Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

Just like...Spiderman bitten by a poisonous spider, the Hulk and the Fantastic Four who were illuminated by the magic ray!

Wow, this is really cool!

Thinking of this, Dolores's heart was surging for a moment, and she couldn't help letting go of her thinking and imagination, boldly thinking about her awesome future.

——Belonging to the world of superheroes, how exciting it is!

Captain America, Thor, Iron Man, Hulk, Ant-Man, Wasp, Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, Doctor Strange...

Storm, Phoenix, Cyclops, Wolverine, Phantom Cat, Magneto, Professor X, Deadpool...

Superman and Supergirl, Batman and Joker, Harley Quinn and Catwoman, Black Canary and Doctor Fate, and Green Lantern and Green Arrow...

The names of countless superheroes are spinning in Dolores' head, and the stories of their love and killing each other are played back in the landlady's mind.

What makes Dolores even more excited is that she seems to be one of these superheroes soon!

Well, what famous name should I give myself?

Lightning Fox?Flash Woman?Princess Lightning?Lightning Queen?

Uh, wait, it seems that I should first figure out what superpower I have before...

"...Hello, Miss Fox...are you all right?"

Seeing Dolores smirking and drooling at the corners of her mouth, Akiyama Hui couldn't help reaching out and touching her face, "...Don't be crazy about it?"

"...Ah, I'm fine, I just thought of something."

The landlady, who came back to her senses, quickly covered it up, and at the same time urged, "...Quickly tell me, how can I obtain superpowers?"

"...It's not a superpower! It's a divine power bestowed by Master Yuzao, and only devout believers can use it."

Akiyama Megumi rolled his eyes, "...is magic so cheap?"

"...Understand understand! It's like a priest needs to pray, right? I understand! Superheroes can't be trained in a day."

Dolores, who has rich experience in games and anime, nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, "...please go ahead and test me!"

"...And, the first thing we should do now is to cure Sonia and Valentina?"

"...That's right!" The landlady just remembered this, and couldn't help feeling a little ashamed, "...Then, what should we do?"

PS: I was mobilized again as a volunteer to participate in the epidemic prevention, saying that I wanted to screen people who came from the south recently.

Hey, it feels like this year is endless.

Chapter 28: Valentina's Surprise

There seemed to be a fire burning in the lungs.

The mucous membranes of the nose and throat seemed to be gone.

The headache seems to be splitting.

My whole body hurts like hell.

There seemed to be mosquitoes buzzing in my ears.

Oh, the damn "Corona" virus!

Valentina Lopez, a female college student from Mexico, was lying on the sofa in the apartment like a salted fish, so uncomfortable that she didn't want to move.

Because as long as she moved a little, she would feel as if she had run a marathon, and she couldn't breathe anymore.

How did things become like this?Was it because of the cold wind that blew during the vigil that day?

Uh, no, I remember that before that, she already felt that something was wrong with her body, and she would have a faint abdominal pain from time to time.

It's just that it wasn't too serious at that time, and she had just experienced menstruation, so she didn't pay much attention to it.

After the apartment was struck by lightning, she stood guard in the middle of the night and was blown by the cold wind for a while, and finally began to feel dizzy and uncomfortable.

I thought I would recover soon after I slept, but when I woke up, my whole body hurt like hell.

However, as a college student, Valentina still struggled to sit up, open her textbooks and mobile phone, and prepare for online classes.

Unexpectedly, after only taking a few lines of notes, she felt as if she was going to die, forcing her to lie down and sleep again under the control of instinct.

After another sleep, her condition became more serious: high fever, muscle pain, feeling like there was phlegm in her throat but she couldn't cough it out, she was exhausted when she didn't do anything, and she felt her heart was protesting against herself in her chest.Just do a little strenuous exercise and you'll be out of breath!

——This kind of suffocation experience is really indescribably terrifying, just like when she was swimming and drowning in the sea when she was a child, the whole person was suspended in the water, sinking slowly, struggling desperately but still unable to breathe, until a certain moment, suddenly Finally got oxygen...

As we all know, there is great terror between life and death, and the degree of psychological damage to Valentina can be imagined after experiencing such great terror repeatedly.

Therefore, in order to prevent her from being suffocated to death, Valentina, who had difficulty breathing more and more, had no choice but to become a salted fish from then on, trying to stay still during the day and relying on deep breathing for ventilation.But at night, I will still suffer from insomnia and toss and turn, and my ears will start to buzz and tinnitus.

In addition, I had endless diarrhea. I didn't eat much, but I was diarrhea, and I lost three kilograms in just a few days!

It is much more efficient than any weight loss training course!

This made her always be full of uncontrollable cranky thoughts when she was awake, and every thought was full of madness and despair.

For a while, I imagined that after struggling for a long time, I was finally overwhelmed by the illness, like a dried salted fish, suffocating on the sofa.

For a while, I imagined that although I didn't die, but my brain was burnt out, I failed all courses, my scholarship was cancelled, I had no money to continue my studies and I couldn't go home. Grab it and throw it in Guantanamo Bay with the terrorists...

Oh, God, am I going to die here?

No, my life has just begun!

Can anyone come and save me?I am willing to pay any price for this!

She managed to open her eyes, looked at Sonia, a Russian patient who was lying on the opposite sofa, who was also struggling to breathe, and her heart was full of sadness.

At this moment, Valentina suddenly noticed that Dolores and Megumi Akiyama had returned to the living room, and started to untie her pajamas.

Ok?Are they going to wipe themselves?Thank you so much.

Valentina has nothing against it, but...

Wait, that's all for wiping her body, why do you want to take off the silver cross around her neck?This is a relic left by her mother!

Valentina, who was dissatisfied with this, whimpered and waved her hands indiscriminately to express her resistance.

But Dolores and Megumi Akiyama ignored her weak objections and stripped her clean and carried her into the bathtub.

Next, the Russian girl Sonia, who was also sick and groggy, was thrown into the bathtub by the two to accompany Valentina in the same way.

Next, the two sick beauties in the bathtub inexplicably saw that Akiyama Hui, who was wearing a maiden costume, began to pour rum and whiskey into the bathtub—well, this is understandable, probably to use wine to give Let them cool down in high fever?

But the landlady, Dolores, is doing something even stranger: using a ladder to hang sausages from the bathroom curtains and ceiling?

What is she doing?are you crazy?

Although their bodies were quite sick, Valentina and Sonia still felt that the landlord's brain was probably even more sick...

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"...The girls are soaked in wine first, and sausages are hung around? What kind of pagan sacrifice ceremony is this?"

While stepping on the ladder to hang the sausages, Dolores grumbled, "... Shouldn't you use a healing spell?

It's the kind in the game, where the saint in white robes tapped the scepter lightly, a ball of white light hit the patient's head, and healed instantly..."

"...Don't take the game as reality! Miss Fox! I don't have such a convenient healing technique here!

Generally speaking, gods usually only bless their believers, and I have never studied medicine, so I am not a witch who specializes in healing. "

While pouring the landlady's secret drink into the bathtub, Akiyama Megumi explained casually, "...if I pour divine power into their bodies directly, not to mention whether their crooked bodies can bear it, What if you accidentally turn them into foxes?

My god is the fox god, and the envoys sent by her are all cute little foxes..."

"...Hey, hey, I understand that divine power has limitations, right? After all, it's not an omniscient and omnipotent God... Actually, it's not bad to turn them into foxes."

Dolores said with a smile, "...But why put them in the wine? And hang sausages at the sacrifice place? This sacrifice is completely different from what I imagined, whether it is an orthodox or a cult ceremony, Doesn’t seem to be this style of painting? You shouldn’t be serving the god of food, right?”

"...God of food? Uh, let's try to get a little bit of it! After all, my lord is also known as the Imperial Cuisine.

Next time I'm free, I'll teach you how to make bean curd sushi. This can probably be regarded as my Lord's sacrament. "

Akiyama Hui looked up at her strangely, "...As for why they were soaked in wine... Isn't it written on your T-shirt?"

——At this time, Dolores was wearing a half-worn T-shirt that was one size too big, with the words "Wine Pond Meat Forest" imprinted on the chest...

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"...Ah, what do these symbols mean? I don't know!"

Looking down at the idiom "Jiuchi Meat Forest" on her T-shirt, Dolores looked bewildered, as if she didn't know why.

Megumi Akiyama rolled her eyes, and also shook her head and sighed—fortunately, she thought that Dolores had already known something, so she changed this T-shirt on purpose.

Hey, it turned out to be just a coincidence.

Indeed, in American cities, it is common to see people wearing T-shirts with Chinese characters printed on them, but it does not mean that they really understand the meaning of these characters.

Just like the T-shirts of many people in East Asia, there are always one or a few lines of English words and phrases printed on them, but people who wear T-shirts often don’t care about these letters until they wear out their clothes and throw them away. Exactly what it means is the same.

In their minds, the foreign characters on T-shirts are no different from patterns, they don't care, and they don't bother to care.

But it's better than those tattoo shops in the United States who don't understand Chinese characters and have to tattoo people. As a result, the tattoo parlors that represent "samurai" as "hemorrhoids" are reliable.

Imagine a bikini beauty with a "hemorrhoid" tattooed on her buttocks walking on the beach, what kind of ridiculous scene would that be?

It would be even more ridiculous if the buttocks stuffed with fillers split apart after undergoing buttock augmentation surgery.

At this moment, Valentina in the bathtub finally recovered from the dead state and asked out of breath.

"... What are you guys doing? I don't have the strength to play a role-playing game with you..."

"...Hush! Don't make noise, we are saving your life! Mexican chick!" The landlady hung the last few sausages on the curtains, and continued to add meat, and placed a dozen cans of spam around the bathtub for lunch Canned meat, said so enthusiastically.

"...That's right! Valentina, Sonia, the hospital is full and you can't count on it; your God is even less hopeful."

After pouring whiskey and rum into the bathtub, turning on the faucet, mixing clean water, and filling the bathtub, the little witch Akiyama Megumi raised the golden Kagura bell and shook it gently, revealing the hidden fox ears and fox Tail, and added a flashing special effect to himself, with a cute smile on his face.

"...Since this is the case, are you willing to let go of your body and mind and pray for the blessing of Master Tamazamo?"

Valentina & Sonia soaked in the "wine pool": Wow! ! (???)+2

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"...Dingling, Dingling..."

The crisp bell echoed in the small apartment.

"...Suisui white fox with nine tails.

Chengzi's family is all Youchang.

The Sui Sui white fox has nine tails.

In my Jiayi family, guests are king! "

Accompanied by the ancient ballad played on the mobile phone, the fox-eared witch Akiyama Megumin shook the Kagura bell in her hand, showing a light and graceful dance.

The so-called Kagura dance is a ritual to please the gods and pray for the blessings from the gods.

Although Tamazamo is now lodged in Akiyama Megumi's body, some necessary rituals are still necessary to use the divine power.

In short, with the progress of this Kagura dance, the majestic spiritual energy began to gather, and the Kagura bell in Akiyama Hui's hand began to be gradually covered by golden light and mist, and the whole person became hazy, but filled with The indescribable beauty is like a peerless and independent, full of holy posture.

In the end, the Kagura bell in Kei Akiyama's hand was already like a blazing sun, causing the other three women in the room to be swallowed up by the petals turned into spots of light.

The next moment, accompanied by sudden dizziness and a sense of falling, they found themselves appearing on a tumbling white mist with Megumi Akiyama.

A giant nine-tailed fox with pure white fur like snow and a faint golden light was staring at the lantern-like golden eyes, uttering words to them:

"...I am Yuga Inari God, named Yuyatsu, also known as Yuzaoqian, are you willing to convert to my disciples and do the work of dogs and horses for me?"

——Although they should not understand the language, under the influence of some kind of mysticism, they all understood the majestic oracle of the nine-tailed white fox.

Then, they all knelt decisively...

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All in all, all in all.