JOJO started with combustible oolong tea

"You... When you were dealing with Dio, I didn't see you being so clever, but when you were cheating your comrades, your mind was full of whimsical ideas."

It can be said that all three of them have extraordinary creativity when using their stand-in ability to cheat their teammates.

But after all, Qiao Long secretly took pictures of Yizhi's current appearance and Kohei's appearance after transformation.

But he didn't know that his current appearance was also secretly photographed by Iori and Kohei.

The three of them ran towards the same corner in a brain circuit, planning to trick the other two guys.

Unanimously, they showed refreshing smiles.

It was less than a minute since they left and went back, and at this moment, Mitarai had just finished talking with his girlfriend to adjust the atmosphere.

The three of Yamamoto also saw the three beauties who suddenly came in front of them, but they never imagined that these three were their comrades in arms day and night.

As the leader, Qiao Long also spoke:

"..."

Chapter 270 Can you have a hair with me? !

"Leave it to us, you guys hide aside."

After hearing Qiao Long's words, the three of Yamamoto looked at each other in blank dismay.

They didn't know that the three beauties with different styles in front of them were Qiao Long, Yizhi and Gengping.

After hesitating for two seconds, he asked:

"Then what..."

"Excuse me, who are you?"

The three of Qiao Long looked at each other, nodded secretly, and Qiao Long said:

"Don't worry about who we are, in short, someone paid a lot of money for us to come here to perform.

Just hide away. "

They discussed it just now, and they must not reveal their identities, otherwise they will definitely be laughed at by these guys.

The three of Yamamoto looked at each other and began to imagine:

[In the middle of the night, big price?Are they...]

[Hiss - no way?In this way, in order to stop Mitarai, JOJO bleeds a lot, he deserves to be a comrade-in-arms! 】

【Alas... such a beautiful big sister has come out..., but we don't even have a girlfriend, so sad...】

But in order to prevent a joke, Nojima still asked:

"Are you..."

Obviously, they were all wrong.

But the three of Qiao Long didn't know, and waved their hands irritably:

"Yes, yes, yes! It's exactly what you think! Don't be annoying, hurry up and hide, we have something to do behind us!"

Now they are all focused on Mitarai inside the door, how can they have time to pay attention to the three guys of Yamamoto.

But the three of Yamamoto mistakenly thought that the three beauties in front of them would still be on orders, and they were upset, so they immediately bent over and said:

"It's such a big night, thank you for your hard work!!"

"Thank you!" ×2

After finishing speaking, Qiao Long and the other three hid in a side corner amidst the bewildered expressions.

And the three of Qiao Long were taken aback by their wonderful operation:

"Are they... overly stimulated and mentally disturbed?"

"I always feel that there is something wrong with the way they look at us."

"Hiss—I guess they must have thought of something good."

However, the three of them immediately forgot about it, and were ready to deal with the next good show.

Qiao Long took out a key and pretended to insert it.

But from the stand-in messenger's perspective, he could see his stand-in [God's Hand] penetrate the wall and enter the room.

The next second, with the sound of "Pata", the door opened.

Mitarai and his girlfriend Qiqi, who were about to kiss their girlfriend just now, were taken aback.

Qiao Long stretched out his hand to drag the burden on his chest, and walked over with his head held high. Sister Yu was full of momentum.

Kohei Pingban, who was frowning tightly, also followed in with her arms folded.

In the end was Iori with a gentle smile.

It can be said that men know men better than men, and the women they pretend to fully satisfy most men's definition of the four-word dream lover.

Turning their heads, Mitarai and his girlfriend also looked at the three "beauties" who walked in the door with blank expressions.

"You are……"

Mitarai suddenly felt extremely bad, and said with a puzzled expression.

At this time, his girlfriend also shouted:

"Who are you three!? Who let you in, this is trespassing, do you know that!"

Qiao Long glanced at her, raised his jaw slightly, and burst out the feeling of Yu Jie, and hummed:

"Hmph! Where did you come from, little girl?

I'm talking to my man, what are you talking about?

As for trespassing on private houses~~"

The corner of Qiao Long's mouth raised slightly, and he shook the useless key in his hand:

"I have the key to this house, how could it be trespassing?

Don't ask me where the key came from, you have to ask him, you say yes, Yu~"

As soon as these words came out, Mitarai's girlfriend immediately widened her eyes and looked at her boyfriend.

And Mitarai also looked confused, only "Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?" was left in his mind.

At this moment, Iori and Kohei also took a step forward, giving full play to their drama skills, and began to add fire:

"Excellent! You said you only liked me, but who are they!?"

"Youjun, if you don't like me anymore, you can just say so, there's no need to do this, I will quit... woo woo woo~~"

Mitarai was completely blinded. Although he had already guessed that it was Qiao Long's fault, the scene still made him terrified.

After all, he really didn't want to experience something like the Asura Field, especially when he had a girlfriend with explosive combat prowess.

Sure enough, the next second, he was pinched by his girlfriend and lifted up:

"Hey Yuu, can you explain to me?

Others are on two boats, you are amazing, but on four boats, you belong to the octopus~? "

The weak-looking girl had bulging veins on her arms, and her pretty face was filled with murderous intent.

Mitarai's face turned blue from being pinched, she couldn't say anything, she was about to foam.

He could only helplessly pat his girlfriend's arm.

The three of Qiao Long were also frightened by this scene, and they all thought of the same person—Sister Nanahua.

In order to prevent Mitarai from returning home like this, Qiao Long stepped forward and said:

"Ahhhhh~

Little girl, although I am quite disappointed with this scumbag, but...

Facing my man in front of me... is it too much~"

Mitarai's girlfriend turned her head abruptly, and slapped her back with a slap, as if she was driving a mistress.

Qiao Long's eyes froze, he raised his hand to catch the slap, and said with a smile:

"What's the matter, let's sit down and talk about it, we won't bother you anymore.

Yu~ From now on, don't come to us. "

After speaking, he let go of the girl's hand and walked out of the room with Iori and Kohei.

Although they don't talk much, their goal has been achieved, so it's better to slip away early.

Mitarai finally broke free from his girlfriend's ruthless grip, panting heavily in fear.

After leaving the room, Qiao Long shook his hands, his face twitched, and he cursed in a low voice:

"Hey! This woman is so strong. Although not as big as mine, she is not too small. Berserker, this is it."

Iori and Kohei also let out a sigh of relief.

The three hurriedly prepared to leave, and turned back to avoid revealing their secrets.

But at this time, hiding in the corner, listening to the three of Yamamoto rubbing their hands, they came over with a friendly face:

"Ahaha, thank you for your hard work."

"As expected of a professional, it can be done in a few words."

"awesome."

The three of Qiao Long waved their hands and ignored them.

The three of Yamamoto looked at each other and followed up again. Yunojima said:

"Then what... Excuse me! How much is your labor fee this time?"

"Labor fee?"

Qiao Long paused, and casually reported a number:

"twelve thousand."

When the three of Yamamoto heard this, they looked at each other, and the eye contact opened:

'twelve thousand?That is four thousand per person! '

'It's so expensive! '

'But there is a reason why it is expensive. For such a top-notch product, four thousand is all for free prostitution. '

'So……'

The three of Qiao Long looked at them impatiently, but then they heard them say in unison:

"Then may I ask... can you have a hair with me!? This is the only request in my life!!" ×3

The three of Qiao Long were stunned for a moment, but immediately realized what Yamamoto and the others meant, their faces twitched in unison, and their faces darkened.

I treat you as brothers, but you actually want to fuck me?

In such a fucking mood, Qiao Long, Yizhi, and Gengping stretched out their iron fists to the three cheaters without hesitation.

Chapter 270 We Are Really Best Friends! !

"What happened to you?"

"Yeah, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, who is it that you are so ruthless?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, look, my mother didn't even recognize her after being beaten."

The transformed Qiao Long and the others returned to the corner outside Mitarai's house, looked at the Nojima and the others lying on the ground with bruised noses and swollen faces, and said with a smile.

They wouldn't admit that they were the ones who hit them, their words were full of sarcasm.

【Humph!This is the fate of molesting your father! ! 】

[I also asked if I could have a haircut?Okay, I'll punch you in the face with my fist! 】

[I always thought that "making the brothers feel better" was just a meme, but I didn't expect you perverts to play it for real! ? 】