Self-guided daily life after rebirth

"……Is there a problem?"

"Pfft...no, no problem...hahahaha!"

"???"

Su Tong looked at the young lady in front of him who couldn't stop laughing, his mood was so complicated that he didn't know what to say.

And the eldest lady, who was lying on the sofa and still laughing all the time, finally turned over, stared at him twice and laughed for a long time, before finally complaining:

"Shameful thing, shameful thing, are you now my boyfriend and start to lose track of who you are and how much you weigh—how do you have the courage to teach others to sister?"

It is unabashed doubt and denial.

"..."

Su Tong was silent, but in the end he was quite unconvinced, so he protested loudly:

"Threesomes must have my teacher, so even if it's the first time in my life that I'm in love with you, Missy...that's the first love, but you can't just think that I don't understand girls' psychology!"

"So you are very brave, and you understand girls' psychology?"

"Of course! Miss, I can guess what you usually think, isn't this the most powerful evidence?"

Su Tong didn't know how to complain for a while.

After all, there is one thing to say and one thing to be sure.

The first shameful thing has the same thinking mode and behavior habits as her, and it is normal to think the same way.

Secondly, she is not a girl in terms of psychology. On the contrary, it can be said that she is a combination of male rational thinking and female sensual softness.

Great souls are androgynous.

So in the final analysis, for Su Tong, she is a special case within a special case, and there is no way to be regarded as a common female sample on the spot.

No matter how embarrassing you can attack her, it's useless, anyway, she is not a normal woman, so what you said about attacking her is equivalent to understanding girls' psychology or something...

Completely absent.

After all, it feels strange no matter how you think about it.

How dare you say that you understand women after you have captured a big man?

That was really funny enough.

If someone can teach others how to pick up girls based on his experience in beating the eldest lady, then I am afraid that no one knows how to pick up girls better than him... So I suggest that in the future, I will run against Trump for the US President.

The old full-time master.

Su Tong chuckled, tilted her head, pretending to be innocent:

"Okay, since you insist on teaching that unlucky kid in your dormitory to fall in love, then I don't bother to persuade you—but it's really just the question from the bottom two in the class to the bottom one in the class, one who dares to ask and one who dares to teach ?”

The silly roe deer was at a loss for words for a moment, but he didn't know how to refute.

Su Tong narrowed his eyes and said:

"In any case, just don't blame me in the end. It's time for you, an innocent little virgin who hasn't been beaten by the society and has a smooth sailing, to experience the warmth and warmth of the society and the complexity of the human heart."

People are unpredictable and never constant.

It is not right to say that the stupid roe deer has never experienced social poisoning.

The life of this silly child was still dark in the past few years. If she hadn’t flowed back in time and sent a wave of angels to come to me, I’m afraid the silly child would repeat the same mistakes in her previous life, or she would simply turn into a darker place and die on the spot. Become the vanguard of revenge against society.

But at the root of it, he still hasn't understood how complicated the human heart is.

It is one thing to have a dark heart, but another thing to have a complicated heart.

Both are similar but ultimately different.

But Su Tong remained silent for a while, scratching his head:

"I still know that people's hearts are complicated, but I still want to help Li Chen - when he told me about the girl he likes, I have a sense of déjà vu, just like when I liked you, Miss In the same mood, his eyes... seem to be shining."

"Is that so?"

Su Tong was also slightly moved.

So liking someone is really a pretty amazing thing.

Since then, I have an indestructible armor, but I also have a weakness. I am no longer alone, but I am more and more afraid of losing and becoming lonely again-it may be difficult to describe how a person likes another person.

But maybe it doesn't need to be described.

A person likes another person, whenever he is discussed or his name is mentioned, there will always be a twinkle in his eyes.

So beautiful, so gorgeous.

When the beauty is gorgeous, gasoline and torches will automatically appear in the hands of single dog friends around.

Su Tong pursed her lips, sighed softly, and turned around again:

"Forget it, forget it, I'm too lazy to take care of your affairs and I don't want to take care of them. I've worked so hard for you for so long, so let me rest—if you want to help someone pick up a girl, go, but if there is any problem, don't look for it. Me, after all, even if I'm your dearest and good mother, Tong Bao, I can't wipe your ass all the time, young people will inevitably suffer some hardships, go ahead and go."

He looked so miserable that he couldn't help his mother.

The silly roe deer didn't know where to start complaining for a while.

When Su Tong saw this embarrassing thing, his face was devastated, and he felt that the plot had succeeded. He smiled slyly like a little fox, and then lay on the sofa and ordered the silly roe deer:

"I want to eat apples, just the ones in the fruit bowl on the coffee table, you go and wash them for me!"

"... Since when did you become so lazy, miss?"

"I've always been so lazy!"

The tone is quite straightforward.

The silly roe deer had no choice but to take the apples from the fruit plate on the coffee table and go to the kitchen, not forgetting to turn around and ask:

"Miss, do you want to eat with the skin or peel it?"

"Just take the skin."

"it is good."

The silly roe deer honestly and carefully washed it, took it back, and handed it to the eldest lady:

"Here."

Then spit again:

"Why does it feel like you have become more and more lazy since you lived with me, Miss? You were so hardworking when we first met, why don't you bother to wash an apple now?"

Su Tong started to have a bad taste, stared at the silly roe deer with brows and eyes, and said deliberately:

"That's because I was alone before, but now I have you by my side."

The silly roe deer was stunned for a while, like a goose, blushed, and said:

"Well...then me too, I have you by my side now."

Seeing the innocence of the silly goose in front of her, Su Tong almost couldn't hold back a burst of laughter.

But after all, he still didn't smile, just stretched out his hand to take the apple handed by the stupid goose, brought it to his mouth and took a small bite, then nodded with emotion:

"It's so sweet."

The stupid goose also repeated:

"Yes, it's so sweet..."

"Why do you say sweet when you haven't eaten an apple? You're not a fox who says grapes are sour when you haven't eaten a grape."

"But when I see the expression on your face when you eat an apple, miss, I feel very sweet."

"Bah, glib, when did Xiaozui get so sweet?"

"Time is the only criterion for testing the truth. Miss, why do you call me sweet without trying it?"

"Bah, bah, bastard, get out of here!"

"Don't go, dear!"

……

In short, probably, apples are really sweet, right?

[To be continued]

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The girl Li Chen likes is a soft-looking literary girl.

The so-called rabbit doesn't eat the grass beside the nest, but no one thought that Li Chen would actually have his eye on the girls in his class.

The girl's name is Chen Youran.

From the name, one can guess that she is quite a bookish girl—but she is not.

People are not what they say they are.

Just as there is no wife in wife cakes, Chen Youran is not leisurely either.

The girl had a bob hair, and Su Tong occasionally caught a glimpse of her hair showing a dark red texture in the sun.

But her personality is quiet and reticent, and she hardly takes the initiative to show off, but even so, she still has a strong sense of presence in the class.

Because it's cute.

He is over 1.5 meters tall, standing next to a hunk like Li Chen, he simply lowered his head, has a cute little round face and baby fat, delicate features, slender figure, soft and soft, looks like a big boy from a distance number doll.

The voice is cold, with a bit of sexual frigidity, and he also likes to wear dark clothes and black pantyhose on weekdays.

It's loli.

And it's legal.

The copper smelters call themselves... Of course, there may be some copper smelters who are too dedicated to their work and dislike this kind of copper that has passed the shelf life.

At least Li Chen didn't dislike him.

He also has no right to dislike it.

After all, after he revealed that the girl he likes is Chen Youran, he was backstabbed and given a kidney shot by his good brothers in the dormitory.

Zhou Bai called him perverted today:

"Are you in love with someone? You're greedy and you're a lowly person. Just admit it honestly. I knew you would want to be stepped on by Chen Youran and stared at with perverted eyes, right?"

Li Chen retorted:

"fnndp! Only people like you who only have messy things left in their heads would think so, I just like people, I'm honest!"

Su Tong stared at him with some subtle eyes, then took out his mobile phone and pressed 110:

"Ah... I said, Li Chen, why haven't you found a girlfriend all this time? It turns out that you are so kind... Hey, is this uncle the policeman? Here is..."

"Su Tong, why are you insulting people's innocence out of thin air? I've never been bad at that. It's just that I like Chen Youran...she just happens to be like that!"

"Will you look me in the eye and say it again?"

"..."

Li Chen felt guilty and stopped talking.

Su Tong took a deep breath, picked up the phone and pressed it to his ear, and said while doing it:

"Hey, is this the police station? I have a..."

Li Chen finally couldn't stand the teasing, so he simply blew himself up:

"All right, all right, let me admit that I just like petite girls, okay, and don't just talk about me, Su Tong you are the one who goes too far——I heard that your family talked about age They're still underage!"