What to wear if you don't accept girls

The divinity dissipated from his body, Yang Jie became a mortal again, and returned home to continue to live his small life with his wife and daughter.

Yet the end of the world is at hand.

Time passed by bit by bit, until the world stopped working 17 years later.

It's like a clock that has lost its battery.

Only one consciousness remained awake, and that was Yang Jie.

In this still world, he looked at Yakumo Misakami who had grown up, and Yuuki Asuna and Misaka Mikoto who had become sisters.Konan who is getting older, Yakumo Zi who is hibernating in her hibernation, Yakumo Lan who is looking for trouble because of hair loss, and Hakurei Reimu who is drinking inferior tea and enjoying the sunset...

After tidying up the Kazami Yuka in her flower field, Eucliwood Hellsides continues to be busy with the work of saving the undead...

Orochimaru who is studying how to escape from the prison...

Remilia crouching with her head in her arms, Flandre bullying her sister...

The big tengu who pressed the shutter...

Thinking about how to defeat Yosuke's Fairy Queen Cirno...

I don't know how long it took, Yang Jie closed his eyes unwillingly, and when he woke up, he returned to the real world, but he was no longer him, but a bunch of ubiquitous things scattered in the air. A set of data, he is not surprised by this result, because he already knows the ending.

Calmly watching the other self put on the game helmet and enter the so-called game world just like in memory.

And he followed in.

Watching from the sidelines, another self traveled to the world of One Piece as in memory, joined the navy in order to survive, met Smoker, met Dashiqi, met Luffy and his group, and was captured by Hai Longhai. The miscellaneous soldiers in the bandit group were killed, and then came to the mysterious space, and he played the role of the mysterious man leading another self.

The originally unwavering heart fluctuated because of being molested by another self...

I feel so childish in the past.

Want to laugh but can't laugh.

I couldn't help but uttered a passage that I was extremely familiar with, "It's meaningless, everything is meaningless."

At the same time, I also realized my weakness.

Knowing that everything is meaningless, it is just a reincarnation, and although the other self is also himself, it does not mean that he is really himself, but he still does not want to destroy everything.

Everything he saw was a memory, and there were too many things in his past memories that he couldn't let go of. Even just watching him couldn't muster up the courage to break this reincarnation that lasted for an unknown amount of time. Watching like this The other self is getting closer to the end point, once again falling into the vortex of reincarnation, and creating that world again.

Yang Jie also ushered in the final return.

As Yang Jie exited the game for the first time in reality, he also came to a huge ball of light, where is the god of this world.

Or rather——

Supercomputer Tamron.

After becoming a so-called god, he came into contact with the supercomputer Tenglong, and learned the truth. Now he is just the main body playing the game with a force field of consciousness, attached to the game program ai, and was born from the perspective of a mysterious person. All that I have experienced in the past is actually my fusion of game AI and timely archive copywriting.

Yosuke smiled wryly——

Body, or procedural consciousness?He moved under the ball of light and merged into it, but he couldn't do anything if he wanted to resist.

He could only watch helplessly before he was swallowed by the ball of light, did he hear, or rather see, feel?I was programmed into a certain program, and I was written into something.

Name: Yosuke

Identity: The legendary descendant of the brave.

The npc data is successfully written, and the ai is loading——

When the consciousness regained again, Yang Jie only remembered that he was an ordinary person living in the 21st century who had inexplicably crossed into another world.

As a time traveler, Yang Jie said that the other world is really not easy to mix, it is not beautiful at all, he really wants to go home, if there is no such thing as a beast-eared loli in this world, he would have tried to commit suicide and go home, life in another world Why is it too painful for him who doesn't have a strong golden finger!For example, what he is experiencing now is the daily life of a mercenary from another world——

Well, this time he went out to hunt a monster, and he was torn off by a monster.

Waiting in line at the temple to receive healing from the priest.

"Ah - my leg is broken - please let me get treated first -"

Yang Jie hugged his thigh and wailed in pain. Although the wound had been treated and stopped bleeding, the pain did not ease at all. As the lowest-level mercenary, he could only use cheap herbs to treat the injury.

Those medicinal materials that can relieve pain are not something he can enjoy.

At this moment, the person in front of Yang Jie turned around and complained to Yang Jie, "Isn't it just a broken leg? What the hell is that? Didn't you see that my large intestine bleeds all over the floor! ? Look at me barking like you! Whoops—be careful in front, you stepped on my large intestine, it broke, it broke, if you step on it again, it will break—”

Yang Jie wanted to say something to save his dignity, otherwise outsiders would think that he dared not speak because he was afraid of the other party.

However, after comparing the difference in muscle between the two, Yang Jie felt that he should respect other people's right to speak.

nagging time at the end

Ok?Counting the banned gentleman, this is the second time to write the final testimonial, right? !

In fact, according to the plan, I originally planned to write this side together with "Life in a different world from a custom shop", and then throw out the idea of ​​"custom shop"?

Or, the main line.

Then you will be very surprised!

hohoho.

The fact that the two protagonists have the same name is not a coincidence or laziness, but a foreshadowing for this.

however--

The custom store is ahead of the eunuch, huh huh,

That's right.

The custom store is about Yang Jie becoming an npc in a certain game, but this npc is a bit strange, hahaha, he is a pervert!Surprised or not, is it unexpected? ? ?

In fact, I don't really want to end it in such a sloppy way, but I just don't want to drag it on, it's been long enough.

Continue to procrastinate, stick to it and there are two big recommendations.

A discount, a bookshelf.

From the point of view of profit, we should stick to it until then, and squeeze out the last bit of interest in this book.

forget it--

Well, let’s add another episode to make up 100 million words.

What should I write in [-] characters?

Write something that is not allowed to be published on the website?

Uh, forget it, let's cherish your account.

Sure enough, I'd better try to write a side story about Yangsuke's transformation, well, let's use magical girls as the subject matter!etc!It seems good to write a big guy in women's clothing——

It's not interesting, and I didn't make complaints about it.

What's the point of saying so much.

Fanwai is likely to be another beginning, or it may be a small theater, it doesn’t matter whether you watch it or not——

Anyway, only a hundred readers are still following this book.

(The main text is over, and the following is a side story.)

〇〇Magical Girl Nanoha, Illya

Chapter 1 God is a ladyboy

Boy, you suffocated to death by inhaling the aroma of an overdose of God's stockings.

God has given you two options.

Choose!

Whether to obtain a plug-in to travel to another world, or transform into a girl and travel to a world with tentacle monsters.

"What are you? No! Are you stupid, you need to choose this kind of question?"

[Is it to get a plug-in to travel to another world, right? 】

"Bah! Vulgarity!

What do you do when you travel to another world with a plug-in?You don't even have a wiff, did you use to be a livestock (breed) animal (horse)? !What's more terrible is that if you let me travel through time, wouldn't you have seen all the process of being a livestock (breed) (horse) in a different world-transformed into a girl to a world where tentacle monsters exist?Are you stupid, or am I stupid? !

As soon as he heard this choice, he knew that in the past, he would definitely be beep-beep-filled with various postures.

So my choice is -

I reject!I want to reincarnate normally. "

【Your wish has been fulfilled. 】

As the sound fell, he felt that his body was wrapped in a very warm and comfortable water. In this warm water, his spirit was unprecedentedly relaxed and he felt an unprecedented sense of security.

In such a comfortable environment, he couldn't think at all.

It didn't know how long it took him to wake up again. This time his brain was much clearer than before, and he could even roughly see the outside situation.

——This is probably the mother’s womb, right?

accident.

He thought that the so-called God would not let him go so easily, but he never expected that God would be so easy to speak, which really made him reincarnated directly.

but!

After all, God actually wears stockings——

That night when he was masturbating at home, he suddenly felt a burst of dazzling light that almost blinded his eyes. After waking up from the temporary blindness, he found that there was an extra silk stocking on his computer desk, which was still the kind with residual body temperature. Unable to control myself, I picked it up and sniffed it. After all, it is common sense to pick up and sniff unfamiliar stockings!

There is a faint fragrance in the smell of wine.

Good taste.

This was the last memory he had during his lifetime. After that, he came to a strange space and met a strange creature before he realized that the silk stocking belonged to God.

Originally, the strange creature was sorry for being smoked to death by God's stockings, so he wanted him to stay in the heaven as an angel, but!He said something quickly, "Sao Kar... so God is a transvestite!? That's amazing." After that, the strange creature gave him the previous choice.

Although God is a femme fatale, the belly of God is really not black!

In the womb, he thought so.

It might be because of the baby, and soon he fell into a deep sleep again. When he woke up once, before he could figure out what happened, he was trapped in a dark space where nothing existed.

Uh--

--what happened? !

Darkness, only darkness, and only darkness.

This seems to be a world where there is nothing, nothing exists, and even his own real existence is questionable.

Fear--

He who had never been half-afraid when facing God had only fear left in his heart at this moment.

Although he couldn't figure out what happened, but one thing he understood was that he must have questioned God as a womanizer, so God punished him.

At this moment he woke up.

Even if God wears women's clothes, it can't be called women's clothes, it should be called women's clothes!

however!

No matter how much he struggled, there was no change in the surroundings. There was only the darkness, which seemed endless. He knew that no matter how hard he struggled, he could not get rid of this situation. He kept repenting to God in his heart, "God is not a womanizer. It's a dressmaker—God is a dressmaker—"

Perhaps after hearing his humble confession, the endless darkness finally ushered in a glimmer of light.

He never thought it was bright

—so bright, such a beautiful thing.

Longing to bask in the sun—