Reincarnated wives please stop pestering me

"Well, let's talk about it, then how did you come back? Did the monsters think you were not tasty, or were they afraid that you would eat too much and make them poor?"

The little girl shook her head vigorously, allowing the two long braids to swing more.

This is a technique taught by a rich girl before she left.

The harder you shake your braids and the more aggrieved your expression, the more the man loves you.

But in the boy's eyes, this girl is like a girl at this moment. ... an electric fan for drafting.

Sympathy? Nonexistent.

"Because that is a kind female monster!"

"Oh, why did the kind female monster take you away? Since she is kind, she should ignore you, because brainless children are neither delicious nor pitiful."

The boy's words were very cold.

The girl looked hesitantly at the boy whose expression and tone remained unchanged.

"Brother Xia Chen, I said it's because I'm so cute, so she always invites me to eat seafood, do you believe me?"

"I believe it. I also believe you said that you ate all the female monsters because you were too hungry."

Xia Chen smiled, looking at the girl in front of her who was becoming more and more proficient in lying, and even made up a story for herself.

Good guy, you dare to make up Journey to the West without any supernatural powers?

"Brother Xia Chen... I really didn't... on purpose."

"Oh? It wasn't intentional, so that female monster dragged you there? Or, your legs are actually prosthetics, out of your control, and you followed them?"

Liu Yan tried her best to use her imagination.

"I think... this is a beautiful encounter..."

"Xianhao, um, can you write these two characters? If you write it, I will believe it."

Xia Chen took the pen and paper and placed it in front of Liu Yan.

Liu Yan held the pen, wanting to stimulate her infinite possibilities at this time. After all, brother Xia Chen always said that other people's heads may be worth tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands.

His head is worth [-] million! (Because unused).

But Liu Yan found out sadly that the potential does not obey her orders, the words she has heard, and the words she has not remembered.

In the end, Liu Yan wrote down two bottom lines.

Then he pushed back the pen and paper, bravely puffed up his chest, and raised his guilty head.

"You have to believe it!"

"I laughed."

Xia Chen crumpled the paper into a ball and threw it lightly into the trash can.

Looking at this ball of paper is like watching my own hopes dashed.

Liu Yan resorted to the last trick.

"boom!"

The little girl rushed over and hugged Xia Chen's thigh, snot and tears.

"I was wrong!! Rouge was really wrong!! Brother Xia Chen, forgive me! I will never go out to eat with others again!! No matter how beautiful the female monster is, I won't go!!!"

Xia Chen pushed Liu Yan away with a little disgust.

I don't know where I learned to cry, make trouble and hang myself.

In fact, you don't need to think about it. It must be Lin Cheng's bad idea. After all, that woman never uses it herself, but she likes to teach this kind of children. It's unreasonable.

"Shut up shut up. Put away your fake crying."

"I don't! I don't, I don't! I don't!! Awww! I was wrong, brother Xia Chen didn't forgive Yan Yan, Yan Yan kept crying!!"

"Then you continue to cry, cry for one more second, and you will lose one dish in the future."

"Aw...uh huh!"

Isn't this the sound of turning off the faucet?Why is there no sound all of a sudden?

Xia Chen looked at the girl whose eyes were watery, but her tears stopped instantly, and looked at herself pitifully with her thin lips.

"Okay, now tell me, who is that female monster?"

Liu Yan- said while sniffling.

"I don't know, that's right...the owner of the newly built courtyard opposite!"

Xia Chen thought about it and probably knew what was going on.

It seems that the other party has not shown up, this is to give myself a big scare.

After such doubts are resolved.

Xia Chen continued to start Liu Yan's trial.

"I know that. Well, now I'm going to test you with a question."

Liu Yan cheered up instantly.

Exam questions?I know it best!In class, I didn't miss the questions asked by the teacher!

"Please come up with a question!"

"Have courage! Here comes the problem, find out for me the longest text in your Chinese textbook."

"No problem! Just a moment, please!"

Liu Yan bouncingly took out Chinese documents from the [-] schoolbag that Lin Cheng gave her.

Then turn the page at a very fast speed.

Until I turned to a text where you can tell how long it is by looking at the dense number of words.

The girl looked at Xia Chen excitedly.

"Sir, the mission has been successfully completed!"

"Very well, soldier, please complete the last step of this mission."

"Say sir!"

"Copy it ten times."

"Okay... huh?!"

Looking at Liu Yan's pale face in an instant.

Xia Chen looked at her with a smile.

"Ten times is too little?"

Liu Yan's lips began to tremble, trembling.

"Brother Xia, Xia Chen... will die..."

"Don't worry, I'm here, you will definitely not die."

"Ten times... ten times is too much... I'm afraid I won't be able to visit your grave in time."

Xia Chen smiled even more intensely.

"You don't need to worry about this. Don't say that I'm going to the grave. Even if you are going to the grave, you will be covered with catheters and drips, and you can't speak. You can only eat liquid food. I will wait patiently

Then you finish copying these ten times. "

Xia Chen got up and threw a thick notebook in front of the girl.

Then he smiled and put the pen on it.

"Let's start now. If you run out of ink, tell me, that's enough. But I will read the words one by one. If a word is unclear, rewrite it. If there is a word missing, rewrite it. If the punctuation mark is not written, rewrite it.

Write.Understand? "

Liu Yan suddenly rolled her eyes.

Then trembled.

It seems like my saliva is about to flow out.

Xia Chen sat firmly on the Diaoyutai, not afraid at all.

Watching the girls perform to their heart's content.

Liu Yan - said tremblingly while trembling.

"I....so...like...stupid...stupid...provoke...I...don't...recognize....literate...you...you...see you again...see you... No...to...but...love...rouge...rouge..."

Xia Chen said with a smile.

"Keep shaking, it's okay, you are no longer demented, and you don't know how to read. I will teach you over and over again until you learn it, and then finish copying these ten times."

It was as if Xia Chen himself could imagine such a perfect picture.

I couldn't help but be overjoyed.

She also imitated Liu Yan and said trembling all over.

"And...and...you...you...you...you...eat...not...to...well...eat....rice....vegetables...slightly..."

Liu Yan cried from night to dawn.

Xia Chen also kept smiling until dawn, sitting here without moving her butt.

The girl sobbed while copying.

Said angrily.

"I want to call the police, you are abusing children... woo woo woo...!"

PS: I laughed to death when I wrote this chapter. I don’t know why, but I wrote it while laughing.

Don't pretend to be 100! ───____

"Brother Xia Chen... Actually, that female monster is pretty good..."

I don't know if it's because copying the text is really tiring, even though I feel that Xia Chen is disgusting and unreasonable now, Liu Yan still can't help talking to Xia Chen.

But the words came out of his mouth.

Xia Chen looked at Liu Yan calmly.

"Is ten times too little?"

"Of course not! Brother Xia Chen, I am seeking truth from facts!"

"You can still seek truth from facts, so tell me, what's wrong with that female monster you mentioned?"

Liu Yan thought about it.

"First of all, she's beautiful!"

Liu Yan first expressed the most superficial impression.

Xia Chen nodded.

"Better than you are considered beautiful."

"Yep?"

"go on."

"Also... she is very rich! Brother Xia Chen, she said she is your friend, here comes the question, brother Xia Chen, why are all your friends so rich, and our family is concerned about the daily electricity bill?