What to wear if you don't accept girls

Text adventure games have become the tears of the times in this world, but Yang Jie knows that there is still a certain market. There are many virtual online games, but there is also a drawback. After entering the game, I will fall asleep, and most people have to work, so there is As a result, it is impossible to enter the game at any time, which also leads to a certain market for mobile games.

As long as the performance of this game is good at that time, I can make the card game fgo (holy grail war mobile game) in succession.

At that time, it should not be a big problem to use fgo to earn more than one hundred and dozens of flats.

Now all that remains is how to lure Yuuki Asuna and Misaka Mikoto over to live here—well, this problem can only be solved by sacrificing some color, perfect!

"Dad, you smile so lewdly—"

Yakumo Mikami's sudden voice shattered Yosuke's fantasy.

After countless times of scaring, Yangsuke gradually got used to Yakumo Mikami being as elusive as Yakumo Zi, of course not only in terms of elusiveness, but in other respects Yakumo Mikami is also more and more similar to Yakumo Zi, if not With different hair color and body shape, Yakumo Misami is simply a copy of Yakumo Zi.

Just kidding, how could I tell my daughter what I was thinking just now.

"It's nothing."

After categorically denying it, he changed the subject and said: "How many times have I said it, don't always be so elusive, what if I was taking a shower just now!"

"It's okay, I don't care."

"It doesn't matter whether you care or not, the important thing is that I care a lot!"

"If not..."

"Stop!"

Once when Yangsuke was taking a bath, Yakumo Misami suddenly teleported over, and he was really taken aback at the time, if it wasn't for his quick hands and quick eyes, he quickly put away Misaka Mikoto's underwear at home and pretended to be washing while taking a bath Underpants, otherwise, wouldn't his reputation as a father be ruined!And that time I was almost scared...

uh, nothing.

57. To be alive is probably to know what ice cream tastes like.

"Don't worry! Dad, I will keep the fact that you are a pervert a secret for you."

——It hurts my heart!

Even if it's the truth, don't tell it——

Putting down the mouse, Yangsuke lay on the ground, looking at the figure of Yakumo Misami who was between the virtual and the real, and suddenly noticed something that he had neglected. It was not too much to be able to communicate normally with Yakumo Misami all the time. Care, now I suddenly remembered that Yakumo Misami can't have contact with anyone except himself, not even any objects.

Just by imagining the life of Yakumo Misami, Yang Jie felt that he was too irresponsible as a father.

Suddenly staring at Yangsuke like this, Yakumo Misami felt a little surprised and asked.

"What's wrong? Dad finally couldn't bear the beastly behavior..."

"Don't talk nonsense, even I can't do that kind of thing, I'm just thinking about how to make you come alive."

"survived????"

Yakumo Misami looked puzzled.

"You can't touch anything now, you exist in this world like the rules of the world, and you are free from the world, no matter how you think about it, you are not alive, right?"

"Really? Maybe it's been like this since birth and has no feeling at all?"

After a pause, Yakumo Misami asked curiously: "What is it like to be alive when Dad said it?!"

"Um……"

Yang Jie was a little stumped. After thinking for a while, he felt that his IQ was not suitable for thinking about such a complicated problem. Although he was a little uncertain, he still gave his own answer, "Alive, how should I say it? Make it more complicated Say I don’t understand, but I want to live to at least know what ice cream tastes like and what it feels like to play games, probably that’s what it feels like.”

"Ice cream?? What's that? It sounds interesting."

"Well, ice cream is a kind of food. You can taste it slowly after you have your own body."

"What shall we do then?"

"Let me think about..."

Yakumo Misami exists in the world and does not exist in the world. It is not so much a life system as it is a rule to maintain the operation of the world. It is because of her existence that those who were originally in Gensokyo The big monster has restored normalcy to the messy world, which is why she often leaves for a period of time on weekdays.

Now the world is still inseparable from her. As long as the order of the world becomes chaotic, she must restore the chaotic order to normal.

——It is related to the order of the world, and the power of the giant dragon is not enough now.

Therefore, I can only use the power of my Shinto physical body——

If it’s not necessary, Yang Jie doesn’t want to use the power of Shinto’s physical body, not only that, he doesn’t even want to use any power, every time he uses power, he will accelerate the speed of his becoming stronger, and once the power reaches a certain level, he will transcend the dimension again At that time, he will become what Yakumo Misami looks like now.

It exists in the world, but it is detached from everything in the world, and it will no longer have any connection with anything.

Let Yakumo Misami have a physical body, it was Yosuke's temporary idea, and it's not a temporary idea. No matter what, he will find a way to let Yakumo Misami have a physical body, and let Yakumo Misami escape with the residents of this world at the last moment Although this world is not his own, he still does not want Yakumo Misami to be buried with him in this world. It is enough for him alone to be destroyed with this world.

"There is a way, you come with me—"

After Yangsuke finished speaking, he broke through the space and entered the mountain without waiting for Yakumo Misami to reply.

Yakumo Misami followed closely behind, looking at everything around him curiously. Although he is the god of this world, in charge of the world order, he can go to every corner of the world, but here she cannot enter, and Yosuke remains in the world The physical body did not attract Yakumo Misami's attention, but those easily overlooked tombstones attracted her attention.

"In those tombstones of Dad..."

"The ones buried there are all my wives, and all but three of them are here."

"Why not resurrect them together?"

Looking at the dozens of tombstones, Yakumo Misami was a little puzzled. With Yosuke's power, it would not be difficult to make a person live forever, let alone resurrect a person.

"It's their choice."

"Oh."

Yangsuke led Yakumo Misami around the huge body of the dragon and walked to the body of Shinto. The eyes of the lifeless body of Shinto had been closed tightly, and a small gap suddenly opened in the eyes. It is hard to notice if you don't look carefully. , Those eyes seen through the tiny gap are not eyes in the traditional sense, but a piece of nothingness, just like the vast universe.

Shinto's physical body raised his finger to Yakumo Mikami, and a tiny spot of light merged into Yakumo Mikami's body.

Although there seems to be no change on the surface, Yosuke feels that Yakumo Misami is changing from rules to souls. At the same time, a new rule is formed to fill the loopholes in the order. In the future, there will be no Yakumo Misami to maintain the world. If there is any problem, Yakumo Misami's changes stopped after an unknown amount of time——

At this time, Yakumo Misami is no longer a god, but a soul that holds the power of a god.

"finished?"

"Well, now you can find a pregnant woman to reincarnate, otherwise your soul will be eroded by the power of God again and return to order."

Yakumo Misami looked around in surprise.

"It turns out that the world looks like this in your eyes... I always thought that the world in your eyes is also made up of points and lines. Well, the world in your eyes is so colorful."

"When you have a body, you will feel more, such as the smell of flowers, the taste of ice cream..."

What Yosuke said is something that ordinary people are accustomed to, but it is full of novelty to Yakumo Misami, "Then what are you waiting for? I can't wait now, Dad, let the old witch Let's get pregnant! Hasn't she always regarded herself as my mother? This time I must satisfy her!!"

"Uh--"

Yang Jie was stunned, not knowing what to say.

"You don't need to be so troublesome, just find a pregnant woman who is within three months of pregnancy to give birth to you."

"I think that old monster is the most suitable. Dad has no hesitation. Let's go! Let that old monster conceive me, and then I can become Dad's real daughter."

"Uh."

Yang Jie was speechless again, not knowing what to say.

What is it like to conceive Yakumo Zi, he did have such an idea in the past, but it was just a lustful idea when he was angry, and it was two different things to actually realize it.

He and Yakumo Zi don't have that kind of relationship.

Without waiting for Yangsuke to speak again, Yakumo Misami said again: "Actually, when I think about it carefully, I suddenly feel that an old woman like Yakumo Zi is not good enough for Dad. I will go around and choose a good one later." Let's go."

Yang Jie heaved a sigh of relief upon hearing such a reply.

"That's good."

58. Yakumo God in action

Yakumo Misami is not an ordinary soul, but the soul of a god, who still holds the power of a god.

She traveled through space to the underworld of Gensokyo.

This is not the first time she has come to the underworld, but hundreds of years and nearly a thousand years have passed since the last time she came because of the undead riots in the underworld, but the underworld seems to be frozen in the past time, and the underworld has remained the same for thousands of years. Nothing has changed, and the undead living here still maintain a very ancient standard of living.

Even the houses are as dilapidated as ever, and it is rare to see a good house.

The undead don't need to eat or drink, and don't need to run around alive, except that when they first migrated to the underworld, they built a number of houses and found that those behaviors were completely useless when they were alive. Because of this reason, the undead became more and more confused because they had nothing to do.

Looking up at the sky in a daze for thousands of years, wandering around aimlessly.

She is not Yang Jie. Although she knows that these undead have been forgotten by this world and have no chance of reincarnation, she has no thought of solving this problem.

Not only her, there are too many people who know about this problem, many people have a solution to this problem, but no one can deal with this problem.

The undead have been wandering for too long, and after being saved, they will only become muddle-headed fools. It takes countless reincarnations to reopen their minds little by little. This will implicate too many people. This is not the main reason, more What's more, the salvation of undead is not something that can be accomplished overnight——

After each reincarnation, the undead will return to the underworld again and need to be transcended again.

There is no end to this repetition.

The underworld is too big, and there are too many undead in the underworld.

Another thing is that the underworld is the territory of Baiyulou Xixing Temple Youyouzi, and no one will provoke an existence like Xixing Temple Yuyouzi because of this kind of thing.

"Ok?"

On the way to Baiyulou, Yakumo Misami saw a strange scene.

A girl holding a sickle is wandering in the underworld. All the ghosts that appear in the girl's sight turn into a ray of light inexplicably and disappear. I have some impressions of this girl's appearance. It is Yosuke's former classmate Yuke Lewood Hellsides observed Yakumo Misami carefully and found that the other party was superseding the undead.

What surprised Yakumo Misami most was that the maidservant of Baigyokuro, Youmu, had been following Eucliwood Helsaces, guarding her side like a bodyguard.

——Someone actually would do such a thankless thing.

Yakumo Misami understands that it's not that Eucliwood Hellsides is too stupid, it's just because she is too kind, kinder than most people, that's why she looks stupid.

"Master Youke, just now was the hundredth undead this week."

Euclid Wood Hellsides nodded, expressing what she wanted to say with pen and paper.

[Well, I see. 】

Although this was only a one-sided conversation, Yakumo Yushen learned some information from it. Eucliwood Helsaces would rescue a hundred undead every week, and it seems to be living in the White Jade Tower now. Yakumo Yushen God silently calculated in his heart that if he wanted to save a hundred undead a week, it would take at least a hundred years to save all the undead in the underworld.

If one wanted to consume all the undead in the entire underworld, the time required was completely incalculable.

But these were not the things that surprised her the most. What surprised her the most was the way Eucliwood Hellsides saved the undead.

That is not an ordinary transcendence, but a part of one's own power is distributed to the undead, which can help the undead to open up their spiritual intelligence so that their spiritual intelligence can reach the level of ordinary people after reincarnation, but this way of recovering their spiritual intelligence is only a temporary method. Means, when the undead dies again, it will return to the previous state of confusion, but this can still help the undead regain their sanity a little bit.

At the same time, it can also prevent the undead from becoming fools and dragging others down after reincarnation.

Although this is a good way to deal with it, Yakumo Yushen understands that Eucliwood Helseth's actions are very hurtful to Euclewood Helsaces. It looks easy, but if it continues to be damaged like this, I am afraid that Eucliwood Hellsides will have exhausted her lifespan before the underworld is taken away.

Regarding the behavior of Eucliwood Hellsides, she couldn't understand why she made such a move that harmed herself and benefited others.

Rather than not understanding, it is better to say that one does not understand good and evil.

Originally, there were only dots and lines in her world, and everything had nothing to do with her. How could dots and lines distinguish between good and evil?The only difference in her world is Yosuke, an existence beyond dots and lines,

Yakumo Misami glanced at Eucliwood Hellsides and Soul Yomu and then left, but the two of them never found the existence of Yakumo Misami from the beginning to the end, this is because Yakumo Yumi Although God has become a soul, it is a soul that exists close to the rules and is still detached from this world.

Except for Yangsuke who can see it directly, only a few people can perceive Yakumo Mikami, and even if they can detect it, they cannot touch Yakumo Mikami.

This is also the reason why Yosuke was relieved that Yakumo Misami was running around alone.

Yakumo Yushen came to Baiyulou ahead of the soul and Youmeng, where she found her goal——

Eight Cloud Purple!

Yakumo Zi, who was drinking with Yuyuko Saigyouji, the two of them had obviously been drinking for a long time, and they drank fine wine brewed by the ghost clan. Even though the body has a strong resistance to alcohol, but under the fine wine brewed by the ghost clan Still a little drunk, drunkenness didn't make the two of them lose their demeanor, but made them look more charming——

Drunken beauty.

Yakumo Misami did not continue to approach, but watched the two drinking from a distance.

It wasn't until both of them were drunk that she approached them sneakily, turning into a ray of light and entering Yakumo Zi's body.

Ordinary souls need a baby to be reincarnated after three months, but Yakumo Misami is not an ordinary soul. With the power of God, she is fully capable of impregnating Yakumo Zi through the air.

The drunken Yakumo Zi may have sensed malice, and subconsciously hugged Yuyuko Saigyouji closer in her arms, but this was of no use. Yakumo Yushen had already entered Yakumo Zi's body, and the power of God Bypassing Yakumo Zi's terrifying demon power, she came to the nest quietly and combined with the egg to form an embryo.