What to wear if you don't accept girls

No, Index didn't show up in a naked body, but because she has Gouyu Sharingan.

Uh, let's retract that earlier statement.

While criticizing Kamijou Touma's corrupt life, he thought about the future trajectory of his life.

Have to get a job.

What should I do?

This is too embarrassing!

I can destroy a city with a wave of my hand, how can a strong man who once stood at the pinnacle of the world go to work!

Why don't you go to prison to experience life, you have food and shelter and you don't have to work.

—I think it's fine.

not good!

not good at all.

If you go to the prison to experience life, isn't it equivalent to not seeing Mikoto in the future!

Then there is no way--

I can only go to set up a stall.

Wooden Escape·The Art of Woodcarving!

Small and exquisite wooden sculptures of human figures appeared in front of him. Some of them were wearing fire planers, and some were wearing navy uniforms. Looking at these works, Yang Jie was quite satisfied!Such a handsome woodcarving will definitely be sold at a high price, and it is not trivial to solve life problems!Hohoho—from now on, cat food can be eaten one bag after another!

and many more!

Why do I still have to eat cat food when I have money!

This is so weird!

Obviously I have eaten so many delicacies from mountains and seas, why I only think of cat food at this time!

It must be because——

Coal's fault!

Correct!

It is because of taking in coal that I have gone further and further on this weird road of eating cat food!In the future, if he has money, he must sterilize Coal to make him regret what he has done today.

Chapter 03 How dare you call the police for setting up a street stall~ You are too arrogant

At noon the next day, Yang Jie brought the wood carvings to the joint, put the clothes on the bench, and put the wood carvings on it.

The Osaka woodcarving factory closed down, and the largest woodcarving factory in Osaka closed down. The bastard boss, Chiye Mansion owed billions of billions for eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, and gambling. He ran away with his sister-in-law. I have no choice. The method is to use wood carvings to pay wages. The original price is more than 10,000+, the second is more than 10,000+, and the third is more than 10,000+. The wallets are all 2 yuan...

2 yuan, 2 yuan, all 2 yuan——

Chiye Otaku, you are not you, you are not you, you are not human, we have worked hard, worked hard for you for more than half a year, if you don’t pay wages, you pay me back my hard-earned money.

Return my hard-earned money! "

Today was the first day of school, and Misaka Mikoto was going to class, so Yosuke had the opportunity to set up a stall.

Although it is the first day of school.

But most ordinary schools do not have a threshold, and many students come out to hang out during lunch break.

Yang Jie's unique bgm immediately attracted a lot of people to watch. They all showed surprise when they saw the lifelike wood carvings sold by Yang Jie. Why does the knocked-off character look more and more like a stall owner?The same wretchedness, looking at it makes people unable to afford the desire to buy.

"You carved yourself, right?"

One day, a passer-by asked, Yang Jie nodded and showed a discerning expression.

"That's right, why don't you buy one and keep it at home? It can bring you fortune!"

"just forget it!"

What does that expression on your face that only invites bad luck mean?

Be careful if you make trouble again, I will crush you!

Gradually, the crowd of onlookers also dispersed. The kind of wood carvings that don't look handsome at all make people have no desire to buy them.

What's wrong with people now?

He is so handsome, but why is such a realistic wood carving so uninterested?

correct!

It must be because he is too artistic and handsome, so that others will not have the desire to buy, worrying that his behavior is a kind of blasphemy, it must be like this!That's definitely the case, Yosuke approached the toilet and used wooden ninjutsu to make another palm-sized wooden dragon sculpture, as well as statues of Tsunade, Adzuki, and Erza.

When he came out he found—

Clothes are lost.

Those wood carvings were not lost.

The wood carvings are not lost.

Not lost.

Yang Jie's face turned black immediately, who the hell is so wicked, I have worked so hard and even stole from me.

Do you still have a conscience!

Wood carvings are works of art, so it's normal not to lose them.

There's nothing wrong with that.

Call the police!Be sure to call the police!

He dialed the hotline of the disciplinary committee and reported the incident of his clothes being stolen.

When the discipline committee member arrived at the scene, he suddenly realized that he seemed to be setting up a street stall. If he adjusted the surveillance video around him—it seemed that he would be caught before the thief?But it's too late to escape now, and more importantly, is there only Shirai Kuroko, a disciplinary committee member, in this city!

"Hi, I'm the Discipline Committee——

It's this ape! "

Yang Jie immediately felt helpless, "My clothes were stolen."

"What? Your clothes were stolen? It's so kind of—"

"You represent the face of the disciplinary committee now. Is it really okay to say such things? Be careful, I will sue you for spreading dangerous remarks!"

"Cut! Tell me, what happened after the incident?"

"I have nothing to do today. When I was discussing performance art, I put the clothes on this chair. I went to the toilet with a stomachache and came back to find that the clothes were gone."

"About what time period?"

"Just about 5 minutes before I called to report—"

Although Shirai Kuroko wanted to get rid of Yosuke, she was now representing the Disciplinary Commissioner.

It is natural to ask about the business that should be asked.

"How is the investigation in early spring?"

"Well, the clothes have been found, they were not stolen, they were thrown into the trash can by others, and the behavior of the person next to you was a bit weird before."

Heizi Shirai couldn't help laughing when he heard this, and said to himself, well done!

"Why is it weird?"

"He seems to be setting up a street stall."

At this moment, Shirai Heizi's eyes sharpened.

"Your previous behavior violated the management law, please follow me to the discipline inspection committee."

"Don't talk nonsense! That's performance art. I remember that there was a law saying that performance art was prohibited."

"What kind of performance art is a street stall?"

"Setting up a street stall is an act of selling goods. I didn't sell anything at all just now, so how can it be considered a street stall? It can only be regarded as a performance art. Through this kind of behavior, people's aesthetics in today's society are tested, and Morality, values, how can such a high-priced artwork be sold as a commodity?"

"Forehead--"

Looking at the few wood carvings on Yang Jie's chair, although he wished to kill Yang Jie, he had to admit that Yang Jie's carving level had reached the peak.

Just

Selecting the corner, something went terribly wrong.

"Well, it seems that I misunderstood, how could someone buy this kind of product."

Hello!

It's too rude of you to look at what kind of rubbish this is!

Art!

This is a sacrosanct work of art, do you have any sense of aesthetics?

"You didn't lose your clothes, they were just thrown into the trash can by others. If you want, you can pick them up yourself." After a pause, Shirai Heizi took off the armband on his hand and continued: " Well, the business has been settled, should we talk about private matters now? For example, the thing you attacked me last time."

"Oh? Is there? Why can't I remember, you can't slander people, my breasts are definitely not breasts, I'm just checking my heartbeat..."

Speaking of which, Yang Jie paused.

What did I seem to have accidentally exposed? !

"W-what! Hi, boobs! Bastard! What the hell did you do to me that day?"

Shirai Heizi's eyes darkened.

Chuchun Shili, who accidentally heard the explosive news, also heard the exclamation of surprise in his earphones.

"Miqin can testify for me, I really don't have time to do anything after knocking you out—"

Yang Jie is just getting darker and darker.

Just like Shirai Kuroko's face, the more you listen to Yosuke's explanation, the darker it becomes.

"No, I don't have time to do anything!!!

What the hell are you trying to do to me!

wrong!

It doesn't matter what you want to do, pervert, go to hell! ! "

Shirai Kuroko, who was dazzled by anger, still did not forget the last fight between the two of them. With a large number of metal needles, he blocked all the evasion routes of Yang Jie. Knowing Baijing Heizi's combat strategy, Ba Qi would not be fooled, and rushed directly in front of Baijing Heizi.

Having learned the lesson from last time, Shirai Heizi also shifted his position while attacking.

Shirai Kuroko, who was in mid-air, looked at Yang Jie who appeared in his previous position in the blink of an eye, and couldn't help frowning.

That speed made her very suspicious——

Is Yosuke the teleportation ability?

Chapter 04 Please! Can you be more cheerful?

gone?

Shirai Heizi was stunned, his eyes were locked on Yang Jie just a moment ago.

But the next moment he disappeared, no matter how hard he searched, he seemed to disappear out of thin air, but Shirai Heizi didn't know that Yang Jie didn't disappear but was always in her blind spot.

It's not easy for others to want to do this, but Yang Jie has the domineering power of knowledge.

Master every movement of Shirai Heizi next.

"Cichun, where's that guy?"

At this time, Shirai Kuroko had no choice but to ask Chuchun Shili for help.

In the earphones came Chuchun Zhuo Li's stunned voice, "What are you talking about? He has always been by your side! Left, yes, look to the left, he moved - I know this person has kept himself in the In the dead corner of your sight, you feel that he has disappeared."

This made Shirai Heizi impatient.