I, the villain, start the game with the protagonist saint

Er Niang...

Er Niang? !

Could it be that Erniang also...

Seeing that one foot of Dai Haoren had stepped out of the tent, Tie Shuizhu said: "Come back!"

Dai Haoren said: "What are you doing?"

Tie Shuizhu gritted his teeth and said, "Didn't you want a massage?"

With a "huh", the strong wind passed by, and Dai Haoren was already lying on Tie Shuizhu's bed.

"Hey, I'm just waiting for your words."

"I want a 'Half-Dragon Service'—Half-Dragon understand? Do everything except that."

"Well, after all, after working hard for a day, you are like an old scalper plowing the land."

"You should also relax, recharge your batteries, and prepare for another battle in the future..."

"Can you know it? If you can't, I have a video tutorial here. You can follow along."

Iron Water Column: "..."

At this time, Iron Water Column didn't know whether to be lucky or sad.

Needless to say, it is sad, everything that is happening now is a tragedy!

Fortunately, it was Dai Haoren who said "don't do that thing" - as long as he doesn't do that kind of thing, his final innocence can be regarded as preserved!

As long as you keep this innocence, you won't be sorry for Chen Feng!

but……

When he thought of the final innocence of "not doing that thing" in exchange for his mother's "feeding a tiger with her body", Tie Shuizhu felt a sharp pain in his heart, as if pierced by a thousand arrows.

Think about it this way...

This blessing suddenly became incomparably ridiculous, ironic, and sad!

If it was possible, how much she wished that the one being bullied was herself, not her mother - if it was herself, she could die to keep her innocence!

Just when Tie Shuizhu lost his soul and felt pain in his heart.

Dai Haoren had already disarmed all the weapons on his body, that is to say, a white towel was covered underneath.

Tie Shuizhu came back to his senses and asked: "Is there a bigger white cloth, so that I can cover you completely."

Dai Haoren was taken aback for a moment, then he smiled "haha" and said, "Wife Shuizhu, I can't see that you are still so humorous—let's go on!"

Tie Shuizhu took what Dai Haoren threw over. It was a glass bottle with "Rejuvenation Essential Oil" written on it...

Dai Haoren: "Hey, can you know it? If you don't, just say it, don't be ashamed, let's follow the video on the spot."

Tie Shuizhu's face was gloomy, and he said coldly: "No need!"

Because she really learned.

Originally, I learned to give Ye Chenfeng a massage.

But now...

Dai Haoren said: "Oh? It looks like you have learned it a long time ago? Then what are you waiting for? Come up quickly!"

Iron Water Column: "..."

Then, naturally, it was Dai Haoren's late-night spa time...

Tie Shuizhu's hand moved and pressed on Dai Haoren's skin that had been smeared with essential oil.

"Not bad, it feels really good."

"Oh! Shu Tan!"

"Just work harder."

Tie Shuizhu gritted his teeth tightly, feeling that Dai Haoren was really annoying, and wished he could sew his mouth shut.

"correct……

"Did Ye Chenfeng tell you about his life experience?"

Iron Water Column: "?!"

[Author's digression]: I'm on the seventh day of the first day of the Lunar New Year... I'm weakly asking for support. . .

Chapter 695

"Did Ye Chenfeng tell you about his life experience?"

Iron Water Column: "?!"

The hand that was pressing on Dai Haoren's body stopped instantly.

Yes……

Ye Chenfeng's life experience!

Of course, Dai Haoren was very concerned about this.

Although I am the author who created the character "Ye Chenfeng"...

However, this book with "Ye Chenfeng" as the protagonist is an eunuch!

The character "Ye Chenfeng" hasn't had time to be fully formed yet—well, okay, let's admit it, we are really lazy, we didn't even build the "character template" of the protagonist "Ye Chenfeng", so we hurriedly started typing.

But who knew that such a strange thing as "the author of the eunuch traveled to the book of his own eunuch and became the first little villain trampled to death by the protagonist" would happen!

and so……

Dai Haoren, who was supposed to know Ye Chenfeng's life experience best, didn't know anything about his life experience.

As the saying goes, "Know yourself, know your enemy, and win a hundred battles."

Now I don't know anything about Ye Chenfeng's life experience, is that okay?This is very bad!

For example, the golden-armored giant who appeared after Ye Chenfeng was killed...

Dai Haoren didn't know anything about that thing, so he was really stunned.

If I hadn't been awesome at that time, wouldn't I have finished the game?

Think about it, if you killed Ye Chenfeng before, and the golden armored giant jumped out...

Come on, it's over, Barbie Q!

The former self, the self before obtaining the "blood of the five great holy beasts", facing the golden armored giant, he would undoubtedly die without any suspense!

Even, in the previous "Three Giants War", I was very lucky to win. It can be said that it was a narrow victory-the narrow victory was entirely due to luck.

Battles won by luck will be won by luck.

Dai Haoren didn't want to hand over his wealth and life to that illusory fate.

You said that if you knew that a giant in golden armor would burst out after Ye Chenfeng died.

Dai Haoren was not stupid, so he definitely wouldn't kill him.

Know yourself and your enemy!

You must know yourself and your enemy.

If you want to know Ye Chenfeng, where should you start?

There is no doubt about the answer - iron!water!column!

She is Ye Chenfeng's most trusted and closest person.

If it comes to understanding Ye Chenfeng, who else?

This is the main purpose of Dai Haoren's doing so many things.

It's impossible not to get to know Ye Chenfeng a bit.

At this time, Ye Chenfeng was completely missing...

But he has a "protagonist halo" on him.

He is the "protagonist of a cool article", okay?

Dai Haoren has no doubts at all, even if he encounters some setbacks for a while, in the end all setbacks will become his adventures, helping him become stronger and help him grow - how dare Dai Haoren doubt this?

Now his whereabouts are unknown.

In case he staged "The Return of the King" for you one day...

Then make wool!

Therefore, it is necessary and urgent to plan ahead!

of course.

The most fundamental thing is to become stronger—this is the fundamental!

So in Dai Haoren's plan, after finishing his work here, he will start to go to another world to find a way to become stronger!

As for this "new world", it seems that there is no room for him to grow.

what?

Challenge "Heaven"?

not interested!

If he can't see the obvious benefits, he won't do it.

There was silence in the tent for two seconds...

Tie Shuizhu said, "I don't know."

Dai Haoren said: "I really don't know? Or do I know but don't want to tell me."

Tie Shuizhu said: "I really don't know."

Dai Haoren said: "Use your parents to swear. If you lie, they will - wait, use your father, not your mother. Your mother is mine now - if you talk, you Father will die badly, will be struck by lightning, will be scattered, and will be reincarnated as a pig or dog in the next life!"

Even Dai Haoren would not make such a poisonous oath.

So how could the molten iron column be sent?

Dai Haoren said: "Don't swear? See, I still don't know, so I just opened my mouth."

Tie Shuizhu said: "I won't swear such silly oaths on my parents."

Dai Haoren said: "Then Ye Chenfeng?"

Even without talking about it, I know that Iron Water Column's answer is "no".

Dai Haoren smiled.

"If I let you, then I swear, you don't have to hurry up and send it. I can't wait to arrange the most vicious oath."

"right?"

"But Shui Zhu, you still need to think before you speak."

"Think about your current situation and your parents' situation before you speak."

"If you don't care at all, then pretend I didn't say anything."

"On the contrary, you have to think clearly about what you want to say - let me ask you again, how much do you know about Ye Chenfeng's life experience?"

Iron Water Column: "..."

This time Tie Lizhu was simply silent.

You let me think it through, right?

Ok, then I won't say it at all, if you ask me "why not say it", I will say "didn't you make me think it through?"

Dai Haoren said: "Hey, why did your hands stop? Keep pressing! Don't stop, press hard. I can withstand as much force as I want."

Iron Water Column: "..."

She could only pinch silently.

Of course Dai Haoren knew that it was the hardest thing to pry open the molten iron column, but he was confident that he could handle it.