My Liver Experience in Tokyo

Kishibe Rohan, who turned and left, suddenly stopped and turned around, twisted his waist into a nearly spiral shape, opened his eyelids with one hand, and pointed at Genda Toru with the other hand: "My eye is called the eye of heaven. Oh!

As long as I meet once, even if I just accidentally saw it on TV, I will remember the body and facial features. As long as I meet again next time, I will be able to see through all the disguises and recognize who you are!Recently, your photos have been everywhere on TV and the Internet. I have already written down your physical characteristics. It’s just this level of camouflage. I can tell who you are at a glance. This is the basic skill of a cartoonist! "

"No, no, other cartoonists don't have such basic skills!"

The person who was speaking was a middle-aged elder brother who was also tall, muscular, and with a sharp shaved cut. He smiled and stretched out his hand to Genda Toru: "Dojima Gin, the chef of this restaurant, Genda-kun is planning to come to eat. of it?

I'm sorry, the restaurant is occupied by this guy for the whole afternoon, sorry for the bad hospitality! "

Genda Toru stretched out his hand to shake this brother, felt the countless dense knife marks on his palm and the tiger's mouth, and couldn't help frowning: "Chef Dojima must have good knife skills, right?"

"It's not bad! In fact, I'm good at grilling and boiling dishes, and I'm more confident in seasoning. On the contrary, I'm not very good at knife skills, so I have cut it countless times."

Dojima Gin looked at the dense knife marks on his right hand with a smile, and said self-deprecatingly.

"Okay, as I said before, Genda, please finish this cup of coffee and leave!"

Kishibe Rohan picked up the coffee cup again, put it in front of Genda Toru, and urged him to leave, Genda Toru glanced at him: "Why is Mr. Rohan rushing me to leave? The weather outside is so hot, I think Is it okay to stay in the air-conditioning until two o'clock in the afternoon?"

Turning to look at Dojima Yin: "While waiting, can I ask Chef Dojima to serve a black pepper beef pasta?"

Dojima Gin smiled, turned around and went into the kitchen, only Genda Toru and Kishibe Rohan were left in the dining room: "We agreed to stay until two o'clock in the afternoon, and as soon as two o'clock arrives, please leave immediately. coming soon."

"The guests come as soon as two o'clock? Let me leave! Can you tell me who your guests are?"

"This is a literary salon for light novel writers under Undead Chuan Library and Lei Pi Library. The people who come here should all be light novel writers?"

"It doesn't sound like there's anything I need to avoid! It doesn't matter if I stay, right? After all, I'm more or less a celebrity, so staying in the salon shouldn't embarrass you, right?"

"It's not a matter of losing face or not. You'd better leave! Otherwise, we might fight in a while, and it will be difficult to hurt you."

"Fight? Aren't they light novel writers? Why do they still fight?"

"It's not that they will fight, but I'm going to punch someone later."

Kishibe Rohan showed a sinister smile on his face: "That guy who dares to trample on my proud painting skills! Thirty silver coins! Unforgivable!"

Looking at the fierce-looking Kishibe Rohan, Genda Toru remembered this guy's resume: Kishibe Rohan, manga artist, painter, performance artist, sculptor, fighter, gambler, chef, psychologist, mathematician, traveler Home.

This is a guy who is full of confidence in himself all the time, especially his proud painting skills. Although he wanted to be an illustrator on a whim, he must have been full of anger when he was caught by Genda Toru, right?

All in all, facing the angry Kishibe Rohan, although Genda Toru is confident to punch his dog's head, but he can't do that, because he is now a baseball player and light novel writer Genda Toru, not the past That rogue gangster Genda Toru.

So, Genda Toru straightened his collar, picked up the coffee that Kishibe Rohan pushed over, took a sip, and commented: "It tastes good, very smooth, and the beans are of high quality!"

"That is! This is the world's top coffee beans produced in Yunnan Province, China, Japan, ah no! The world's number one!"

Hang the "Emperor's Tongue" and "Into the Micro", and took another sip: "The roast is also good, it is roasted very thoroughly, and the aroma of the coffee beans is completely brought out."

"The roasting is also the work of the world's number one roasting factory. I only selected [-] kilograms of beans out of [-] kilograms to make this top-notch coffee."

Even with "Emperor's Tongue" and "Subtlety" on it, you can't taste the shortcomings. Genda Toru had no choice but to hang up "Superman Moment": "Open!"

The physical value dropped to 1800 in an instant, and he took another sip of coffee: "It's a pity that the way of grinding and brewing is too bad. When grinding, you used a manual cutting grinder. In this way, the ground coffee powder is fine and smooth. Yes, but the germ of the coffee beans has also been shredded, resulting in the miscellaneous taste of the embryonic heart, which is not perfect."

Kishibe Rohan was dumbfounded and stood there unable to move: "Sorry! At that time, I thought the rejection was a little impatient, so I was lazy. I should use a traditional grinding board to grind."

Chapter 412 Writer's Salon

After taking a last sip of the coffee in the cup, Genda leaned lazily on the back of the sofa: "There is still half an hour before the salon starts, if you grind it now, you should still have time!"

"oh, I understand now!"

Turning around and bowing to Genda Toru, Kishibe Rohan turned around and left, walking in a hurry, terribly anxious, just bumped into Narita Masuichiro and Machida Mariko who came in: "Oh! Northwest old man teacher! You are What are you going to do? Is the salon about to start?"

"That's enough!" Kishibe Rohan said an apology and hurried out again: "I'll be back before the salon starts!"

Narita Masuichiro looked back at the back of him leaving in a hurry, shrugged: "Weird!" As soon as he entered the door, he saw Genda Toru who was eating spaghetti with a fork: "Mr. Thirty silver coins! You are here."

Genda Toru ate the black pepper beef pasta on the plate, and couldn't help nodding slightly. It was so perfect. In front of the "emperor's tongue" and "into the micro" that were brought to the unimaginable extreme by "Superman Moment", this "pyramid black pepper beef" "Spaghetti" actually made Genda Toru unable to find anything wrong with eating it. He took a look at the "cooking" skill experience that had skyrocketed by 3000 points, and couldn't help but smile slightly: "Yes! Editor Narita! And this lady, are you here?"

Machida Mariko smiled and nodded to Genda Toru: "Mr. Thirty Silver Coins! Hello, I am the editor of the Undead River Bunko, Machida Mariko. Nice to meet you!"

Genda Toru quickly ate the last bite of pasta, and nodded to Mariko Machida with a smile: "I am also very glad to meet you, editor Machida, editor Narita often mentioned you to me, saying that you helped him a lot in his work."

When Machida Mariko heard it, her face didn't move at all, but her heart was sweet, her eyes rolled, and she looked charmingly at Narita Masuichiro who was still standing still stupidly.

Seeing that Genda Toru had finished eating the pasta, Narita Masuichiro sat on the sofa opposite him unceremoniously: "Mr. Yinbi, at present, the second volume of "Mother Emperor" is ready to be published tomorrow, August 8st." Yes, what the editorial department means is that they hope to publish the third volume together before December, so that the first article will have a complete end this year, so I want to ask you, you are starting to write the third volume now Yet?"

Genda Toru has finished writing the third volume and now he is even starting to write the fourth volume, but looking at the concerned expression on Narita Masuichiro’s face, Genda Toru suddenly wanted to tease him: “The third volume, I haven’t written it yet! Didn't write it!"

"what…!"

Narita Zenichiro had a dead expression on his face, but he immediately regained his composure: "That's right, with the speed of your hands, Teacher Yinbi, it only takes two or three days to finish writing the third volume, so naturally there is no need to hurry However, since our editorial department needs to review manuscripts, typeset and arrange the publication time, please write the third volume as soon as possible, so that the next publication arrangements can be made earlier.”

"I wrote fast before because I couldn't write at that time, but now I can't write a word!"

Genda Toru pretended to be distressed and tore his hair: "Ah...! I have no inspiration at all! If you can't write it, you can't write it!"

"Ah?!" Narita Masuichiro believed it was true, and looked at Genda Toru in a panic: "What should I do if the text is lost? How long will it take you to write it?"

"I don't know. If the inspiration comes, you can write it in the next second. If the inspiration doesn't come, you may not be able to write a word for several months. It's normal."

Narita Masuichiro looked anxiously at Mariko Machida: "Senior Machida? What should I do?"

Machida Mariko smiled confidently, leaning over to Genda Toru, intentionally or unintentionally revealing his career line: "Mr. Yinbi, if you don't have enough inspiration, would you like me to take you to a nightclub in Roppongi to find inspiration? Many light novel writers like it." Go there for inspiration."

"Machida-senpai, nightclub, is it okay?"

"You! You're still too young! What's the point of going to a nightclub to find inspiration? Remember, as long as writers can write well, he wants you to find girls for them. As an editor, you have to agree! Put him in bed!"

Narita Zenichiro was stunned. Is this the job of editors?Why do you feel weird?So profound, so scary!

"Okay! Let's go! Since Kishibe Rohan is not here, there is no need to stay here, Narita-kun, I want to go to the movies, you can come with me."

Not to mention that Narita Masuichiro and Machida Mariko left, Genda Toru was full and sat on the sofa playing with his mobile phone boredly, the time passed bit by bit, and the door of the restaurant was pushed open again: "Oh ha! !I'm coming!"

Appearing at the door was a gothic loli girl with long blonde hair as bright as the sun, and she was looking inside at the moment: "Is this the place where Kishibe Rohan-sensei holds a writer's salon? Hello, I'm Lei Masaki Yamada, who hacked the library, and "The Fairy Magister of Explosive Flame" whose pen name is Dark Fairy was written by me."

The little head poked in and saw Genda Toru at first glance: "Wow! It's Koshien hero Genda Toru!"

The girl happily ran in, came to Genda Toru, took out an autograph book neatly, and handed it to him: "Please sign it for me! I am your fan! I will watch every game you play of!"

Looking at the girl standing in front of him, with soft golden braids, big watery blue eyes, and a small red face, she looks so cute, Genda Toru couldn't help but smile slightly: "I'm sorry, you misidentified me, I'm not That Toru Genda who plays baseball is just a light novel writer."

"Light novel writer?" Yamada Masaki was a little confused, and immediately realized: "Oh! Yes! Today is a light novel writer's salon gathering! So which writer are you? What is your pen name? Your light novel has been published ?"

"Well! Of course it's published, otherwise I wouldn't be invited here, right? As for me, my pseudonym, thirty silver coins! "The Empress" was written by me."

"You are thirty silver coins?! Liar! How is it possible!"

A small exclamation came from the door. At the door of the restaurant, a cute girl in a pink kimono and with short hair was standing there, covering her mouth with her small hand, looking at Toru Genda in disbelief: "I thought thirty silver coins The teacher is a mature uncle of 30+! I didn’t expect to be a high school student who is about my age?! And he is the Koshien hero Genda Toru?!”

The girl came in, and stood there pretty, "Hello, Teacher Thirty Silver Coins, I'm Onishi Hanaori, affiliated with the Undead Chuan Library, and my pen name is Qianshou Village Zheng. Nice to meet you."

She said it was nice to meet you, but the girl's expression was extremely indifferent, as if Genda Toru was just a liar, a deceitful person.

Chapter 413 Starting from the Salon

When other people came, Genda Toru could no longer occupy the entire sofa by himself as arrogantly as before. He honestly retracted his legs and sat down in a proper manner. The two beautiful girls who came in were not polite. Sit down, the difference is that Yamada Masaki sat next to Genda Toru, and Ohnishi Hanaori, whose pseudonym is Senju Muramasa, sat in front of him, holding his small face and looking at him angrily: "Aren't you three?" Teacher ten silver coins, you are a liar!" Genda Toru looked at her inexplicably, this cute girl has something wrong with her brain, right?What does it matter to you if I am thirty silver pieces? "So what if you are, so what if you are not?" "If you are the teacher of thirty silver coins, show me the evidence! If you are not, this is the light novel writer salon. You are not a writer, please leave!" Daxi Huazhi was full of anger He glared at Genda Toru with a bulging face, and asked for evidence as soon as he opened his mouth, and if he didn't give evidence, he would be driven away, which made Genda Toru feel a little puzzled. After finally solving Kishibe Rohan, why did another sign of Senshou Village appear: " Can I ask why I want to prove to you that I am thirty silver coins?" "Because I admire Teacher Thirty Silver Coins very much! It is unbelievable that he has written such a wonderful story! His imagination is too rich , and his thoughts are very mature and connotative, which made me realize that light novels can still be written like this, so I admire him very much.” Speaking of this, Hanaori Onishi blushed slightly, because she remembered that when she was at home, she forgot to eat and sleep Looking at "Emperor Mother" and excitedly preparing to confess to him when he learned that "Thirty Silver Coins" would participate in the salon. "Hmm~! I can tell you that I am going to write a total of seven articles for "The Empress", with a total of 1000 million words, and the names of these seven articles can prove that I am thirty silver coins?" I know it all! I can’t!” “Then, can I tell you that the way I imagined in a middle and advanced civilization is okay?” “No! Anyway, you just talk nonsense, how do I know if you’re lying to me?” “Then I What can I do to prove that I am thirty silver coins?" "Unless you can produce the original manuscript of the third volume!" Kaori Onishi's big eyes gleamed with a sly light, this is her purpose, no matter who this person is It's not the teacher himself for thirty silver coins, as long as he can produce the original manuscript of the third volume of the legendary "Emperor Mother".What an annoying editor, what kind of manuscript confidentiality system is going on, and it will be released after research and discussion to set a time, although she has obtained the trial print of the second volume of "Mother Emperor" in advance through her own editing at the Undead River Library, which is already better than Ordinary readers saw the second volume almost a week earlier, but she was not happy at all, because she knew that the third volume was also finished, and it was in the editorial department of the Undead River Library, but the original manuscript said before it was officially published. Leakage is strictly prohibited, so Kaori Onishi has no way to see the third volume in advance.Genda-kun frowned: "I really don't have the original manuscript for the third volume." "That's right! The fakes should disappear quickly!" "Because I'm writing the fourth volume now, which is the second "Homecoming" "The first part of the chapter!" "Volume 30?!" Senshou Cunzheng's eyes were filled with stars: "I want to see it!" Genda Toru took out his mobile phone, opened it, and found the fourth volume of "The Queen Mother". The first [-] characters of the volume were originally intended to be sent to Masuichiro Narita together today, but he didn’t know how to read a joke, and he actually wrote a sentence before he wrote it, so I had to go back and send it to him at night. "I can show it to you, but I can only use my mobile phone to read it. Now the original manuscript cannot be leaked to others." "Don't worry! Don't worry! I understand the rules!" Senshou Murakami agreed wholeheartedly, and couldn't wait to read it with his phone When she got up, Yamada Masaki also sat beside her calmly, staring at the phone screen with widened blue eyes, the two girls were reading novels quietly, and Genda Toru was able to lazily lie on the sofa again. After lying down for a while, the door of the restaurant opened again: "Oh ha! I'm late! It's all because of that idiot Rintaro!" Another beautiful girl with blond hair came in, she seemed to be a junior high school student.The crippled figure makes people unbearable to read, this is even flatter than a man!Genda Toru felt that his European style was a bit older than her, not to mention the two beautiful girls of C size beside him. "Is this the light novel writer's salon held by Kishibe Rohan-sensei? Why are there so few people?" Mr. Rohan is not here either." Since Kishibe Rohan was the one who managed to get Kishibe Rohan to leave, Genda Toru could only assume the responsibility of the host and greet the guests who came to the salon. "My name is Miri Sawamura, and my pen name is Miri Kashiwagi. I'm an illustrator! I belong to the Undead River Bunko and I should be a person in the light novel circle, right? Brothers and sisters, who are you all? What is your pen name?" Masaki Yamada was about to ask Answered, but was interrupted by Genda Tetsu stretching out his hand: "I'll introduce you later, we seem to have guests again." "Boom!" The restaurant door was kicked open, and a panting Izumi Masamune ran in with Holding a black-haired beautiful girl who also looked petite and cute: "Since you want to see him in person, why don't you dare to come in?" As soon as you entered the door, the beautiful girl who put down her arms bowed: "I'm sorry! Let's eat Here! Let me introduce myself, I am Masamune Izumi, and my pen name is also Masamune Izumi, and this is my sister Saori Izumi, and my pen name is Eromanga!" "Oh! Welcome, welcome!" Others also stood up to express their welcome: "I'm Masaki Yamada, my pen name is Dark Fairy/I'm Onishi Hanaori, my pen name is Senju Muramasa!" Genda Toru also stood up and bowed slightly: "Let me introduce myself, Genda Toru, and my pen name is Thirty Silver Coins." "You Is it Teacher Thirty Silver Coins?!" Izumi Saori's eyes sparkled: "Although I heard that idiot Masamune said you were young and handsome, but I didn't expect you to be so handsome!" Abandoning his brother, he quickly ran to Yuantian In front of Toru: "Are you really the teacher of thirty silver coins? Reading your novel, I thought you were an Ojisan over [-] years old!" Genda Toru smiled awkwardly: "Maybe it's because I am relatively young and mature? "Hmph! Little boy, you know how to deceive girls like it!" The one who spoke in a low voice was Miri Sawamura who had just arrived, and she looked at Genda Toru indignantly: "This guy is the thirty silver coins that are dragged to death? And , So handsome, much handsomer than that guy Rintaro, and he looks like that guy." Miri Sawamura remembered the original painting of a character he was drawing, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that Toru Genda resembled that character: "Wait a minute ? Could it be that he was the prototype of the character brought by Rintaro?"

Chapter 414

Just like people who draw the human body have a good impression of the model, Miri Sawamura also has a good impression of Genda Toru, who is the prototype of the characters in his works. Of course, this affection is still relatively hazy, and it belongs to the kind of people who want to know more about the "character setting". That kind of thirst for knowledge, of course, is already very dangerous. After all, the relationship between men and women often develops from such a little bit of ambiguous goodwill. To put it bluntly, if Genda Toru has the heart, just notice that Ze Murami looked at him with the wrong eyes, as long as he went up to hold hands, hugged and kissed three times in a row, it would not be unusual to be able to hit a home run tonight, of course Genda Toru didn't care about this, he was answering Hanao Onishi's question: "Nene, Yinbi-san, what's going on with this so-called warp drive?"

"The warp drive is a special engine made using the characteristic that gravity can bend space. Because the space is bent, it can move beyond the speed of light!"

It's really unimaginable that the 90s is almost a new century, and there are still high school students who don't know how the warp drive works, and they are also a bunch of light novel writers!

Looking at the faces of the boys and girls around him who have discovered the New World.

"Then what happened to the ultra-cracking and ultra-constructing technologies that you specifically pointed out in the novel?"

"Well, do you know what the future war mode will look like?"

"Giant robot battle?"

"Super Soldier!"

"I think it's a battle of big ships and giant guns in outer space!"

Genda Toru smiled and shook his head: "My answer is, all of them, and none of them. In future wars, it is very likely that there will be no competition for productivity. In future wars, the human body may completely withdraw from the stage!"

"Humans withdraw from the arena of war?"

"It is the human body, replaced by mechanical warriors with sophisticated design and various functions, overwhelming small drones, and huge starships covering the sky to bombard the planet in full coverage."

"What about humans!"

"The incompetent remote-controlled mechanical warriors charge and fight, and the talented ones act as the command center to control the drone swarms to conduct collective battles. What determines the trend of the war is the huge starship above the head and the productivity level of the forces behind it. In short In short, the future war is a material competition, and the scene of turning the tide of battle with blood and resourcefulness may never appear in the future."

"Then, the so-called super-cracking and super-structuring?"

Genda Toru raised the coffee spoon in his hand and brought another sweet orange: "Have you all eaten oranges?"

Everyone nodded in unison, and Genda smiled: "Suppose this sweet orange is a star in the sky, the skin is the crust of the star, there is boiling lava in the crust, and the sweet orange juice inside the orange, then, suppose this spoon is A mining starship."

Picking up the spoon, unceremoniously put the bucket into the peel of the sweet orange, and use ingenuity to stir it inside: "It's like a starship piercing a mining port into the planet's crust."

After stirring, he picked up the orange and squeezed it into the glass: "In this way, a glass of sweet fresh orange juice is squeezed out, but this shriveled orange is useless."

Throwing away the shriveled oranges, everyone's hearts seemed to be thrown away: "Then, what about the mined stars?"

Pointing to the shriveled orange: "So, in the starry sky, there are only countless dead planets without any hope left, just like oranges without juice, quietly floating in space, until one day they are crushed by their own weight. Collapsing into stardust in space"

"Ah~! So pitiful!"

"Then, what happens to the sucked magma?"

"Those ones?"

Genda smiled, picked up the glass of orange juice, took a sip, and moistened his lips: "Didn't you just say that? Mechanical soldiers, drones, starships, and all kinds of weapons used in war."

"Oh...!" The boys and girls looked fascinated, imagining the magnificent scenes, and finally, Daxi Huazhi was the first to react: "But! But what if there are other lives on those planets? ? If they sucked up their planet, wouldn’t the life on the planet also come to an end?”

Genda Toru looked at Onishi Huaori with the eyes of a child: "God destroys you, what does it have to do with you? It's like God sent a great flood, and the meteorite shattered the Pangu continent. For low-level civilizations, high-level civilizations It is a god-like existence, and its destruction and redemption have nothing to do with you."

"It's so cruel!" Kaori Onishi covered her small mouth, as if someone on the verge of death grabbed a life-saving straw and said, "What about the Carbon-based Federation and the Silicon-based Federation? They will protect low-level civilizations, so they should be very kind exist?"

There was a cruel smile on Genda Toru's face: "Children will toss ants out of curiosity, but adults will not, but this does not prevent them from bulldozing the land where ants live and building golf courses. It is not kindness, but just It's not necessary, and choosing to stop it is just to educate the bear children."

"So cruel! So scary! But, so handsome!"

The cruelty and coldness of the cosmic war shocked these boys and girls who were full of friendship, passion, love, and victory. But apart from the fear of the world that Genda Toru said, he also felt that he could tell such complicated things in detail. Toru Genda is really handsome!Kakuyi!

Izumi Masamune coughed reluctantly, and asked his own question: Then, Teacher Yinbi, what do you think the war between the ninth-level civilizations will be like? "

Izumi Masamune, who thought he asked Genda Toru, looked at him with a smile, waiting for his answer: "It's just that the weapons are more advanced and the scale is bigger?"

"No? Of course not! Let me ask you, what would happen to the universe if 1+1=3?"

"This is impossible!"

"No, it's possible. If the speed of sound is faster than light, if there is an extra atom in the molecular chain of carbon, what will happen to the universe?"

Masamune Izumi's face changed drastically. He knew a little about physics: "Then, then this universe shouldn't exist!"

"So, the war between the ninth-level civilizations should be similar to ordinary high-level civilizations, but the type should belong to proxy wars."

"A proxy war?"

"The two ninth-level civilizations don't show up, and everything is controlled at a level that won't destroy the universe. After all, it doesn't matter if galaxies and rivers are broken, just like the grass in the yard has been pulled out, it doesn't matter at all. , As for the methods of proxy warfare, there are probably the following types.”

Obviously, Toru Genda was doing a lot of killing, no one was talking in the salon, everyone was watching him talking with their mouths wide open.

It has to be said that Japanese teenagers have very shallow knowledge of war. They are still in the era of the final decisive weapon, the invincible battleship Yamato. Even light novel writers don’t know much more than ordinary people, let alone Speaking of specific tactics and strategies, there are also profound knowledge of various political struggles, geopolitics, and peer-to-peer threats. Packed a big batch in the salon.

Genda Toru's dissemination of war knowledge continued until Kishibe Rohan stumbled into the door with two bottles in his pocket, smelling like coffee.

Chapter 415 The Rondo of the Sun and the Moon

After finally returning to the salon with two bottles of coffee powder, Kishibe Rohan bowed deeply as soon as he entered the door: "I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm late! Okay! I'm back now! Now, I Announce the official start of the salon!"