……
A fully loaded motorcycle speeds along the forest road.
In addition to the sound of the rumbling engine, there is also a mischievous voice like a little boy chattering and laughing, and the tone sounds so happy: "Hahahahahaha~ I didn't expect them to ask you to wear cat ears~ Hahaha~ But they are quite cute, I had to hold back several times so that I wouldn’t laugh out loud~ And the dance last night was also very exciting, if I didn’t know that they made up these lure trips in advance Those who are fooled, I am afraid I will really think that the traditions of their country are so wonderful~"
After laughing, he couldn't hold back the desire to die and began to tease Mo Li and Kino.
"Oh~ In fact, you can also try wearing cat ears~ It must be super beautiful~"
"No, I don't want to wrong myself just to cooperate with the other party's lies."
Although Kino refused very coldly, there was an obvious smile on the corner of his mouth, obviously he also thought that the country that likes to play tricks on travelers was very interesting.
"And compared to me, Mo Li is really more suitable for cat ears, isn't it?"
Knowing that Chino deliberately used this topic to make fun of himself, Mo Li directly raised the notepad to divert the flames of the war.
"No no no"
"Obviously Hermes is more suitable"
Hearing that Hermes almost sprayed out all the gasoline in his case!After all, the cat ears on Mo Li's body were kept by the man "as a souvenir", so Mo Li could take out the cat ears and put them on her body at any time, Hermis certainly seemed a little flustered!I didn't dare to continue the conversation on this topic at all, so I could only grab a point that Kino said before and began to condemn in a serious manner: "What do you mean you don't want to wrong yourself? Why are you so bad, Kino? Can't you do something? Go against your personality to please others~"
"I'm just so bad and I'm so sorry."
Knowing that Hermis was very cowardly, Kino replied lazily, and then recalled the experience just now, and couldn't help but smiled softly again.
"But having said that, their ideas are really rich and colorful! I just heard a lot... Carrying a turtle shell, grabbing a lion's tail behind the buttocks, learning how a bird walks, quarrels must be decided by dancing Negative, if you meet by chance on the road, you must burst into tears to say hello, eat and sing while singing... what else is there?"
And Mo Li also naturally and silently raised the notepad to supplement for Kino——
"It's fashionable to stick a feather duster on your head"
"Before entering the house, you must spiral jump three times"
"Everyone should wear panda makeup"
"exactly!"
Seeing the words on the notepad from the rearview mirror of the motorcycle, Chino couldn't help laughing.
"Fortunately, I heard about these things from other travelers before I came here. I know that this country likes to design some strange traditions to lure tourists to be deceived and take pleasure in it. Otherwise, under the atmosphere of the whole people, maybe among us Someone will be assimilated in a muddle-headed way..."
"That's it!"
Hermis obviously didn't think that the "someone who might be deceived" in Chino's mouth was referring to himself, so he continued directly with a very arrogant sentence.
"They even made up a legend about the Iron Giant! It sounds so fake!"
Unexpectedly, Chino had a different opinion.
"But I think the legend of the Iron Giant may be true..."
"Eh?"
Hermis showed a look of shock because he was caught off guard.
"why?"
"It's just a feeling, isn't it?" Kino chuckled disapprovingly, recalling the three days he stayed in this country, and said meaningfully, "After all, they like to devise some strange traditions to fool travelers, but they don't like We told the story of the Iron Giant without making a strange tradition about the Iron Giant, just kept using the surrounding residents to make us wear cat ears with them... so I was thinking, these are used to trick travelers Among the stories, perhaps only the legend of the Iron Giant is genuine..."
"No way?"
Just listening to the voice, Hermes' face could be felt a little distorted.
"How can there be such a human in the world?"
"So you haven't thought about the possibility of robots?"
Mo Li really convinced Hermes' IQ, and like Kino, she felt that the legend of the Iron Giant might be true.
"As Mo Li said, haven't you thought about it, Hermes? Although there is no such human being, why does the steel giant have to be human?"
Chino continued with a smile.
Soon after, their voices gradually disappeared into the forest...
Volume 30 Kino's Journey: No.[-] Four Kingdoms, Two Kingdoms ([-])
"Welcome! Traveler! Welcome to my country!"
A soldier said happily.
"This is a questionnaire that must be filled out when entering the country. Please fill it out truthfully!" As he spoke, he took out a stack of thick documents to a traveler who had just arrived here, as if he was afraid that the traveler would fill in the questionnaire. On top of cheating, the soldier also deliberately reminded, "By the way, don't think too much, just answer with your first feeling!"
The traveler, on the other hand, looked at the document in his hand with a hint of surprise...
I don’t know if I am surprised that I have to fill out such a thick questionnaire for the first time after traveling to so many countries, or I am surprised that there are so many questions in the questionnaire just for applying for entry.
Travelers are young.
He looks about 15 years old, with short fluffy black hair, under the short hair is a delicate and energetic face, with a pair of big dark eyes, a pair of old windproof glasses hanging around his neck, and wearing a A handsome black jacket with several bulging pockets pinned to the wide belt around the waist—the traveler didn’t follow the soldier’s voice and start filling out the questionnaire immediately, but held the pen holder somewhat helplessly With a small chuckle, he asked back: "Do I just need to fill it out by myself? She is also going to enter the country."
As he spoke, he pointed to a little girl next to the motorcycle behind him.
The motorcycle was full of salutes, and the very young girl was exquisite and beautiful, but it was a pity that her gray glazed eyes were lifeless.
Like a doll.
The soldier's eyes followed the traveler's motion and turned around the little girl. He was about to say something, but he suddenly froze for some reason, and began to mutter to himself inexplicably: "Uh... so it's a puppet. Ah, dolls don’t seem to need to fill out the questionnaire, do they?”
While talking, he ignored the little girl and continued to ask Kino's name.
"I'm Chino."
The traveler named "Kino" seemed even more helpless.
Judging from the soldier's reaction at this time, how could she not know that her companion once again resorted to tricks to make others mistake her for a puppet?However, he was still politely introducing his companion to the soldiers: "She is Moli, and this motorcycle is also my partner. It's called Hermes."
"Hello, hello~"
Of course, Mr. Motorcycle, who has the chatty attribute, would not like to be ignored all the time, so when Chino started to introduce himself, he immediately opened his mouth to speak happily.
Obviously using this to show that his motorcycle is different from ordinary motorcycles.
The soldier in front of him was obviously not surprised that a doll could move like a human before, but he was a little surprised that the motorcycle could talk at this time, and he subconsciously stared at the motorcycle talking to him for a while. Afterwards, he finally came to his senses, and hurriedly concealed his impoliteness and continued, "In short, you three are welcome to come to our country! Only Chino can fill out the document by himself. Although it will take a little time, please answer as much as possible. , or you can sit on the desks and chairs here and write slowly."
After hearing the words, Kino couldn't help but look extraordinarily entangled, his brows kept frowning when he should have kept a calm face, probably he was very resistant to filling out such a thick questionnaire, right?
"With all due respect...is this a requirement for traveler entry?"
"Yes!"
The soldier answered without hesitation.
As a result, Kino had no choice but to accept the reality, and sat on a chair resignedly to fill out the questionnaire while speaking clearly.
And Moli, who escaped with hint magic, was also a little curious about what kind of questions were covered in such a thick questionnaire, which caused Kino to act so conflicted, so when Kino started to fill it out, he went to look at it. After a quick glance, I was caught off guard and was deeply shocked by the above questions...Of course, it doesn't mean that the questions in it are as harsh as the Jiangsu exam papers, on the contrary, they are very simple. Class, but the next topic is strange.
It's all about dispensable questions about interests.
For example, favorite food, favorite color, favorite music, which country's entry questionnaire will ask travelers what they like?Afterwards, there are some questions for Chino to answer which kind of personality he prefers, whether his way of thinking is more rational or more emotional, and his taste in clothing.
Get sick!
Mo Li felt a headache when she read it, and she would definitely not be able to write a reason why if she was asked to write it, no wonder Kino now looks like "just kill me".
Subsequent questions became more and more strange.
For example, what do you think of when you see the pattern of ink splashing, what do you like to compare yourself to, how do you feel when you see the picture of punching and kicking, what do you think about farming, do you like children, do you get up early, do you gamble , do you like pets, do you like cats or dogs, do you hate living with the elderly... well, Mo Li can't stand it anymore!These questions are not considered difficult problems of the century, but together they make people feel tricky, as if they want to ask all eighteen generations of their ancestors.
So it's really no wonder that Chino frowned when he saw the above topic!
If Mo Li, she would leave on the spot, okay?
Fortunately, she noticed Wei Wei and quickly used hint magic, otherwise she would definitely have to fill out the questionnaire with a bitter and hateful expression like Kino now.
and so……
Why do immigration surveys fill in such strange questions?
Is this necessary?
Chino was only visiting for three days, not staying here!
Even if you really want to settle in this country, you don't need to answer these messy questions!
"Hey……"
Anyway, Chino couldn't help but sighed several times while filling out the questionnaire. It seemed that it was more painful than filling out ten test papers in one go, but in the end she persisted and filled out the questionnaire. Afterwards, the smiling soldier He took a step forward in due course and took the questionnaire away.
After casually browsing to make sure that there was no missing question, the soldier gave Kino an embarrassed smile and expressed his hard work.
But the program is not over yet!
He even wanted to take a photo for Kino!
Of course Kino felt baffled, but the soldier replied with a smile that it was necessary for the production of review documents, so that Kino couldn't refute anything, he could only keep his mouth shut and cooperate with the other party, and couldn't help thinking that if he knew how to fool others Just a little trick.
Otherwise, there wouldn't be so much trouble now.
Anyway-
The soldier took photos of the upper body, front and whole body of Kino smoothly. Although he kept telling Kino to smile during the shooting, it was a pity that Kino was originally a cold guy. In addition, he had just been tortured by the questionnaire survey, so of course he always had a stern face no matter how he smiled——after finally waiting for the entry permit to be issued, Mo Li was obviously watching from the sidelines and couldn't help yawning, while Hermes On the other hand, it went too far and fell asleep directly, only to wake up after being kicked by Mo Li several times, it was no different from a dead pig.
"Thank you very much for your cooperation!"
The soldiers opened the heavy city gate while expressing their thanks, and Kino was finally relieved.
It was obviously noon when we came to this country, but unexpectedly when we actually entered the city, the sun was already setting, and the sky looked a little cloudy.
It seems like it will rain anytime.
After seeing this, Chino hurriedly found a cheap hotel to stay.
And it happened to be raining.
Looking at the raindrops like disconnected pearls outside the window, Kino directly decided that he should not go out for a stroll this day. Anyway, it was already night and it was still raining outside, so it was better to go out tomorrow.So after eating and taking a bath, Chino went straight to bed, but unexpectedly, when he closed his eyes, he immediately remembered the questionnaire he had filled out earlier.
"Hey--"
Kino couldn't help but let out another long and heavy sigh.
She is so difficult.
……
the next day.
Kino and Mo Li rode Hermes together to visit the country.
But it's actually not as big as I thought it would be.
Inside the majestic city wall is a piece of flat land. There are neat and uniform roads in the city, and there are steel and concrete buildings that don't look very old. A taste of boredom.
I didn't encounter any scenic spots along the way.
There are some sparse and ordinary buildings.
Although Chino and Moli, who were quiet all the way, did not deliberately express anything, but Hermis was the master who couldn't hold back, and began to complain bluntly——
"Oh, this city is really meaningless~"
It's a big truth.
But Moli and Kino didn't bother to pay attention to it at all.
Chino got off the car directly and asked the passers-by in the surrounding area what places to visit in this country.
Unexpectedly, the answers I got were similar, and everyone said one reason, which means that there seems to be nothing to visit here, because this country has just been established, so there is no time to build tourist attractions-and then talk about this When it comes to the advantages of the country, everyone seems to be a little vague. One person hesitates to say that the public security is very good, and the other directly expresses that the wine should be very good, and then directly invited Chino and the others find a place to have a drink together.
of course.
Chino directly declined with "I don't drink".
For the rest of the time, they just rode Hermis around aimlessly, and unknowingly came to the end of the country, so they had to turn around and turn back.
Later, I simply sat down in an open-air cafe by the roadside and drank tea leisurely.
After resting for a while, they suddenly heard the sound of yelling. Because of the loud noise, Kino and Moli couldn't help but look towards the source of the sound curiously. It turned out that it was a young man and woman walking on the road. There was a lot of noise, and it was very loud.
It didn't look like an ordinary couple arguing.
After all, the two of them looked like they would fight directly at any time.
"Hahaha~ What a good show~"
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