Shirou clone 3000 million

Shirou paused, and said in a slightly low voice:

"If it were me, it could be done in one day."

"For example, do what you like. Everyone has something they like. As long as you find out your weaknesses, it's not difficult to convince someone."

"If it doesn't work, you can also try to start with his family members. There are many ways to do this by intimidating and intimidating."

"Or, use the method of eating the halberd to force him to stand on his side. Of course, this method requires a lot of chips that can impress the opponent."

Hisako Niito raised his vigilance again, staring at Shirou with the eyes of a big villain, and said in his heart:

I thought this guy might be a good guy just now, it was so naive!He deliberately imprisoned Erina-san by his side, he must have wanted her to do such and such things.

"No, I have to tell my grandfather immediately." Nakiri Erina took out her mobile phone, walked quickly to the side, and started dialing Senzaemon's number.

At the same time, Hisako Niito suddenly walked up to Shirou, and bowed deeply, with his head and waist at the same level, forming a perfect ninety degrees.

"Please let me replace Erina-san!"

"What are you doing?"

"Please let me replace Miss Erina as your personal chef. It doesn't matter what happens to me, but please let Miss Erina go."

"Do you think you can replace Erina?"

"I...I am good at medicinal cuisine, so it should be more suitable for you."

Nakiri Erina, who had already finished the phone call, noticed the situation here, ran over quickly, and said angrily:

"What are you doing? Feisha."

"Miss Erina, this person is too dangerous. If you stay here, you will definitely lose... something precious. So, please let me replace you!"

The word chastity, Xinhu Feishazi couldn't say it at all.

Since childhood, she has been taking care of Erina's life.

For example, when Erina wanted to read shoujo manga, she picked out very "pure" manga without sleep.

At the same time, investigate every boy who tries to get close to Erina, and try to "drive away" him.

At this moment, extreme vigilance rose in her heart.

If she continues to live here, one day, Erina will definitely change from a private chef to a proprietress.

"Do you think you can replace me?" Nakiri Erina sighed speechlessly.

"It's not whether I can, but I must replace you!"

Hisako Nido paused for a moment, and bowed to Shirou again:

"Please let Miss Erina go, it doesn't matter what happens to me, but please don't attack her!"

Nakiri Erina was slightly taken aback, and after thinking for a few seconds, she finally came to her senses and said with a blushing face:

"What the hell are you thinking? I'm just being a personal chef, just a chef!"

Ahh...?Ms. Erina can understand what I'm talking about. Could it be... is she impure?

Hisako Nido involuntarily shifted her eyes to Erina.

"What are you looking at! Don't think about it!"

Snapped!

Nakiri Erina couldn't help flicking her forehead with her fingers, and noticed Shirou who was staring at her with a slightly red face, and said immediately:

"Since Fei Shazi thinks that he can replace me, let's have a long-lost duel. If I win, you should stop saying such things."

"Okay! I will definitely find a way to win!"

"Go to the kitchen. There are all kinds of ingredients there. You can find the corresponding ingredients even if it is the medicinal cuisine you are good at."

"Who will be the referee?"

"Sakurai...no, let the bodyguards and maids in this mansion be the judges."

Watching the two of them leave the living room and walk quickly towards the kitchen, Shirou was slightly taken aback, thinking:

What about my opinion?

Why didn't you ask me?Is it by default that I have agreed?

......

Of course, within the white mist space.

"Congratulations, plus one in the harem!"

After shaking hands and sharing the memories of the day, Asami Shirou laughed and joked.

Sakurai Shiro scoffed at this.

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Isn't it? When the little secretary finished saying that she could replace Erina, you looked at her from top to bottom with fiery eyes. Aren't you looking for a place where she can replace Erina? ?”

"I was looking for a place to complain, for example: Isn't it impossible for you to compare with Erina? But I really didn't find the time to say this."

"Haha... It's really hard to find a good time to complain. If you don't pay attention, you will miss it."

Thinking of his own experience, Asami Shirou couldn't help but laugh.

"It's the same with me. Every time there are a bunch of girls at home, when I'm talking, someone interrupts, and I can't say a complete sentence, let alone complaining about such a difficult thing."

"You deserve it! Who made you want to die? Since you know that the characters in the novel are by your side, in the same city, then change the book, or change the name of the protagonist in the novel, even a single word."

"Then it's boring. Spoilers are the greatest pleasure in my life. Oh oh...! That's a good sentence. I've been wanting to say it for a long time, and I finally found a chance."

Sakurai Shiro looked at him speechlessly, and scolded "idiot" with a smile.

While talking, other Shirou came in one after another.

Appearing in front of the two at the same time was a boy with a sword pinned to his waist and a blindfold on his face.

He has short black hair and is wearing a high school uniform. He looks like a modern person.

With this appearance, it is obvious that he is a newcomer.

"Is there only one newcomer this time?" Asami Shirou took the initiative to come over, "Who are you? Why are you dressed like this, school uniform and sword are too inappropriate? By the way, what's wrong with your eyes?"

"Uh...the eyes are fine, no." The newcomer Lang Qing coughed, drew his sword and assumed a knight posture, and said seriously, "I am the strongest sword master in heaven and earth, Sigeas*dragon*Satan."

"It turned out to be a second-year illness. I have been a human for three lifetimes. Why are you still like this?"

Before he finished speaking, Asami Shiro suddenly thought of a possibility, and hurried forward to shake hands:

"Don't you have the amnesia of the previous two lives?"

Chapter 140 Five

Chapter 146 Chapter 140 Five

Shiro Kitahara, 16 years old, a sophomore in high school.

Because I was the first to arrive in the classroom on the day of enrollment, I was able to occupy the seat in the second row by the window.

As a secondary school patient who has not yet graduated, he always wears strange clothes, a decorative long knife pinned to his waist, and his right eye is blocked by an eye patch.

Living alone and never communicating with others, he is an out-and-out problem student in the eyes of the teacher.

In this year, apart from the mother and teacher, there are only two girls in the same class among women who have spoken more than ten sentences.

One is Mayuri Shiina who has no prejudice against chuunibyou and can communicate normally; the other is Yukina Ogiso who grew up with her childhood sweetheart.

Although they are childhood sweethearts, but after the second year of junior high school, the relationship gradually became estranged.

With the continuation of the second illness, it gradually changed from talking about everything when I was a child to "saying hello when I meet on the street".

When the other party's memory flooded into his mind, and his own memory gradually became clear, Kitahara Shirou couldn't help but rubbed his forehead with his hands, and let out a long sigh.

"I didn't expect that I would be a time traveler. It's been 16 years, and I didn't know who I am until today. You guys are too late! If it's later, I might spend my whole life as an ordinary person."

"Haha...how is it? Has your secondary disease been cured?" Tianlong Shilang teased.

"Ahh...! Don't remind me, it's too embarrassing!"

Kitahara Shirou put his arms around his shoulders, his body trembling uncontrollably.

"What was I thinking before? I really wanted to hit me back then, but I was able to say so many shameful lines without changing my face."

"When I'm on the train, when I'm shopping at the supermarket, when I'm eating at a restaurant...ahhh...! I'm going crazy."

"It's decided! I'm going to die alone here, and I won't go back."

Slime Shilang stretched out a hand from the blue body, patted his shoulder, and said with a smile:

"As for being so exaggerated? Lonely people are the most handsome. I like your words very much."

"Ah...! Don't say it. It's just after watching TV, I feel that the protagonist in it is very handsome, and I have such an impression."

Because I like this sentence very much, I wrote it on the ceiling of the bedroom with an oil pen, and I can see it every day when I open my eyes.

"I want to time travel back and beat me up three years ago. It's not good to learn anything. I have to learn the second disease!"

"Not handsome at all! Really, not handsome at all."

General Slime Shiro held his hand, recalled his memory, thoughtfully.

"So you learned it from Rintaro Okabe. Is it a mixed world of Steins;Gate and Shirokaku? It seems quite interesting."

"Ugh...! What kind of face am I going to go to school with tomorrow morning?"

"Just go as normal. You haven't talked to your classmates in the past year. Even if someone is curious about you, they definitely won't strike up a conversation."

"It makes sense, but it still feels embarrassing. Would it be better for me to take a vacation for a while? Or, just transfer to another school and start over."

"You changed schools, what about your childhood sweetheart?"

"Where did the childhood sweethearts come from? It's just that our family is very close, and we often played together when we were young. In the past three years, we have never spoken more than 30 sentences."

"After all, it's a second-year illness. If it were me, I wouldn't really want to talk to you."

"Sure enough! There is only one way."

Shiro Kitahara nodded slightly, and said seriously:

"I want to travel back in time and space to rewrite my experience of the second illness in the past three years."

"As for making such a fuss?" Sakurai Shiro glanced at him speechlessly, and continued, "You are too self-aware. In fact, no one cares about you at all."

"Uh......"

"No one cares about what you say and what you do. You are still a normal person with a second-grade chubby disease. The only person you care about is yourself."

Kitahara Shiro couldn't help but fell into silence, speaking of it, it was true.

"Hey...you're right, no one cares about me at all. I've really failed all these years, haha..."

He laughed dryly a few times, and his mood gradually calmed down.

"Although there are Ogiso Yukina and Touma Kazusa on my side, it seems that there is no one named Kitahara Haruki."

"The slightly paranoid good old man is actually very conspicuous. If there is such a person among the students in the same grade, I will definitely not forget it."

"Haruki Kitahara and Yukina Ogiso met when they were about to graduate from high school, which is around this time next year."

"There is a possibility of transferring students, but in comparison, I think... Maybe I am Haruki Kitahara named Shirou."

"Rintaro Okabe is currently a freshman. In this way, the time jumping machine, the predecessor of the time travel machine, is about to be developed."

"It's mid-June now, probably more than a month away."

Tianlong Shilang looked at him in surprise, and immediately laughed:

"So, what are you going to do?"

"I plan to go to Rintaro Okabe's stronghold and steal all the related equipment for making time jumping machines. Things like time machines are indeed very powerful, but it is difficult for humans to use them normally."

Kitahara Shiro paused, and added:

"Doraemon is just a children's animation after all. If the time machine really appears in reality, it will definitely be abused."

"Oh...? After you do this, Okabe Rintaro is just an old chuunibyou, and he can't have the experience of those legendary protagonists."

"What's none of my business? Even if he knows about it in other world lines, he has to thank me. Eh... I really don't want to see him."