Play well and hang up?

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Chapter 380

Among ordinary balms, Yinger sold three bottles of the best quality to Wuchen, and gave him a [very reasonable invoice].

Ying'er was very happy and said, "Handsome guy, come again next time~"

Paimon:?

"Why does it feel wrong to say this from Ying'er..."

"Hehe, you guys misunderstood. What I mean is, come to Chunxiang Yaozi to accompany me when you have time."

Paimon:?

"Don't these two sentences mean the same thing?"

Wuchen said sincerely: "Next time, next time."

fluorescent:?

"Ahem, I mean, next time, definitely, next time."

Paimon said, "Do you really want to use this balm?"

"It's okay, Zhongli can't tell."

"What if he sees it?"

"It's okay, I'm free."

"All right……"

Seeing that Wuchen couldn't be persuaded, Paimeng said: "Then let's go to the statue of the Seven Heavens, Mr. Zhongli must have been waiting for a long time."

Opening the map, he was instantly teleported to the location of the Seven Heavens God Statue.

Zhong Li closed his eyes and rested, it seemed that he had been waiting here for a long time.

Paimon said: "Mr. Zhongli, we brought the balm here."

"...Mr. Zhongli, you seemed to be staring at the statue in a daze just now, did you keep you waiting for too long?"

Zhong Li came back to his senses and said, "Oh, you guys are back, and I haven't waited long."

"Compared to the watch of the rock king emperor engraved on the statue, it is just a short moment."

"Hey, how can people compare with statues?"

Paimeng sighed in his heart, Mr. Zhongli is really an emperor's chef.

Wuchen worried: "Zhongli, why are you standing next to the statue? How much blood can the statue on Liyue's side recover? Don't drain the statue, I won't be able to use it then."

Paimon said: "Good guy, you are so kind."

Ordinary people can expel monsters and restore physical strength and wounds by approaching the statue.

Zhongli said: "It's okay, the statue is the incarnation of the emperor, a product of chance, how much energy can an ordinary person like me consume from the statue?"

Boss, don't say that, you can't eat all the energy of my idol...

Wuchen complained in his heart: "Fortunately, I'm smarter. If I run out of blood, I will play a copy and go to other people's world to recover my blood."

As long as the hand is fast enough, the homeowner usually can't find it.

You ask why he doesn't go to the world of friends?

Friends don't let him go!

Everyone else has figured out his tricks, so they won't let him in at all!

This makes Wuchen very speechless, isn't it just to return a little blood, and to pick you up a little pure heart by the way, as for it.

Zhong Li said, "Did you bring the balm?"

Paimon said: "..."

Wuchen said: "Bring it."

"Thank you for your hard work, let's offer the balm one by one."

Paimon breathed a sigh of relief, Mr. Zhongli didn't seem to notice.

Wu Chen put the balm on it one by one.

Paimon said: "This, this is the first balm...Miss Ying'er said it is sweet and dreamy, and it is the favorite of little girls."

She said so out of conscience.

"This is the second type of balm. It is said to be noble and the favorite of rich daughters."

"The third type of balm has a soft fragrance but lasts for a long time, like a hazy mist...whatever, it is most popular with mature women."

Suddenly, the idol flashed for a moment, but then disappeared quickly.

"Hey, what's going on?"

Why did the idol flicker and then disappear?Does Dijun like it or not?

Zhong Li murmured, "It's unbelievable that there is such a phenomenon."

Wuchen said: "..."

"Judging from the reaction of the idol, the emperor should like the third balm the most."

Paimon said: "Yeah, I can see... But, why is it the third type?"

The third type of balm has a soft but long-lasting fragrance, like a hazy mist...whatever, it is most popular with mature women.

"Could it be that Emperor Yanwang is actually a woman? And a gentle and mature big sister?"

Zhongli: ...

Wuchen nodded and said, "What you said, Paimeng, makes sense."

Zhong Li was also a little speechless, but he was not yet angry with Paimeng.

"Based on universal rationality, the emperor should be male."

"Hey, why is that? You can't tell if it's a man or a woman with Dijun's appearance?"

Paimon only saw Dijun in the ceremony of inviting immortals.

Looks like a dragon.

Men and women are not visible.

In fact, the possibility that the emperor is a woman also exists, right?

Zhongli said: "No, you think too much."

Wuchen said: "I think what Paimon said makes sense."

Zhong Li fell into deep thought for a long time.

Is Wu Chen playing stupid or really stupid?

If Zhongli couldn't judge before, but after going through so many things and understanding what "crumbs" means, Zhongli is more inclined to pretend that Wuchen is stupid.

So he said: "I heard that if someone disrespects the emperor in front of the statue, he will be injured by the meteorite falling from the sky, and even be in danger of death."

Paimon said, "What? Why haven't I heard of this rumor before?"

She is an old guide of Tewat, why haven't you heard this rumor?

Ying shook her head, she had never heard of it either.

As for Wuchen, he had never heard of it.

No, he can be sure that there is no such rumor at all.

"What does Zhongli mean? You don't think I'm upset, you just made up a rumor?"

Probably.

Those who were meditating, suddenly, the gradually darkening sky became brighter.

"what's the situation?"

Several people looked up, only to see a "huge meteorite" falling from the sky.

It hit a few people.

Wuchen and the others were stunned.

Zhong Li said: "Sure enough, the rumors are true."

"Damn, do you really want to smash me to death?"

"Mr. Wuchen, what does this mean? This is what the emperor said, what does it have to do with me?"

Wuchen threw himself aside.

The meteorite fell to nothing.

Hit the ground next to it.

A hole was smashed out in an instant.

Paimon said: "Huhu, I was scared to death, I was scared to death..."

Ying walked over curiously and said, "Is this... a meteorite?"

This stone is not big, at most the size of a fist, it doesn't feel like a meteorite.

Very strange.

It doesn't look like it, and it's not the same size, but it feels very similar when it's smashed down.

How should I put it, it's not like a stone falling from a high altitude, but a special effect is added behind the stone's butt.

Come down with a long meteor tail.

Anyone who looks at it is afraid.

But I found that it turned out to be such a small stone.

Paimon swelled, and said, "It's actually such a small stone."

Ying hurriedly covered her mouth and said, "Paimon, don't talk about it, the emperor may just warn us, if you continue talking, it may be a real punishment."

"Mmmmmmm!"

Paimon nodded in fright.

Wu Chen said: "It's all Paimeng's fault, it's not that Dijun is a woman."

"Eh, my fault!?"

"Well, that meteorite is obviously coming towards you!"

"Eh!!"

Is this true?

The meteorite seemed to be falling towards Paimon, but the real target was not Paimon at all.

Who it is, Wuchen knows in his heart.

But he is best at pushing the pot.

Chapter 380 Two Seven Gods Toilet Water

"Ahem, okay, now it has been proven that Dijun is a man, but here comes the question, why do men like balm used by mature women..."