I just want to be in love quickly and cheaply

Mr. Kato naturally fully cooperated with the story of his childhood sweetheart, and he stared at the back of Ai Hayasaka seriously.

Mr. Kato's expression is very real, because he has really seen it.

Hayasaka Ai's body was possessed by the cat's weirdness. This was the first task Mr. Kato dealt with after the connection to the other world was restored, and he was quite impressed.

Of course, not to mention that there is nothing on Hayasaka Ai's body now, even if there is something, he will naturally snuff it out with a snap of his fingers, which can basically guarantee safety and silence.

However, the beginning of the story of the guy in Kasumigaoka is quite interesting.

Because of this kind of thing, Mr. Kato has experienced it himself, and even was a part of it.

He didn't have the so-called baby forgetting. As a time traveler, Kato Jue had a very clear memory from the beginning, and this memory didn't forget anything.

So he was himself then and he is now.

"What's next? Why don't you say it?"

Ms. Hayasaka asked a little sternly.

"It's mainly because I just saw something behind Hayasaka-san."

"Hu, nonsense!"

Hayasaka Ai was like a cat with its hair blown up, her body jumped and almost bounced.

She had been sick several times before, and sometimes she really felt in a daze that she seemed to have some strange memories and habits, such as occasionally wanting to scratch her face with her feet, but Ai Hayasaka felt that this kind of thing It's more likely that she watched too many cat movies.

Although she likes to watch the ultimate decompression videos such as the road roller destroying the parking lot, Ms. Hayasaka did a lot of homework in order to pretend to be close to someone before. She watched many small animal videos, and it was not for In addition, it is mainly for the purpose of establishing a character design. After all, boys generally like girls who like small animals, which will be considered as caring.

So I have to be a little sensitive occasionally in this area, what's wrong?

"I also hope that I am talking nonsense, but I will continue to say what happened to me."

Ms. Xia Zhiqiu smiled slightly, not to dwell on this issue.

"My elementary school itself is nothing special, and so are the students in the school. Kato-kun can attest to that."

"Well, it is indeed a very ordinary elementary school."

Kato nods his head.

That school was very ordinary, with the ordinary him, the ordinary Kasumigaoka, and the ordinary Xiaohui. It wasn't until Eirari transferred to another school that there was a slight disturbance, but it was only a little bit, because after a year, Eiriri would die. After graduating, I have never heard of any topical characters in the school since then.

"In school, I lived an ordinary day-to-day, and went to and from school with Kato-kun every day, because our two families were neighbors at that time, and we lived very close together. We were the same for several years. One class."

"Hmm."

Mr. Kato on the side continues to be a relentless nodding machine.

Ai Hayasaka wanted to find a handkerchief to bite for some reason.

"Later, a transfer student came to the school."

"Hmm."

I'm coming.

Mr. Kato laughed secretly in his heart. He really didn't expect that Kasumigaoka Shiwa would directly move out the primary school days of several people, transfer students or something, if the prototype wasn't for Eriri, he would go to the other world to cut a hundred shadows .

"It's amazing to say that when I saw the transfer student for the first time, I was sure that we knew each other, and the relationship would be extraordinary. This matter itself is very strange, because that person was not in Japan before, how could I Maybe you know her?"

Mr. Kato continued to nod on the side, he wanted to see what else Kasumigaoka could do.

406. Is the big plan coming to fruition?

"Actually, it's fine if I'm the only one who feels this way. After all, sometimes everyone has such an illusion. But to my surprise, she also found me after school and called me by my name. That is to say, she also knows me, which is very strange, because not only are we not in the same class, we are not even in the same grade."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's voice is slightly hoarse, which adds a rather charming charm to her voice. This kind of voice tells such a story in the dark night and candlelight. People seem to be nostalgic, talking about the experience of youthful feelings when they were young.

In short, everyone else had a curious look on their faces.

"Having such an impression, we quickly became friends, as if we were friends before. We have a very good relationship. We go to and from school together, eat lunch together, go shopping together and buy clothes together."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu continued to speak slowly.

Oh, if you don't count the memory and impression, what she said is true, Mr. Kato nodded secretly.

If he remembered correctly, these two people were indeed like a match made in heaven, and they soon became inseparable good friends, so good that he wondered if the two had already made a private decision for life, if it wasn't for Xia Zhi Qiu later changed schools for some reason, and Mr. Kato thought that the two people might have started preparing the marriage registration form when they were in junior high school.

In a sense, he felt right.

"I originally thought that if there were no accidents, our relationship would continue like this, and we would happily spend elementary school, junior high school, high school, college, and old age together. But how can there be so many good things in this world? Unexpectedly, there was an accident in between."

"It was my sixth grade and the last year of elementary school. It was also July, the last summer vacation in elementary school. My friend and I made an appointment at home to watch DVDs. She got one from somewhere. Horror movies seem to be classics 7 years ago. We prepared snacks and drinks, turned off the lights, drew the curtains, and turned on the projector. I don’t know if there is a problem with the disc itself or it was made that way on purpose. The effect of the playback was not very good, the picture was always flickering, I asked her if the disc was not working, she said no problem, that's it, since she said so, I continued to watch .”

"The content of the film is still very good. A group of people are exploring in the wild, find a cave, and sit in it and tell ghost stories around the fire. It is quite similar to what we have now, except that the cave is connected to the gate of hell, and The stories these people told really attracted evil spirits from hell, but don’t worry, my story won’t attract evil spirits.”

Under the light of the candlelight, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu's smile looked a little weird, her wine-red pupils reflected the light of the candlelight, but she looked as if there were two ghost lights flickering.

This person is clearly emphasizing that there will be no ghosts, and they are just telling ghost stories, but for some reason, other people feel that this smells like the minister's emphasis on believing in science all day long, which is getting more and more wrong.

"In the movie, there is a ghost who eats a person, and then turns into that person to talk to other people. It is not familiar with it at first, but it gradually becomes proficient, and this ghost can read and affect the surroundings. The memory of the original person makes the two sides hit it off, and it is through this method that it disguises itself as a human, and then brings everyone to this place leading to hell, and will use a blood sacrifice to open the gate of hell."

"Maybe when you heard this, you already thought of something. Yes, I immediately looked at my friend, and she also looked at me. You said in a joking tone: 'Do you think you know the two of us? It's quite similar, and it's actually because of this, that's why I thought of asking you to watch it together." Her smile was the same as before, so I thought it was just a joke, until she said the next sentence, she said— —”

"You already believe in me, so let me be you."

"There was a weird twist under her skin, and her speech became slurred. One hand grabbed my arm tightly, and I felt something crawling into my body along the place where it grabbed me. , that kind of feeling is very strange, it is a living thing, it can be felt clearly, but it is invisible and intangible, it seems that it penetrates not only my body, but also my brain, memory, thinking, devouring My everything."

"In the end, it became me, I think, you all believe in me too—"

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu suddenly stretched out her hand, grabbed Fujiwara Chika with one hand, and grabbed someone with the other.

"what--"

Fujiwara Chika screamed, and the whole person desperately crawled in the opposite direction. Hayasaka Ai was shocked, and her body blocked Shinomiya Kaguya, and the latter's face was also very ugly.

The story of Xiazhiqiu Shiyu is actually not a particularly scary thing, but the atmosphere she created slowly before, coupled with the sudden action, caught people off guard.

Mr. Kato sat still, there was indeed a strange feeling on his arm at this moment, but it was Miss Kasumigaoka who was secretly tickling him.

Someone rolled his eyes at this, completely unconcerned.

What he paid more attention to was actually Hayasaka Ai and Shinomiya Kaguya's side. Mr. Kato's eyesight was very good, so he saw that Hayasaka Ai moved towards Shinomiya Kaguya just now.

This move is very interesting.

Could it be that the relationship between these two people is progressing faster than I expected?

Mr. Kato thought to himself.

Human instinct is to protect oneself, just like the safest seat in a car is usually the seat behind the driver. Of course, this instinct can be overcome through training, but a high school student is not a special case like him. To do this arduous training of overcoming instincts?

According to what Mr. Kato knows, there are cases where this instinct can be overcome without training. If it is not family affection, it is basically only love.

Good guy, is my CP plan about to come true?

"The story and acting are wonderful, Kasumigaoka-san, then it's Kato-kun."

Mr. Kato was about to continue thinking about this matter, but he heard Kirisu Mafuyu applaud a few times, and then passed the pressure to him by the way.

At this time, he remembered that Tongsu Mafuyu did not show any fear of this story at all, and he was simply a heroine.

407. I'm Actually an Exorcist

"Okay, okay, everyone, calm down, Xia Zhiqiu is really just telling a ghost story, otherwise, do you think Fujiwara-san can escape?"

Mr. Kato did not speak in a hurry, but instead calmed down everyone's emotions first. Chika Fujiwara was shaking and crawling just now, as if she had been gank by a ghost. As a professional ghost exorcist, Mr. Kato naturally wanted to Do some psychological intervention.

"Besides, even if there are any ghosts and ghosts, don't forget that I, the director of the Scientific Astrology Club, is here. The director is specialized in exorcising ghosts. If there are any ghosts and ghosts, I will kill each one I see."

Someone said very humbly.

"Then, Mr. Exorcist, tell me about your experience when exorcising demons."

Ms. Xiazhiqiu looked over with a half-smile, and teased.

"No problem, I will tell you about a supernatural event I encountered before, which took me a lot of effort to solve."

Mr. Kato shrugged, and began to prepare to find a few from his own personal experience and mix them up to open their eyes.

"First of all, I want to declare that this story is purely fictitious. I made up all the supernatural elements in the story. Just don't believe it."

Mr. Kato made a pre-announcement as usual, which made several members who were already familiar with his style smile knowingly.

It seems like it's been a while since I've heard this style statement.

"It is said that there are no ghosts in reality. After all, no one has seen them with their own eyes. However, considering that there are about 10 missing people in Japan every year, how many of them have seen ghosts, and there is no chance to tell others. Well, it's hard to say."

"Are there as many as 10 people?"

Fujiwara Chika seemed a little shocked when she heard such data for the first time.

"Actually, more than 7000 elderly people went missing last year, and many of them died when they were discovered. This is only the number of reported cases and statistics. Closer to home, let's get back to the ghost thing."

Mr. Kato supplemented the data casually, making Fujiwara Chika's face even uglier.

"Among the 10 or so missing persons whose business cards have statistics on them each year, a very small number of them actually died due to supernatural events, but these events are usually disguised as natural gas accidents, car accidents, fires, etc. In short, the causes of death that ordinary people see on the news must be reasonable."

"But supernatural events must be dealt with. If they are not dealt with, the threat will become bigger and bigger. This kind of thing is born with human beings, but it swallows people's emotions and death and grows. If it is not cleared in time, it will cause There is a great social crisis. At this time, the appearance of exorcists is needed. There are official and non-governmental exorcists. The official organization is a secret department under the special investigation department of the local prosecutor's office. Ye Luzi like me, because of the shortage of manpower, there is often cooperation between official and private exorcists."

Mr. Kato began to make up nonsense in a serious manner, and even gave Sae Niijima a new job by the way.

"In other words, the Niijima prosecutor is actually an official exorcist?"

Kirisu Mafuyu said suddenly.

"Cough cough, Teacher Tongxu, don't take it too seriously. I said everything is made up. I'm just talking nonsense, so let's just listen to it."

Mr. Kato coughed a few times.

"really not?"

"How is that possible? It's definitely not. If it is, can ordinary people like you and me know?"

Considering that there are several unusual ones at this table, Mr. Kato's words are very delicate.

"Oh."

Seeing that Mafuyu Kirisu stopped asking questions, Mr. Kato continued to make up:

"My art of exorcising ghosts is inherited from my family. It's probably because of something mixed in my blood, so I can see ghosts. This is actually not a good thing, because I can always see some messy things. If you don't learn If you ignore it, life will become very troublesome. After all, there are many so-called ghosts that are just short-lived thoughts. Talent or chance can grow, and these guys will become hidden dangers, and it is these guys who have grown up that the exorcist has to deal with."

"To deal with things like ghosts, it is not enough to rely on people alone. You also need equipment, such as a feng shui compass that can determine the location of ghosts, a wooden sword that can hurt ghosts, vestments that can defend against ghost attacks, and various gadgets. Son, but the compass, wooden sword, and cassock are the most important, I have a set of these things, and I usually put them under the bed, and only take them out when I receive tasks."

Your stuff is not at all as traditional as you say it is.

Both Hayasaka Ai and Shinomiya Kaguya have seen Mr. Kato's set of things, and at this time they matched the items one by one, and suddenly felt that there were too many slots.

This microphone plus electromagnetic scanner compass, multi-functional tactical vest vest, ultraviolet flashlight and wooden sword, you are actually more suitable for forensic investigation sites.

Mr. Kato didn't care so much, he continued to talk seriously.

"During my short exorcism career, I have eliminated more than 1000 ghosts, some are simple, some are difficult, and some are embarrassing. What I want to say is one of the most troublesome ghosts I have ever encountered. guy."

Kato Jue's complexion sank, showing an expression of memory.

His expression was so real that even Hayasaka Ai and Shinomiya Kaguya, who were good at observing words and expressions, were a little stunned.

What you said can't be true, can it?

"Let's think about it. I also said before that ghosts and ghosts can devour people's emotions and death to grow, and because of their characteristics, ordinary people can't resist at all. Of course, ghosts are also picky people. The weaker the will People who are more emotionally affected by the environment, and people who don't believe in science, are more likely to be attacked by ghosts."

Mr. Kato, he mixed a few catties of private goods into it on the spot, making the others almost laugh out loud.

"That time, I met a spirit that had successfully devoured hundreds of people. When it was discovered by me, it was able to hide most of its body in the different space, and it was able to breathe silently with only the exposed tentacles. Harmful, what's even more frightening is that the people killed by these tentacles will become its ghosts and continue to harm more people, so this guy's expansion speed is fast and hidden. the climate."

Ms. Xia Zhiqiu glared at someone, why did she feel that this description had a subtle sense of sight.

408. Child Labor Exorcism 1

"At that time, I was still in junior high school, and there was an accident at home, but it is normal to have accidents at home in our industry, and then I took over the mantle of my parents and continued to work in this industry. To do it, on the other hand, I have to earn some money to live on. Doing this business is risky, and if someone invites you, the income will be high. The only problem is that it is often closed. No one gives money, and the reality is not like novels and games. Ghosts don’t explode their equipment, and they are gone when they die, so most of my life is still tight, relying on limited money to solve food, clothing and other problems. The problem of tuition fees, sometimes when I meet some lonely ghosts, I just kill them as a practice, so as to avoid being unable to get up and earn money when I actually receive the task. If I miss this opportunity, I want to catch it again Living can be difficult.

"It was summer at that time. I had already returned to my hometown to resettle my family, and then I went to the junior high school over there. I lived alone in the old house, and I lived a decent life. I didn't contact other people every day. When going to and from school If you encounter any lonely ghosts, just kill them to increase your proficiency, and wait for when you will take on a big job and earn all your high school tuition."

"As a result, I didn't receive any work until the summer vacation. It's probably because the guys who sent the mission thought it was inappropriate for children to do this kind of thing. But exorcising ghosts is a matter of experience and talent. My talent is actually not bad. According to my parents back then, my ability to simply eliminate ghosts is no worse than theirs. What I lack is practical experience, so I earn more experience every day. An abnormal signal, and it turned out that I couldn't get a job."