Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

Of course, it is also possible that for poor ancient Japanese farmers, bean curd sushi was already the most high-end offering they could get.

Therefore, Lord Fox God, who has recovered from the killing stone again, has to follow the hobbies prescribed for her by human believers.

Although real foxes have always been carnivores, and she never ate vegetarian food when she was the Empress Daji and the Indian princess, as long as she refuses to give up her status as the Inari God in Japan, she must force herself to love beans Leather Sushi: Even if you don’t like it, you have to eat it!

I have to eat every meal!It's useless even if you have already conferred the gods and bigu!

However, this treatment is not the worst. What is even more unlucky is Guanyin Bodhisattva. Although he is clearly a man at the beginning, as long as most believers think that Guanyin Bodhisattva is a woman, then even Bodhisattva has to obediently undergo sex reassignment surgery... ...It really is a mythical version of a backstreet girl!

"... Even if you want to lose weight, you can't starve yourself out! These days, Sonia is the main force in dancing and shooting videos!

After exercising so much every day, how can her body hold on if she doesn't eat more high-calorie and high-fat foods? "

The Mexican girl Valentina opened her mouth to smooth things over, and at the same time looked down at the floor beside the dining table, "...Besides, in our song and dance troupe, the members who consume the most food every day don't seem to be human at all! It feels like we haven't eaten as much as these cats!"

——The floor next to the dining table is densely packed with cats eating hazel, like a feast of cats:

Male cat, female cat, castrated cat; black, gray, white, orange, tabby, particolor; tabby cat, Persian cat, Ragdoll cat, Siamese cat, Maine Coon cat, British shorthair cat Hairy cats, American shorthair cats, Russian blue cats...they are all "groups" that Megumi Akiyama summoned from the nearby stray cats, community cats and domestic cats to assist in filming the video through the power of the cat god Buster. play a cat".

And since it's a group performance, there must be a full box of lunch—it doesn't matter whether it's a human or a cat.

At this moment, each cat not only buried its head in its own cat food bowl, but even stepped its front paws into it.

Moreover, no matter what breed or color, every cat here has learned to eat like an orange cat excavator without a teacher.It's true that people die for money, and birds die for food!

Once the cat food in the rice bowl is exhausted, they will pick up the rice bowl and move to Qiu Shanhui's legs, meowing and stretching their paws to ask for more food.

As a result, Qiu Shanhui had to eat breakfast by himself and pour rations for the cats at the same time.

"...You're right, the money used to buy cat food every day has already exceeded the food expenses of the four of us..."

Holding a long-handled spoon, Akiyama Megumi put the cat rice in the pot into each cat's rice bowl with a wry smile—in order for these cats to perform hard, these cat rice are made of beef, chicken, mussels, eggs and The first-class products made from mackerel are by no means comparable to ordinary canned food.

That's why there are so many arrogant or unruly cats who are attracted to this small apartment to cook together.

"...These cats do eat a lot, but they are worth the money! Most of the current fans and traffic are attracted by them."

While eating her high-fat, high-sugar, high-calorie Russian salad, Sonia complained, "...we people are not as important as cats!"

Hearing this, Qiu Shanhui was also bitter.

To be honest, she has been working very hard to plan and manage this fox-eared witch group.

However, the slow rhythm and dull tunes of those ancient Japanese Kagura dances for worshiping gods did not suit the appetite of American netizens at all.

Let’s switch to a more fashionable and lively Japanese otaku, they can’t come up with any new tricks—who made Megumi Akiyama travel too late, and classic songs like "The Pure Land of Paradise" have been popular for a long time. Can't make people look bright.

In desperation, Akiyama Megumi even tried American-style rap—the result was still unacceptable, and he made a half-baked mess.

Hey, in the entertainment articles I read before time travel, the main character, no matter whether he made a movie or sang, easily became popular and became famous.

Why was it so difficult when it was her turn to become a small Internet celebrity?

In the end, it was the cats that she summoned to serve as the background and foil, which attracted some people's attention, and finally harvested a wave of traffic.

But this really made Qiu Shanhui and the other three girls not have much sense of accomplishment, but a little aggrieved and lost.

Think about it, you sweated hard rehearsing, racked your brains to set up the stage and background, and spent days shooting a MV video, only to see the comment area full of "Woman, get out of the way, you block I see cats!"

How poignant should that feel?

What's even more troublesome is that the little witch Akiyama Megumi does not just set up a girl group to make money, but also to gain popularity and faith for Master Yuzao.

As a result, no one is watching the dance of the fox-eared witches, and the netizens are all watching the cats, which leads to the belief of the cat god Buster...

Do you think the ancient fox god can be happy?

"...Yeah, fans come to watch cat movies, and we are just shit shovelers who take care of cats."

While stroking the cat, Akiyama Hui said depressingly, "...people are not as good as cats!"

"...Since you feel so unhappy, do you want to shoot today's cat talent video?" asked the landlady Dolores.

"...Of course we have to shoot! We've already fed so much good cat food, so we have to let them do some work to pay for it, right?"

Akiyama Megumi replied with a face of course, "... No matter how awkward it feels, it's better than no flow!"

Chapter 57: Big oranges are the most important thing, and the cat's virtue is at a disadvantage

"The first thing you say when you wake up every day is to cheer yourself up! Every time you eat an extra grain of rice, you have to say sorry!

Mirror mirror look at me, where is my collarbone?Beautiful, I want to be beautiful!I'm going to be a heartthrob!

……

Come on, turn around!Hot Yoga Sit Ups!Spinning Pilates!Soak goji berries in a thermos!

Come on, take a deep breath!Run in the morning and swim a few meters at night!Flat dumbbell rowing machine, don't give up until you reach your goal!

……

Calories calories calories calories!Calories are my natural enemy!Burn my calories! "

In the cat cafe on the first floor of the apartment that has been converted into a shrine, Megumi Akiyama, wearing a red and white maiden costume, is holding a royal coin (chaste stick), waving the paper tape on the stick head, and directing a large group of chubby round mounds The cats and cats were all fat and trembling, jumping and dancing the house dance "Calorie".

——With the [Cat Friend] skill bestowed by Goddess Buster, and the bribes of cats, cats, and small fishes, not only the cats that have been officially adopted, but also treated as domestic cats, even if they are adopted The cats and cats who were temporarily summoned to act as group performers are still able to obey Qiu Shanhui's orders so far.

After all, there are so many cat meals to be fed, no matter how arrogant the cat is, it has to show some face.

The only problem is that due to eating too much, many originally skinny stray cats have doubled in weight in just a few weeks, and their bodies have rapidly inflated like balloons. I can't raise my legs to lick my own feet.

After all, this cat, basically regardless of its color or breed, is a round creature that looks like a big chicken leg.

Fortunately, "Calorie" was originally a weight-loss exercise in theory, so it is quite appropriate for fat cats to dance "Calorie" with their fat.

And with the obesity rate of the common people in the United States, as well as the admiration for muscles, various fat-burning exercises are also very marketable.

In addition, unlike humans, cats regard fat as beauty, which is unanimously recognized by netizens all over the world.

——Let a group of fat cats bouncing around and doing exercise is much more interesting than watching a group of fat cats exercising to lose weight.

Many fat plus-size human models still need to rely on political correctness to push them out, but cats are neither fat nor popular.

Can a cat with a fat head and big ears be called fat?No, that's rich and beautiful!

It's just that no matter how rich and beautiful you are, you lazy cats still have to jump up and down for my old lady! ! ! !

Looking at the two fattest fat orange cats, they were out of breath after just a couple of jumps, lying there without moving, destroying the entire formation.Akiyama Megumi was really angry.

After the music stopped, Akiyama Hui dragged them under the window sill one by one, and snapped aggressively:

"...You two, one is two years old and the other is only one and a half years old, but look at yourselves, what do you look like after eating? Do you still look like a child? Cooking is done at five pounds and five pounds The shoulders are thicker than the waist, the waist is bigger than the buttocks, and the buttocks are bigger than the face! No neck!

For a cat, this is simply a cat's disadvantage!Garfield is not as fat as you!You have to show me shame!Shame on you! "

After cursing in one breath, Akiyama Megumi remembered that he seemed to have forgotten to switch to cat language just now, so he switched to cat language and cursed again.

These two large orange fur balls are of considerable size.He meowed a few times aggrieved, and then leaned up to rub Akiyama Hui's leg, trying to pass the test with cuteness.

But Akiyama Hui knows very well that they are just "accepting it with an open mind and resolutely not changing it", even though they are acting coquettishly and having fun now.

——For the amazing species of orange cats, the only way to make them flexible and agile is to be hungry!

So, ignoring the fawning of the two chubby cats, Megumi Akiyama, the little witch, ruthlessly announced a very serious and important conclusion: their box lunches will be downgraded from today, from American cat rice to Japanese cat rice.

——The former is a big meal made of beef, chicken, mussels, eggs and mackerel, while the latter is white rice with bonito flakes.

For this, the two fat orange cats were naturally very reluctant, and the meowing sounded again.

But even in the midst of the orange cat's majestic protest, the little witch Akiyama Hui's attitude remains unwavering.

"...It's so happily decided! No protests will be accepted!

This is also for your own good, if this continues, you will really get fat to death!You don't want to suffer from kidney failure and three highs, do you?

So, hurry up to that roller over there and give me a good run, run hard, and try to be as thin as a lightning bolt!

By then, you'll be the best of all cats! "

In this way, the obese and lazy orange cats were forced to run on the roller, and Akiyama Hui rewarded a few active dancing cats and sent them cat strips and catnip... But what Akiyama Hui did not notice was that , Her action of taming the cat just now was also photographed by the Russian girl Sonia who was in charge of the filming, and after simple editing, it was posted on the Internet as a tidbit - because she was originally using the account of her little internet celebrity.

As a result, when Megumi Akiyama rested for a while, got up and picked out two fat cats, tied them with red and white headbands, and was about to train them to perform cat sumo, Sonia came over excitedly holding her mobile phone, happily Said, "...Look, look! Huihui, you're popular!"

Akiyama Megumi blinked, and looked carefully at the rising playback numbers on the screen, and was immediately surprised.

I just scolded Maomao, how could I... poke the excitement of the netizens?

And the various comments and replies below made her laugh even more.

"It's so fat, two chubby gas tanks", "Too fat", "Schrödinger's orange pig".

"Big oranges are the most important", "Furry and chubby", "Don't dye pigs for cats".

"Nine out of ten orange cats are fat, and one is crushed on the kang. This story is well-deserved."

"Such a round little pig, can it be roasted?" "The cat is so big that it can't fit in a pot."

"Why is this pig as thin as a cat, you haven't eaten in 3 minutes", "The orange pig is growing gratifyingly".

"If they can't jump, let them roll on the ground and perform a twist dance!" "Meowing pigs."

"The little girl taming the cat is really fun, just like the [Tiger Mom] in the best-selling book", "The low-end version of the tiger mother, the real version of the cat mother".

"Does she speak cat language?" "Quickly download a cat language app and translate it!"

"Is this running Cat Durban?" "No, it's the San Meow Education Team" "Miao Miao Labor Camp"

……

However, when Akiyama Hui smiled and read one by one, his smile froze instantly because of one of the comments.

"These two orange cats don't seem to be the fattest, do they? I see that the black cat in the corner is even fatter."

So, she looked back suddenly, turned around and looked at the black cat goddess Buster curled up at the foot of the wall, a sharp cold light appeared in her pupils:

Dear Cat Goddess Buster...I didn't even notice before, so you are the fattest one!

How can this be done?

Chapter 58, The Cat Car Out of the Street

In the corner of the cat cafe, Buster, the black cat goddess, collapsed at the base of the wall. Her black hair was smooth and smooth without a trace of variegation. At first glance, she looked like a chubby little black pig—— It can't be described as a cat, but a "bundle" of cats or a "bundle of" cats.

All around her, there are super-large fried chicken in the family bucket, large bottles of Fat House Happy Water (Coke), small dried fish, and small packages of catnip that have been opened.

For a fat cat, this is heaven!If there is a beautiful female excrement shovel officer to take care of it, it should be a cat with no regrets, right?

When Akiyama Hui leaned over to take a look, he found that the fat cat had its paws facing the sky, sleeping with its mouth open, and catnip was still stained on its face and whiskers.

——Be darling, it's true that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, other cats are just greedy, and the cat god Buster directly sucked catnip and became unconscious!

It should be said that it is worthy of being the American version of the cat god?Obesity, taking drugs and not loving sports, etc. are all available?

Hey, the supreme gods are already living such a decadent life, how can the atmosphere of this cat tribe be good?

How can a useless meow like you lead the cats in the world?

Akiyama Hui complained in her heart, and at the same time stretched out her hand to pat her plump belly, making a puffing sound.

However, the fat black cat goddess Buster did not move, did not respond to anything, and was not awakened at all.

So, the little witch Akiyama Hui smiled wickedly, and rubbed the fat cat's stomach with great interest.

——Facing a fat cat that is opening its belly to you, who can resist not to masturbate twice?

Relying on the full experience of repeatedly dealing with many cats these days, Akiyama Megumi is now excellent in technique, with flexible fingers, and quickly licked the black cat goddess to make a comfortable purring sound, and her two paws were subconsciously grabbing her. Hands, tail flicking back and forth.

Petting cats is really a happy thing: people are happy, and cats are also happy.

In addition, Megumi Akiyama also admired secretly, the feel of this black cat goddess is really extraordinary, it is really silky and smooth, it can be called enjoyment.

After masturbating for several minutes, the glossy black cat goddess suddenly opened her eyes, and met Akiyama Megumi's eyes.

Next, Buster, the goddess of fat cats, said: "...what are you doing, meow?"

Akiyama Hui scratched the cat's chin without changing his face: "...I'm licking you."

"...Damn meow, how could you lick me without my consent? Meow!"

"... When do you still need the cat's consent to masturbate a cat?" Akiyama Hui asked in surprise, "...well, I'll just stop masturbating you!"