I really only stop
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【The system you called is down, please try again later.While you wait, watch a fun fact sheet automatically shuffle for you. 】
[TIPS: Scientific research shows that when you are furious, you can avoid 90.00% of regrets in the future by getting up and going to the toilet and then going back to deal with things. 】
Looking at the tips scrolling on the light screen in front of him, a vein appeared on Lu Xi's forehead:
'Do you think you can fool me by pouring chicken soup?To be honest, where is the source of that magical survival kit? '
【…】
The system popped up another light screen. Different from the previous text message, this time a Q version of the cute loli appeared on the light screen.
Under Lu Xi's suspicious gaze, Mengmeng Loli performed a series of bewildering operations such as 'stretching legs', 'stretching', 'deliberately squatting up and covering skirt', and finally, she lowered her big head and came A standard soil seat:
[Answer: Tiamat. 】
Chapter 97 Thank you, I was offended
As the owner of the system, although he really didn't want to admit it, Lu Xi did understand the purpose of its series of bewildering actions - and this made him have another vein on his forehead.
'Don't look down on the word cute, you fish-catching system! '
Lu Xi pretended to reach out for the cup, and tightly squeezed the cute loli light screen that could not disappear in time, because of too much force, his knuckles even faintly turned pale:
'The stretching and squatting movements are trying to dispel my anger through a low-level way of exposing my body and fat?Now that you know what I'm doing, why don't you pinch me honestly and wait for the loli to come out?How can there be a pervert in the world who gets excited just because he sees the fat times of the Q version characters? ! '
[Message from Mr.?? of Earth: Thank you, I was offended. 】
'what?How dare you pretend to refute me in a tone of post?If there is a gentleman who admits that he will be excited by the fat times of the Q-version characters, I, Lu Xi, Ori fucked the brothers on the spot! '
[The host is also requested to be considerate, the other world is a place outside the law, and everyone is responsible for maintaining public order and good customs. 】
'Tsk. '
Letting go of the Pippi system, Lu Xi rolled his eyes:
'The magic of the survival kit comes from Tiamat?how did you do that? '
[Since there is a special line to connect with the world, it is not difficult to do this. 】
The system didn't dare to be impatient at all, and replied honestly:
[Just like adding a compressed package to an email, Tiamat sent a very small part of his magic power. 】
'I see.I remember Tiamat said that He has the title of [Dragon of Demonic Nature]. Because of using the magical power from this existence, my pleasant demonic nature has been strengthened to that extent—hey, wait a minute. '
Suddenly thought of something, Lu Xi stared at the system light screen that wanted to disappear and run away:
'Did you foresee this kind of thing? '
[Even the host can think of the crux of the matter after hearing the source of the magic power. Of course, the system understands it before executing the order. 】
The system deliberately reduced the font size of the panel, as if simulating a human speaking in a low voice:
[But, but, the spiritual pollution of those fans is really annoying. I also used the more powerful Tiamat magic pack for the sake of the host? 】
’ What a disgusting reaction. '
Lu Xi glanced at the system panel, and instantly saw through the sinister intentions of this bastard:
'Whatever module you have enabled, turn it off immediately and tell me its name. '
[tsk. 】
After such a panel popped up, the system reluctantly wrote:
[At the request of the host, the module of 'catering to host xp to avoid risks to the system itself' has been closed. 】
'Is there really such a ghost module? ! '
Lu Xi almost spat out blood: "Right away!delete!Objections are not allowed! '
【……Yes. 】
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"...I almost understand."
Throwing the system panel aside, Lu Xi explained to Claire who was looking at him curiously:
"I checked my adventurer card just now, and found that when I activated the magic, a group of magic that I got in the maze before happened to be fused in, which played a supporting effect. Probably because of this, the [Magic Mark· Pleasure] the effect will be so strong."
Even in this different world, the maze is an extremely incredible existence. No matter what happens, as long as it is pushed to the top of the maze, it can be regarded as an acceptable explanation.
"So this is ah."
Sure enough, Claire nodded when she heard Lu Xi say this: "It seems that the magic power you got must contain incredible pure magic. Not only Lu Xi, but I took your hand to activate it later. When I am intellectual and demonic, I can also feel a huge bonus—now, my biggest doubt is solved!"
When she sensed a pure and terrifying demonic nature coming from the arena, Claire thought it was the Lord Demon King who was born early, which shocked her a lot.
After all, even the Lord Demon King, who will grow up to be the strongest in the world in the future, was no match for the combination of the emperor + general + saint when he was just born.If things really go that way, this battle between humans and monsters will go down in the history books in an impressive fashion - in a funny sense, of course.
"Hmm~ I don't have any problems here~"
After solving the doubts that had been lingering in her heart for a long time, the undercover girl once again resumed her innocent and leisurely mode: "Lu Xi can ask you anything you want~ After all, everyone is a colleague of the Demon King's Army cadres!"
No, this is what I want to ask the most.
Lu Xi paused for a moment, and said carefully, "As I said just now, I got the mark of joy by accident. Under such circumstances, what duties or tasks do I have as a 'devil king's army cadre'?"
Hmm, if she says 'I'll give everything to the Demon King's army', I'll stop immediately.
"...Well, duty..."
To Lu Xi's surprise, facing his question, Claire actually thought about it seriously before saying solemnly:
"[Live]."
"……That's it?"
"Of course, after all, the Demon King hasn't appeared yet~"
Putting away the serious expression that was obviously joking, Claire clung comfortably to the back of the soft recliner, and stretched a long way:
"As cadres of the Demon King's Army, during this long period of time, we just need to live with peace of mind--judging from the current time span, maybe when we two humans report to the underworld, Lord Demon King may not will appear!"
"Right."
Lu Xi nodded slightly, and his heart that had been hanging was finally relieved.
According to previous understanding, the human-devil war in this world seems to occur only once every 300 years, and now this time is just right in the middle—that is, this place in 150 years.No matter how you think about it, as Lu Xi's human being, it's too late for the real war.
It's impossible to encounter such a divine development like time travel, right?Our ability is only mere time-stop, at least one "Back to the Future" away from the battle between humans and demons.
Thinking of this, Lu Xi happily took a sip of milk tea.
So, just ignore other messy things, just go on living like this——
"—But in my opinion, it might be a very difficult thing for Lucy to survive?"
"Puff—cough cough cough! What, what?!"
Looking in horror at the undercover girl who suddenly gave him a death sentence, Lu Xi spat out a sip of milk tea without even wiping the corner of his mouth: "Why? What enlightenment did your intellectual and demonic nature give you?"
"If you want to know this, you don't need the enlightenment of intellectuality and magic."
Claire tilted her head and made a 'shh~' gesture.
"You have to remember what I said next."
As if foreseeing something very interesting, the corner of the girl's mouth showed a wicked smile:
"—Your Excellency [Luci], who is a member of the Demon King's army who is the partner of the saint Yushia, who is deeply trapped in the whirlpool but does not know it."
PS: The Q version of the figure is too big even if it shows fat times!It won't make people think of anything other than cute!
PS2: ...should be... right? (looks suspiciously at you
PS3: It seems that the chapter name was typed wrong just now, no one will see it?
Chapter 98 Discussing the Sex-Transformed Men
... an unknown ceiling.
Waking up from sleep by the soft sunlight outside the window, Lu Xi slightly opened his eyes, and it took him a long time to realize where he was.
After chatting with Claire last night, Lu Xi took a moment to sneak back to his residence in the palace.Unlike the cheerleading girls on the street, the royal guards, who are mainly composed of soldiers and knights, at least don't yell "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" when they see him.
However, after watching the duel between him and Stron, the guards looked at Lu Xi with a little eagerness that they didn't have before.Those who practiced martial arts worshiped the strong, and Lu Xi, who had defeated General Storm's son Sturm head-on, and who had a relatively easy-going temperament, was naturally the easiest challenge for them.
——Anyway, it's just a matter of picking up clothes. If there is a lot of money, Lu Xi himself is quite willing to accept the challenge of this simple heavy armor profession.
Looking at the panoramic view of the bustling imperial capital outside the window, recalling the "Lucy's Book" he saw last night, Lu Xi couldn't help but feel a chill.
Go, must go, go quickly!
Now is not the time to procrastinate, discuss it with Nana and the others today, and leave the imperial capital as soon as possible——
"Dong dong."
——Just when Lu Xi made up his mind, someone knocked on his door suddenly.
Early in the morning, Zelika is definitely not up yet, and with Yushiya and Nana's temperament, they will not come here to knock on my door to play.
...Is it Claire?
"Dong dong."
While Lu Xi was guessing, the knock on the door was still ringing tirelessly.
"Come here, I drank so much milk tea at your place last night, I tossed and turned and didn't fall asleep most of the night—"
While muttering this, Lu Xi opened the door.
——Outside the door, a blond curly-haired brother showed a bright smile.
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"Yo, Brother Lu! Down here, Strom came to play with you—hey, hey, hey!!!!"
Relying on his strong reflexes as a soldier, Strom desperately stretched his hand in before Lucy closed the door, and then, the severe pain from his arm made him utter a tragic cry:
"It hurts, hurts! Brother Lu! It's me, it's me!"
"Is it me or am I cheating?"
Knowing that this guy's physical strength is absolutely nothing serious, Lu Xi closed his eyes and continued to hold the door firmly:
"It starts with me to be vigilant against telecom fraud. I don't believe in it, and I don't send money. Illegal crimes are a crooked way, and the right way in the world is a vicissitudes of life!"
"Brother Lu, can you talk about something I can understand!?"
There was a cry in Curly's voice: "Please! Let me in! We are grasshoppers on the same rope now!"
"Get off, curly! Who wants to be tied to a rope with you?!"
Lu Xi's face was full of hatred: "Do you know that someone gave me my sex copy last night?! If you hadn't insisted on fighting me, how could I, Lu, have suffered such humiliation!"
"I, I, I have apologized! The best quality of a knight is to forgive!"
Knowing that no guards dared to persuade him to fight, Strom simply opened his throat and cried:
"I've had a sexual transfer book a long time ago!! The blond aristocratic lady Strona almost rules half of the imperial capital's book world, okay?!"
"..."
For some reason, Lu Xi's strength to resist the door suddenly weakened.Because he didn't adapt to the change from extreme movement to extreme silence, Strom's cries gradually weakened.The two of them just stared at each other in silence.
After a long time, Lu Xi said quietly:
"You...have a sex copy too?"
Strom nodded dully: "Ah...um."
"...Come in and talk."
"……it is good."
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Finally entering Lu Xi's room, Strom complained while rubbing his arm that was just caught by the door:
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