Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

"Hey, the Tokyo Olympics was originally said to be postponed, but it was changed and said to be opened on time, and the more changes became more indescribable...What kind of human head balloons, witchcraft dolls, and murloc monsters have come out. I hope these Cthulhu's Things must not come true like [Triium Treasure]!"

"Although Tokyo, a city full of disasters and disasters, has encountered enough scary things, such as Ultraman, Godzilla, parasites, ghouls, etc., but the Cthulhu Mythos The Old One...does it seem that he has never traveled to Tokyo?"

"You forgot wriggling Naiako! Some silver-haired pretty girl who's afraid of forks!"

"Ah, the monsters of the Cthulhu mythology, they still concentrate on harming the United States, so don't come to Tokyo! Tokyo is already too lively..."

"Forget about Tokyo, let's think about the problem of Los Angeles! According to the latest news released by CNN, the environmental radiation after the nuclear explosion in Los Angeles is still 20 millisieverts per year! This kind of environmental radiation is like the radiology department of a hospital. But how do you live there?"

"Eh? 20 millisieverts per year? Is there any problem with this radiation level? This is the latest radiation safety standard introduced by Japan!"

"Big nuclear nation! Terrible Joss! But the Americans are not the people of radiation!"

"Damn it, didn't that witch clearly guarantee that the magic hydrogen bomb would not cause nuclear pollution? How did it happen?"

"The magic hydrogen bomb is also a nuclear weapon! Only this little radiation is left, the Yankees should already be grateful!"

Facing the discussions surrounding this issue, Megumi Akiyama thought about it and felt that it was necessary to refute the rumors so as not to affect his reputation.

So, she broke the news on her Twitter: "... Please rest assured, I, Akiyama Megumi, always keep my word!

Since it is guaranteed that the nuclear explosion in Los Angeles will not cause the spread of nuclear pollution, it will definitely not make Los Angeles become the second Chernobyl!

Today is the second day after the Los Angeles nuclear explosion, and the residual environmental radiation is relatively high, but it is already below Japan's safety radiation standards.In the future, as time goes by, the radiation level in Los Angeles will further decline rapidly, and it will definitely not affect the reconstruction and recovery of the city!

Moreover, although the invisible nuclear radiation is indeed terrible, dear American citizens, when the 'Corona' epidemic is still in full swing and there is no end in sight, you are sure that you have a chance to live to the end of cancer age? "

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Just as Megumi Akiyama was concentrating on tweeting on his iPad, there was a sudden loud noise outside the Disney Castle.

Looking up, I saw Serena, a black cat girl wearing a wine-red silk dress and evening gown, pushing the obese thirty-pound black cat goddess Buster in a trolley, berating a group of American engineers , brought a large number of wooden boards, plastic pipes, plastic boards, bricks, metal brackets and other construction supplies, as well as paint, wood glue, cement, etc., and began to make drastic changes to this fairy-tale Disney castle.

The result was that the entire castle was turned into a construction site, and it was so noisy that it was no longer possible to enjoy afternoon tea here quietly.

Akiyama Megumi and others had no choice but to leave the refreshment and dining table, withdraw from the castle, and prepare to rest in another place.

On the way to evacuate the castle, Chen Qiuhan, the flying noodle candidate, looked at the actions of the catwoman Serena, and couldn't help but asked in confusion while walking:

"...what is that Catwoman doing? Is there anything in the Disney Castle that needs maintenance and renovations?"

"...Ah, this is the oracle of the cat god Buster, who plans to transform the Disney Castle into the world's largest cat climbing frame..."

Akiyama Hui yawned and said calmly.But Chen Qiuhan staggered when he heard it, and almost tripped.

"...to change the Disney castle into a cat climbing frame? Why?" After finally standing still, he suddenly cried out in disbelief.

"...Why? Of course it's because this place will belong to the cat god Buster from now on!

My Lord is Inari God, and in order to fulfill his divine duties, he should be enshrined on the fertile soil where rice grows.And a place like Los Angeles with an arid desert climate obviously can't grow rice, and it's not suitable for the shrine of our lord.Your flying spaghetti god doesn't care about anything, whether there is a temple or not.

On the contrary, Buster has been thinking about her temple all the time, so, this Disneyland, I will give it to Buster! "

Megumi Akiyama spread his hands, "...Then, Buster is going to take this most magnificent little castle as its cat temple. But the castle is designed for humans, not for cats. Buster Naturally, Teddy has to change the Disney castle into a super-sized cat climbing frame, so that she can be worthy of her status-anyway, the US military engineers will do free work for us for free, no matter what kind of house Buster wants, let her Have a good time!

Or, you no longer plan to move to San Francisco for development, but want to stay in this land of withered demons where the aura is exhausted? "

Hearing this, Chen Qiuhan quickly shook his head—the aura of the entire Greater Los Angeles area has now been consumed by Megumi Akiyama's [Despiritual Nuclear Explosion], and it has temporarily become a dry area. At the same time, the raging wildfires around Los Angeles It has not been extinguished, but there are signs of burning more and more vigorously.

Under such circumstances, he, the best choice for flying noodles, has long wanted to move to other cities, so he doesn't want to stay in this poor place like Los Angeles!

But even so, change the Disney castle full of fairy tales into a giant cat climbing frame with a god...

It feels like ruining childhood a bit, crushing children's dreams!

"...Destroying the children's childhood dreams? Where does this come from? Children can play with cats and cats, but it's too late to be happy!"

In response to Chen Qiuhan's doubts, Akiyama Hui curled his lips disapprovingly, turned around and looked at a man in a suit who rushed over, and said pointedly, "...Even if it is the owner of this place, there will be no objections. Right? Mr. CEO of Disney?"

——The new CEO of Walt Disney Company, Mr. Bob Chapek, who just arrived, couldn't help showing an embarrassed wry smile...

Chapter 137: Disney wants to be God's agent

Bob Chapek, the latest CEO of The Walt Disney Company, is also the unluckiest CEO in Disney history.

Since taking over Disney this year, he has been buried under the glory of the former CEO while facing his own bleak life.

——The former CEO of Walt Disney Company, Robert Iger, nicknamed "Smiling Mickey Mouse", is the highest paid CEO among the world's top 21 companies, the golden collar among the golden collars, and the supreme among the global migrant workers in the [-]st century peak!

But his ability is also completely worthy of this salary, making Disney's board of directors pay the money happily, and he is also glad that he picked up the treasure.

During Robert Iger's tenure, he built Shanghai Disneyland, deeply implanting Disney's influence into the largest emerging market in the East.

More importantly, Robert Iger vigorously promoted Disney's acquisition of Pixar Animation Studios, Marvel Entertainment Co., Ltd. and Lucasfilm, and shot a series of Disney's live-action films that are world-renowned, thus greatly expanding the Disney media kingdom. territory.

——That's right, the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which has been popular all over the world in the past ten years, also belongs to Disney's IP, as well as Robert Iger's performance.

If we say that before Robert Iger, when people talk about Disney, they usually only think of the cartoon characters that children like.

Then after Robert Iger took office, Disney is no longer just a childhood paradise for children, but has expanded to the adult market with more consumption power. Through the addition of heavyweight IPs such as Avatar and Star Wars, adults can also enjoy Find your own happiness from Disney's fairy tale kingdom.

It can be said that in the hands of Robert Iger, Disney has truly become a media giant from Mickey Mouse who earns children's pocket money.

Moreover, he also made Disney sit on the top spot among Hollywood media giants!

——The global box office has exceeded 50 billion dollars for many years in a row!For a long time, it has monopolized half of the box office list in North America, and is invincible all over the world!

If it was placed 20 years ago, who would have imagined that a company that made cartoons could become the overlord of Hollywood?

All the splendor and greatness of this is because of Robert Iger, the "Smiling Mickey Mouse" of "National Warriors"!

Then, in order to maintain Disney’s top position in the Hollywood industry, Robert Iger presciently equipped Disney with the strongest legal group in the entire Western world, making Disney a well-known copyright maniac throughout the United States.

——There used to be a joke saying that if you are unfortunately shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island, you only need to draw a Mickey Mouse on the beach, and Disney will quickly find you and take you to court, making your rescue speed even faster. Be faster than SOS.

Although the above jokes are just jokes, when American police use violence to subdue suspects, they often play Disney music with high decibels as the BGM. In this way, even if someone shoots a video of the police abusing violence and hangs it on the Internet, But because of the Disney music in the video, YouTube and Douyin will be overwhelmed by the power of Disney, a copyright madman, and will automatically delete the video so that it cannot be spread...

All in all, in modern America, Disney's legal affairs are as frightening as Cheka and KGB.

Robert Iger has been in charge of Disney for 15 years. Because his achievements are too eye-catching and dazzling, this "smiling Mickey Mouse" has been delayed twice. Because Disney really can't find any other qualified successor!

Until February 2020, 2, Robert Iger finally stepped down as Disney CEO and was replaced by Bob Chapek.

It is conceivable that with such a brilliant and god-like former CEO, how much pressure is Bob Chapek?

What's worse, the smug Mr. Bob Chapek was hit by the outbreak of the COVID-19 virus just after he took office!

And it was Sun Wukong's [-]-jin golden cudgel, which made Mickey Mouse's skull smashed by a stick, and his brain was blown away!

——This spring, at the beginning of the global outbreak of the "Corona" epidemic, from East Asia to Europe and the United States, there was panic everywhere, and cities were closed for isolation, and even movie theaters were ordered to close by the government.Under such circumstances, Disneyland parks all over the world naturally cannot continue to operate.

In addition, Disney's live-action movie "Mulan", which was launched this year, was completely disrupted by the "Corona" epidemic.

Of course, the quality of the film itself is very average, which is also one of the reasons for the dismal box office and reputation of the live-action movie "Mulan".

Later, as the COVID-19 virus was completely out of control in Europe and the United States, the government gave up its efforts and chose to lie flat, and movie theaters and amusement parks reopened everywhere.

However, although European and American countries have unblocked the entire territory and canceled all epidemic prevention measures, the business of Disneyland in various places is still very deserted.

——No way, no matter how fearless you are, as long as you are a human being, you are afraid of death.

Now that the COVID-19 virus has mutated into N strains, under the lay-down policy of the United States, the harvest of life is really extremely fast.

Many people were fine when they went to work in the morning, but suddenly developed symptoms at noon, and died directly in the afternoon, without even being able to be rescued in time.

Not to mention the messy Los Angeles, San Francisco and Seattle on the west coast, even New York, which is relatively "stable", now has an average of 1 deaths per week-note that this is only a calculation of the number of deaths , As for the number of infected people, there is no way to count them.

But fortunately, as a world-famous immigrant city, New York, let alone 1 people die a week, even if 1 people die a day, as long as the immigration gate is opened, the population can be replenished immediately, so it doesn’t matter if there is no need for epidemic prevention— — At least the officials think so.

Under such circumstances, even if parents in the United States have to take the risk of contracting [Corona] or even falling to their deaths in order to make money to support their families, and write their wills every morning and go out to work, they will not be willing to bring their children to go to work. Go to a crowded amusement park and risk your life to have fun.

And the little pocket money in the children's pockets is not enough for them to come to Disneyland to be cool.

As a result, whether it's Disneyland, Universal Studios, or any other amusement park, there's been little business these days.

Even the income of Disney movies is discounted in half and N fractures—the total box office of North American movies in May is only 5% of the same period last year!

In this film market that has shrunk by 95% in one breath, even if Disney can still sit firmly in the top spot, wouldn't it still be vomiting blood?

After the Los Angeles Earthquake in June, the Los Angeles Evil Cataclysm, and the Los Angeles Nuclear Explosion, the superposition of the three disasters made Disney even lose its old home.

——The headquarters of The Walt Disney Company is located in the small town of Burbank, Los Angeles County, California,

This town is not only the location of the headquarters of Walt Disney, but also many world-renowned media and entertainment companies such as Warner Brothers, NBC, Viacom, and PBS have branches in Burbank. Burbank is also known as the "Media Capital of the World."

During the Los Angeles Earthquake in early June, the town of Burbank was basically safe except for water and electricity cutoffs; and the ensuing raging evil spirits did not cause much trouble to the town of Burbank... But what happened next However, the secondary disaster caused this "world media capital" to rush to the street...

——As the 40th Infantry Division stationed in Beverly Hills was unbearable to be disturbed by evil spirits, the mutiny collapsed. Nearly a thousand routed soldiers in armored vehicles, surrounded by a large number of mobs, ransacked Burbank, and communicated with the local police and major companies A fierce exchange of fire broke out between the security guards and the marines who came to clean up.

Due to the strong strength and fierce firepower of the rebel army, the urgently dispatched suppression force had to dispatch armed helicopters to carry out aerial bombing.

As a result, the town of Burbank was severely damaged in street fighting, and even the headquarters of the Walt Disney Company was burned to ruins.

At the same time, the oldest Disneyland in the world, Disneyland in Anaheim, Los Angeles, was requisitioned by the government without compensation.

(Disney's main park is no longer in Los Angeles and has moved to Orlando, Florida, which is larger than all other Disney parks combined.)

In the face of the army's bayonets and muzzles, Disney's "strongest legal department on the surface" is also useless.

Walt Disney executives, though holed up in country houses in Montana or on islands in the Caribbean, have all come out unscathed from these turmoil.

However, Walt Disney's stock price plummeted and its assets shrank sharply, but it was inevitable.

Moreover, bankers can directly profit from the US$[-] trillion in excess of the recent "quantitative easing" in the United States, but Disney does not have such skills.

It is conceivable what shareholders will think of the current CEO of Disney, Mr. Bob Chapek.

——The great "Smiling Mickey Mouse" Robert Iger left you such a vibrant, powerful and brilliant Disney.

How come Disney has only been in your hands for four months, and the company has already hit the street to the point where the stock price has fallen below the floor and is on the verge of bankruptcy?

In this regard, Mr. Bob Chapek naturally feels very, very wronged.

After all, the fate of people not only depends on their own efforts, but also takes into account the evolution of the times.

Come on, he's just a small business executive!How could it be possible to resist the tide of the times?

In the face of this great plague sweeping the world, and even more outrageous gods and demons descending into the world, what can he, Mickey Mouse's butler, change?

Even Bob Chapek was helpless in the face of rebel soldiers who drove into the Walt Disney headquarters in an armored vehicle.

However, the shareholders who have lost money and are about to jump off the building today will not consider Bob Chapek’s difficulties. They will only accuse Bob Chapek of being stupid and incompetent, and compare him with the former CEO Robert Iger. Come to the dire conclusion that "this CEO is such a loser".

The former Disney CEO was "Smiling Mickey Mouse", and the current one is "Mickey Mouse on the Street"!

There is no way, shopping malls are like battlefields, failure is the greatest sin, and no excuses are accepted.

——No one will praise the subjugated king, nor will anyone praise the CEO who bankrupted the company.

No matter how bad or desperate the objective conditions he is facing.

Seeing that he is about to become the biggest prodigal son in the history of Disney, and may even be the last CEO of Disney...

"Mickey Mouse on the street" Mr. Bob Chapek was naturally depressed, but he couldn't find a way out.

However, the sudden appearance of the "Master of Faces" and the visit to Disneyland in Los Angeles gave him a glimmer of hope.

The entertainment industry in difficult times is certainly difficult to do, but if it is replaced by the religious industry, wouldn't it be a godsend opportunity of vigorous vitality and all things competing for development?

Thinking about the majesty of the Holy See in the Middle Ages, driving the kings of all countries like minions, you know how great it would be to be an agent of God!

And look at what gods are popping up right now - spaghetti, cats and foxes, aren't these all things that children like?

And selling these interesting concepts and implanting IP into the minds of children and their parents is a stunt that Disney specializes in!

Whether it's the unaccustomed Japanese Shintoism, or the half-baked jokes of the Flying Noodle Church, how can it compare to Disney's professionalism in missionary work?

Not to mention the priests of the ancient Egyptian cat god Bast, who had been lying dead on the banks of the Nile for 600 years, and whose ashes were scattered nowhere.

If the ladies of the "Mianmianjiao" can also take the opportunity to pull into Disney's IP group, such as making the fox god's nuclear explosion witch and the cat god's priestess become new Disney princesses... then, the next thing is The sky is falling apart, the sea is dry and rocks are rotten, and Disney is not worried about going bankrupt!

Just like the Holy See never has to worry about going out of business.

So, the current CEO of Walt Disney Company, Mr. Bob Chapek, ran to the park to "see" him.

And Bob Chapek not only did not express any objection to Catwoman Serena’s self-talk about changing the Disney castle into a cat climbing frame to please the cat god Buster, he even claimed that it could be done by Disney’s professional artists. Come to design a plan and transform the most beautiful [Cat Castle]!

——Anyway, today’s Los Angeles is already full of ruins, and within a few years, it is impossible to breathe, and it is impossible for Los Angeles Disneyland to have many tourists.Instead of losing money, it is better to dedicate it to the gods as a sanctuary, and maybe it will attract many pilgrims to worship!

And the staff of Disneyland can also be transferred to God's servants immediately, and in turn use God's authority to pretend to be powerful!

As long as Disneyland can be operated as a religious holy place like Jerusalem, it is really a great deal with huge profits!

On the other hand, Megumi Akiyama, Qiuhan Chen and others were also overjoyed by Disney's initiative to join the franchise.