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"Didn't you guys die a long time ago!"

Not fear but surprise.

Izaya Sakuya was taken aback when he heard the words, and then he remembered who this familiar looking man was.

When the Scarlet Devil House first came to Gensokyo, it caught up with Yangsuke and Yakumo Zi's struggle, and the brilliance like the sun is still fresh in his memory even after so many years.

"It's too impolite to say that others are dead as soon as we meet! After so many years, you are still so small——"

Hearing Yang Jie's words, Remilia immediately became angry.

"Do you guys want to die once!?"

Izaya Sakuya also stood beside Remilia, ready to fight, but she knew very well in her heart that she and Remilia had no chance of winning against Kamiyosuke, no!Even if all the powers of Gensokyo are gathered together, it may not be able to compete with Yosuke, but this does not change her sincerity.

A terrifying aura emerged from Remilia's body, pressing towards Yangsuke.

Ordinary people will definitely be scared to death in the face of this kind of terrifying coercion. To Yosuke, the angry Remilia looks like a kitten trying to make herself scary.

--Um.

Those little fangs are cute——

Sitting lazily on the tatami, sipping tea, Yangsuke suppressed the urge to tease Remilia.

"No, I just think that after all these years, you are still as cute and majestic as ever, and it was only because of a moment of shyness that you said that."

Remilia reluctantly accepted Yosuke's words.

Putting away the aura on his body and changing his previous laziness, he took on an aristocratic posture, trying to make himself look more majestic.Seeing this, Sakuya Izayo who was on the side breathed a sigh of relief. She was already mentally prepared to buy time for Remilia at the cost of her life. It would be best not to be an enemy of such a fearful person. .

Looking at the majestic Remilia, Yang Jie really wanted to say something at this moment, you are more suitable for holding your head and squatting in defense!

But when I think of saying this, the atmosphere will become stiff again, so I can only think about it in my heart.

At this time, Hakurei Reimu looked away from the pastry, stopped eating, and asked, "Why did the Scarlet Devil House blow up this time?"

Izaya Sakuya said seriously from the side: "Missy was making a food called instant noodles today, due to some unknown reasons, the instant noodles accidentally exploded, blowing up one-third of the entire Scarlet Devil Mansion. .”

Yang Jie heard the words and almost choked to death by the tea.

"The instant noodles exploded?!"

"Yes!"

Remilia said dissatisfiedly: "Outsiders are too barbaric to invent such a dangerous food production method."

She glanced at Izayoi Sakuya who didn't seem to notice anything wrong, and then glanced at Hakurei Reimu. She seemed to be familiar with this, and she still kept calm. That expression made Yangsuke very suspicious of Pao Face exploding is a very common thing like that.This made Yang Jie look confused, and began to doubt his own cognition.

no-

Could it be that Gensokyo's perception of instant noodles is different from his own perception of instant noodles? ?

——No matter how different it is, it won't explode!

Seeming to have discovered Yang Jie's mistake, Remilia continued to prove her statement: "The food production method of instant noodles is too rigorous, and it cannot be completed without professional knowledge. I have already done most of the previous steps. It was completed, but an accident occurred in the last step, which caused the instant noodles to become unstable and explode."

Seeing Remilia's serious expression, Yosuke couldn't help being suspicious again.

Is this so-called 'instant noodles' really the instant noodles I know! ?Why does it sound like some kind of chemical bomb is being developed, and its shape is unstable.

Izaya Sakuya was silent on the sidelines.

Hakurei Reimu was also silent.

Yang Jie couldn't suppress the curiosity in his heart and asked Sakuya Izayo: "Is the instant noodles that your eldest lady mentioned, the kind of food that can be eaten after soaking in boiling water for a few minutes?"

Izaya Sakuya gave an affirmative answer.

"Yes."

"Impossible! I have eaten instant noodles many times, how could that stuff explode?"

"Miss's pose for instant noodles is relatively novel, and it is different from the public way, it is made according to the way of potion refining."

"Uh--"

The problem is not instant noodles, but the way it is made? !

No wonder it exploded.

etc--

Yang Jie felt that his brain circuit could not keep up with Remilia's brain circuit, why did he use potion refining techniques for cooking!These two things have nothing in common at all.

Listening to the conversation between the two, Remilia realized at this moment that the main problem of the explosion was her own body. It turns out that the instant noodles only need to be added with boiling water-but!She is the owner of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, how could she admit that she made such a low-level mistake, not knowing that instant noodles only need to be added to boiled water.

"I...Of course I know that instant noodles can be eaten with boiling water. This attempt is not because the thief Marisa used instant noodles to create a powerful monster—— I am in the spirit of research, and I am going to explore whether instant noodles can have other effects besides being able to create monsters——

Didn't this successfully allow me to test that instant noodles can explode, powerful enough to destroy one-third of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. "

Hearing this nonsense, Yang Jie couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

It’s amazing that my loli can still talk like this——

——The explosion is the potion you made, it has nothing to do with instant noodles!

In order to prevent Remilia from becoming angry, Yang Jie decided that it is better not to tell the truth, but he also found that Remilia himself felt that this reason was untenable. After speaking, her delicate face was a little red, and her eyesight Every time he collides with other people, he subconsciously avoids it, and the pair of wings behind him are also tense, wrapping Remilia in a form of protection.

"Amazing--

I've eaten instant noodles for so many years, but I really didn't know that instant noodles could be used to make monsters and explode. If it wasn't for Remilia, I probably wouldn't have known it in my life. "

In order to make Remilia feel less embarrassed, she subconsciously said this in a way like coaxing a child.

Originally he thought that Remilia would be angry because of this.

I didn't expect-

Remilia actually became complacent and straightened her back proudly.

34. You embarrass me!

No matter how long you have been in contact with a monster, it is a magical creature! ?

Thousands of years have passed, but no time can be seen to leave any trace on Remilia's body. It may be because of this particularity that humans like Izayo Sakuya can live for thousands of years without getting tired Well, if he lived in the world for thousands of years, Sakuya Izayoi would definitely not maintain his current appearance.

Fantasy Township --

——It’s really a good place.

It has existed for such a long time, but it can't feel any changes at all.

People are still those people, things are still those things.

The only flaw is probably that each of these monsters lives very willfully, and when they are a little bit full, they will launch a mutation to change the world.

It was almost dusk outside, Yang Jie calculated the time difference silently in his heart, and felt that it was already daytime at the school and he should go back. Gensokyo is very beautiful, but this is not his home after all.

"It's almost time to go back."

Hearing this, Hakurei Reimu nodded, "Come back and have a look when you have time, and of course don't forget to bring some special products along the way."

Yang Jie waved his hand helplessly, it is really simple and easy to understand!I often come back to see that it is completely guest talk, the special product in the back is the main text, I approached the gap left by the Yakumo purple, and when I walked out, I returned to my dormitory. I simply finished my breakfast and got up and changed into Putting on his school uniform, he got up and walked towards his class, but he didn't expect to encounter trouble before reaching the class.

When passing by several people, I accidentally touched each other's shoulders.

It can't be said that he was careless, Yang Jie understood that these people were all here to trouble him.

Not to mention that the corridor is so wide, these people not only walked side by side, but also bumped into each other under his deliberate avoidance. This is not finding fault or there is no other explanation.

"Missing! You bastard walk blind!"

"Don't talk nonsense with him, this guy is obviously here to find fault!"

"that is!"

Hearing these conversations, Yosuke couldn't help but think of a person, that is Tayuno from Naruto World, the reason why the other party troubled him was simpler and rude, okay!is clumsy.

——It’s too arrogant of you to eat only meat and no vegetables!

At the beginning, he did have the ability to resurrect Tayuno, but in the end he did not choose to resurrect. It was because the other party was a loyal fan of Orochimaru. He had no relatives and no reason in that world, and he was even regarded as a test subject by his most important person in the end. Coming back to life will only make Tayuno more painful, and for Tayuno, one death is the best destination——

Just gave up the resurrection.

Yang Jie is a pacifist and hates to use violence to solve problems the most, so he defended himself weakly.

"You guys are too arrogant to breathe through your nose!"

Several people were stunned upon hearing this.

Before a few people could react to Yang Jie's unreasonable words, Yang Jie had already started to move, clenched his fist again after many years, and attacked the nearest person's lower abdomen with a strong wind!The terrifying power directly penetrated the opponent's body, and it was only at this moment that he suddenly realized that these guys in front of him were just ordinary people.

Ordinary people are not saying that these people are weak, but that these people have poor fighting instincts.

In terms of strength alone, these people all have C-level combat power and the strength of Naruto Chunin.

For those enemies who have fought against him before, even if they are distracted by the previous words, they will react when he launches a surprise attack, but these people have not reacted at all.

but!

He didn't hold back his hand, and he didn't even slow down in the offensive.

But with his current physical strength, it is not enough to hurt the lives of these people, at most it can only cause some injuries to the other party.

Yang Jie's movements were fast enough, and every blow was accurately calculated. Everyone was killed with one blow, but this still failed to kill everyone in one go. When attacking the last two people, one of them reacted and hurriedly Zhong used defensive magic to prop up a protective shield to offset most of the force on his fist——

What surprised him the most was that the other party used his own strength to distance himself from him.

Of course, he was just a little surprised. This level of combat instinct is not enough to make him feel amazing. Enemies with such a combat instinct have encountered too many enemies before. Basically, every naval officer uses this level. Fighting instinct, but it also made him feel a little bit fighting.

If you have the ability to resist, you can only call it a fight if you fight, otherwise it is just bullying.

The other one didn't have such a consciousness, and was directly knocked down by Yang Jie's punch.

"The on-the-spot judgment is good, but——

Consciousness is still a bit off. "

Before the words fell, Yang Jieren rushed up, and the opponent immediately strengthened his body through magic power and fled in reverse, trying to distance himself from Yang Jie.

However, Yang Jie is better than the opponent in terms of speed.

The behavior of keeping distance in long-range combat and melee combat is correct. If you switch to Yang Jie, you will choose the same method. However, Yang Jie will not blindly distance yourself from the opponent, but try to prevent the opponent from chasing while maintaining distance. , and then find a way to reverse the disadvantages and create advantages for himself, but this person only knows how to run away blindly.

It's too late, it's too soon.

It was only a blink of an eye, and Yang Jie had already caught up with the other party without even using the physical force technique of shaving.

At the same time, a shield lit up on the opponent.

Defense against magic!

With sufficient preparations, the thickness of the opponent's shield is more than three times that of before.

This made Yang Jie a little disappointed.

Ordinary attacks offset most of the strength, and the opponent can still repeat the same tricks, but with the previous experience, how could he make the same mistake.

Tianshan Liuyang Palm.

The powerful palm force easily tore apart the defensive magic that was five times harder than before. Although most of the strength was dispelled, the rest of the force was still slapped on the opponent's chest. He had already practiced Tianshan Liuyang Palm to the extreme Yang Jie, when he struck out the palm, there was a soft force mixed with the strong force. Under the effect of this soft force, the person who suffered the heavy blow did not fly upside down, but was weirdly stuck by Yang Jie's palm.

Blood gushed out of the man's mouth and nose uncontrollably.

Seeing this, Yang Jie was not worried at all. The other party seemed to be on the verge of dying and might die at any time, but he knew very well in his heart that the other party's injury was not as serious as it seemed.

Even if you let it go, it will heal in a few days.

"elder brother--

I... feel like I'm dying, can you... take me to the rescue?

I will never breathe through my nose again. "

Hearing what the other party said, Yang Jie couldn't help laughing.

Before, it was just that he knew that he couldn't avoid it, so he just found a reason to turn passive into active, but he never expected that the other party would take it seriously.

"You don't use your nose to breathe, so what do you use to breathe?!"

"mouth."

Well, this question is a bit silly indeed.