I, the villain, start the game with the protagonist saint

boom! ! ! ! !

The explosion sounded.

Just in that split second.

The huge "Dragon City" exploded.

Countless shattered fragments splashed out and shot around.

And among the scattered debris, there were quite a few people.

They also shot around with the fragments scattered by the explosion.

"Hold!"

"Made!"

"The universe is so beautiful..."

"Help, ah, ah—"

"Haha, I'm not dead! I'm not dead!!!"

"It's over, if this falls..."

All kinds of chaotic voices sounded, shouting one by one.

Then, these people fall to the ground under the effect of gravity.

Now they shouted even louder.

"Ahhhh!"

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"

"Fuck! Are you playing with me?"

"Who brought a parachute?"

"Yo ho! Fly! It's so cool hahahaha!"

"It's hot! It's on fire!"

Everyone did not die in the explosion of "Dragon City".

But it seems that he has not completely escaped from the desperate situation of death-if he was not killed by the bomb, he would probably be killed by the fall.

some of.

Dai Haoren hugged Chang Emei tightly...

Under the tug of gravity, the two fell towards the ground together.

Chang Emei originally had her eyes closed.

Opening her eyes at this time, she felt dizzy when she saw the hazy land below.

So high!

This is too tall!

Then she realized another question: "Will we...will fall to our death?"

Dai Haoren said: "Maybe...probably...maybe...almost...yes?"

Chang Emei: "..."

She was silent, then smiled, and said, "If you fall from this height, there shouldn't be any pain, right? I'm not afraid of death, but a little afraid of pain."

Afraid of pain?

Are you still afraid of pain?

When a girl tells a guy what she's afraid of, that's one of the signs of "play".

Dai Haoren smiled "ha", and said: "Don't worry, you will definitely not feel the pain. Because you will fall into a pulp in an instant. Your death speed is faster than the speed of pain transmission. It will be even worse if your head hits the ground. Alright, I feel like I’m going to die neatly.”

Chang E rolled her eyes...

This man is real!

Won't you comfort me a little bit?

What do you mean I don't know?

Dai Haoren said: "And when the time comes, our flesh and blood will be mixed together. There is me in you, and you in me. Thinking about it this way, isn't it quite romantic? It's like two lovers who were trapped by warmth and finally died in love—— Ah, just thinking about it makes me feel bloody!"

Chang Emei coughed twice.

She can say "romantic and touching" because of Dai Haoren.

I didn't expect him to say shit...

Chang E frowned: "Then let me go. I don't want to die with you."

Dai Haoren said: "Are you sure? I heard that when people who die together go to the underworld, they will travel together on Huangquan Road. If you are alone, you can only walk in the dark at night. It doesn't matter if I am a man, I'm afraid that you are a woman..."

Chang E brows angry.

"Hey!!!"

"You man!"

"I'm dying, can't you say something nice?!"

How irritating!

How come I didn't find him so annoying before!

If I had known earlier, I would have ignored him from the start!

"You let me go!"

"One person is one person!"

"Anyway, I have been alone since I was a child, and I have long been used to it!"

Ouch?

Hit your pain point?

Dai Haoren smiled "hehe", of course he won't let her go - at this time, only people with negative IQ will let her go, right?

"well!"

"Let me say something nice."

"Did you see, did you see that moon?"

"Legend, there is a 'Guanghan Palace' on the moon..."

He was talking about the story of "Chang'e Flying to the Moon".

But it was changed a little bit—well, just a little bit, really!

"Later, Wu Gang and Chang'e died in love...the souls of the two remained in the world for a long time."

"In order to make Chang'e's soul go to the moon and become a fairy, Wu Gang's 'Three Goods and Four Goods' youth, he took an ax to chop down trees, kept chopping and chopping, and built a very, very long ladder."

"Then he hugged Chang'e and climbed the ladder to the moon."

"Finally Chang'e finally landed on the moon and became 'Chang'e Fairy'."

Chang Emei was fascinated by what she heard - she was really fascinated, she completely forgot that she was falling now!

Then he asked, "Then... what about Wu Gang?"

Dai Haoren sighed and said: "He cut down trees first, then built the ladder, and then climbed the stairs with Chang'e in his arms. Finally, the oil ran out and the lamp died, and his soul flew away."

Chang E frowned: "Ah? Why is this happening? Shouldn't they be together happily on the moon?"

Dai Haoren shook his head.

"The ending you mentioned is only found in fairy tales. The reality is cruel. How can there be such a beautiful thing."

"Do you know what Wu Gang said to Chang'e before he died after landing on the moon?"

Chang Emei asked, "What did you say?"

Dai Haoren said: "Sister Chang'e, it's time for you to lose weight."

Chang Emei: “………………………”

For an instant.

All the goodness and emotion were gone.

boom!

After a brief moment of astonishment, anger erupted instantly.

"You bastard!"

"I hate you to death!"

"I... I'll bite you to death!!"

Chang E's eyebrows stood on end, she screamed, and she really opened her mouth to bite Dai Haoren.

Who is Dai Haoren?

How could he let go of this mouth that was offered on his own initiative?

So...

The two mouths came together.

"Wow?!"

Chang E's eyes widened, and she immediately struggled vigorously.

But how could Dai Haoren let her break free?

She wrapped her neck with one hand, pressed her waist with the other, and kissed her firmly!

Chang Emei's struggle was very intense at the beginning.

But gradually, the more powerless it became.

Even in the end, she closed her eyes, and the hand that grabbed Dai Haoren's clothes turned into a hug...

As a person in charge, Dai Haoren is the most sensitive to the changes.

Because the lips of "Sister Chang'e" were stiff at first.

But gradually, her lips became softer and softer—without using force, her lips would naturally become softer.

Not far away, a person suddenly yelled.

"Depend on!!"

"Cao Nima's!"

"I'm going to die, you two dogs and men are still feeding me a wave of dog food!"

"Is there any reason?"

"Is there any king's law!"

"Curse you to be dogs in the next life!"

Dai Haoren freed one hand and raised a middle finger at the man.

And a little farther away.

Ye Chenfeng looked at Dai Haoren and Chang Emei who were hugging each other, feeling sour in his heart.

Crescent girl...

He also likes it!

But why just...

Ugh!

That's all, that's all!

I already have a water column, why am I envious and jealous of Dai Haoren? !