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"...Forget it, work, work! There are still three days left to finish! Hurry up and die for me!!!"

———Ermes Small Theater———

Chapter 237: The souvenirs bought by friends are always not what they want

"Well, that's pretty much what happened."

Putting down the black tea in her hand, Ying looked at the sky and let out a soft breath.

In front of her, Noelle, who finally appeared again after more than 100 chapters, showed admiration.

"As expected of an honorary knight, I saved a country again. I really need to work harder to learn from you."

There seemed to be stars hidden in Noelle's eyes, she immediately picked up the teacup and filled it up again, making the smile on Ying's face even a bit awkward.

Sister, you keep pouring me so much that I can't finish it. Do you want me to finish this pot of tea?

It's too diuretic.

"Ahem, by the way, Noelle, this is for you."

Ying hurriedly diverted her attention, took out a string of crystal pearl bracelets from her pocket, and handed them to her.

"This is?"

"A souvenir for you, do you like it?"

Noelle looked at the string of pearls that looked quite extraordinary in color and luster, and trembled a little flattered.

"Honorary knight... I can really accept such a valuable thing."

Indifferently, Ying took out three more skewers from her pocket and placed them in front of her, and said under Noelle's surprised gaze.

"It doesn't matter. I found this on an island in Daozuma where there are many pearls. There, pearls of this color are not particularly valuable."

"So feel free to accept it, Noelle. You are also my important friend."

Noelle lowered her head and blushed, stood up and bowed deeply to Ying in the most formal manner.

"This bracelet...I will cherish it for a lifetime!"

Ying: Oh~~

Don't be so exaggerated.

"Speaking of which, Elmes should have given you a souvenir too. What did he give you?"

As for Elmes, the cute and joyful expression on Noelle's face instantly disappeared.

She looked at the sky silently, as if she didn't want to recall what happened at that time.

Ying twitched the corner of her mouth, raised her teacup again and laughed dryly.

"Then...you can go without saying?"

And Noelle just lowered her head calmly and said.

"He first gave me a specimen of a strange bug that seemed to be called a ghost worm, and he also said that it was the version of the golden general, some terms that I couldn't understand at all."

fluorescent:......

Do you fucking give girls bugs as souvenirs?Has your EQ been eaten by a dog?

But it's not over yet.

Noelle continued talking with blank eyes.

"After I said no, he gave me a can of drink called Tuanzi Milk. He said that the No. [-] brand of Daozuma, the gods said it was delicious after drinking it."

"Hmm... I've also drank that one, it should taste okay... What's the matter?"

The dark green pupils looked in the direction of the sun with a slight murderous intent.

She whispered three words.

"【expired】"

The weird smell and chemical reaction made her squat in the toilet all night.

Ying's face was covered with sweat all of a sudden.

It really can't be saved.

The highlights in Noelle's eyes seemed to disappear.

She laughed without a smile.

"So if you see Senior, Knight of Honor, please tell me, I have something to ask him to "solve."

Ying was startled all over.

I feel like you're trying to solve more than just the problem.

"Ai-er-ma-s!!!"

At this moment, a shy roar suddenly spread throughout Mond.

Within the field of vision of the two, an ice-blue figure galloped past.

When she saw them, she stopped for a while, Yula was gasping for breath, the thick fruit on her chest was shaking constantly, her hands were tightly clenched and veins appeared, it seemed that she was temporarily out of breath.

But what is more striking than this is——

"Noelle, and Ying, have you seen that damned sun soul?"

The two shook their heads first, then looked at her with somewhat tangled expressions.

But in the end they turned into firmness, and the two complained in unison.

"What the hell is this salted fish in your hand?"

"I want to know too!!!"

Yura roared in despair and threw the salted fish sword in her hand to the ground.

A strange light flashed in those fish eyes for an instant.

"I just came back from the mission this morning, and I found that everyone gave me weird eyes, and inexplicably came up to give me some ordinary weapons, saying nonsense like changing a sword after hard work."

She couldn't figure out the situation at all, but she was at the door of her own house.

She saw a strange scene, a big salted fish more than one meter long hanging on her door.

There is also a warm reminder on the sticker next to it.

【I will put it outside when you are not at home. This is a new weapon specially prepared for you. It is very suitable for the identity of the Spray Knight. From now on, you can continue to work hard with this sword! 】

A sun pattern is drawn in the final corner.

Yura:  …

Now the whole Mond thinks that this fish is her spray knight's special skill! ! !

Ying suddenly blinked.

I remember this fish was one of the items that Elmes took from Inazuma's treasury as a reward.

If she remembers correctly, this salted fish seems to be a live...

Ying didn't say it out loud.

So, while looking for the sun who didn't know where to fish, the three women asked other victims.

First of all, the captain of an unknown black-skinned cavalry.

"Strange souvenir, you say? I think it's okay."

Kaia pointed to the strange blindfold she was wearing now, with a happy smile on her face.

"I heard that this is a treasured version brought by Daozuma's great pirate Domeki hundreds of years ago. It is a priceless ancient relic."

Ying narrowed her eyes and looked carefully.

"Oh, this is Big Sister Beidou's blindfold. It should have been thrown away because of accidental drinking vomit."

Kaya's smile froze.

Then there is a certain fire master who recently changed his name to Earl Lulu.

"Ermes? I won't open the things he gave casually, but it feels like clothes or something."

A few minutes later, everyone looked at the huge rice crust and laughed tremblingly.

Di Luke silently raised his machete.

There are also some very inexplicable gifts.

Amber looked at the pile of bandages in front of him and scratched his head in doubt.

"He said that it can be used as a material to strengthen it to five stars, but it seems to be a bunch of bandages, and they are still used?"

Barbara who is about the same as her.

She blushed and looked at the sexy lingerie (?) with mermaid elements in front of her, and threw it on the bed forcefully.

"Who would wear such shameless clothes?!!"

(Xinhai in the distance: ha-ow-!!!?)

Finally, a group of people gathered in Captain Qin's office, looking at her with strange eyes.

"What... what's wrong?"

"Captain Qin, what gift did you receive? Is it also something strange?"

But something unexpected happened.

Captain Qin shook his head.

"Are you talking about the souvenir? It's not too strange, it's actually quite useful."

She pointed to a necklace around her neck with her finger.

"This magical item can sense the user's situation, and when tired, it sends out an electric current to stimulate the brain, which can prolong the user's labor and action time. With this, I don't even need coffee, and I can work longer It's time...haha...ha..."

Qin, who was smiling dryly, suddenly turned her head with a gloomy face, her big eyes filled with despair.

Everyone: What the hell did you give away? ! !

At this moment, a sound suddenly came from the confinement room next door.

A few minutes later, a small red figure slowly walked in.

Crying to the head of Qin.

"Master Qin...a gift..."

Everyone's expression changed suddenly.

What?Could it be that Elmes is already wicked enough to play with children?

"The gift from Brother Elmes is too heavy, and Keli can't carry it by herself."

The eyes of everyone eased a lot.

After all, Elmes is quite good to children.

"It's okay, let's move it for you!"

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"what is this?"

Everyone was stunned, their eyes widened as if they saw something unbelievable.

Di Luke opened his mouth wide and looked at the precious lacquerware with a history of at least a thousand years. The price of this kind of thing on the market must be at least 500 million moras.

Keli tilted her head and recalled earnestly.

"Kelly doesn't know either, but Brother Elmes said that if he doesn't sell it, he can use it to make a vase."

Barbara held the blue crystal the size of a basketball in her hand dully, and the energy of the water element filled her eyes instantly lit up.

In the words of Liyue Xianjia, this thing is a fairy material, and in game language, it is the original embryo of a five-star weapon. It cannot be estimated by price.

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