Play well and hang up?
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"..."
"Ah...it's so cold."
Wuchen's eyes narrowed. Ying had just been knocked into the water, and her whole body was soaked.
"What are you looking at! Be careful, I'll beat you up!"
……
Ended the event and returned to the cabin.Paimon and Hyakkimaru were sound asleep.
Forget about Paimon, Hyakkimaru is one of the rare occasions when he is dishonest.When he wakes up, he has to make fun of it.
……
When Paimon woke up, he found himself in a cauldron.
There was firewood under the pot, and there was a scumbag next to it, holding a lighter as if trying to light a fire.
"Well, what happened?"
Paimon was in a daze, she only remembered that she ate a full meal and went to sleep a little sleepy after eating.
Why did he wake up and run into the pot?
"Wait, I'm in the pot!?"
Paimon suddenly came back to his senses, and said in surprise, "What happened! What's going on here!"
Wu Chen quickly threw the lighter away, and said, "What? What are you talking about?"
"I mean, why is Paimon in the pot! And Paimon's head is still dizzy."
"You misunderstood, this is not a pot, this is a basin, I see that you are a little dirty, and help you take a bath."
"God damn meow, help me take a bath! Have you ever heard of whether men and women can kiss each other! Wait, why are there carrots, potatoes and aniseed ingredients in the pot!? Are you planning to stew Paimon to eat!"
Ying looked a little evasive, and said, "This is a carrot from the Tivat Continent, and it tastes delicious."
"Is this the problem!?"
Wuchen said: "The potatoes belong to Dororoche, it has nothing to do with me."
!! ?
Dororo quickly explained: "I cut the potatoes well, but the carrots and aniseed ingredients were prepared by Brother Wuchen, and he also prepared the pot!
I thought I was going to make a stew, but who knew that he suddenly threw you in..."
!! ?
Wuchen said: "You can take a bath for me, thank you."
"God, meow, take a bath!"
Paimon jumped out of the pot and bit Wuchen's face.
"I'm going, you're a dog!"
"Bite me too!"
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"
Ying rubbed his forehead and said, "Are you two three-year-olds? All right, all right, Paimon, we're just kidding you."
"A joke?? If I didn't wake up suddenly, I'm afraid I'm familiar with it by this time?"
Paimon folded his hands on his chest and gasped angrily.
Wuchen comforted: "You think too much. Didn't Walnut write you a poem, which shows that your meat is not tasty at all. If you really want to make stew, it's better to use pork."
"Nani!?"
For a moment, Paimon didn't know whether he should be happy or sad.
Ying said: "Ahem, stop arguing, Paimon hasten to get up, we are going to have dinner, and we are going to soak in the hot spring after dinner."
"spa!?"
For the first time, Paimon put rice in second place.
"Well, I heard what Dororo said before."
"Great! Hot springs, it's not human to cook a meal without a soul!"
Paimon said: "But having said that, Dororo, is there really a hot spring here?"
Dororo said: "Uh, yes, I heard about it from the villagers before, but...well, brother, I lied to you when I said there are monsters near the hot spring."
Hyakkimaru didn't care at all, and said, "It's okay, let's go."
"Ok!"
This hot spring is located in the mountains, with lush jungle, sparsely populated, or even none at all.
Chapter 290 Two True and False Monks
If you haven't inquired before, maybe you won't find such a good place at all.
They are very happy.But then a problem arose.
There is only one hot spring.
But there are men and women in their ranks.
Wuchen volunteered and said, "It's okay, I'll just suffer a bit and hang out with girls."
Ying said: "You want to fart!!"
Paimon said: "That's right! Big Shoot the Wolf! It is absolutely impossible for us to soak in the hot spring with you!"
Wuchen asked in surprise, "Emergency food also has a gender?"
"?"
"Eat my head!"
After talking for a long time, there was no result.
This hot spring is not big, and there is no way to divide it into a male soup and a female soup.
Wuchen said: "How about this, you guys soak first, and I will watch the wind for you."
"No, who knows if you will be peeping!"
"Am I like that?"
"Yes!"
"I'm so disappointed, I didn't expect you to look at me like this, so how about this, shall I go to the head office first?"
"It doesn't work either! You should soak it first, and this natural hot spring will be polluted. I won't soak in the hot spring water you soaked in."
"..."
"I can't do it later, so what do you say?"
Paimon said: "It's very simple, if you don't drink it, you can do it."
? ?
"Why are you so embarrassed, you all have sex, and you don't let me have sex? Besides, even if I don't have sex, I'm not the only man."
Besides him, there is also Hyakkimaru.
Paimon said: "Hyakkimaru's eyes are invisible, can you compare with him? Of course, no matter how you say, Hyakkimaru is also a boy, you two don't care about it."
? ?
Dororo said: "Brother Hyakkimaru is so pitiful...but this time I support Paimon."
Ying also nodded in agreement.
"You...you make my heart hurt so much!"
Ying said: "Yeah, I got it, so please stay away from the hot spring for 100 meters. I will use the elemental vision to see if you have peeked at any time."
"I……"
Wu Chen was completely speechless, this is a benefit that he does not intend to give.
Forget it, at least I have a friend.
"Hyakkimaru, let's go."
After Wuchen left, Paimon was the first to enter the hot spring.
"Ah, so comfortable."
"Well, yes, the hot spring is very comfortable."
"It's a pity that my elder brother can't soak in such a comfortable hot spring."
Having said that, her little face obviously didn't have this kind of expression.
"Hey, Dororo, there seems to be something on your back."
"I have something on my back?"
Paimon showed a puzzled expression, and when he looked carefully, it seemed to be a painting on his back.
A painting with thorns on it.
"No, this is not a painting, this is a map."
"Map? Why do I have a map on my back? By the way, don't stare at it all the time. You're very shy."
Ying said: "It is indeed a map. It seems that the body heats up, and the tattoos will emerge."
"Hey, is there really?"
At first she thought it was Paimon joking with her, but since sister Ying said so, it seems that there is really such an incredible thing behind her.
"Dororo, don't you know?"
"This is the second time I've taken a hot bath, and I don't know I still have this kind of thing stabbed on my back."
"But speaking of it, I remember that my mother seemed to have said this before she passed away..."
Her father had accumulated a fortune during his lifetime, and he wanted to do something to change this troubled world.
But he died under the knife of the traitor.
The night before his death, he tattooed the location of the treasure on his wife's back.
The other half was stabbed on Dororo's body.
"It was really a long time ago. My mother said that the remaining half is by my side. She said that as long as I meet a trustworthy person, I will understand."
"I see."
Ying said: "This is also very good, at least after we leave in the future, your life will be guaranteed."
"Eh?"
"As I said before, we come from another world to complete some tasks. After the tasks are completed, we will leave."
"Since your parents left you a legacy, even if we leave, you can take care of yourself."
"Hey, sister Ying, are you leaving?"
After traveling together for so long, she finally remembered that Ying is different from her, and will leave sooner or later.
She bit her lip, a little sad.
Paimon said, "Don't be sad, it's still too early for us to leave."
"Say, it's true."
Ying said: "It's better to say, you think about it first, what are you going to do after getting that money?"
"Money..."
As soon as he said this, Dororo didn't feel sleepy anymore, and a hundred completely different thoughts immediately popped up in his head.
"I want to buy a lot of delicious food!"
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