I, Doomsday, have been in the core of the sun for 10 years

"By the way, don't forget to report all this to your superiors after get off work. Also, although Gotham City is not dangerous during the day, that's why I keep the door open until the early hours of the morning. You can feel at ease during the day. But if If you are not sure about your safety, you can stay in the store, no one here dares to offend anyone, not anyone," Lu Yuan said as he picked up his cane and prepared to leave.

Again, Gotham City during the day and Gotham City at night are two completely different situations.

In Gotham City during the day, there are still robbers committing crimes on the streets, let alone at night.

But there is one thing that Lu Yuan can guarantee, that is, as long as he is here, he can take good care of this place. As long as they stay in the store, they are absolutely safe, and no one can hurt them.

This is what Lu Yuan said, so it is absolutely easy to use, and even the power of a country cannot break it.

On the contrary, if Lu Yuan gets angry, even the power of a country can't compete with it, this is Lu Yuan's confidence.

"Where are you going?" Suddenly, female investigator Susan asked Lu Yuan where he was going.

"Since you also said that you would cooperate with our work, and since you yourself want to help us monitor your every move, then tell us where you are going and what you are doing," the female investigator said in a very reasonable manner.

Lu Yuan was about to be laughed at by her logic: "Although I allow you to monitor my every move, it doesn't mean that I will report to you in person. You need to be clear about this. But it's okay to tell you. The previous The guy came and warned me, he was a guest, so of course I had to act like a guest."

"But now it's not the relationship between the guest and the host, but the reciprocity of courtesy, and it's time for me to return the courtesy."

Lu Yuan left after speaking.

Looking in the direction of his departure, everyone showed worried expressions.

Let me explain in advance that Lu Yuan is definitely not a narrow-minded person, but others have already come to provoke him. If he doesn't fight back, wouldn't it be too embarrassing?

So this time it was Lu Yuan's turn to come to the door.

The Clown Gang is a mysterious underground world, even Batman has a hard time finding it, and absolutely dare not rush into it.

Even in a big event, the Clown Gang once became the gathering place for many super crimes in Gotham City.

The clown is indeed qualified to be the underground emperor of Gotham City, not because he has any superpowers, but because of his super IQ and fearless madness, even other super criminals dare not confront him.

But this does not include Lu Yuan.

Lu Yuan broke in by himself, came to the clown's headquarters lair, and came to his clown gang.

"Clown, I'm here to hear a joke.".

371、That joke of the clown

The headquarters of the Clown Gang is so mysterious that even Batman may not even know its real location.

Even if Batman knew, he wouldn't just break in easily.

But Lu Yuan came alone. Not only did he know where it was, he even dared to break in alone.

Even the clown was a little surprised: "Do you really think I won't~ dare to kill you?"

The clown just came back from patrolling around tonight, and was about to sleep on a bed in an empty warehouse surrounded by all kinds of guns.

There are all kinds of firearms around the clown's bed, it's like a display case of weapons and firearms, even RPG-.

It's incredible, isn't he afraid of these weapons going off?

The members of the Clown Gang hadn't dispersed yet, and they picked up their weapons and pointed at Lu Yuan one after another.

At the Joker's word, they pull the trigger, without hesitation.

I don't know why they worship clowns so much. In short, the clown gang can be said to be one of the best gangs in all comics, even compared to Hydra's loyalty.

Even the character of the clown is unpredictable, and he often kills disobedient subordinates crazily.

Perhaps it is precisely because of the clown's madness and his absolute evil that so many subordinates swear their allegiance to him?

Lu Yuan didn't care at all, leaned against the door frame of the entrance with his arms crossed, the platinum cane hung on the crook of his arm, and said with a smile: "Before you came to my place, I treated you like a guest. I have entertained you, after all, the visitor is a guest, is it okay?"

The clown showed a thoughtful expression, and asked back, "So what?"

"Now I'm a guest, according to the agreement, I'm here to listen to the joke," Lu Yuan just said.

Although he said it was 'reciprocity', he came because of the threat from the clown.

But Lu Yuan obviously didn't intend to shoot the clown directly, otherwise just because those people pointed their guns at him would be enough for them to die hundreds of times.

Lu Yuan just said that he was here to hear a joke.

Clowns are just crazy, but not fools.

I understand in my heart.

Last night Lu Yuan entertained him with the way of hospitality, now it's his turn to treat guests.

If the clown can't satisfy Lu Yuan, then the two parties must meet for real.

The clown looked at Lu Yuan deeply, and suddenly laughed, and the laughter became louder and louder, and finally developed to the point of laughing wildly: "Interesting, interesting, really interesting, you are more interesting than that bat. But how can you confirm that I will Tell you a joke?"

Lu Yuan looked at the clown gang members around him, and didn't even snap his fingers.

"Shh."

A piece of blue lightning appeared in an instant, hitting every clown gang in an instant.

That's the power of the Quantum Realm, breaking everyone in the Joker Gang down to their most primitive atomic state.

Lu Yuan continued to maintain that posture without moving.

But the clown knows well that he has been locked by that inexplicable force. If he still expresses doubts, he will be the next one to be decomposed.

The clown was not afraid of death, but he said anyway: "Well, let's tell a joke that I always remember. Once upon a time there was a lunatic asylum, and there were two lunatics who were good friends. One day they were going to escape from prison, and they They climbed up to the roof. One of them jumped over the roof and asked the second one to jump over it too. The second dared not jump, saying, "The roof is too high, and I will fall to my death." The first one said: "I turned on the flashlight, and you walked along the beam of light." The second one looked at the first one and said, "I know, you will turn off the flashlight when I walk halfway." ""

The clown babbled on, playing two roles with one person, and finally finished his story.

But Lu Yuan just looked at him indifferently, without smiling.

"Isn't this joke funny?" The clown himself smiled happily.

Lu Yuan asked the clown: "Do you think you are the one who jumped over, or the one who stayed? Or do you think I am one of them?"

These two lunatics are more of a metaphor than a joke the Joker has thought up.

The clown just lay there laughing happily to himself, until he couldn't even breathe at the end of the laugh.

Lu Yuan shook his head, but he still didn't attack the clown, but turned around and walked out.

After a long time, Lu Yuan's voice came faintly: "There are only two lunatics in your stories and jokes, no matter which one they are, it has nothing to do with me. Only you and Batman are lunatics, and that is also the story between you. But if you don't have a good story next time you come back, you won't be so lucky."

Fortunately once, there is no second time.

Lu Yuan can forgive the clown once, but there is no second time either.

It's just that the clown just mentioned something similar to threatening Lu Yuan once. If the threat is made directly, it is conceivable that the clown will definitely end badly.

This is Lu Yuan's current strength.

After Lu Yuan left, the clown's laughter gradually subsided.

Then even he couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat.

Lu Yuan has just made it clear that in the story of the clown, one is Batman and the other is the clown, both of them are lunatics.

The one who jumps over first is Batman, and then he wants the clown to go there to be redeemed, but Batman is actually a lunatic, thinking that the "light" can save the clown, but he doesn't know that the clown can no longer be saved by the light.

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But Lu Yuan is not a lunatic, he neither belongs to the first nor the second.

If the clown dares to provoke him again, he will definitely die a miserable death.

Including Lu Yuan's coming this time, he didn't intend to let the clown go, but for the sake of this joke, Lu Yuan will spare him this time.

Then Lu Yuan went back. He took a look at the bar and found that the agents didn't dare to leave. They just tidied up a little, then locked the door and slept in the lobby.

Lu Yuan thought for a while, raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

I saw a series of magic circles suddenly appearing outside the bar, surrounding the entire bar layer by layer, covered with various defensive effects.

Lu Yuan did what he said, since he said that as long as they stay here, he can protect their safety, he will naturally do what he said.

As long as Lu Yuan does not leave and dismantle these magic circles, no matter who wants to hurt the people inside, it will be impossible.

Even if the earth is destroyed, even if the universe explodes, this place will be safe and sound.

Lu Yuan has such confidence.

It's just that Lu Yuan didn't notice that what he did caught someone's attention.

In a nearby apartment, someone saw this scene and couldn't help but shine.

Lighting a cigarette, the man showed a thoughtful expression.

"Story bar? It seems to have a story. You might as well go and see it at night. Anyway, exorcism is done during the day, so it's fine at night," he said to himself while smoking a cigarette.

Exorcism?

372. The Story Brought by Constantine

On the night when Lu Yuan came back from the clown, at four or five o'clock in the afternoon to be precise, the story bar opened again.

Today is the second day of business.

"Maybe we should do some activities, such as promoting our bar?" The female investigator Susan really couldn't stand it anymore, because since the door was opened, there was only one customer in total.

Even this guest was the homeless man from yesterday, who had no money at all, and was kicked out by Lu Yuan unceremoniously.

There is only one reason, that person's story has already been heard, and it is not interesting, it is boring.

In this case, there is no need to entertain.

Facing Su Shan who was even more anxious than himself, Lu Yuan didn't take it seriously, while looking down at the magazines he hadn't finished reading yesterday, he said without raising his head: "It's not this bar I funded to open, making money or not. Earning "[-]" money has nothing to do with me, I just find something to do for myself."

Then he looked up at Susan and the others, and asked back: "Besides, are you looking for something to do? Instead of entertaining some messy people, it's better to let us relax. This is not an ordinary bar, I like to listen to stories."

Susan spread her hands, it's up to you.

Just then, the door opened.

"I heard that some people here like to collect stories?" A man wearing a suit but still looking sloppy, with a cigarette dangling from his mouth, looked a bit rough at first glance, but he was actually a handsome man walked in .

Lu Yuan frowned, and waved his hand in front of his nose.

"What? Do you mind smoking?" Although the man asked, he didn't intend to put out the cigarette, but took a deep breath instead.

Lu Yuan shook his head and explained: "Smoke doesn't matter, it just smells like a corpse (death)."

Don't forget that Lu Yuan's employees are not ordinary people, one or two picked up their guns and aimed at the man.

Susan even shouted, "Who did he kill?"

"Oh, oh, oh," the man was startled by the scene, he quickly raised his hand, and shouted, "Be careful of fire. Also, not only did I not kill anyone, but I even saved someone, and it was a little girl."

Lu Yuan also testified for him: "He is right. Also, the corpse smell I mentioned means that he is dying, and it is emitted by himself."

The agents looked at Lu Yuan in a daze, but silently put away their guns.

The man wiped off his cold sweat, and then asked fearfully, "Where is your place?"

Is it really a bar?He even suspected that he had entered a den of thieves by mistake.

If he hadn't seen something early in the morning, he wouldn't have come.

That's right, this person is the one who saw Lu Yuan cast many magic circles on the bar in the morning. He has his own job during the day, and now he just finished his day's work.

The man also has a big heart. At this time, he stepped to the front of the bar, found a chair and sat down, and asked, "I have a story, do you want to hear it?"

Lu Yuan immediately put down the magazine in his hand, snapped his fingers and said, "If you have a story, I have wine, so drink whatever you want."

With Lu Yuan's ability, it didn't take a second for him to memorize that magazine backwards. He was so bored, so he didn't pay attention to it at all. He just flipped and flipped, waiting for someone to come to the door with a story.

For example, the clown yesterday, or this person today.

"Please start your performance, Mr. Zhakang," Lu Yuan smiled and asked the two bartenders beside him to serve drinks, and casually revealed a teasing name.

Slag Kang.

People who often watch DC works must know this person to some extent. His full name should be John Constantine, but he was nicknamed Zha Kang because of his personality.

This guy not only smokes and drinks, but also does a lot of things, including cheating and kidnapping.