People in Mond, arrogant sun, not hated

A dangerous breath came from their lower bodies.

In the scramble for each other, the telescope unfortunately slipped and fell into the fruit wine lake below under the desperate eyes of the two.

"My telescope!!!" X2

And Di Luke looked at the two people who didn't know why they flew crookedly and stopped moving forward with a blank face.

Behold the most exalted wind god of Mond.

And Teyvat's strongest sun.

He smiled crookedly, let go of the bowstring with a roar.

"This blow penetrates the stars!!!"

The bow and arrow burning with fiery flames pierced the wings in a perfect arc, accompanied by the screams of the sun and wind.

Under Newton's reassuring gaze, they followed gravity and fell straight into the fruit wine lake.

A huge splash.

Chapter 48: Don't have expectations of the chastity of mobile game characters

"...Ha... Puff Puff Puff!!!"

"To die or to die..."

On the shore of Fruit Wine Lake, the two people who were drenched and had water in their stomachs finally climbed ashore because of the high-altitude fall.

Almost, almost saw the dead old man waving on the other side.

Although they felt uncomfortable from being wet all over, when they looked down, their bodies were still naked like a skinned frog.

The two brothers and sisters looked at each other wearily, let go of their drenched hair together, and shook the water on their bodies like cats.

Wendy looked tiredly at the endless blue sky and murmured softly.

"Why do I find that every time I see you, nothing good happens?"

First being slept, and then being chased and killed together, as the first acquaintance with a person, it is too exciting.

"That's my line, every time I see you, bad things just get more troublesome."

Originally, he could at least see women when he ran into the neighborhood, but when Wendy came out like this, he could only wander into the wilderness.

The two hugged their knees at the same time, blowing the wind, like two homeless cats.

After 1 minute of silence.

The two looked at each other again.

They could see the disgust in each other's eyes.

They really don't want to see men naked anymore.

"I've been forced to this extent, even I don't intend to admit defeat, at least... at least I must see something that can heal my soul, even once!"

Honor, integrity, and shame don't matter anymore!

Only the soul of the old color batch is constantly burning! !

What's wrong with knights liking big white legs! ! !

Elmes stood up with a resolute expression.

Today he is going to change the image of a virgin who has only seen female naked bodies on videos.

"Count me in."

Wendy also stood up, and he supported his green hat with his hand, showing a hint of wretchedness and strength on the lovely Zhengtai's face.

"Since the reality is so fucked up, then I can only accept this fact and continue to move forward bravely. Let's formally cooperate, Elmes."

"Wendy..."

"Ermes..."

Elmes widened his eyes in incomparable emotion, and held his hand tightly.

Then suddenly, a big question mark appeared in his mind.

With purple eyes narrowed, he spoke naturally.

"By the way... I have had this doubt for a long time, Barbatos, you must have lived for thousands of years."

"Ok?"

And Wendy didn't realize the seriousness of the matter.

"If you don't count the sleeping time, it should be close to a thousand, what do you want to ask..."

"Are you a virgin?"

Click.

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The atmosphere suddenly died.

A black crow rattled by.

"......what?"

Wendy's head was turned 60 degrees to the left, her eyes staring like they were going to pop out.

"So I'm just asking if you have had sexual experience? After living for so long, you have done it once or twice, right?"

As if being forced, Elmes took a step forward while talking.

And Wendy took a step back, with cold sweat visible to the naked eye on his forehead, he forced a smile and said.

"What are you talking about out of the blue?"

"Don't worry, the readers in the post are all older single drivers, so are there any?"

"You talk about experience, then... there must be some."

And Ermes continued to press with a blank face.

"Oh~~ how many times? Ten times, a hundred times or thousands of times, there should be more than one in such a long time."

"Where is there such an exaggerated amount! Only once, only once!!!"

Looking at the opponent who was already in a hurry, Elmes fired the last blow with a smile on his face.

"So... what's her name?"

Wendy's body was forced to the side of a tree, and when he was about to dodge in other directions, Elmes knocked him back with a tree thud.

Make him look directly into his own eyes.

"So what about the name? Since there's only one, I'm sure you won't forget it easily."

Talking about experience and talking about the process, the other party may be able to make it up instantly with rich experience.

But if you make up names in this regard, there will be a relatively long period of hesitation.

Wendy's brain began to spin at a high speed.

No!

I have already imagined what will happen to me after telling the truth.

That must be-

"Ah la la, the majestic Fengshen, who has lived for thousands of years, the god of freedom, is still a virgin... Hahahahaha."

That sinful lip opened and closed.

"Oh Kawaii Koudu~~"

Absolutely right no way! ! !

At this time, I have to rely on my friends. If you just lie a little...you should forgive me.

He raised a finger confidently pointing to the sky and said.

"Don't you know? When the Zephyr Knights were established, the original Liontooth Knight Vanessa had a relationship with me—"

Suddenly there was a thunderbolt in the cloudless sky.

The sound like an explosion startled both of them suddenly.

The surrounding wind level suddenly became several times stronger, and the sound of the wind blowing the leaves was like the roar of a lion.

Wendy choked on her words, and her sweat kept dripping onto the ground.

"The first-generation Liontooth Knight, could it be that big——"

"No, no, I was wrong, I was wrong, don't go on talking!!!"

Besides, he might really be struck to death by lightning.

"Oh, then you're lying~"

The purple pupils began to light up strangely.

And Wendy stopped speaking stiffly.

Before Elmes spoke——

He clenched his fist tightly and burst into tears.

"That's right, how about I'm a virgin!! They all think I'm too tender and beautiful, like a girl, but so what, I'm the god of wind, the Seventh Consul of the world! What a bastard! I don’t envy that kind of rotten body relationship at all, that kind of fat will sag when you get older anyway, ba ga ba ga ba ga!! Long live the virgin, long live the single!!!!”

After finishing a series of words in one breath, Wendy put her hands on her knees and began to pant heavily.

but saw—

Elmes turned his face away with a desperately suppressed smile.

"laugh!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Elmes stretched out a hand to press on his head, the difference in physique made Wendy run forward desperately like an angry cat but couldn't move at all.

Wendy suddenly growled and pointed a finger at him.

"Bastard! So what about you? Aren't you a virgin?"

And upon hearing such words, Elmes showed a contemptuous and disdainful expression, as if seeing a two-meter-tall person growing mushrooms the size of elementary school students.

What a confident expression that was.

Like a seasoned old gunslinger.

Wendy couldn't help taking a few steps back in shock.

Could it be...Could it be...it's really only me who is...

Elmes opened his eyes handsomely and spoke with his head held high.

There was boundless confidence in his tone.

"Yes, so what!"

Even if it is a virgin status, he has to say it openly and confidently.

This is the spirit of being a man!

Only Wendy's roar resounded through the sky.

"Then what the hell are you talking about!!!!!!"

Chapter 49: Elmes: Is this the freedom of the gods?

"No one."