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You Le smiled slightly: "It's time for fairytale animals. I summon the Rescue Cat!" "

With the action of playing cards, a white cat wearing a yellow helmet and a whistle appeared on the field.

Li Xu: "...!"

"Activate the effect of the Rescue Cat, send this card on the field to the Graveyard, and Special Summon 2 Level 3 or lower Beast-Type monsters from the Deck. The effects of the monsters Special Summoned by this effect are negated, and they are destroyed during the End Phase."

"Come out, "Fairy Tale Animal Puppy" and "Fairy Tale Animal Pony"! "

Under the whistle of the rescue cat, two soft and cute animals with heart-shaped patterns on their chests suddenly ran out of the forest, making the surrounding audience call them cute.

You Le waved his hand: "I will superimpose these two monsters and super summon them! Come out, level 2, "Exciting Fairytale Animal Family"!" "

Following the puppies and ponies, kittens, rabbits, broad-eared foxes and other small animals also ran out of the forest. They even brought a table of fruits and started a party on the field.

Excitement: 2000/500

Anna didn't take it seriously: "A monster with an attack power of 2000 can't even stop one of my cannon shots. What can such a monster do?"

"You will know later," You Le smiled mysteriously, and issued an order, "Enter the battle stage! Excite the fairy tale animal family, attack directly!"

The little pink rabbit in the lead pricked up its ears, made a "gurgling" sound, and slammed into Anna.

—and was bounced back by her chest.

Anna LP: 4000 → 2000

You Le raised the corners of his mouth: "Let me introduce a new friend of the fairy tale animal."

"Enter the main stage 2, directly stack "Deadly Nerd Magician" on the excitement, and finally stack this monster—"

"Azeus of the Sky Thunder!!"

PS: The fairytale animals in my own group didn’t bring the Dragon King, so I didn’t write _(:з」∠)

189. Encounter with the Iron Beast

"Wait, this is also a friend of a fairy tale animal?!"

Anna pointed at Gundam and made a stunned sound.

A small animal playing in the forest suddenly opened a giant mecha, this style of painting is completely wrong!

"Yeah, what's the problem?"

You Le said proudly: "The Azeus I stacked with small animals has four materials, which is two more materials than the one you stacked with trains."

He glanced at the kitten in his hand, and it seemed that there was no need for it to appear.

"Activate the quick attack magic "Recluse's Vicious Poison", recovering 1200 life points.Round ends. "

Amusement LP: 2000→3200

"My turn, draw a card!"

Facing the four-material Gundam, Anna has no fear in her eyes: "Activate the magic card "Psychic Operation"! "

"The opponent takes control of 1 monster on the field until the end phase. The monster that gains control by this effect cannot declare an attack and cannot be released."

"What?!" It was You Le's turn to be shocked this time.

The machine has no spirit and will be manipulated by you!He would have said so, but the rules do.

You Le reluctantly said: "Activate the effect of Azeus twice in a chain, remove all the materials and send the whole audience to the grave!"

Azeus's eyes burst out with frightening green light, swallowed four materials in one breath, and released the power of thunder that destroyed everything, and the surging thunder instantly turned the surrounding ground into scorched earth.

Afterwards, the light in its eyes dimmed, and it shifted to Anna's field.

"I've used up all the materials ahead of time, but even if there's only an empty shell left, I can still use it!" Anna disagreed.

"Activate the effect of Graveyard Hook. Send 1 card from your hand or field to the Graveyard, and Special Summon this card!"

The Gundam standing on the ground slowly disappeared, turning into a train coming from afar.

"Usually summons the Pegasus, the bullet express that resurrects the cemetery."

"Activate the effect of the truck in your hand, and if you summon or special summon a machine type or earth attribute monster on your field, this card can be special summoned from your hand!"

"Activate the Bullet Express effect in your hand, and if the only monsters on your field are Machine-Type and EARTH monsters, Special Summon this card from your hand!"

Rumbling--

Five trains running side by side on Anna's field looked quite spectacular.

You Le's eyes were fixed: "There are 10 level 4 monsters..."

Anna waved her hand: "Activate the ② effect of the Pegasus, turning myself into level 10. Then I will stack the Pegasus, the Lifting Truck and the two Bullet Express respectively!"

"Super Summoning! Come out, Gustav's biggest gun!!"

Two super crossbow-class train cannons came again with the roar of the ground, and the long muzzles pointed directly at You Le.

"You can't escape now, obediently let me hit you!"

Anna said loudly: "Activate the effect of Gustav's largest cannon, remove 1 super material, and deal 2000 points of damage to the opponent. I have two on the field, which is a total of 4000 damage!"

"It's now!"

You Le picked out a card from his hand and sent it to the cemetery: "I activate the effect of "Clean Chestnut Ball"!When the effect of a monster that inflicted damage is activated by your opponent, discard this card from your hand, and that activation is negated! "

"But you still have to take another round of damage!"

The purple-brown chestnut ball "Kuri Curry" blocked the first shot with its body, and another shell exploded in front of You Yue. The strong impact made him take two steps back.

Amusement LP: 3200→1200

"Yoxi, it's the last blow!" Anna waved her arms vigorously, causing a surge of waves in her chest.

"Stack the sky-shattering giant love on top of Gustav's biggest cannon, activate its effect, remove one material, and increase the attack power by 2000!"

Sky-shattering Love: 4000/4000→6000/6000

The sky-shattering love, full firepower!

"Ready to fire, sky-shattering giant love cannon!"

The lead-colored gun barrel was aimed at You Yue, and the deep muzzle seemed to devour him in the next second.

"Is this the scenery you saw..."

Looking up at the gigantic figure of Potian Juai, which is comparable to a castle, You Le said with a calm expression, "I activate the ② effect of cleaning the chestnut ball."

"When an opponent's monster declares a direct attack, banish this card from the Graveyard, and draw 1 card from your deck. If the drawn card is a monster, you can Special Summon that monster again. After that, attack the target Transfer to that monster."

He took out the card and slapped it on the duel plate without looking at it: "Come to my side, Ekelesia!"

"Yes, master!"

In the soft golden light, a petite figure in silver armor came into view, with golden hair flying in the air, and a puppet-like delicate face full of seriousness, and he was not afraid of facing the sky-shattering love.

Saintess: 1500/1500 (defense mode)

Anna was taken aback: "Did you choose defensive display this time?"

"That's right, after being beaten once, even a fool will have a long memory." You Le smiled at the saint's dissatisfied eyes.

"The saint will not fight and destroy the extra monsters, and after entering the stage, you can retrieve a taught knight. Your attack has no effect!"

"Uh, he has the Beastmaster in his hand, so it's useless even if he takes out Azeus..." Anna scratched her head in distress, "Cover a card, and the round is over!"

"My turn, draw a card!"

After glancing at the drawn card, You Le was stunned: "This card is..."

"In order to help the master, this is a partner I specially found from outside!" The saint's eyes lit up, and she said as if she was asking for credit.

If there is a tail, it must be wagging happily at this moment.

You Le nodded: "Although this is done very well, there is still a penalty. Let's look forward to it tonight."

"what……"

The tail shrugged and pulled down.

"Then, in order for the new partner to appear, it's time to clear the way." You Le looked at Anna, "Start the quick attack magic cosmic whirlwind, pay 1000 basic points, and exclude your cover card."

Amusement LP: 1200→200

"Chain activation of the trap card "Magnetic Force"! "Anna opened the target cover card, "This round, the monsters on the field whose original race is machine-type or rock-type are not affected by the effects of opponent's monsters other than themselves! "

"That can't be done," You Le said flatly, "Pay half of the basic points to activate the red restart from the hand card, invalidate and cover your trap, and then choose a trap from the deck to set it."

Amusement LP: 200→100

"Ugh...!" The deflated Anna made an inexplicable sound.

You Yue took out a card: "I usually summon "Iron Beast Front Kit"! "

A steampunk-style girl with pink hair and animal ears popped out on the playground. Under the furry ears were two braids tied with nuts, and a huge wrench was tied behind the exposed thin waist.

Kit: 700/1000

"Activate the effect of Kit. Banish any number of Beast, Beast-Warrior, and Bird-Beast monsters from your Graveyard, and remove 1 Beast, Beast-Warrior, or Bird-Beast that have the same number of Link Marks as the number removed. Special Summon Link Monsters from the Extra Deck. This turn, you cannot use Beast-Type, Beast-Warrior-Type, or Bird-Beast-Type monsters as link materials."

"Except for the ponies and puppies in the cemetery, show up, connect 2, "Ferrigit of the Iron Beast Frontier Flower"! "

With a similar face to Kit, but more mature and sexy, Yu Jie broke into the battlefield wearing goggles and holding a gun. With her large movements, her round and beautiful breasts became very eye-catching.

Actual flower: 1600/l.ink2

"Can you link summons by excluding cards from the graveyard?" Anna exclaimed.

Although it is the first time to use it, the operation of the game is very skillful: "Activate the effect of the flower, and special summon a monster of the beast family, beast warrior family, and bird beast family with a star of 1 or less from the hand card."

"I choose the fairy tale animal kitten and stack it with Kit!"

"Meow~"

The lazy kitten landed on Tuhua's Xiang shoulder accurately, then jumped into Kit's arms, and entered the stacking network with her.

"Show yourself! The wise man who cuts off the chaotic and chaotic world, let the world change! Tier 2, "No.64 Guracuda San Taifu"! "

A ninja Tanuki in red armor with a sword drawn appeared on the stage. It has a bloated body and an orange metal letter "64" on its head.

Ancient raccoon three Tai Fu: 1000/1000

Li Xu frowned slightly: "Isn't this card the relic No. of Kiragu..."

"I activate the effect of the ancient beaver santaifu!" You Le waved his hand.

“1回合1次，把这张卡1个超量素材取除，在自己场上把1只「影武者狸衍生物」（兽族·地·1星·攻?/守0）特殊召唤。这衍生物的攻击力变成和这衍生物的特殊召唤时场上存在的攻击力最高的怪兽相同攻击力！”

"The monster with the highest attack power..." Anna suddenly had a bad feeling.

You Le smiled slightly: "Now the one with the highest attack power is Tiansha Juai, so the attack power of the derivative will also become the same 6000!"

The ancient raccoon santai quickly made a seal with both hands, and turned into a shadow warrior Tanuki wearing a bamboo hat. He put a leaf on top of his head, and with a "bang", it transformed into a giant train cannon that was the same as Potianjuai.

Shadow warrior raccoon:? /0→6000/0

"Do you want to break through monsters with low attack power..." Anna looked at Hook Tongue with 1500 attack power, "I will activate the hook tongue effect, send this card to the graveyard, and revive Bullet Express from the graveyard's defense position!"

Bullet Express: 3000/0 (defense mode)

"The fatal weakness is often in unexpected places." You Le said with a smile, "Activate the effect of the knight, this card is specially summoned from the hand, and the effect of breaking the sky will be invalid!"

Sky-shattering Love: 6000/6000→4000/4000

"Oops, my heaven-shattering love...!"

You Le waved his hand: "It's over, use Shadow Warrior Tanuki to attack Potian Juai!"

The shadow warrior Po Tianjuai adjusted the barrel, sprayed out the fireball technique, and the hot flames instantly submerged the giant steel beast.