I just want to be in love quickly and cheaply

According to Japan’s 15-year statistics, the number of LGBT people accounts for 7.6% of the total number of people, and it has been rising year after year. Shibuya District is even the first in Asia to pass the same-sex couple system. Up to now, there are at least eight regions/counties/cities A similar system was opened up.There are already wedding companies and temples that can host same-sex marriages—a program that has even attracted foreign couples.

If the difficulty of falling in love with one person is 2, the difficulty of pushing a bunch of lily couples is at most 2x2x2, and the highest difficulty is only 8. If you listen to this useless system, eight people share a harem, then it must be 2^8 difficulty.

With this level of difficulty, Kato felt that it was better to cut Tokyo clean first. It was only a matter of time, and at most it would take some effort--what he was least afraid of was effort.

As long as the brain is still thinking, shopping will not cause any pressure on Mr. Kato.

Of course this is theoretical.

"Long time no see, let's buy some clothes."

Yukinoshita Yona happily dragged someone up and down the shopping street in Ginza, walked to a few clothing stores, and dragged him in.

Mr. Kato didn't pay much attention to it at the beginning, after all, shopping is such a thing, the main function of boys is to be used as a hanger, or as a cash machine, Yokino Yukinoshita's family background obviously does not need the second type, so Mr. Kato also does it Well, it's ready to be a figure hanger.

Anyway, he has great strength, even if Yukinoshita Yoshino bought a coffin, he could carry it back directly.

It's just that Kato Jue looked up and felt that something was wrong.

How did this end up in a men's clothing store?

"Sister Yangnai, are we in the wrong place?"

He kindly reminded Yukinoshita Haruno.

"Going wrong? No, I just want to come here. Kato-kun, would you like to guess what I plan to do?"

"I guess it's to buy clothes for Sister Yang Nai's father."

"Tsk."

"You don't have to be so disappointed if you guess right?"

"Oh, I really don't understand girls' minds, Kato-kun."

"Is there any kind of terrifying human being that can be guessed? Sister Yang Nai has seen it before, can you introduce me so that I can learn one."

Kato Jue said very seriously.

It is definitely not an easy task for him to push a girl alone to engage in lily cp. If he can read the girl's mind and prescribe the right medicine, it is obvious that the difficulty of this task will be at least doubled.

"Hey?"

Yukinoshita Haruno stared at Kato Saku's face.

"You, it's better not to think about these crooked ways, just keep it like this."

She stuck out her finger and poked someone on the forehead.

"Okay, come and help."

"What help?"

"Of course it is to try on clothes. It happens that your figure is similar to that of my old man. It is good to use as a reference."

"……Row."

"How tall are you now?"

Yukinoshita Yoshino first picked out a business suit, and then asked without looking back.

"179.5cm."

"Isn't it good to answer 1.8 meters directly?"

"Precise, very important."

"Okay, okay, it's 1.8 meters, do you hear me, get him a set according to this height."

Yukinoshita Yoshino turned his head and said to the shopping guide next to him.

The clothes were brought quickly, and Kato Jue simply went into the dressing room and finished changing.

"The clothes seem a little tight."

He frowned. I don't know if there is something wrong with the fit of this suit, and it was tight on him.

"Hahahaha, you don't need to fasten all the buttons on the front of this suit."

Yukinoshita Yoshino burst out laughing, then walked over and unbuttoned the extra buttons.

"But it's still a little tight."

Mr. Kato looked down at the still tight suit and shrugged.

"Sir, this is a tight fit. If you have a muscular figure, it may indeed be a little tight. If it is really uncomfortable, it is recommended to order it or change it."

At this time, the shopping guide lady on the side looked at the outline of the muscles stretched out by the shirt and suit, swallowed and said.

"Let's talk about this, I can't see that you kid has become so predictable, tsk tsk tsk."

Yukinoshita Yangno seemed to have discovered some novel species, and walked around him twice, sighing loudly.

"Run ten kilometers every day, do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups and 100 squats, you can do it too."

Mr. Kato replied blankly.

"I can't do it, I can't do it, it's really tight."

Yukinoshita Haruno looked around him a few more times, poking some tense places with his hands from time to time, as if he was testing something.Finally, look at the shopping guide:

"Take a loose fit, just that one, and where are the casual clothes, show me later."

"Okay, ma'am."

After Mr. Kato finished changing into a new suit, Yukinoshita Yoshino had already carried two sets of casual clothes in his hand.

"It's a decent set, except that you can wear the baggy fit almost like the skinny fit. Come on, try this."

Yang Lazi nodded, and handed out the clothes in his hand again.

"I said, this doesn't seem to be suitable for your father, does it?"

"Oh, he's an old fashioned man, he can handle this kind of clothes, so feel at ease."

Kato Jue looked at Yukinoshita Yono's face, and felt that this woman was talking nonsense, but her father was his father after all, she was willing to buy her father's clothes, and he was not qualified to make irresponsible remarks as an outsider. A good fitting rack will do.

"It's a pity, it's a pity, can't you tidy up your hair? And these glasses."

After changing a few more, Yukinoshita Yono came over and tried to take off his glasses.

"Ahem, this one is not fun to pick."

Generally speaking, Kato Kato will not take off his glasses easily, just like the West cannot lose Jerusalem.

"It's not a plain mirror, what's wrong?"

Yukinoshita Yoshino said without any scruples, making someone stunned.

"you know?"

"I knew it a long time ago. Come on, let my sister, Kangkang, what have you hidden?"

Yukinoshita Haruno pounced on him and took off Kato Jue's glasses. It was difficult for someone to struggle, he was afraid that he could knock Yukinoshita Haruno out of the window with all his strength, which would be too horrible.

"Come, come, let me see~ see~ eh?"

After taking off someone's glasses, and pulling his hair away with his hands, Yukinoshita Haruno's smiling face suddenly froze.

"Good guy, you'd better put your glasses back on."

After a few seconds, she sighed and put the glasses back on for someone without him having to do it herself. She also straightened his hair back.

"Checkout, checkout, I want this and this and this."

Yukinoshita Yoshino waved proudly at the shopping guide, as if nothing happened just now.

308. Thick crust

"Hey, shopping is really fun."

Yukinoshita Yoshino was sitting in the dessert shop, happily sipping milk tea, while Mr. Kato sat opposite her with a blank expression, the seat next to her was full of bags.

"Oops, I wanted to buy some clothes for you little Kato, but I forgot."

The woman suddenly let out a cry of surprise, then tapped her head and stuck out her tongue, pretending to be cute.

"Thanks, but I don't really need it."

Kato-sensei shook his head.

"Oh, forget it, it's good for you anyway, so let's change it to a present, how about me, sister?"

"Thank you, Imminent."

Jia Tengjue immediately shook his head, definitely not to be fooled by this, this woman is a hundred times smarter than a fox in a certain sense, as long as he nods, he will be beheaded if he turns around.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo little sis."

So Yukinoshita Yoshino immediately began to cry without switching, and her fake glance was more than that of a traffic star.

"In short, the presents are fine. Sister Yang Nai, is there anything else you want to buy? I can still carry it for you, even if you bring it back to Chiba."

"It's unnecessary. I came here by car, so I just throw it in the car when I turn around. Don't you really want to drink something, little Kato? It's so hot?"

"I'm not thirsty now, so forget it."

Kato Jue shook his head again and said.

"Sister, I'm treating you."

"Lemon soda, then."

"Little Kato, you have learned badly too."

"Eldest sister is so kind, I dare not say no."

"Sure enough, you have failed in learning. I really want to see who taught you to be like this."

"Can I say that the distance is far away and the distance is close at hand?"

"Hey? Is it my sister?"

Kato-san nodded silently.

"It's me, sister, then it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, I'm going to get soda water."

Yukinoshita Yang stood up as if nothing had happened and said.

"Tsk."

Seeing the elder sister run away directly, Mr. Kato felt deeply that he was not thick-skinned enough to come out and mess around. His elder sister is definitely a good hand as a diplomat or secretary.

"Here, an extra large glass of lemon soda with lots of ice."

Soon, an oversized cup, or rather a small bucket of soda, was placed in front of Mr. Kato.

"Drink, sister, I'm treating you, let little Kato drink enough! I'll go!"

Yukinoshita Yoshino hadn't finished speaking halfway, when he saw someone picked up the cup and took a gulp, the water level in the cup dropped by half.

"Ha, it feels good, thank you, Sister Yang Nai."

Kato Kato, who drank almost two kilograms of soda water in two gulps, let out a sigh of relief, and gave a thumbs up to this good old lady with satisfaction.

"Uh, you, you don't have any problems with your body, don't you have a headache?"

This dry mouth technique is also a bit amazing, making Yukinoshita Yono become cautious.

"It's okay, I'm fine, I can even have another bucket."

"Forget it, I'm afraid you may have some health problems, so let's do something else."

Yukinoshita Yang Nai waved his hands again and again, decisively shifting his position again.

"Let my sister think about it, what kind of gift should I give you? Does little Kato have anything you want, let me tell you, sister, I can do it too. Oh."

When she said the last sentence, the woman blinked playfully and emphasized every word, but Kato Jue remained unmoved.

"Then give me a book."

He thought for a while and said.

"Literary boy! Little Kato turned into a literary boy! It's too scary, this world should be destroyed."