Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

Instead of making your family's reputation so coquettish and cheap that it's hard to see, it's really better to wear skirts from the beginning!

After figuring this out, the landlady Dolores felt relieved, and immediately threw a fluffy piece of fabric into the fire!

"...Okay, you convinced me, dear Megumin! Farewell, my panties!"

"...me too!" "...me too!" "...and mine!"

The other three slender and slender hands also followed up, throwing their fat times into the crackling bonfire, and sparks flew up.

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——After tidying up their respective wardrobes, girls who have converted to the fox god, find out your jeans, sweatpants and other trousers and stuff them into the trolley case. The expensive designer goods are going to be sold to thrift stores to a church or a charity like the Salvation Army:

Just like in China, large iron cabinets for recycling old clothes are generally placed in communities in American cities to accept old clothes and blankets that residents do not want.

But next, the panties I used to wear... Even the boldest girl would be too embarrassed to donate them to others, right?

And if you throw all the underwear directly into the trash can, if you don't make it right, you will be picked up by those homeless people who rummaged through the trash all day...

Well, it might even be used for some weird and disgusting uses.

——Although there will be no loss to himself in essence, Akiyama Megumi always feels somewhat uncomfortable psychologically.

Therefore, after much deliberation, the little witch Akiyama Megumi seems to burn the unused underwear directly, which is cleaner.

So, Akiyama Hui took the other three girls and set up a bonfire on the roof of the apartment, preparing to destroy their underwear.

But when it came time for the bonfire to start burning, the other three girls were a little bit reluctant, so they struggled a bit.

However, under Megumi Akiyama's presentation of the facts and reasoning, they still honestly burned their underwear after all.

But they still have some grudges in their hearts - after all, the less fabric used in underwear, the higher the price, and doing so is burning money!

So, looking at the panties burning in the fire, Valentina pouted and said, "...Hey, even if we don't have pants, we can still wear skirts, but what if a man becomes a priest of a fox god or a cat god? How about solving the conflict between the tail and the trousers?"

Hearing Valentina's words, Megumi Akiyama immediately thought of the cat boy in the "Final Fantasy" game...

Well, in theory, it seems that just digging a hole in the pants will solve the tail problem.

But in practice...

First of all, the fox's tail is very fluffy, not a slender one like a cat's tail, so the hole must be very large, almost half of the buttocks are exposed;

Second, how do you make sure that the tail just sticks out of the hole at that time, instead of the pants being crooked and stuck and making you want to die?

Moreover, when the tail is not showing, it seems a hundred times more shameful than wearing a skirt to wear crotch pants with a crotch and buttocks on the street!

It's almost like biting a baby's pacifier in your mouth!

"...maybe... let them pretend to be bagpipers and wear kilts with bare bottoms?"

Female Internet celebrity Sonia said, "...I met a Scottish bagpipe player in the British army on the Internet. This guy once wore his plaid skirt to Iceland to participate in exercises, but he forgot to bring a change of underwear and a warm long coat. Pants, I almost froze my balls..."

"... Ah, that Scot is really unfortunate." Akiyama Hui said.

"...There is something even more unfortunate!" Sonia said happily, "...after arriving in Iceland, this Scottish warrior finally felt the power of the arctic cold current, so he jumped into the natural hot spring by the roadside to warm himself, but unfortunately I forgot to look at the warning signs, and it turned out to be a tragedy.

The temperature of the hot spring he jumped into was as high as 80 degrees Celsius, and it was still alkaline. I, who has never studied medicine, knew that the end would be miserable..."

Valentina and Dolores burst into laughter when they heard the words, while Megumi Akiyama's expression was unpredictable, as if he felt some kind of phantom limb pain.

"...that's a funny joke, Russian girl, but I'm afraid we don't need to think about what our future male colleagues will dress for yet."

After laughing for a while, the landlady Dolores said sternly, "... Now what we need to think about is ourselves—if we can't wear pants, our winter will be very difficult, right?

Anyway, I can't imagine how to walk in the snow with only a long skirt?

Could it be that we are all going to stay in the heated room by then, and only Sonia, who is born to withstand the cold, can go out and run around? "

"...NONONO! I'm not that cold-resistant either!

Winter swimming in the frozen river is only a matter of a while, and I can still persist.But if you want me to wear only a skirt and show my legs, and go out in the severe winter snow at minus [-] to [-] degrees Celsius, it will kill me..."

Sonia waved her hands again and again, "...in just one day, my legs will be frozen into carrots!"

Chapter 43: Is this a zombie?

"...you are not asked to show your legs in the snow! Russian girl, you can wear warm woolen socks under your skirt."

The Mexican girl Valentina laughed, "...With the talent of Russians who were born to compete with General Winter, this kind of dress should be enough, right?"

The Russian girl Sonia rolled her eyes in response to this.

"...Come on, Mexican girl, not every Russian lives in the snow, okay? Don't be misled by stereotypes!

Although I am Russian, my hometown is on the coast of the Black Sea in the southernmost part of Russia, where the climate in the whole country is the warmest.

Therefore, my relatives and I may be different from the Russians you imagined, not so cold-resistant..."

——Well, Russia is indeed a country with vast land, and not all Russians live in forests and snow fields.

There are also Russians living in the steppes and deserts...

"...Ahem, actually, I don't think you need to worry too much, as long as we don't run around in the north in winter, isn't that all right?"

The little witch Akiyama Hui reassured them and said, "...With the desert climate like Los Angeles, which is sunny all year round, it is not too cold even in winter. When I first came here last December, I could still see the beach There's someone swimming in a bikini!"

"...The climate in Los Angeles is indeed hot enough, the winter in San Francisco is okay, and the winter in Portland is enough."

Dolores sighed, "...It seems that we can really only settle down in the south in the future. It's best not to go to the north in winter."

Seeing everyone's dejected looks, Akiyama Hui felt that they should instill a wave of positive energy into them, so he talked about the benefits of becoming a fox girl and witch.

——For women, menstrual events that must come every month, and the large amount of blood that has to be lost during the period, are all draining the vitality of the body.

But after the shaman has cultivated into the divine way, she can "cut the red dragon and cut the white tiger" to preserve her vitality and avoid frequent injuries.

The concept of the former is easy to understand, that is, to stop bleeding every month.The concept of the latter...

According to Akiyama Megumi's magic reform, that is to let the excess body hair fall off automatically under the washing of aura, so as to ensure the smooth and moist skin of the whole body.

"...I won't have menstruation after becoming a witch? I don't need to bleed every month, and I don't need to buy tampons? This is indeed a good thing.

And what about permanent body hair removal?Will you no longer have to shave your legs and armpits when you go to the beach?That sounds good too.

But now because of our tails, I’m afraid we can’t even wear swimming trunks. How can we go to the beach to show off our thighs? "

After hearing this, Valentina curled her lips and pointed out the blind spot, "...We are not models who can show our bodies on the catwalk."

"...Uh, it seems to be the same!"

Megumi Akiyama couldn't help being taken aback when she heard the words - she originally thought about waiting until the stay-at-home order in this place was lifted, and then go to Santa Monica Beach or Venice Beach in Los Angeles to relax, play in the waves and Play sampans and get a tan in the sun!

But now it seems that her dream of playing in the waves will only disappear like bubbles.

Now, it was Akiyama Hui's turn to "frustrate and bend forward"... Fortunately, the landlady Dolores came to smooth things over.

"...It's okay, even if we can't wear swimsuits, we can still go to the nude beach!

When we have money, we can simply charter a private beach, or even a private island!Do what you love! "

Dolores, who has seen the world in Hollywood for several years, said, "...you can't even imagine the happiness of those rich people!"

"...Like Epstein and his Happy Island? Well, hopefully we'll be as rich as him soon..."

The Russian girl Sonia curled her lips and complained like this, "...At that time, I will..."

But before she finished speaking, she heard Valentina, the Mexican girl who had been swiping her phone with her head down, screaming:

"...Oh, God! Look, look! There's big news! Zombies are happening somewhere!"

"... Zombies? No way? Is there really such a thing?"

The other three girls were shocked when they heard the words, and hurriedly moved their heads together, and saw a Youtube video playing on Valentina's cell phone.

The original background of the video looked like a hospital parking lot, full of ambulances, cars and refrigerated trucks.

Several care workers in charge of moving the corpses, wearing simple protective clothing made of black garbage bags, are transporting orange body bags on stretchers.

It's just that the working attitude of these corpse movers seems to be very sloppy. They just throw the body bag and the corpse inside into the open space beside the parking lot and ignore it.Two bearded and strong drivers driving the refrigerated truck had to step out of the cab cursing and lift the body bag onto the truck by themselves.

However, just as they lifted one of the body bags, the body bag twisted abnormally, as if a living person was struggling inside.

Faced with such an appalling change, the two truck drivers were caught off guard and fell to the ground in fright.

But the body bag that also fell to the ground continued to squirm like a caterpillar, and made some vague noises through the body bag.

So one of the truck drivers quickly got up, brushed off the dust on his body, and yelled for help.

The other truck driver hesitated, but still mustered up the courage to undo the body bag and try to rescue the "living person" inside who was misdiagnosed as dead.

However, the next moment, a ferocious dark figure jumped out of the body bag with a roar, and bit the poor driver's face!

Then, accompanied by a burst of chaotic shaking, the screen switched to the entrance of a certain hospital, and saw two black "zombies" with teeth and claws, wearing bloody hospital gowns, eyes turned white, mouth and nose bleeding, crooked. With his head tilted, he moved slowly, stumbling, with strangely stiff steps.

Surrounded by a group of panicked nurses, patients and family members, they were screaming and running around in fright from the two "zombies".

There was also a fat, trembling guard. Although he had a gun in his hand and an electric baton pinned to his waist, his legs were weak, and he dared not fire his pistol.

But there were still two blond girls shivering behind the gun-wielding guard, holding his hand from left to right, preventing him from escaping.

So, in the end, there were still "bang bang" gunshots and hysterical screams in the video...

Then came the siren sound from nowhere, and the black screen of the entire video ended.

PS: The first wave of crisis in this book is coming! !

Chapter 44: Is this a zombie?

Although this so-called zombie video is less than 5 minutes from the beginning to the end, and the clarity is not very good.But because of its sensitivity, as soon as it was released tonight, it was immediately pushed on the whole network, and the headlines were arranged, and the amount of forwarding was even more impressive.

As a result, when this news was posted on the Internet, it was like a stone hitting water in an instant, splashing a thousand layers of waves.

——This stone is a meteorite from the sky; this water is the sea water of the Pacific Ocean; this wave is of course the level of a tsunami!

After all, in today's intelligent age, the speed of information explosion has far exceeded the imagination of many people.

For those small citizens who are bored with the boring daily life, a certain danger that happened in the distance and whose truth is unknown has never been a real threat. Welcome to the group carnival, commonly known as Xi Da Pu Ben!

However, now that the whole world is shutting down cities for epidemic prevention, people who don't go to work have to stay at home and do nothing, what else can they do besides swiping their phones?

Even though it is night now, there are still many people who have long nights of sleepless sleep!

Therefore, this explosive zombie video immediately touched the excitement of many people, and the comments below the video really flooded in like a flood.

—— Among them, the mainstream attitude is naturally not very convinced, but there are also many people who take the opportunity to make fun of and shake their wits.

Anyway, it's mainly funny, there are not many serious ones, full of amazing enthusiasm and imagination, expressing excited wailing.

As the saying goes, everyone is happy.

I like this feeling of being alone in a humble room but can affect the general trend of the world!

"...Where did this spoof video come from? Is it a parody of the "Blair Witch" disguised as a documentary?"

"...How could there really be zombies in this world? Was it staged? Or was it edited from some niche horror movie?"

"...Screening horror videos at this time? How heartless! I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep tonight!"

"... Zombies!!! So scary!!! I have to hide the baseball bat under my pillow!!!"

"...Resident Evil?! T-Virus?!!! What the hell did Van Derrickburg research?"

"...Oh! No! Is the end of the world coming? So excited! Can you still fight zombies?"

"...God! Don't tell me, there really is an umbrella company in this world!"

"...The Umbrella Company is best not to have it, but the heroic Ada Wang and Miss Alice can have it!"

"...a terrible virus has spread and we have no vaccine!"

"...detection of en route fusion strike..."

"...Oops! It's too late to dig an underground shelter! Where should I buy radiation suppressant?"

"...Are we going to pick up the bottle caps? Just finished two beers and the caps are probably still in the trash."

"...Don't worry about the bottle caps. Before there is any chaos on the street, go to the weapon store to buy more guns and bullets!"

"...Eh? Why is your first reaction to buy a gun? Shouldn't you stock up on canned food, compressed biscuits and water purification tablets first?"