What to wear if you don't accept girls

Chapter 15

[Double monthly tickets for the last few days, please ask again, blades are also available, I have to work full time this month, in order to prevent the blades from falling from [-] cents to [-] cents each, I will definitely work hard to update. 】

As the conversation deepened, Yang Jie's skin became thicker and thicker.

As far as his strength is concerned, the entire Hokage world has nothing to fear. It is basically impossible for those existences that can threaten him to appear. The only thing that needs to be cared about is the Sage of the Six Paths. What needs to be concerned about is the future invasion from the Otsutsuki clan.

Those are still far away, at least ten years from now.

"What are you doing with me?"

"I'm just some Hashirama granddaughter's boudoir would look like."

"——I feel really sad for Grandpa, that the world will compare you to someone like you."

"What's so sad about this? Haven't you heard of the truth of being a hero? Do you think your grandfather is not a hero? You are so naive!"

"If it wasn't because there is no place to sue you, I would definitely sue you for sex/harassment."

"Then you can talk to Death God about it."

With Yosuke by her side, even if Tsunade was informal, it would cause a lot of inconvenience, but she couldn't do anything about him.Now that his true nature has been exposed, Yangsuke no longer pretends to be an expert, and adjusts the angles in various ways. Unfortunately, Tsunade is too guarded when he changes clothes. Can peek into the red line of fate.

However, the pair of men and women made Yang Jie want to do it all the time, but he didn't dare to do it because he was worried about the identity of the undead.

The most important thing is——

If you want to touch the pair of tits/breasts, you have to remove the blur, and if you remove the blur, you will be attacked by Tsunade.

He didn't want to appreciate Tsunade's strange power.

——In fact, it’s not bad to have an eye addiction.

The two came to Tsunade's boudoir one after the other. Yosuke, the female boudoir in the Naruto world, had only entered Konan's room. The pattern is full of femininity, especially the faint fragrance of sandalwood in the air.

Yang Jie walked around the room like a ghost.

There are three photos placed on the dressing table, one is a group photo of the third generation and the young Sannin, the other is a group photo of the Senju family, and the last one is a group photo of Tsunade and a man.

The characters Yosuke in the three photos are basically familiar, only the photo of Tsunade and the young man is a little strange.

After thinking about it for a while, I remembered that this person should be——

Cut off Kato.

Tsunade's past lover.

The Senshou Clan will become this half-dead and completely withdraw from the ninja world stage. In fact, it has a lot to do with this man. At the beginning, everyone suspected that the Senshou Clan designed a ghost to kill Kato Dan in order to prevent the clan's blood from being ruined. It was because of this Tsunade that he left Konoha disheartened and abandoned the family.

It is precisely because of the existence of Kato Dan that Jiraiya has never been able to take down Tsunade.

For the next night, Yosuke kept verbally harassing Tsunade, discussing various physiological health topics with the opposite sex with Tsunade.

Tsunade didn't want to talk to Yosuke at all, but he was so annoyed by Yangsuke that he couldn't sleep at all.

Yang Jie was buzzing around her ears like a fly. If it wasn't for her helplessness, she really wanted to strangle Yang Jie to death. At the same time, she felt deeply sad that her grandfather was as famous as such a guy.

When the first ray of sunlight shone on the land, Yang Jie stopped harassing.

"Well, it's almost there. It will be troublesome to be discovered by the God of Death if I stay in the human world. I don't want to be swallowed by the God of Death and never be reborn forever-so the Tsunade Uchiha Clan is begging you, and I should prepare for it." Going to be reincarnated, I hope to be born in the Senshou family in the next life, of course, it would be best if the mother is you~~~ Then Tsunade's boobs/breasts will belong to me!"

"Of course, if Tsunade doesn't have a man to ask for it by then, it's not bad for me to reluctantly accept and expand the harem."

The veins on Tsunade's forehead were bulging, and his fists were clenched and creaking.

"Hurry up and die! You pervert—the next life! You can only be reincarnated as a dog."

"Hey——Xiao Tsunade is so bold that he likes this kind of tone. Just thinking about male dogs and beautiful women makes me feel so exciting."

Before Tsunade could reply, Yosuke took a lingering glance at Tsunade's tits, and then disappeared into the sun out of thin air. Under the amplified Gouyu Sharingan, Yosuke's space ninjutsu has already been superb, even Tsunade can't He couldn't detect any flaws, but just to be on the safe side, Yosuke still secretly used Gouyu Sharingan to hypnotize Tsunade last night to reduce the possibility of exposure.

As soon as Yang Jie returned to the rest area of ​​Yuren Village, Xiao Nan came to the door when he was about to rest.

"what happened?"

"Would you like to go to the Zhongnin Examination together?"

"What's the point of messing around with a bunch of brats, I won't go—"

"Ok?"

Xiao Nan frowned suddenly, leaned in front of him and sniffed, his eyes became sharper, "Where did you go last night?! Why is there a feminine smell on you?"

Faced with Konan's questioning, Yang Jie was inexplicably flustered——

"Nowhere."

"I told you that now is a special period, if you are not careful, it will cause international problems and don't do anything."

"I really didn't do anything last night—"

"What's the matter with this femininity when you don't go to do things? As far as I know, Konoha doesn't have a custom shop for you to shop, let's be honest! Did you lose control of yourself last night on a female ninja? Strong measures?"

"Wait! Why does Konoha have no brothel for me to visit, so I will use force on a female ninja!"

"You don't have to force it. How did you get such a strong femininity on you? Don't tell me that a blind female ninja has taken a fancy to you."

"Please, am I that unbearable!?"

"Do not."

Hearing this, Yang Jie breathed a sigh of relief, but before he was happy, Xiao Nan added another sentence.

"Even if you are blind, it is impossible to fall in love with a pervert like you. Since it is useless and strong, then you must have colluded with a ninja village? The other party used sex/lure to get out our organization from you." , Repeat what you said last night to me in detail, and I will see what information you revealed to the other party."

"Er—really not, how many times do you have to tell me before you believe me."

"Then what did you do last night? Where did you get the femininity on your body!"

Where did you go last night?What have you done?What did you say?How could Yang Jie disclose these things to Xiao Nan.

I can only say it lightly.

"Okay! When I went to Tsunade's bedroom to steal underwear last night, Tsunade just came back when I was about to leave. In order to avoid exposure, I hid in Tsunade's room for one night."

Xiaonan's frowning brows loosened at this moment.

"Are you sure she didn't notice you?"

"Well, you should be the least aware of my stealth methods. As long as I'm more cautious, you won't even be able to spot me."

It was obviously a bad thing, but Xiaonan let out a sigh of relief, and then said angrily: "You can't just stay there?! If Tsunade found out about your behavior last night, it would definitely cause international problems. Konoha will not believe the ridiculous explanation that you are going to steal underwear, Konoha will only think that you were sent by Yu Ninja Village to assassinate Tsunade!"

"Got it, got it, I will be honest in the next few days."

"What do you want me to trust you with? From now on, you will stay by my side and don't leave my sight—"

"Are you going to sleep together that night?"

"If you don't want to be castrated like a dog, you can try some dirty thoughts—"

Chapter 16 I am for Yuren Village 0 for a second.

Chapter 16 I continue for a second for Yuren Village.

"Uh—I'm sleepy and trying to sleep."

"No! You must go with me to the Chunin assessment meeting."

"Angel Xiaonan, just treat me like a fart! I really can't attend such boring things as meetings."

"It's okay if you don't participate, then you have to be prepared like a dog castrated."

"Forehead--"

Under Konan's kind persuasion, Yosuke became enlightened and went to the Chunin assessment meeting with Konan. When the two of them walked out together, they happened to meet Uchiha Itachi who had returned from a night out. His paralyzed expression made it impossible to see that he was in the middle of nowhere. Thinking about something, watching Itachi Uchiha hesitated for a moment, Xiaonan said.

"Itachi, you go to the meeting with us."

Itachi Uchiha heard Konan's words, and was a little unsure what Konan was trying to do? !

He is a Konoha S-rank rebel.

Even if you cover your face with a mask, the possibility of going to a high-level meeting and revealing your identity is still very high. This kind of thing is harmful to the Xiao organization and has no benefit. Do? !Uchiha Itachi found that since Yangsuke appeared, he was becoming less and less clear about the rules of conduct for the high-level members of the Akatsuki organization.

Compared to Uchiha Itachi, Yosuke will be able to understand Konan's approach at that time.

The Akatsuki organization has been completely transformed. It is no longer the terrorist organization that hid behind the scenes and tried to manipulate the entire world. The members of the Akatsuki organization are basically built with rebellion. Naturally, it is impossible to abandon these rebellions. What is the difference between the Rebellion So Xiao organization and the gray organizations such as Genbu and Anbu? !

Therefore, Konan, Yahiko, and Nagato have long had the idea to transfer the organization of the rebellious ninja to the public, and to revoke the identity of the rebellious ninja from everyone through diplomatic means.

Uchiha Itachi is a beginning.

Uchiha Itachi, who has always defined the Akatsuki organization as a terrorist organization in his heart, naturally couldn't think of this.

Although he didn't know Xiaonan's thoughts, Uchiha Itachi still gave the most suitable answer as a tool.

"Yes."

Now there is still one day before the official start of the Zhongnin assessment. Today's meeting is mainly to reconfirm the various links of the Chunin assessment. Each ninja village will send representatives to hold this meeting, so the three of them met a lot of wood along the way. The ninjas other than Ye also encountered a lot of Anbu. At first, the number of Anbu was not many, but suddenly the number of Anbu surrounding the three of them increased several times.

This is obviously Uchiha Itachi's identity has been exposed.

At the same time, representatives of other ninja villages also focused their eyes more or less at this moment.

The three of them came to the meeting room as if they hadn't noticed anything. Konan was seriously preparing for the meeting, Yosuke lay down on the meeting table and fell asleep, and Itachi Uchiha stood behind the two of them like a guard without saying a word. language.Yosuke's snoring successfully shifted the attention focused on Uchiha Itachi to Konan.

Those people all have a face, um!You Urenin Village ninjas are all of high quality, right?

Even Xiaonan couldn't help but blushed a little, she had no choice but to activate Xueji Boundary to summon a piece of paper to seal Yang Jie's mouth.As for waking up Yang Jie?Compared to being ashamed, she would rather Yang Jie stay awake like this, so that she would not have to worry about what the other party would do outside - wait!No, let him sleep comfortably now, won't he be in trouble at night! ?

Thinking of sleeping by himself at night, while there is a Yang Jie next to him staying awake, Xiao Nandang immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

Thinking of this, Konan once again used ninjutsu to seal Yangsuke's nose.

however--

A surprising scene happened. Even though his mouth and nose were sealed and unable to breathe, Yang Jie seemed to be still sleeping without any influence.As long as it is a living person, it will leave the air. It is impossible for Yang Jie not to breathe, so there is only one possibility that Yang Jie has other methods to replace the nose and mouth to breathe, and this method has been trained by Yang Jie to instinct, even in an unconscious state can be used below.

This made everyone here understand that Yang Jie is not just a joker.

It's a powerful joker.

Xiao Nan had no choice but to take out a Gu Wu and stab at Yang Jie, this scene immediately stunned the representatives of each ninja village, this is too cruel! ?Although it is impolite to sleep in this kind of situation, but it is not enough to use kunai attack, right?But Gu Wu only scratched Yang Jie's clothes but failed to penetrate Yang Jie's body.

Konan frowned.

Even Gu Wu has no effect, this Yang Jie is getting more and more difficult to deal with.

Reluctantly, she could only send out the last trump card, "Wake up, a beautiful woman is looking for you—" Before Xiaonan's voice fell, Yang Jie, who had been sleeping like a dead pig, stood up abruptly, looked around, as if He was looking for the position of the beauty, and finally his eyes stopped on Xiaonan, the only woman in the conference room.

"Xiao Nan, I'm not talking about you. Although you are indeed a beauty, you should restrain yourself a little. Even if you don't say that, I will admit that you are a beauty."

"...Don't sleep, we're in a meeting."

"You said you got it, it doesn't matter if I sleep or get it."

"You snore loudly."

"Then you can use ninjutsu to seal my mouth. I don't need to teach you this."

"I told you not to sleep, so you don't sleep, how can there be so much nonsense, quickly stand aside for me."

"Um, well—"

Yosuke stood up helplessly from his seat, and when he was about to continue to catch up on sleep, Konan's voice sounded again, and he was speaking to Itachi Uchiha, "Look at him, if If he falls asleep, you wake him up, no matter what method you use, you must wake him up, and you can't let him sleep—"

"Ah."

Glancing at Itachi Uchiha, and then at Konan, Yosuke could only choose to compromise, but the warm sun was shining on him, making Yangsuke's eyelids twitch uncontrollably.

So comfortable, I really want to sleep——

Yosuke had already fallen asleep, Uchiha Itachi launched a belly attack, and Yangsuke recovered a little.

+1 for the funny image of the ninja in the rain ninja village.