JOJO started with combustible oolong tea

The system is also very considerate, leaving a few loopholes in the Sinicization patch, making some words still pronounced in Japanese, which sounds quite flavorful.

Qiao Long blinked his eyes, and once again gave himself a high score for the unreliability of this system, then stood up and walked over.

"Then let me say hello. After all, we will study and dive together in the future."

At this time, Iori also clenched his fist and coughed twice, changed his expression, walked over and said to Qiansha with a smile:

"Hi, hi, long time no see, Chisa. (*?ω

After speaking, he turned his head and walked towards the inner room.

Iori stretched out his hand and shouted hoarsely:

"No! I am forced to look like this!

you!Listen to me! "(iДi)

"Farewell, trash... ants." (￣ー￣)

Qiansha left without looking back.

Qiao Long on the side pinched his chin and smiled at Yizhi:

"What a tragedy, Iori." ┐(??｀)┌

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." (IAI)

Yizhi knelt down on the ground, clutching her face and wanting to cry, with despair on her face, she shouted at Qiao Long:

"It's not your bastard's fault!" (〝▼皮▼)

Qiao Long shrugged, as if it was none of my business:

"Don't blame me, you were the one who got high. When Qiansha came in, you were still saying something that sounded like sexual harassment."

"...how can it be repaired!!" (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

Yizhi could only slam the floor in impotent rage, tears of regret slipping down.

Qiao Long ignored Iori's bad mood, looked at the direction where Qiansha was leaving, a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes, and murmured in a low voice:

"It's strange, it's the first time we met, why did she react so normally when I took off my clothes, but she reacted so violently when she saw Iori was taken off?"

A little inspiration flashed, and a bold idea began to emerge——

"...No way? Iori and her are cousins..."

Even so, he still felt that this possibility was the greatest.

But the evidence was insufficient, so he could only keep this guess in his heart to see the subsequent development.

At this time, Tokita Shinji and Juryu Jiro also came over, raised their eyebrows and smiled at Iori:

"It's really a luxury, leaving my parents and moving to a room with a view of the sea, and living with my beautiful cousins.

This condition is simply beautiful. "

"But he was just regarded as the root of all evil by his cousin just a second ago."

Qiao Long sprinkled salt on his comrade's wound without changing his face.

Yizhi turned her head and growled at Qiao Long:

"Whose fault do you think!!" (╯‵皮′)╯

After finishing speaking, he folded his hands on his knees and murmured quietly——

"But it doesn't matter, anyway, I still have Sister Nanahua at home, I am already very satisfied."

Juryu Jiro and Tokita Shinji, who knew the details, looked at each other, and poured cold water on Iori again——

"Ah, Yizhi, I advise you to give up your heart, she will never be interested in you."

"Hmm... what do you mean by that?" ∑(?△｀)? !

Iori turned his head and asked.

Qiao Long also looked at Tokita Shinji. Although he has already integrated into this group, after all, he has been here for too short a time, and he still doesn't know many things.

Tokita Shinji looked up at Nanahua who was facing away from them at the counter, and said:

"because……

Although Nanahua intends to hide it, in fact, except for the person involved, everyone else knows—”

At this time, Nanahua hugged the coat that Qiansha had just taken off, looked around in an attempt to hide it, then buried her face in Qiansha's coat, and took a deep breath——

She kept rubbing her face against the dress, showing the expression of a slut.

Tokita Shinji's voice also sounded:

"She is a serious sister-in-law."

"What happened to her in the past ten years?!" (°Д°)

Iori couldn't accept it, and cried on the spot:

"It's so miserable...the only consolation I encountered today..." (;д;)

Qiao Long also covered his mouth, his eyes twitched non-stop, and he almost wrote "I don't believe it" on his face.

"...It's over, the last normal person in this society." ???????

Tokita Shinji was not surprised, folded his arms around his chest and said:

"Don't pay too much attention to it. This kind of family environment surrounded by beauties only exists in dreams."

Iori is also a tenacious, or shameless person, and quickly recovered from the blow he received, and stood up staggeringly:

"Oh, what you said is right, how can you expect any dramatic plot with your family."

"Yes."

"Since this is the case, I will work harder to live a good college life! Meet and fall in love with cute girls, and enjoy my youth with good friends!"

Seeing this, Qiao Long on the side also raised his arms and echoed:

"Of course! It's rare to become the college student you've longed for, and you must live the wonderful campus life in TV dramas!"

Tokita Shinji looked in surprise at the two people whose emotions were changing so quickly, and sighed:

"You guys are boiling so fast, it's burning up."

On the side, Kotobuki Ryujiro walked over with a wine glass and handed it to the two of them, and said with a smile:

"Well, don't make us laugh, let's drink."

"Did you just take our goal as a joke?"("▔—▔)("▔—▔)

Qiao Long and Yizhi turned their heads at the same time, looked at Juryu Jiro, and asked with a look of displeasure.

Immediately, several people started to drink booze again in a state of excitement.

The sky was getting dark, and after everyone cleaned up the drinking mess, it was almost midnight.

Ordinary people are asleep at this time, but as drunkards who have no alcohol and no joy, everyone in PaB is still full of energy.

"Okay, everything is packed, let's find another one to drink."

No, as the president, Tokita Shinji once again said something shocking.

Others said-

"I have to go back, I have to get up early tomorrow to go to work."

"I have to catch the last train too."

"Then I—"ε=ε=ε=┏(°ロ°;)┛!!

Iori still wanted to escape, but was grabbed by Juryu Jiro with a ruthless iron hand, and said with a smile:

"Hey, Iori, you don't have to catch the last train, do you?"

"Anyway, you live in Grand Blue."

"No, no, no! Tomorrow is also my first day of admission guidance! If I don't make it to the auditorium at 9 o'clock in the morning, I will be in trouble!"

ヽ(￣︿￣)—C

Chapter 10 Stand-in boys don't dream of cat-senpai

Click!Click!

Accompanied by the sound of the camera ringing, Qiao Long looked at everything in front of him with a gloomy face, recalling what happened last night, and the resentment against the cheating system in his heart intensified again infinitely.

last night--

"Phew—it's dangerous, but it can be regarded as a successful escape, so I won't accompany you, Yizhi, enjoy the love of seniors slowly, hahahaha——"

Qiao Long had just stepped out of the store door, and when he was feeling happy about his escape, the scene he least wanted to see happened again.

The cheating system is here to create a sense of presence again——

[Mission: Carnival under the Moon

As a member of an association, how can you not have the belief to fight side by side with your peers?

Don't be afraid, don't hesitate, go bravely!

Let's start the next carnival together with our fellow club members!

Mission Reward: Substitute Speed ​​+1

Failure penalty: take back all the host’s money]

"You t—"

Qiao Long's face turned green in an instant. On the one hand, he was unwilling to continue the alcoholic carnival, and on the other hand, he was the [-] yen he finally got.

The inner torment made Qiao Long in a dilemma.

"...This cheating system, if you don't cheat me for a day, it will feel uncomfortable or something?!" (〝▼皮▼)

In the end, Qiao Long, who regards money as his life, turned his head and turned back cursing, and participated in the next reception with all his reluctance.

I thought that the two seniors, Juryu Jiro and Tokita Shinji, would take them to other wine houses to continue drinking.

But as the destination arrived, the corners of Qiao Long's mouth twitched again.

"Ah... I see, this is the secret that won't make us late..." (￣ー￣)

Looking at the majestic Izu University in front of him, Qiao Long threw Yizhi, who was trapped in the creaking nest, past the closed school gate, and shouted angrily with his veins all over his face:

"Drinking at school the day before entering school? Are you cheating?!" (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

At this moment, he wanted to turn around and leave, but Qiao Long felt heartbroken when he thought that his money would be taken back if the mission failed.

There was no way, he could only turn his grief and anger into a drinking capacity, and together with Tokita Shinji and his two, they went over the school gate and rushed into the scene of the next reception.

Anyway, he doesn't remember how much he drank, he just remembers the picture of the four of them singing to their heart's content under the moon, and the empty wine bottles all over the floor.

[Dionysus] The buff gave him only a super drinking capacity, not alcohol immunity.

Eventually, under the influence of a large amount of alcohol, all four of them fell asleep.

Only Qiao Long, when he was in a daze, managed to make a phone call to Azusa Hamaoka who lived together:

"...Hey...Senior Azi, tomorrow morning...can you send me a set of clothes to school...I can't go back tonight..."

Before he finished speaking, he fell asleep on the ground. At this moment, the system panel appeared in front of him again, but he didn't see——

【Mission: Make a blockbuster...】

Azusa Hamaoka on the other end of the phone smiled speechlessly:

"Ah—it seems that I drank a lot, and I can't speak well, it's really..."

Said, hung up the phone.

……

Standing on the shore, Qiao Long listened to the sound of the waves crashing on the rocks, felt the gentleness of the sea breeze blowing across his cheeks, and a happy smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Dear~"