Play well and hang up?
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Mandrill fell silent for the third time.
The silence was extra long this time.
After a while, he said slowly, "Interesting."
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"And said you're not a pleasure freak!"
As Mandrill said, he hadn't joked with anyone for a long time, and no one dared to joke with him.
His life can be said to be lonely.
Spent in battle.
In my spare time, I will be alone.
There are few friends, and if there are, they are dead.
So he was alone, for many years.
But until today, there are a few strange travelers who don't care about their identities and communicate with each other as equals.
This made Mandrill feel a little different in his heart.
But his face was still icy, and nothing changed because of it.
"The human soul is not as strong as an immortal, and it is difficult to carry such a concentration of immortal luck in the blood. It is for your own good, hurry up and leave."
Although it is true that Mandrill feels unusual to them, it is precisely because of this that he does not want to get in touch with them too much.
Because, I am a fairy.
And they are just mortals.
Xianfan is different.
Don't talk about anything else, just the life span alone is the difference of heaven and earth.
A mortal's life is just an insignificant moment for a fairy.
Therefore, Mandrill doesn't want to have too much contact with them, and he will really develop feelings in the future, and he will feel sad when he dies in the future.
He has experienced too many such experiences.
Don't want to go through it again.
So, after all, the figure disappeared.
They didn't give a few people a chance to speak at all.
Paimon said: "Disappeared? I'm so angry, why does this person talk to himself."
"I really want to give him an ugly nickname...but if I want to offend the immortal, when I find the treasure chest in the future, will I just open the cabbage?"
Chapter 360 I heard you have a recipe?
"Based on general rationality, no. However, if the immortal is really idle, it is not impossible."
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"What is an immortal? If it's really idle, it's not impossible?"
"Because they can completely search all the treasure chests in Liyue, then take out the treasures in the treasure chests, and then put the cabbages in."
"Also, is there still such an operation?"
"That's why I said that unless this immortal is very free, generally speaking, this kind of thing will not happen."
Yes, generally speaking, but Mandrill, he remembered, seemed quite free?
"No, no, Mandrill is not that kind of person."
Other immortals still have that possibility, but Mandrill is not the type to do that kind of thing.
"Also, Paimon, you don't have to worry about offending the immortal, because you have already offended."
"Eh?? When? Why don't I know?"
Ying supported her forehead and said, "Just when you complained that the immortal is a dwarf."
"Hey, but Paimeng obviously didn't complain, he just said a few words casually, is that fairy so stingy!"
Paimon puffed up his mouth and said, "It's really disgusting. Now that I've offended him, I don't have to worry about offending him again. I'll call him Xiaohuahua from now on."
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"How did this nickname come about?"
"Because he has tattoos on his arms. I didn't expect a fairy to do such a non-mainstream thing. Because of the tattoos, I called him Xiaohuahua."
Wuchen was almost full of praise, this nickname is simply amazing.
"Yes, I hope you dare to call him that in front of him in the future."
"Why don't you dare, just a fairy, Paimeng is a demon god. When I was bored, I was like a fairy every bite. The little flower is not enough for me to stuff my teeth... Oh, it hurts, who beat it my head!"
"No one."
"No, I just clearly felt that someone hit me on the head."
"Is it the wind?"
"Wind? Yes, is that so?"
That's the way it is.It was obvious that Mandrill was very dissatisfied, so he hit her up.
However, from Wuchen's point of view, it was completely light.
Paimon said: "Oh, there is no way to communicate with Xiaohuahua at all, why don't we go ask the proprietress of the inn and ask her if she knows how to communicate with immortals normally."
That's all she said, how does a restaurant proprietress know how to get along with immortals.
But with the mentality of just in case, I still looked for it.
The name of the proprietress of Wangshu Inn is very strange, she is called Phil Godet, which doesn't sound like Liyue's name at first glance.
"Hello, distinguished guests, is there anything I can help you with?"
But it seems that people from any country, for them, the customer is God.
Paimon said, "Well, do you know anything about immortals?"
Phil Godet said: "Oh? You have already met Mandrill? Not bad, is he in a good mood and willing to come out to meet people?"
"It turns out that this attitude is already in a good mood."
"Hehe, immortal fate is rare. Many people devote themselves to visiting immortals, but they have never seen an immortal in their whole life."
"When the Rock God established Liyue, he borrowed the power of immortals. But because most of the immortals only know how to protect Liyue by fighting.
So for thousands of years, after all, humans have mastered the operation of the trading capital, while the immortals lived in seclusion. "
"The proprietress knows a lot."
Phil Godet smiled and said, "It's not the lady boss, it's the boss—"
The ending was lengthened.
"In short, since you are so destined, things will be much easier. You want to ask me for advice... well, in fact, just try to make Mandrill happy."
Dust almost laughed.
The other immortals are all offering sacrifices and trials, so it becomes to make him happy when it comes to Mandrill.
But this boss is indeed not simple.
Paimon said: "Happy? That Dharma Protector Yasha, it's hard to imagine what he looks like when he's happy..."
"Hmph, I'm looking forward to it."
I said in my heart, in fact, I have never seen him smile.
"How about this, go to the chef first and ask for an almond tofu, and add a dish that you are good at. Almond tofu is a rare human food that Mandrill likes, so the first dish is up to you to develop freely."
"Well, free play, traveler, Wuchen, what kind of dishes are you good at?"
Ying said: "Charcoal braised pork!"
"Why are you so proud of burning the braised pork, hello!"
This traveler is Xun.
"What about you, Wuchen?"
"..."
"What's wrong? Why don't you speak?"
"Because I suddenly remembered that it was like this at home once, and I was forced to eat burnt braised pork once."
"...The two of you are almost done, talk about Man and then go to Dao Wife."
Paimon complained: "Now that you all have special abilities, don't talk about the old things anymore. I feel that Mandrill likes to be vegetarian, why don't you make a satisfying salad."
Ying said: "I only know how to make salad, let Wuchen take care of making Mandrill satisfied."
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"What kind of tiger and wolf word is this??"
Didn't expect you to be such a traveler.
Almond tofu, they don't have a recipe yet, so they have to go to the chef.
Went to the kitchen, the chef was not there, and found him on the terrace.
"Hello, Mr. Chef."
"Master, I'm resting, please don't disturb the idlers."
"Excuse me, almond tofu..."
"Don't disturb the idlers!!"
"Wow, what a terrible attitude."
Wuchen said: "It's because your greeting is wrong, let me come."
"Just now the boss said that a distinguished guest will come later, and asked you to make ten servings of almond tofu."
"..."
Yan Xiao's attitude changed immediately.
"So that's what the boss ordered, so there's nothing I can do about it."
"But it's a pity that I'm too weak to make almond tofu."
Paimon asked, "Why is that?"
"A swordsman's hand must be steady, and it's naturally the same for us cooks. But now my hand is embarrassing and a little unstable."
"The reason... is because there are rumors from guests that this inn is haunted..."
The voice became much smaller, with a hint of fear.
"And just now! Just now...I was in the kitchen...and saw...something not quite right..."
Paimon said: "This chef looks so vicious, when he talks about supernatural things, his tone becomes very weak."
Wuchen really wanted to complain, the Great Sage Conquering Demons lives here, you are afraid of being a der.
"In short... when I think that even the Wangshu Inn is not safe, I can't stabilize my hand for grinding sweet almonds..."
Paimon said helplessly: "Okay, for the highest quality almond tofu, let's go to the kitchen and have a look."
"However, I refuse."
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Paimon's head was full of question marks.
Wuchen said that he was only looking for Mandrill, not to help the chef with side missions.
Although he has forgotten what the mission is, it doesn't matter, that's not the point.
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