Play well and hang up?

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If you get annoyed, get annoyed. Look at what I do. It’s not that I borrow books and don’t return them.

Wuchen murmured in his heart, didn't he just stab Lisa, as for that.

He was tortured for a whole morning!

Seeing that Lisa's mood has not calmed down, Wuchen doesn't want to be a guinea pig again in the afternoon.

Otherwise, the level of the experiment would definitely be much scarier than in the morning.

He hurriedly said: "Exactly! Young people nowadays have no concept of time at all! They don't understand honesty at all! How about this, Lisa, for the sake of our being friends, how about I go and get those books back for you? "

"Oh?"

"What a coincidence. I originally planned to recycle these overdue books. Since you have spoken, let's go together."

"Ahem, what I mean is, I don't need to bother you with such trivial matters. I can do it myself. Don't worry, no matter what method I use, I will promise to let them exchange the book today!"

"Quest method? That's not okay, you are our honorary knight of Mond~ You can't do something illegal~"

"Don't worry, I will definitely get them back in a legal way!"

Wuchen patted his chest and said: "Okay, let's open the barrier quickly. They must rest at home at this time. In the afternoon, those who go to work and those who go to school will not be able to find someone."

"Yes, it makes sense, but don't you think you are a little too impatient?"

Wuchen pretended to be stupid and said, "What do you mean, I don't understand."

"You don't even know who borrowed the book, so how do you get it back?"

"..."

"It's okay! I can pull up banners and put up notices! Warn those who borrow books and don't return them. After all, return the books within today, or take a day trip to the small black house."

"Haha~ The Knights are not such an unreasonable place, besides, Qin will definitely object to your method."

"It's better like this. At present, in my book list, there are three people who have borrowed and haven't returned the books, and three books. If you can collect one book today, you will save one day from your experiment. If all three books can Once you find it, the experiment will be completely cancelled. How about it?"

"Anything like this?"

Wuchen was overjoyed.

"Wait, a book is counted as one day, so we have already experimented for half a day today, how is this counted?"

"Well, two of these three books are thicker, one is thinner, and the thinner one can be used as half a day for today."

And this kind of operation?

"alright."

For the time being, there is no better way to clean up.

Lisa had a slight smile on her face, which was the first smile since Wu Chen mocked her.

"But if three books are not found today, and one book is not found, ten days will be added to the experiment date."

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"Wait a minute, if I find a book, I will subtract one day, and if I don't find it, I will add ten days. Is that reasonable?"

"Based on universal rationality, it's unreasonable. However, in the current situation, you can only accept it, right?"

"..."

What she said was so reasonable that I was speechless.

His cheats are only aimed at the "enemy", not dead things like enchantments.

As long as Lisa doesn't take the initiative to release it, he will never have a way to leave this basement library.

And with Lisa's character as a house girl, I'm afraid it's okay to stay in the library for a year and a half.

But he can't!

He is also busy fighting monsters and upgrading, flirting with girls, running the Hall of Rebirth, flirting with girls, completing the main quest, flirting with girls, and going to Liyue to defeat the Demon God!

Keqing is still waiting for him!

How could he live in the library all the time.

While Lisa is nice, so is the big sister.

But he cannot give up a forest for a tree.

Give up a sea of flowers for a single flower.

This is his last unruly and stubbornness as a time traveler.

But he felt he could make one last struggle.

"Can the number of days be less? How about three days?"

"eleven days."

"At least five days."

"Fifteen days."

"One week, one week!"

"20 days."

"Don't go too far! If I find a book, I will subtract one day, and if I don't find a book, I will add 20 days. Is it in the river?"

Lisa smiled and said, "You just need to make sure that you can find all three books within today, can't you?"

"It's so reasonable that I'm speechless."

But that's where the problem lies.

Who knows who borrowed the book.

Who knows if this man is in Mond now.

If so, that's fine.

What if not?If I went out, if I traveled, or simply as an adventurer, I have passed away.

What will he do?

but……

Not knowing what to think of, Wuchen rolled his eyes and smiled slyly.

"Okay, I promise you."

"It seems that you have finally figured it out."

"Yeah, I figured it out."

Wu Chen's sudden change of mind was not a solution he thought of.

Instead, he thought about leaving first.

At his level, as long as he escapes from this enchantment, does he still need to be afraid of Lisa?

I pretended to be false first, and tricked Lisa to get myself out.

After getting it out, the sky is high and the sea is wide, isn't it just letting the birds fly?

Lisa acted as if she hadn't noticed Wuchen's little thought at all, and said, "Then let's go, the first stop is an old acquaintance, let's go to the souvenir shop."

The souvenir shop has a very familiar name, but I can't remember where it is at the moment.

"The souvenir shop, our target is the owner of Wind of Glory, Miss Marjorie."

Lisa explained slowly, and at the same time, with a snap of her fingers, the purple barrier suddenly dissipated.

Wuchen was overjoyed, and at the same time released a vortex sword at his feet.

"Haha, Lisa didn't expect that, even if you are extremely smart, you are not as resourceful as I am. This is my escape route!"

But his figure in the air suddenly stopped with a "whoosh".

Inexplicably, slowly floated to Lisa's side.

She smiled and said: "Little cutie, don't you think that I really didn't expect the possibility of your escape?"

She shook her palm.

There was a shackle between illusion and reality, one end was stuck on her wrist, and the other end trapped Wuchen's right hand.

"What the hell is this!"

"This is my original magic, Cupid's handcuffs."

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"What thing? Cupid's handcuffs? Is this thing related to Cupid?"

"Hey, it's just a name, a name is just a code name, don't care about such details."

As for its function, as you can see, making a handcuff is generally used to restrain the enemy, but it can also be like this, to express the love between couples~~”

"You tell me this thing is love between couples?"

He couldn't understand.

"Besides, when did we become a couple?"

"Don't you know, in fact, my sister has always liked you very much."

There is such a problem when chatting with the big sister. She likes to tease people very much, and sometimes you don't know whether what she says is true or not.

Sometimes what appears to be the truth is actually a lie.

Sometimes what looks like a lie is actually the truth.

In grasping the part of her heart, Lisa played hard.

A little girl like Ying is far incomparable.

Perhaps only the integrity of Captain Qin and Peach White Silk can compete with it.

"Then let's go."

Wuchen had a weird expression, and said, "How long is this skill?"

"There is no distance limit, just like the distance between our hearts, there is no distance."

Xiu'er, please don't show up.

"Then the handcuffs can always be invisible!"

If not, how will he hang out in Mond in the future?

"Of course this is possible. After all, I also want to think about my own image."