JOJO started with combustible oolong tea

I must turn you into the lowest ghoul!Give this humiliation back to you a million times! ! "

Katz was so angry that the three corpses jumped violently on the spot. If it wasn't for being a person in the pillar, he wouldn't have been sick, maybe he was so angry that his blood vessels burst and he died of cerebral hemorrhage.

Qiao Long was full of ridicule, and said cheaply:

"Ghoul? You can try it~

Really, pretending to be so unruly, do your parents know that you are so arrogant? "

With that said, he turned his head and smiled at Iori:

"Iori, what do you think I used Command Seals to order this guy to take off his clothes and dance here?"

"it's not good……"

"Maybe we can make money, and we can eat~"

"Good idea, thumbs up for you!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!"

Katz couldn't take it anymore, even if he lost the qualification, he would tear this guy who made him feel so humiliated into pieces.

Immediately, a sharp machete stabbed out from his arm, and slashed towards Qiao Long.

Qiao Long's eyes froze, his fist rippled, and he punched Katz in the abdomen.

Katz, who was weaker than ever before, was sent flying out on the spot, fell heavily on the ground and fell into a dog gnawing mud.

"Phew - punching this guy suddenly feels much more comfortable."

Qiao Long withdrew his fist and yelled at Katz who was lying on the ground:

"Hey! Didn't you die? Why did you fall down before I exerted my strength!

Really, why did I summon a servant like you, who is clearly a caster, but actually likes to play melee with a knife. "

Iori next to him interrupted at this moment:

"JOJO, you don't understand now, close combat is the essence of mages!

Add some full-plus physical attack and weapon proficiency, and learn a healing spell so that you can continue to open Wushuang. "

"Hey, is that so? This is how you play mages?"

The two bad friends continued to talk about each other, but Katz, who was lying on the ground, was suffering and couldn't tell, and he was stunned:

【ripple?That's right!It was Ripple just now! !

This guy is actually a Ripple Warrior! ?

Damn it!In this way, even if I recover my strength at night, it will not be so easy to deal with him! !

... No, I have to avoid him, endure, must endure!A small leak will sink a great ship!Tolerate! !

As long as I get the Holy Grail and make a wish to become a perfect ultimate creature, I can flatten and round this guy at will!

Tolerate--! ! 】

Thinking of this, Katz's face was full of blood and tears, he gritted his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach, he directly chose Lingzihua, and left Qiao Long quickly.

He doesn't want to see this guy's face for a second now.

Seeing the disappearance of Katz, Iori said to Qiao Long:

"JOJO, your servant has escaped."

Qiao Long looked indifferent:

"Run and run, and I don't want to see that guy's face, as soon as I look at him, I get angry for no reason.

Anyway, I don't need to provide him with magic power. Wherever he likes to go, I can call him back with a command spell if necessary. "

At this time, Saber Fergus who had been behind Iori also spoke:

"That caster, I smell deep evil from him, he is not simple, master and this friend should be careful.

Oh~~The figure is awesome!What a nice woman~"

But while he was talking, he was attracted by a sexy beauty passing by.

Hearing this, Iori immediately turned his head to look:

"Where is there a beauty? Oh oh oh~ I have a great figure! What a good woman!"

Qiao Long looked at them, and the corners of his mouth began to twitch:

"Well, I now know why Iori summoned this servant."

But he himself cast his gaze over:

"Oh~ But one thing to say, that beauty's figure is really good."

It seems that Qiao Long was also spoiled by Yizhi.

Qiao Long: Get out!I am holding an attitude of appreciation, appreciation! OK! ?

Just as the three of them looked at the curve of the sexy beauty's back with wretched faces, a white shirt with a beautiful anime girl printed on it immediately blocked the sight of the three of them.

The three color embryos became angry on the spot:

"Who!?"

"Go away!"

"Blocking the line of sight, Gan!"

When he looked up, he saw Gengping showing his courtship beside Heizhen with a happy face, completely without the feeling of weakness that Yizhi and Qiaolong were starved to death.

Maybe, this is the so-called delicious food.

Inexplicably, Qiao Long and Yizhi suddenly felt uncomfortable:

"Tsk! Why did Geng Ping summon such a beautiful woman!? Damn!"

"He seems to be summoned with the holy relic amber I gave him, shit! I shouldn't have given it to him!"

The two looked at each other, and at the same time they showed evil smiles.

……

"Jeanne! Oh oh oh~ it's the real Black Joan!!"

"It's so long-winded, how many times have I said it, don't call me Joan! This reminds me of a very annoying guy!"

"Then I'll call you Hei Zhen? Black Jean of Arc!"

"Ha... as you please..."

Hei Zhen tilted her head to one side feebly, her heart was full of exhaustion.

If she had a good impression of Kohei at first glance, then the experience of Kohei chattering in her ears made her extremely impatient with this Master.

For specific feelings, you can refer to hundreds of mosquitoes buzzing in your ears.

Enough to make ordinary people go crazy instantly.

She also tried to reprimand Kohei with a disgusted expression, but instead, Kohei revealed an expression of intracranial orgasm, and said directly to her——

"Please stomp me hard! Whip me!"

But facing Genghei, whom she initially recognized as the master, she couldn't really do anything.

Naturally, Hei Zhen was also frightened by Geng Ping's abnormality.

Now she just wants Geng Ping to shut up and let her be quiet.

Just when Geng Ping was still chattering, two hands suddenly stretched out from behind, one left and one right hugged him tightly under his armpits.

"Yo~ It was a fun chat~ Kohei~"

"What are you talking about? Tell us and let us listen together~

Are you talking about the wonderful life of you and your group of harem ~ Genghei~"

With ghostly smiles on their faces, Qiao Long and Yizhi twisted their faces and smiled at Gengping.

Qiao Long even raised his head and said to Hei Zhen:

"Is this guy annoying? We'll help you out!

By the way, has he ever told you what he does every day when he hugs your pillow? "

Hei Zhen didn't want to pay attention to Qiao Long, but she was stunned when she heard Qiao Long's words.

With the knowledge instilled by the Holy Grail, she still knows what a pillow is.

Immediately, he looked at Kohei with a disgusted expression, turned around and disappeared into the air.

Seeing Hei Zhen disappear, Gengping exploded on the spot, his expression was no less than that of some dead house watching his inflatable girlfriend blow up with his own eyes.

"You two bastards!! Just don't want to see the dream of labor and management come true, how about good luck!?"

He pinched each face with one hand and kept squeezing, the veins on his face were bulging, and he grinned like a ghost.

Qiao Long and Iori clapped their hands tacitly:

"Why can you summon a beautiful woman? We have to be rough guys. Okay, so you don't have to talk."

"Hurry up and figure out a way together, aren't you hungry?"

Geng Ping stretched his chin forward, glaring fiercely at the two bad friends:

"Ah~ yes! One day, I will definitely kill you——!"

Chapter 92 The water of life is also water

"Ah... to die, to die, to die..."

"Stop nagging, save some energy."

"Unlucky, unlucky, unlucky...why do I have to be starved every time I travel..."

The three of Qiao Long were sitting in a park, their bodies filled with the aura of "I'm weak, come and bully me".

In other worlds, there may have been bad guys and villains to bully them.

After all, ready-made soft persimmons are not worth pinching.

But in this carnival world, people should be said to be pure in nature, or what, until now no one has come to trouble them.

The corners of Qiao Long's eyes twitched, he glanced at Geng Ping and asked:

"Are you sure this method works? I told you, if it doesn't work, you are my son."

Iori also said:

"There hasn't been a bad person or villain so far, Geng Ping, are you sure this will work?"

Gengping also frowned, with doubts on his face:

"This is unreasonable, there are many such routines in novels, the protagonist pretends to be weak, is targeted by bad guys, and then cheats on others.

Why can't it work here?Could it be that we are not pretending to be weak enough? "

As he spoke, he pursed his mouth and leaned against Yizhi, pretending to be pitiful and about to die.

Yizhi also began to follow suit, and fell limply on Qiao Long's shoulder.

At this time, a few people with Shamat hairstyles who looked bad walked over, and the eyes of the three suddenly lit up.

Leaning against each other, they slumped on the chair, humming twice from time to time.

He almost wrote the words "Come and bully me" on his forehead.

But those bad guys just looked at the three of them strangely, and walked over on their own.

Gengping couldn't believe it, no one came to pinch such a soft persimmon?

With a stomach full of question marks, he grabbed a bad hand and asked:

"We are all so weak, you just leave like this? Don't you have the urge to bully??"

The man gave him a blank look:

"We are not stupid, there are supernatural forces in this world, and from time to time we can meet heroic spirits on the street.