The content of the story is: Once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple on the mountain, and there was a stone beside the temple. A monkey jumped out of the stone. The monkey went to deliver food to grandma, and then bumped into a big bad wolf, and faced the big bad wolf. , shouted: "I will reverse everything", and then went to the immortal, wanting to worship the immortal as a teacher.

???

"What kind of suture monster is this?!" Tesla couldn't help complaining.

This is clearly a kneading of some previous stories, right? .

If Fu Hua could tell this story to Qiyana, it would be hell.

"It doesn't matter, maybe Answer Space will be interested in our newly fabricated wonderful story, and then it will be correct directly."

Tesla couldn't help but rolled his eyes at Einstein's words.

Just like that, do you believe it yourself?

"This nonsense answer is not as reliable as the one that Teresa mentioned before."

With this super suture monster as a foil, Tesla felt that Teresa's nonsense answer was not too reliable, and everything depends on comparison.

"Then...the brothers and sisters who were separated by the gods, and then under the leadership of a certain mascot, embarked on the path of assassinating the seven gods?"

"That's the script from the studio next door!?"

Tesla couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "And you have nothing to do with immortals and China!!"

……

St. Freya Academy Student Dormitory

Dressed in a cool and thin body, with black as the main tone and Chinese-style clothing, the door knocker at the waist swayed slightly with the movement, Fu Hua looked at Qiyana lying on the sofa with a little concern, and asked: "What do you think?" Are you feeling better, Kiyana?"

Qiyana clutched her stomach, Duan Li's facial features were a little distorted, she couldn't help crying, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"I've already given you medicine. You should be fine after a short rest. If it still hurts, I'll take you to the school doctor."

Fu Hua leaned against the crook of his arm, and said helplessly:

"However, the school doctor probably wouldn't believe the abdominal pain from eating a big plate of raw dumplings..."

"I can't help it~ I blame the dumplings made by the squad leader and Mei, they are so delicious..."

Qiyana was embarrassed for a while, but also remembered something, and asked quickly:

"By the way, squad leader, did you forget to tell Mei just now to leave me a plate of dumplings stuffed with beef?"

Hearing this, Fu Hua sighed, and said angrily: "You still want to eat... you should rest at ease. When your stomach pain is gone, Me and Mei will make you a new one."

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu of the pain~"

Hearing Qiyana mention this, Fu Hua nodded slightly, and had an idea, "Story... It just so happens that Chinese New Year is almost here, so let me tell you a story about the Nian Beast."

"Nian Beast? What is that? Honkai Beast?" Qiyana seemed curious about this unfamiliar term.

On the sofa, she rested on Fu Hua's big white legs.

And Fu Hua, who was sitting upright, looked calm, and opened his lips in a soft voice:

"According to legend, there is a fierce beast named "Nian" in the story of Shenzhou."

"'Nian' lives deep in the ocean all year round, and doesn't care about world affairs."

"But every time it is time to eliminate the Greeks, the 'Nian' will come ashore with cholera."

"But people at that time were not afraid of 'Nian' at all."

"Even on this day, there is a great sacrifice to celebrate."

She paused.

"It's all because of..."

"Whenever the Nian beast appears on New Year's Eve, a fairy descends to the world."

"Keep back the 'year' and keep Shenzhou peaceful."

"And the fairy's name is..."

...

"So it's a story about Nian..."

Seeing the interaction between himself and Qiyana in the video, Fu Hua was dumbfounded for a while.

She also guessed many stories, but she never expected that it was actually about Nian.

"Eating raw dumplings resulted in stomach upset, which is really in line with Qiyana's style."

Ji Zi cared more about Kiyana's howling, which was kind of funny.

"..." Qiyana scratched her hair in embarrassment, not knowing what to say.

Looking at my previous self now, I can’t help but feel that I’m really too immature, too stupid... Sigh.

-

In the quaint gymnasium, a small figure reclined on the platform, with a pair of white and tender legs crossed together, chanting in every possible way:

"Elm head..."

"We've been meditating here for three hours today, aren't you hungry?"

On a larger stone seat at the side, a group of immortals in Taoist robes with green as the main tune sit cross-legged with their eyes closed.

Regarding the question about the Cangxuan Book, she calmly said:

"Peace of mind, peace of mind."

"Then you can continue to meditate, I'll go find food first... Hey, sure enough, there is only dry food in our temple no matter what time it is."

Cangxuan Zhishu has a cat face, and he is also used to the urination of his own fairy. After floating up and groping around, he couldn't help sighing

Regarding this complaint, the immortal did not take it seriously, "Coarse tea and light food, seafood and mountain delicacies, are just food to satisfy one's hunger."

"That's the truth, but you always feel happier when you eat delicious food."

Cangxuan's book read a few sentences, then remembered something, his eyes lit up, and he said casually:

"By the way, remember to take me with you when you go to hunt Nian Beast in a few days! I haven't eaten meat buns from the bun shop at the entrance of the village for a long time!"

"If you want to go, you and I can go down the mountain today, and we don't have to wait for that year's beast."

In this regard, the immortal is indifferent:

"What's more, the beast was repelled seven days ago, and now it should be recuperating in the deep sea."

"Hey, I know that Immortal, you are the best to me... Wait, you just said that you beat the Nian Beast seven days ago?!"

Cangxuan Zhishu chuckled, but immediately realized what Fu Hua said just now, his expression became stiff, and his blue eyes suddenly widened.

"Ah."

A simple response also made Cangxuanzhishu show some despair and bitterness.

"Ahh... Yumu head, you really are an Yumu head who only knows how to fight monsters!"

"How do you say that?" The fairy was surprised for a while.

"Huh? Don't you even know?"

This reaction made Cangxuan Zhishu speechless for a while.

She recalled a little angrily:

"There is a saying in "Taoyuan Chronicles: The Thirteenth", "Every New Year's Eve, the beasts of the year make chaos, and the immortals descend to the earth to conquer Dongshan."

"Take this as a record, starting from the beginning of the year.Set up a banquet to promote it, and sacrifice cattle and sheep.””

"Is that what the squad leader used to look like? It looks really special... It feels completely different from the current squad leader Fu Hua."

Seeing the immortal Fu Hua in the image, Xi'er lightly covered the corners of her mouth in surprise.

Whether it's with Fu Hua, or with Cangxuan Book, she has become familiar with St. Freya in the short time.

But at this time, the Cangxuan Book in the video is fine.

In the words of the immortal Fu Hua, just from the appearance, he looks like an immortal and a master of Taoism, and he feels... like an immortal.

Fu Hua's image as Chiyuan, Qiyana and the others have basically seen it

But this picture of Yun Mo's loyal outfit is the first time I see it.

Chapter 190 Xier is so cute

"According to your wishes, people will set the day when I defeat the Nian Beast as the beginning of a year"

Immortals are not ignorant of the world, after listening to Cangxuan's book, they naturally realized the biggest problem

"And this time before New Year's Eve comes, the Nian Beast has returned to Haiyuan... Maybe the people's calendar will be disrupted by this?"

"That's right, and more importantly, I've waited for a year for the temple fair, and my meat buns, my candied haws, my horseshoe cake...all are gone!"

Seeing Cang Xuan's book counting one by one with his fingers, full of resentment, Mei smiled, "Cang Xiaoxuan is still so greedy."

Because her culinary skills are considered the pinnacle of human beings, she usually prepares dinner whenever she is free, and there are quite a few people who eat dinner

But among them, the most edible is Qiyana, and the book of Cangxuan

Whenever it's time for dinner, two guys are always the first to rush to the dining table

Of course, for Cang Xiaoxuan, whether it is Mei or others, they are actually quite curious.

After all, isn't this an armed doll? How can such a small belly hold food as tall as him?

This question was asked before, but Cang Xiaoxuan smiled mysteriously and did not answer.

They also asked Fu Hua, but how could Fu Hua know about armed dolls? In the previous era, she was just a fighter, and she didn't know any technology at all, okay?

She didn't care about the small pursuit of immortals in Cangxuan Book, but when it came to the calendar, she couldn't help frowning,

"Desire for food and drink is nothing to mention. But the matter of the calendar... really shouldn't be underestimated"

The calendar is very important and indispensable to China

The season of the year and the sowing depend on the establishment of the calendar

If the calendar is disordered, it will definitely bring a lot of trouble to the people who rely on farming for their livelihood

Although immortals are detached from the world, they don't see the world encountering such difficulties for no reason, let alone it is caused by themselves at this time?

"Xiaoxuan, is there a remedy?"

"Is there any way... You beat the beast back into the deep sea by you that year, don't you still want to go down and invite her up again?"

Cangxuan Zhishu also had no good solution, and muttered angrily

Regarding this, the immortal was thoughtful, "It's not a bad idea."

"My old fairy, please let me save my heart... The sea is hidden between the real and the fake, is it a place where you can go just by talking about it? Is it possible?"

Seeing that the elm head agrees with his casual words, Cangxuan Zhishu can't help but be a little bit dissuaded and express his opposition

But talking about the mysterious Haiyuan also gave her some inspiration

"No... wait... true, false... I have a solution! There is still some help! My meat buns are still there!"

The color of joy jumped on his face, Cangxuan Zhishu said with a smile:

"Anyway, as long as everyone can see you defeating the Nian beast on New Year's Eve..."

"Taoyuan Village is rich in products and has a complete range of products. We can find materials to make a fake Nian beast and come out to fight you!"

Immortals don't like this kind of behavior very much, "It's really a bad idea to cheat, I'd better think of another way..."

but it sounds nice

In the end, don't you think it's up to you, the coolie, to think about it?

Cangxuan Zhishu didn't want to bother him any more, so he took the initiative to finalize the next course of action.

"Oh, it would be a good idea to have a bad plan! It's still early today... without further ado, let's go to Taoyuan Village now!"

The description of Haiyuan in Cangxuan Book made Tesla think of something in an instant, "The true and false Haiyuan... Hey, Jiwotou, do you think it is..."

"It's hard to say... But judging from the warnings in the Cangxuan Book, if even an immortal can't come in and out at will, then I'm afraid it's only eight or nine."

And true and false... If true and false refer to imaginary numbers and real numbers, then the most correct thing hidden in these imaginary numbers is the mysterious sea of ​​quantum

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