JOJO started with combustible oolong tea

Who will go to hell if I don't go to hell, but I go to hell, you have to come and experience it!Otherwise, I feel unbalanced! !convex ('0?) convex

Yahahahaha—”

As he spoke, he carried the two of them towards the seniors who were drinking heavily.

Seeing this, Iori and Kohei roared at Qiao Long with despair on their faces:

"You evil heretic!!" щ(?Д?щ)

"Let go of me! I don't want to be with you!!" っ?Д?)っ

Roaring, roaring, wild laughter, the sound entered my ears.

After a while, Tokita Shinji and other seniors were attracted.

When he saw Qiao Long throwing Iori and Kohei at the wine table and fighting with the two of them, Tokita Shinji stepped forward and said:

"Hey! Don't fight! If you really want to win or lose, let's use the game to decide the winner!

It’s just that there are three of you, otherwise it must be very interesting to use the PaB-style grimacing game that has been passed down from generation to generation here.

If there are three of you, let's go straight to the boxing game!Whoever gets naked first loses! "

As soon as the words came out, Iori and Kohei, who rushed in anger, instantly recognized them, completely forgetting their original purpose.

Qiao Long was also happy. As long as these two guys are not let go and someone can share the pressure for him, his goal will be achieved.

The three immediately began to compete——

After a long while, Qiao Long, who was still wearing his outer pants, wiped the alcohol from the corner of his mouth, and smiled ferociously at Iori and Genghei, who only left their underwear on:

"No, no, no, you are still too young!!"

The grinning face is like a ghost.

Iori gritted his teeth and growled:

"The matter has come to this, I can only fight with you to the end! Gengping!!"

"Received! I must do it today! I want to drink it!! Kitahara Iori!!"

Under the strong crush of Qiao Longkaihang, Yizhi and Kohei still chose to join forces to fight against this drunken demon king.

The seniors on the side also booed one after another:

"Not bad, freshman—"

"Come on! A mouthful of boredom—"

"Just be careful not to kill me—"

As time passed, even if the system was activated, under the siege of the two together, Qiao Long still lost to only a pair of underwear.

Now the three of them were kneeling on the ground, vomiting wildly.

Qiao Long: "Two bastards, actually teamed up two-on-one, uh-"

Iori: "Water...water..."

Gengping: "Wow——"

At this time, Juryu Jiro also walked over helplessly, poured a glass of water for each of the three, and sighed:

"You guys are too, take it quickly."

Iori and Kohei couldn't take it anymore, thanked them, picked up the cups and poured them into their mouths.

Thanks to his outstanding fighter talent, Qiao Long subconsciously felt that something was wrong, and he was not so impulsive. He planned to take a look at the situation of Iori and Kohei first.

Sure enough, in the next second, Iori and Kohei stopped what they were doing, and looked at the senior in front of them blankly.

Holding the wine bottle, Juryu Jiro smiled at the three of them:

"But you are really greedy for drinking. After drinking this cup, you should be satisfied."

On the bottle in his hand, huge characters were printed on it——

Alcohol 96%

Qiao Long covered his face with a wry smile and said:

"really--"

In the next second, Iori and Kohei, who had already drank two sips, had hideous faces and turned into evil spirits. They crushed the wine glass in their hands out of thin air, and the roar spread throughout the forest——

"It's not water at all——!!!" (╬￣盘￣)╬￣炒￣

afternoon--

As soon as Qiansha entered the classroom, she was stunned by the scene in front of her.

In the classroom where there were not many people, one side was full of people, and the other side had only three naked figures lying there.

Naked isn't right either, at least they're wearing underwear.

"Bastard...it's all your fault..."

Geng Ping resisted the constant stabbing pain in his head, grinned his teeth, but said weakly to Yi Zhi beside him.

Iori also endured the discomfort of drinking too much, and said weakly but ferociously:

"Nonsense...it's your fault..."

Qiao Long, who was sitting on the outermost side, covered his mouth, resisting the urge to spit out, and interrupted the quarrel between the two with a dry throat:

"Shut up... If it wasn't for you two against one... I wouldn't have fallen into this situation... Well——"

"You are the only one who is not qualified to speak! You are the culprit of everything! The culprit!" ×2

Hearing Qiao Long's voice, Gengping and Yizhi once again unanimously glared at Qiao Long who caused all this.

Even the originally sluggish spirit was lifted by the anger.

However, the price was that their heads hurt even more.

At the end, Qiansha covered her face incompetently and helplessly, and sighed:

"Oh—these three guys are really..."

After this incident, the whole school knew that among the freshmen of the School of Mechanical Engineering, there were three strange things.

The three of them, Qiao Long, are famous in a different way.

Chapter 15 Hunk Impossible to Meet Romantic Comedy

"I am back……"

Qiao Long pushed open the door of the apartment weakly, went to the sofa and lay down with a green face.

The sunlight was projected on his face through the window beside him, and the dazzling light made him frown.

He raised his hand to try to block the uncomfortable light, but a figure appeared in front of his eyes, covering the uncomfortable light for him.

Azusa Hamaoka looked at the relieved Qiao Long lying on the sofa in front of him, with his hands on his hips, and said with a smile:

"I didn't come back for another night. You guys had such a good time. I'm so envious. I can't do it anymore. I have to be busy for a few days."

Qiao Long pursed his lips, looking at this informal and beautiful senior with an unlovely expression on his face:

"Hehe...it's only been three days since I've been here, today is the fourth day, I've been drinking for four consecutive days, and I passed out drunk in the other two nights...

College life is really... so scary..."

Hearing his sigh, Azusa Hamaoka pulled the curtain to block the sunlight for Qiao Long, then turned around and sat beside him, patted Qiao Long's abdominal muscles with a playful smile, and laughed:

"It's okay, it's okay, what's the matter with it, there will be more days like this in the future, ahahaha——"

"……forgive me."

When Qiao Long heard this, he was instantly desperate.

If it wasn't for the Dionysus buff given by the system, he would have been hospitalized on the second day of his visit because of drinking too much.

Seeing the ugly and weak Qiao Long, Azusa Hamaoka smiled, got up and said:

"Then you take a rest first, I'll go get something to eat."

Hearing this, Qiao Long's stinging head became slightly sober. He remembered the agreement he had made with Azusa Binaoka, grinned and got up from the sofa, followed in Azusa Hamaoka's footsteps, and said:

"I'm also here to help. After all, I promised to pay for half a year's housekeeping in exchange for one month's rent for utilities."

"Ha... can you do it?"

Bin Gang Azusa looked at Qiao Long's swaying figure, and a drop of sweat could not help but hang on his forehead.

Qiao Long gave a thumbs up, staggered and said:

"...a question! I'm a man! How can I say no!?"

Seeing Qiao Long wobbled and was about to come over, Azusa Binoka felt a little ashamed of his personality.

Should it be said that he is machismo and likes to be a hero, or that he abides by the spirit of the contract and does what he says.

Anyway, Azusa Hamaoka couldn't say anything to reject this man.

He could only spread his hands helplessly, and said:

"Then come together, but be careful, don't fall."

"OK!"

Qiao Long immediately grinned heartily, and then followed with unsteady steps.

"Ugh……??"

But at this moment, Qiao Long, who had drunk too much wine, lost his footing and fell backwards violently.

And the back of his head was facing the corner of the sofa.

Although the sofa is soft, it is easy to cause accidents on the back of the head and cervical spine when it falls down so hard.

【not good! ! 】

At the critical juncture, the bloodline and instinct of a soldier made Qiao Long, who was still in a daze, wake up in an instant, his eyes froze, and he whispered in his heart——

'God's Hand! '

A dark blue double invisible to ordinary people instantly appeared behind him.

But in order not to scare Azusa Hamaoka, he didn't choose to let the double help him up, but chose to punch the sofa, moving the sofa a few centimeters to the side, so that he could rub the corner of the sofa and fall to the ground.

In this way, a "good luck" phenomenon can be created, which can not only save itself, but also not scare Azusa Hamaoka.

But at this time, he seemed to be favored by the god of romantic comedy.

Azusa Hamaoka, who had just turned his head in front of him, saw Qiao Long's sudden fall, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to try to grab the 195-year-old roommate.

It's a pity, after all, Qiao Long's height and muscles are there, no matter how hard it is for a girl who hasn't exercised much.

So, Azusa Hamaoka was brought down by Qiao Long very simply, and fell heavily on him.

Two seconds later, Azusa Hamaoka rolled to the side, rolled off Qiao Long's body, covered his reddish nose with one hand, and cried in a low voice:

"I hit my nose, it hurts—"

Qiao Long on the side heard the words, and instantly woke up from his daze, got up and turned to look at Azusa Hamaoka next to him, and asked hastily:

"Are you okay?"

But when I saw the big beauty who was originally full of temperament, she instantly turned into a cute little girl next door, with tears hanging from the corners of her eyes, full of contrast and cuteness.

This scene reminded Qiao Long again of the softness that his lips touched in those two seconds just now, and his face turned red instantly.

At the same time, an idea popped out of his mind uncontrollably——

【so cute……】

Azusa Hamaoka didn't know what the fellow roommate was thinking at the moment, touched his nose, heaved a sigh of relief, and replied:

"It's okay, it's just that the noses bumped together, and there is no nosebleed."

"Oh, oh, it's fine, then I'll go to the kitchen first."

With blood surging, the blushing Qiao Long replied, then got up immediately, and rushed into the kitchen as if fleeing.