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Chapter 09 The Chat Stops at Itachi Uchiha 【Ask for a Monthly Ticket】

Chapter 09

【Chapter 3, Daily requests】

"What did you say--"

Xiao Nan laughed, her smile was sweet and beautiful, and she looked very gentle and kind, if her eyes were not narrowed.

Yang Jie, who exuded a dangerous aura, believed it.

"It's nothing, I said Xiao Nan, you are very beautiful, the more you look carefully, the more beautiful you are - are you an angel? You must be an angel who accidentally fell into the world!"

"So that's what I was talking about! I can answer you with certainty, no."

"..."

Yosuke resolutely gave up the idea of ​​leading Uchiha Itachi to collect materials from Konan, it's too dangerous, hey!

By the way, the second target, Tsunade, was given up!Taking materials from these two people is completely committing suicide, no!It would be much more enjoyable to die, but, thinking of the figures of Konan and Tsunade, Yosuke couldn't help but feel a little ready to move. For men, the best thing is that they will never get it——

——Forget it, let's get two people's materials by myself!

For the current ferret.

The difficulty of this material collection goal is a bit too high——

Under the cover of night, Yangsuke and Uchiha Itachi opened Sharingan and came to the location that Jiraiya shared with Yangsuke. This location is very hidden, and it is facing the bathroom window. The only disadvantage is that it is a little far away. , but this little distance is not a problem for two people who have Sharingan.

The reason why they dare to open Sharingan so blatantly to collect materials is because Sharingan can enhance eyesight, and the other is that Sharingan has a strong illusion.

Once someone looks at the two people, they will be hypnotized by the illusion and ignore the existence of the two people.

With the strength of the illusion of two people sharing sharingan, even ordinary jounin can deal with it. Although the effect will be worse, but with such a long distance as a buffer, even if the other party is alerted, it is difficult to find Yangsuke and Uchiha Itachi two, in order to enhance Uchiha Itachi's attention, Yosuke said to Uchiha Itachi with a serious face.

"The first stage of our mission was to find a woman with a flag on her chest and a large white leg."

"..."

Knowing that Yosuke is unreliable, Uchiha Itachi didn't expect that Yosuke was so unreliable that he would bring himself to spy on the women's bathhouse.

and!

It also pulled out such a mission that was obviously nonsense.

"What exactly do you want to do?"

"Collecting materials—no! No, it's to find the target of this mission."

"mission target?"

Uchiha Itachi followed what Yangsuke said, and he wanted to see what else Yangsuke could pull out.

"Well, that woman Fire Nation is the jewel in the palm of the daimyo's palm, and now the Fire Nation Princess, our task this time is to protect the Fire Nation Princess' safety during the Chunin period. For the safety of the princess, the daimyo only provided us with some basic features. , I have forgotten all the other characteristics, but I remember that there is an indistinct mark on the chest and on the big white leg."

"..."

This time Uchiha Itachi couldn't tell whether Yosuke was talking nonsense or the real thing.

However, he wanted to complain more than whether the mission was true or false.

"It's so unprofessional, why didn't you even write down the characteristics of the mission target? This is the basic quality of a ninja."

"Shouldn't it be more complaining at this time, why did I forget other characteristics, and only remember the fact that there are ambitions on Naozi and Dabai's legs!?"

"Is there anything to complain about? It's just that the intelligence records are incomplete."

"……Uh."

Yangsuke has been unable to complain, Uchiha Itachi and him are completely two people living in a world of two people. The generation gap is too big, no!It's also possible that Uchiha Itachi is a boring person, just pretending to be prudish. In fact, he has already accumulated a lot of complaint energy in his heart, but he didn't show it because of face, or Itachi is gay.

People who are not interested in women on the surface, there are only three kinds of people in the world of Yosuke.

One, gay.

The second is, boring.

The third is that emotional idiots.

The latter are okay to say, one is boring, the other is weak in emotional cognition, and the first is a bit scary.

Thinking carefully about what Uchiha Itachi did in the original book, Yosuke felt that Uchiha Itachi didn’t seem to exist among these three types of people, because Uchiha Itachi is obviously not gay, and the possibility of being boring is not great. It is even more impossible to be an emotional idiot. He is not interested in women because his life is limited, so he doesn't want to waste his limited life on other things.

It can also be said that -

Uchiha Itachi doesn't have extra time to make his life complete. In order to prevent his younger brother from being incomplete like himself, he dedicated all his incomplete life to his younger brother.

I just hope that my younger brother can live a complete life instead of me.

Now he doesn't have this problem, and has as much time as a normal person to squander.

"Tsk tsk, Konoha's new generation has grown a lot compared to last time! Do you feel anything when you see this picture Itachi?"

"There are six people in the bathhouse, none of which have the characteristics you described, and the age of these people is seriously inconsistent with the age of the mission target. They are all more than ten years younger than the mission target. I feel that the mission target is not here—— What's more, I don't think the course of action this time is correct, as the Princess of the Fire Nation, it is impossible to appear in this kind of civilian bathroom, and her bathing and other things will only be done in the separate bathroom prepared by Konoha."

"I'm discussing with you whether the Princess of the Fire Country will come and go—"

In the middle of complaining, Yang Jie realized that he seemed to have messed up a mission to protect the Princess of the Fire Country just now.

"Well, the possibility of that is indeed greater, but there may be some deviations. In order to deceive people, the princess of the country of fire may choose to bathe in this kind of civilian bathroom."

"There is a possibility—" At this time, Uchiha Itachi has already confirmed that Yangsuke's so-called mission of protecting the princess of the fire country is nonsense, but because Yangsuke has such a mission, he can't deny it. "However, I think that two people should act separately, and one person will go to other places to inquire about the whereabouts of the target. It will be more efficient to leave only one person here."

"You don't want to separate from me to meet Sasuke, do you?!"

"No, it was a chance encounter."

"...What a chance encounter!"

After Yosuke finished complaining, he wiped off the nosebleed on his face, and it was very boring to collect materials with such an incomprehensible person like Uchiha Itachi.

This made him miss him a little bit——

——If there is Jiraiya, the atmosphere will definitely be very hot.

How could it be poured with pots of cold water like now——

Since taking materials cannot change Itachi Uchiha, Yangsuke can only choose another way to change Itachi Uchiha. After thinking about it for a while, Yangsuke said: "Now the corpse of Senju Zhuma is in the hands of Genbu. Not only that, we I received news that Danzo not only transplanted the cells from Senshou Zhujian, but also transplanted a large number of Sharingan on his body."

"I think the task is important."

"..."

Yangsuke felt that he and Uchiha Itachi couldn't chat happily at all, and Uchiha Itachi would slam him to death if he said anything.

"Okay, that mission is my nonsense."

Chapter 10 Ability is not how you use it 【Ask for a monthly ticket】

Chapter 10 Ability is not how you use it

"Oh."

Uchiha Itachi replied flatly, obviously all this did not exceed his expectations, at most he was slightly surprised that Yangsuke would take the initiative to admit it.

In fact, he was also very puzzled, what happened to him? !

Obviously the two people don't have any deep connection, they haven't known each other for a long time, and they don't talk much, why would I accompany each other to mess around with each other, obviously I have more important things to do.

Is this true love——

--how is this possible.

Yang Jie is a very mysterious person, although his identity is very ordinary, but he knows many secrets that he can't understand. Normally, a person who knows so many secrets must take advantage of this advantage to plan something in his heart. Or he was burdened with a lot of things, but he didn't feel that this man was planning anything on Yang Jie.

nonsense -

This is Uchiha Itachi's definition of what Yosuke did.

It's like, no goal, no plan, just living according to my own thoughts.

Just like now.

The previous exchange of information was understandable, but now Yosuke has revealed to himself the secrets of the Senjujurama bloodline and the Uchiha clan, he has no idea what Yosuke wants to do, really?Is it because the other party treats me as a friend and wants to let me have other choices, so I will reveal this to myself? !

Or is it that the other party has already seen that he is a Konoha spy, so he uses this to provoke the relationship between himself and Konoha? !

This is not suspicious, but the basic quality of being a spy.

Espionage is not a spring outing. Being in the enemy camp may face danger at any time. If you don't think about it, you may die without knowing how to die.

Therefore, everything Yosuke said about Uchiha Itachi is half-believing and skeptical.

Yangsuke didn't know what Uchiha Itachi was thinking, and he said something when he thought of it.

"Shall we attack the roots?"

"..."

Uchiha Itachi was not in a hurry to answer Yangsuke, at this moment he couldn't make a judgment, whether he should trust his own feelings or his own thinking.After being silent for a while, he gave Yang Jie an answer. This was not a conclusion he got after his own judgment, but an answer that fit his identity.

"Is this an order from above?"

"no!"

This time Yang Jie didn't go around the corner, he answered very directly, paused for a moment and then continued: "Attacking the roots is not beneficial to our organization, on the contrary, it will only cause trouble. I don't need to explain this. Attacking the roots is just me I just wanted to prove to you that I didn't deceive you."

"In this case... then there is no need to trouble you."

"Oh."

Yang Jie is not in a hurry.

Uchiha Itachi's disease has been cured, this has brought changes to Uchiha Itachi in a short period of time, Yosuke believes that Uchiha Itachi's thinking will gradually change after a long time and less disease torture.

And even if Uchiha Itachi finally made the choice in the original book, Yosuke will still find a way to stop Uchiha Itachi.

Even if he dies, he will find a way to revive him!

In fact, Yosuke has never understood it very well. It is not very difficult to resurrect the dead in this world. Why didn't Uchiha Sasuke resurrect Uchiha Itachi?The specific reason is not clear to Yangsuke, it is probably because Uchiha Itachi doesn't want to be resurrected, or it may be because Uchiha Itachi's disease will also be revived after Uchiha Itachi's resurrection, and Uchiha Itachi's disease cannot be cured even by celebrities.

Many plots in the original work, Yang Jie doesn’t understand very well, and people’s attitudes towards the dead——

The villain can bring the dead back to life at will, but the decent one will only be sad because of the death of the dead, but will not use the ability to bring the dead back to life.

Or is it that Sasuke's Gouyu Reincarnation Eye does not have the ability to resurrect from the dead? !

This is also very possible. After all, the ability of the Samsara Eye to resurrect the dead is a heretic, and it is closely related to the ten tails. In the final episode, the body of the heretic golem, the ten tails, was sealed, which led to the loss of the ability of the Samsara Eye. If this is the case Everything, then everything can be understood, as for another forbidden technique to resurrect the dead, reincarnation.

That's just playing with the soul of the dead, it doesn't really bring the dead back to life.

Moreover, even if the ninjutsu is released, it cannot survive for a long time. Not everyone has such terrifying chakras as Uchiha Madara.

There is an essential difference between the two.

"If you need it, you can contact me at any time. The old guy in Danzo transplanted a lot of sharing eyes on himself, and he can infinitely use the Izanagi technique of your family many times, and because of the transplantation of the Senju Hashirama Cell Chakra Neither quality nor quantity can be understood by common sense, and with your current strength, you are not necessarily Danzo's opponent."

After saying this, Yosuke ignored Itachi Uchiha and continued his work of collecting materials.

At the same time, he perceives the movements of Konan and Tsunade through his knowledge and arrogance.

After a long period of research, Yang Jie has already figured out how to tell whether others are taking a bath through his knowledge and arrogance, which once made Yang Jie feel that his talent point must be wrong.The progress of normal cultivation is very slow, but once it comes to the "utilization" of the research ability, the talent explodes. Even a genius can't fully describe Yang Jie's talent in that area.

Uchiha Itachi glanced at Yangsuke, the expression on his face remained unchanged, making it impossible to see what he was thinking.

After a while, he left the place with a blink.

Sensing Uchiha Itachi's departure, Yosuke took a glance at Uchiha Itachi and then looked away. Even Yosuke could guess that Uchiha Itachi must have had a magical encounter with Sasuke.

Otherwise, it's a sneak peek into Sasuke's life.