I, the villain, start the game with the protagonist saint

"Don't worry, I'm ready to understand Jiudan..."

"Give him a hard time this time!"

"That's right, go all out!"

A group of other sons-in-law and children of the "Shijia" reached a highly unified opinion on the matter of "getting drunk with Dai Haoren".

After the worship, the parents serve tea.

After offering tea, it is sent to the bridal chamber...

But sending into the bridal chamber is not the end.

The whole afternoon is wedding banquet time!

Of course, the main dignitaries will leave after their midday meal.

But how many relatives does "Shijia" have?

I'm afraid I can't even count them!

Even if you exclude those who are far away and those who are close, there is still a basket of baskets.

Whenever this "red event" - the head of the family recruits a son-in-law, close relatives must come!

It's wishful thinking to meet the Patriarch, but at least let your name appear on the gift list...

They are all here to give gifts, so naturally they have to eat and drink a few cups.

So don't look at the long time in the afternoon, it is estimated that it is not enough to entertain the huge "relative army" of the "teacher's family".

In the past, it was not that it was not dragged into the night.

During this period, the groom, especially the groom who comes to the door, may have "blessings"!

As long as the attitude is good, humble enough, and sociable, that's all. The sons, grandsons, and son-in-law of the "Shijia" will take care of the groom's face.

What about vice versa?

If you don’t have a big iron stomach, you have to prepare a coffin for yourself in advance—this is not a joke, there are precedents!

People like Dai Haoren are bold enough, arrogant enough, arrogant enough...

It's absolutely distasteful!

Especially not to please those sons-in-law who come to visit like him!

When we go to the door of "Shijia", we always go through the small door, so why do you Dai Haoren go through the big door?

They are all son-in-laws, why is there such a big gap?

Naturally, this unhappiness could not be vented by beating Dai Haoren.

They have a better way to deal with Dai Haoren: pouring alcohol!

On a big day, a toast is not too much, right?

With this name, you can force them to death—as long as you can't force them to death, you can force them to death!

looking forward to...

Looking forward to it!

It's finally time for the toast!

The sons, grandsons, and sons-in-law of the "Shijia" were all gearing up, and their eyes seemed to glow green when they looked at Dai Haoren.

Dai Haoren, who had just returned from the bridal chamber, knew nothing about this...

But of course Dai Haoren knew what to do next—a toast!

Respect each one!

A table of respect!

There is nothing to say about toasting those elders and distinguished guests.

Elders and distinguished guests don't make trouble—those who want to make trouble have to endure it, such as Shi Tianwei—and Dai Haoren won't make trouble for nothing, just toast, and drink the next one.

After paying respects to the elders and distinguished guests, Dai Haoren plunged into the group of peers.

The teacher said: "Brother-in-law, I wish you and my second sister a happy and beautiful life, and have a precious son. Finish this glass of wine!"

Dai Haoren: "Well, I hear your brother-in-law pleasing to my ears. Done!"

A certain son-in-law: "Brother-in-law, come, I will toast you too! We will be a family from now on!"

Dai Haoren: "Although I don't know you, I still have to drink wine!"

Another son-in-law: "Cousin-in-law, you have given us people a face! You should be bleached!"

Dai Haoren: "Haha! I like your words. Drink!"

In this way, the sons, grandsons, and sons-in-law of the "Shijia" went up one by one to "bomb" Dai Haoren.

They can always find an excuse to drink.

If you can't find it, just say: "Don't talk about it, I'm just happy, do it!"

Just like that, bottles of wine were poured into Dai Haoren's stomach.

If the empty wine bottles were not taken away by the waiter, maybe they would be higher than others!

Dai Haoren is not stupid.

I don't know what these people are going to do.

Want to get me drunk?

Hey, let's see who gets drunk!

Gradually, one after another, the sons, grandsons, and son-in-laws of the "Shijia" died of drunkenness one after another.

The rest of the people saw it, oh, this is not the way, so they brought in more relatives and poured Dai Haoren together.

For all the relatives who came to have a wedding, Dai Haoren was dragged to toast.

Time passed quietly just as the cups of wine entered the belly.

Before I knew it, it was midnight.

At this point, the wedding banquet was finally almost over.

"drink!"

"Keep drinking!"

"Huh? Why are you all down?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, no way, you guys, you can't drink too much—hiccup!"

"It's boring!"

"It's time to go back into the cave... the bridal chamber!"

Dai Haoren suddenly felt dizzy and shook his head vigorously.

"I am drunk?"

"impossible."

"I'm not drunk! How could I be...drunk?"

He was indeed drunk!

No matter how strong his body is, after drinking so much alcohol, it has reached the upper limit of what his body can bear.

Once you reach this upper limit, no matter how strong you are, you will still be drunk as you should be.

It's just that Dai Haoren was obviously not completely drunk, otherwise he would have been lying down like everyone else.

"A moment in the spring night is worth a thousand gold—hiccup!"

"Master, this old monk is here—hiccup!"

"Hey, which way is it? This one—hiccup!"

"Tsk! What are you hanging so many red lanterns for?"

"It's so bright that I can't see clearly."

Dai Haoren staggered all the way, turning around.

Gradually, he lost the consciousness of "where am I", and the fragments and unfragments belonged!

He stepped on a crossroad, passed through a doorway, and entered a yard. He saw a house hung with red lanterns and red paper, walked over, opened the door and entered.

Where is the teacher?

Where is the teacher?

Then he heard the sound of water and humming a minor tune.

Dai Haoren smiled silently "hehe", he decided to surprise the teacher!

So he held his breath and concentrated, and walked towards the direction of the sound of water with vain steps.

There is still some confusion in front of my eyes.

Pulling open a curtain, bypassing a screen, the eyes are immediately attracted by the two balls of white.

two groups?

Four groups?

What happened to your eyes?

Forget it, don't care, whether it's two groups or four groups, none of them can escape my palm!

Hey, Mrs., eat the old man's magic pestle!

result……

"what!"

"you……"

"Dai Haoren, are you crazy!?"

"let me go!"

"No!"

"you can not!"

After a scream, the sound of gnashing of teeth only spread within a square inch.

Obviously suppressed.

at the same time……

Shi Tianxiong's study room.

Shi Zhongdao holds this special key in his hand and wants to insert it into the keyhole.

But now he is also drunk, no matter how he inserts it, he can't insert it correctly, and he can't poke it in.

Shi Tianxiong said: "If you are drunk, go back and rest first."

Hearing Lao Tzu's voice, Shi Zhongdao became sober in an instant, and the key was inserted into the keyhole as soon as he inserted it.

The father and son then entered the secret room.

in the secret room.

Hey!

Shi Tianxiong put a white jade bottle in front of Shi Zhongdao.

"This is 'Three Wusangshengsan'."

"Colorless, odorless, and non-toxic!"

"However, it can make people below the 'Nine Heavens Realm' die silently."

"I want you...to feed Dai Haoren!"

"My son, you can't stay!"