I really only stop

"It's human, what's wrong?"

Looking at him seriously, the elf frowned even tighter:

"……male?"

——Hey, the current situation is a bit different from what I expected.

Could it be that the next thing is 'dirty men, who allowed you to set foot on this pure land? 'Expansion?

Although there is no difference in the result, the painting style has become extremely subtle.

Confused by the elf's sudden question, Lu Xi thought about it seriously, and felt that there was no need for him to hide such an obvious fact:

"Well, male."

"Sure enough! I have long heard that there are [men] living in the outside world with slightly different body structures from [us], but I have never seen it with my own eyes!"

Under Lu Xi's unprepared gaze, the serious elf in front of him suddenly became excited, and the expression on his face was like seeing the crooked nuts of the national treasure panda for the first time:

"Where is it different from us? The ears? The size of the eyes? Or something else... Well, I'm sorry. Guest from afar, in order to show your welcome, would you like to take a bath with us? Fan, how about enjoying the beauty of the natural scenery together?"

Sharing... bathing?

Looking at the expectant expression of the short-haired elf in front of him, Lu Xi suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and instantly understood the key to the matter——

It turns out that the "strange thing" that Her Excellency Lacey Levi said before leaving actually refers to this? !

PS: (←——————)

Chapter 645 Teacher Celica?

As we all know, because their own lifespan is too long, elves will focus more on things that they are interested in and have never touched before compared to the pragmatic and hardworking of other races—in other words, Their [curiosity] and [hungry for knowledge] will be stronger.

Obviously, for this group of innocent elves who have never been out of the holy land of elves, and their understanding of men is limited to nouns, the living road (niu) and Xi (zi) in front of them is simply a collection of all the mysteries in the world, like A piece of unexplored virgin land is so exciting for curious explorers.

If you want to understand something, you must first observe it carefully.After discovering that there was nothing worth studying about the clothes on Lu Xi other than the special style, the curious elves naturally figured out how to get rid of this nasty piece of cloth, and studied men from beginning to end.

then--

[Ding, you have received an invitation to share a bath from the elves (APP85), accept? 】

Looking at the light screen popped up by the fish-touching system in high spirits, Lu Xi smiled slightly.

Hmph, needless to say, the system.As a normal man, isn't it a matter of course to always be prepared to be studied by a beautiful lady?

It has been so long since time travel, according to the usual practice, it is time to contribute some benefits to the so-called [Mr.?? from Earth] in the system, right——

"Hey! Boundary Breaking Meteor Fist!"

"Wow!"

——Before Lu Xiduo thought about it, a weak blow that represented justice brought him back to reality.

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"Hmm, stupid elves."

Standing high on a tree stump, Celica with her hips akimbo looked condescendingly at the elves below:

"What you have just done is really shameless. As the representative of etiquette, the embodiment of loveliness and clarity in the world, the great I have the responsibility to teach you this lesson. Cheer, this is something that the outside world can't even buy with money Come, a lesson taught by Lady Ucelika herself!"

"..."

After struggling to understand what Zerika's speech, which mixed various self-created and difficult words, meant, there was a slight discussion among the elves in the audience:

"That girl said that her identity is very powerful."

"It should be right. Look at her confident aura. If she is telling lies, her tone should not be so firm."

"In other words, we really met a very powerful scholar from the outside world? She just said that her courses can't be bought even with money."

"Really?! I heard that the money circulating in the outside world is very powerful. If knowledge that cannot be exchanged for money, it must be very, very precious, something we have never heard of, right?"

"Oh! You must listen carefully to the class!"

After a short discussion, a consensus was quickly reached. The short-haired elf who had taken the initiative to talk to Lu Xi before got up and performed a complicated etiquette to Celica, and lowered his head respectfully:

"We have realized our own shortcomings, please teach us, we will definitely prepare corresponding rewards, [Teacher Celica]."

"Eh?"

Apparently, she didn't expect so many people to listen to her speech besides the children of Rhine City. After a short moment of stupefaction, Celica, whose eyes lit up instantly, grabbed Lu Xi's sleeve excitedly:

"Louyouxi, look quickly! These elves call me [Mr. Celica]!"

... Strange, why do you feel a sense of aggrievedness?

Seeing Celica dangling triumphantly in front of his eyes, Lu Xi blinked subtly.

That, big sisters of the elves?Didn't you just make an appointment with me to take a shower together?Could it be goo?

[TIPS: The charm system has been installed. After testing, the charm value of the host seems to be slightly lower than that of Miss Celica.According to the records in the database, although the charm value does not have any impact on the overall attributes, it will obviously affect the host's acceptance of tasks and rewards. 】

[Ding~ New in the system mall, the perfume that can increase the charm value is only sold for 999 points~]

'Stop it!I checked the perfume yesterday and got 1 point, you profiteer who took advantage of the chaos and raised the price! '

Throwing away the light screen that fueled the system, Lu Xi fell into a shutdown mode.

Goo me?Just because of a mere Zerika and her middle school two?

It's not me complaining, the elves are too strange from ecology to thinking, right? !Could this be the insurmountable communication gap between the long-lived species and ordinary races in the legend?In the final analysis, why do you keep believing in Erlika's random nonsense throughout the whole article? !

"—Understand, little human brother."

Just as Lu Xi was loudly reprimanding the elves for breaking their promises, a capable and refreshing voice suddenly rang in his ears. He turned his head and saw a tall and handsome elf with a high ponytail walked over at some time Beside him, looking side by side with him at the 'Secondary Second Primary Classroom' in front of him:

"Most elves are not as stubborn as Lacey Levy thinks, and the so-called conservatives are just wishful thinking caused by that guy's misunderstanding. In fact, everyone here is very concerned about the outside world. Full of curiosity, whenever a member finishes her mission and returns to the Holy Land, there will be many elves around her listening to stories from the outside world."

"Is that so?"

Recalling the fact that the elves were staring at pandas just now, Lu Xi suddenly nodded:

"That's right, I didn't feel any hostility in the line of sight just now-you just said that the fact that there are many conservatives in the clan that Her Majesty Lacey Levi said was her misunderstanding? Why?"

"Ha, that's another long, long story."

With a quite carefree smile, the handsome and neat elder sister of the elf tribe stretched out a hand to Lu Xi:

"I lived in the capital of the human empire for a while because of a mission, A-level adventurer, just call me Violet."

Has this elf lady ever left the holy land and got the [A-level] assessment in the guild system?

The elf in front of him did feel a kind of straightforwardness and boldness that was different from other elves. After understanding the current situation, Lu Xi also held Violet's hand:

"Hello, Senior Violet. My name is Lu Xi, a human being, and I am currently a C-rank adventurer."

"Oh? Brother, you're actually only C-rank?"

Obviously, Lu Xi's intimate "senior" greatly increased Miss Violet's affection for him, completely ignoring Lu Xi's hypocritical refusal to welcome him, she pulled him into her arms, stretched out her hand Knead it all around:

"Well, judging from the amount of muscle, it really doesn't look like much exercise. But why did I faintly feel a very powerful aura when I saw you just now?"

Strong momentum?Since time travel, it seems to be the first time someone has commented on me like this.

In addition, what Zelika said just now is actually correct. The elves' sense of shame really needs a normal teacher to teach them.

Turning his head with difficulty between a certain pair, Lu Xi, who finally breathed fresh air, couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief:

"Senior Violet, we have just arrived at the Holy Land of the Elves, and we hardly know anything about it. If you are free, can you spread the common sense here for us?"

"Well, okay, idle is idle anyway."

She let go of Lu Xi who was struggling to breathe, and Violet's eyes swept across Celica who was still excitedly giving lectures to the elves, and finally stopped at the girl who seemed to want to preach but had no guts. On the weak and soft girl:

"The magician is accompanied by Rui Yin. Judging by the excitement of the elves, it probably won't be over for a while. As for this soft little sister who looks easy to be bullied... how about it? Do you want to go back home with me, senior, and listen to stories with fruit wine?"

"Ugh...I..."

To be honest, the extremely straightforward senior elf in front of me is the role that shy and soft girls are the worst at dealing with.Faced with this warm invitation, she wanted to subconsciously refuse, but after thinking about it, she nodded silently.

If Lu Xi were to go alone with this senior, something big would happen.

Seeing the familiar Violet in front of her patted Lu Xi's shoulder carelessly, Nana clenched her small fists hard, and a firm light shone in her eyes.

Since Yuxia is not here for the time being, Lu Xi will be handed over to me to protect her!

Yes, come on! ! !

Chapter 646 Lacey Levi's Misunderstanding

After saying hello to [Teacher Celica] who was in high spirits, Lu Xi and Nana came to a tree house together with the senior elf adventurer they met by chance.

It is the same as the impression left in the story. Compared with the colorful and gorgeous human houses, the design of the elf tree house is particularly close to nature.The entire tree house does not see any structures that burn wood and fire. There are only a few complex elven seals that surround the big tree that is the main body of the tree house in a circle. The light from the sun is completely absorbed by them, and then transformed into magic power to feed back to the tree. The root of the house and the upward cycle - there is no doubt that the house in front of you is a standard model of zero carbon emissions.

"Senior Violet, it feels like your home is quite new."

He moved his nose slightly, and a unique fragrance of new sawdust poured into Lu Xi's nose:

"There are almost no traces of use on all kinds of furniture, and even the handle of the door is as bright as new. Could it be that the elves don't have the habit of living in their own homes?"

"How is it possible, you kid, don't turn our elf brains into savages who live in the wind and sleep in the open!"

It knocked on Lu Xi's forehead, and Violet glared at him pretending to be angry.But soon, the cheerful elf laughed out loud:

"However, your observations are correct. Don't look at me like this. Among the elves, I can be regarded as a [diplomat] existence. Because I am always running around in the outside world, after careful calculation, the recent 50 In a year, I spend at least twenty times more time in the Guild Hotel than at home."

It can take 50 years to make a complaint. When dealing with longevity species, this subtle sense of unreality will arise from time to time.

Scratching his cheek subtly, Lu Xi said:

"Thanks for your hard work."

"It's okay, I don't know how many elves in the clan who yearn for the outside world are still envious of my [hard work]~"

Waving her hands carelessly, Violet slapped her forehead:

"By the way, I haven't brought anything to entertain you yet. What do you want to drink? Since you are an adventurer, the first choice is the traditional ice bar~"

"Senior! I, I just want a glass of ordinary juice!"

Seeing that Violet really had a tendency to go to the wine cabinet, Nana quickly raised her little hand:

"Usually I belong to the type that doesn't drink much, and I don't like the taste of wine very much myself."

"I'm the same as Nana."

Because she didn't want Ruanmei to drink juice alone, Lu Xi also made the same request:

"After all, we are also guests invited by the elves. If you accidentally get drunk, it will be the greatest disrespect to the elves as the host."

It's okay to be a guest at the home of a mere pink, gold, and Hanhan. In all fairness, Lu Xi is not familiar with the elves. Even if he simply follows social etiquette, he can't allow himself the possibility of getting drunk and losing his mind.

"Hey~ so~"

Seemingly seeing Lu Xi's consideration, Violet didn't force it, but served the two of them with fruit juice neatly, and then put a super large glass of ice beer in front of her:

"Since that's the case, senior, I'll drink alone——uhh~"

With a heroic attitude that made Lu Xi and Nana dumbfounded, she drank the super large glass of beer in one gulp, and Violet breathed a sigh of relief:

"—Puff! Sure enough! The feeling of choking on the liquid in the throat is unstoppable, and ice ale needs to be sipped like this! Cheers! Lovely human descendants!"

Didn't you already do this?

"Cheers, cheers..."

It was the first time I saw such a heroic woman drinking, and after looking at Nana, Lu Xi decided to bring the topic back to the right path:

"Senior Violet, what exactly do you mean by 'His Excellency Lacey Levi's misunderstanding and wishful thinking'? Could it be that she gave us wrong information?"

"No, it can't be said to be wrong."

Some people stuck out their tongues to lick the foam off their mouths, and Violet leaned comfortably on the wooden rocking chair:

"In the eyes of Lacey Levi, the reason why most elves in the clan oppose the opening of the Holy Land is out of old ideas, but in fact, I have secretly asked many people in the clan, and found that they are simply 'fresh to the outside world. feel out of place and intimidated by the world'.

Not used?fear?

Lu Xi didn't realize the meaning of this sentence for a while, but Nana on the side nodded thoughtfully: