JOJO started with combustible oolong tea

Don't try to figure me out with your dirty thoughts! ! "

Qiao Long glanced at him:

"Hey~ Is that so? Then you dare to take out your phone and let us see if you have some mobile games?"

"Don't even think about it, it must be some nasty Eighteen Forbidden games."

Iori also agreed.

"..."

Gengping was instantly speechless and could only change the subject:

"After all, how can you be so sure that Ruby is lying!?"

Qiao Long and Yizhi looked at each other and said seriously:

"Because we smell the same kind of breath on it."

"This smell of a scumbag that is rotten to the bone."

"Isn't it? Ruby is not a man, she should be a scumbag, right?"

"Hmm...but it's not a girl either, it's an artificial elf."

"Tsk..."

Just when Qiao Long and Yizhi were struggling with whether Ruby was a scumbag or a scumbag, Ruby, who was in Gengping's arms, clicked his tongue:

"Okay, okay, really, I hate being with you guys the most, the same sex repels each other, and I can't hide it at all."

"ruby!?"

Gengping was startled, and felt betrayed by his best friend.

Ruby didn't care so much, she broke free from Gengping's arms:

"Okay, okay, don't hug me, really, I never thought that I would be hugged by a man.

You stink to death, reeking of alcohol.

Ah——I really miss Ilya's fragrant and soft body, and the flat plain that is just about to bloom. "

Gengping was heartbroken by Ruby's words, and his whole body instantly petrified.

But Qiao Long said:

"Then tell me, honestly, everything."

Although she doesn't have any facial features, she can still feel Ruby curling her lips:

"Really, you won't be liked by girls if you ask the bottom line like this."

Qiao Long was unmoved, just joking, the matter of Bin Gang Azusa and Nitro made him a headache, and he was liked by other girls?

Then he can't survive.

At this time, Gengping also recovered from the blow, and the three of them surrounded Ruby with their arms crossed, waiting for its explanation.

A substitute also appeared, watching eagerly.

Ruby can only explain it honestly:

"Well, it's almost the same as what I just said, except that I followed here secretly, and ended up running to Rome in the blink of an eye.

I have no choice, I can only follow Master Cangxiong's breath across the mountains, rivers and seas to find it, after all, I don't have the ability to travel back by myself.

As a result, Lord Cangxiong had already left after I found him, so I had no choice but to come and find you. "

"Come to see us?"

Qiao Long raised his eyebrows:

"Why are you looking for us?"

Ruby smiled a little attentively:

"Hey hey——I don't want to go through you to see if I can contact Mr. Cangxiong so that I can be taken back."

Only then did the three of Qiao Long understand clearly.

Ruby continued:

"I originally looked for them, but as soon as I entered that store, I saw a large group of naked men! Naked men! It's still a large group!!"

Its voice trembles a little:

"I was terrified, God knows what those guys would do to me! Then I hid.

As soon as I saw you, I was caught. "

Speaking of this, its wings are all wilted, and its whole person... the whole dress is listless.

The three of Qiao Long looked at it and chatted in the discussion group——

Qiao Long: It seems that this guy is not lying.

Iori: So what do we do now?

Kohei: JOJO, can you contact Master Kurao?

Qiao Long: No, I can't get in touch with Uncle Cangxiong. I can only wait for him to take the initiative to contact me.

Yizhi: How about...you are troubled and send it back?Anyway, after traveling to the last world, the cooldown time of your [God's Hand] travel through time and space has been shortened long ago.

Genghei: What Beiyuan said makes sense.

Qiao Long: Well... Let's see again, if it doesn't work, I'll send it back.

The results were quickly communicated, and the three of them lost their nervousness just now.

Iori and Kohei also patted their buttocks and stood up:

"Yeah~ the matter has come to an end, let's go back and continue drinking."

"JOJO! You ran away just now, but you got three bottles of vodka when you returned~ Jie Jie Jie Jie~"

Qiao Long glanced at them, showing the same expression as Brother Wufly:

"Huh? You are underestimating dad! If you don't drink and throw up today, no one can leave! Shit, thunder!"

Iori and Kohei's expressions also turned grim:

"Hey~ The tone is not small!"

"Come on! Grandpa and grandson bureau today! Who is the grandson thief to deliver!!"

"Speak as if you have beaten me in drinking, prepare to call grandpa, grandson thieves!"

The three of them immediately choked on each other, choking each other.

Ruby, on the other hand, was confused. It had never seen such a way of getting along.

At this time, it remembered something, fluttered to the plowing plane, and asked:

"Dear Gengping, didn't I slip a note for you last time, why didn't you contact me?"

Genghei was stunned, but Yizhi and Qiaolong looked at each other——

【Have a leg~】×2

The two instantly showed gossipy smiles.

Gengping thought for a moment before clapping his hands:

"Oh! You're talking about the day you summoned the servants!

Didn’t I summon Heizhen that day? I was so excited that I forgot about it. What’s wrong? "

Hearing this, Ruby immediately said in a tearful tone:

"When I was good, I ate a small sweet, but now I have a new love, but I call him Ruby.

I also want to finally meet a like-minded partner, and I want to share with you the secret photos of Illya-chan's boudoir, ohh~"

As soon as these words came out, Gengping immediately dropped Qiao Long and Yizhi, and said solemnly:

"Ruby, my soulmate! I never forgot you.

Come, come, let's go to a place where there is no one and discuss it. "

Qiao Long and Yizhi rolled their eyes almost to the back of their heads:

"Bah! Pervert! Lolicon!"

"JOJO, do you think it would be better for me to call the police?"

But Ruby said quietly at this time:

"Let me tell you, Geng Ping, I have not only the secret photos of Illya-chan in her boudoir, but also the secret photos of her and her mother, Alice-chan~"

[Alice! ?Could it be...]

Iori's eyes widened suddenly, and he remembered the sexy beauty with white hair and red eyes that he saw on the street.

His eyes instantly became sharper, and he jumped towards Ruby.

A fierce tiger knelt down on the ground and said loudly:

"Please take me with you! Please! General!!"

This scene made the corners of Qiao Long's mouth twitch. Where's the agreed partner?As a result, he defected? ?

"Okay, Iori, you are also a fellow-spirit~ Let's come together, hey!!"

Ruby happily agreed, but was caught by Qiao Long's [God's Hand] in the next second, and brought back to Qiao Long's side.

This turn of events also shocked Iori and Kohei:

"JOJO! What kind of plane are you doing!? Let go of my heart friend!!"

"Kisama—do you want to eat alone!?"

Qiao Long grinned, revealing a heroic face:

"I'm not as boring as you! It's just that I suddenly discovered other functions of this little guy~

Iori!Gengping!You guys really want to see the ruby ​​collection, don't you?

Then come and work for me!Help me to confess successfully!

When the time comes, you will get what you want, and I will also achieve my goal! ! "

As he said that, he waved his hand, with the pride of "I would rather teach me to defeat the people of the world, and don't teach the people of the world to defeat me".

Iori and Kohei looked at each other and gritted their teeth:

"kisama—!!"

"Actually coercing the emperor to command the princes! What a dirty trick!!"

But there is no way, for the sake of the white moonlight in their hearts, they can only bow their heads to Qiao Long for the time being.

A big confession battle also started vigorously.