Ji Shuang: "..."

She watched Zhu Wen bent down and whispered something in the ears of the two little sisters, and then the two little sisters came to their senses, holding up the books in their hands and saying: "We will take good care of them, and we will teach them how to read."

After finishing speaking, the two of them hugged the book and ran into the children's room.

Zhu Wen spread his hands towards Jishuang: "So we don't need to do anything."

Ji Shuang: "..." This world is too perverted, and the little boss is going to give lessons to NPCs.

Okay.

At least peace of mind.

Ji Shuang shrugged, ready to go upstairs to have a look.

Zhu Wen also had the same idea, but he didn't know if the children downstairs would cause trouble, so he released Alice No. 2 and No. 5.

The two went upstairs for a stroll, but found nothing special, and it didn't take much time.But here, the flow rate of time is different.

By the time they went downstairs, it was completely dark, and the lights in the whole building were not turned on.

Zhu Wen and Ji Shuang pushed the door lightly into the children's room. Before they could make a sound, they heard the voices of Alice No. 2 and No. 5 telling stories to the children in a serious manner.

"...Then, Ji Shuang gave Zhu Wen a stick with his backhand, pointed at Zhu Wen and said, 'You are not Zhu Wen, who are you?'"

"Zhu Wen almost cried in fright, Ji Shuang still didn't let him go, and said with a cold face: 'He is older than you, you learn'..."

Ji Shuang's breath stuck in her throat, and she coughed—what is this unlucky Alice talking about?That matter can't be overturned?

Shocked, she subconsciously turned around to plug Zhu Wen's ears.

Zhu Wen didn't even think about it. Seeing a black shadow rushing towards him, he punched the black shadow with his backhand.

Then, he saw clearly that the black shadow was Ji Shuang.

The two looked at each other, both speechless.

Zhu Wen raised his hand: "..."

Ji Shuang covered her shoulders: "..."

Zhu Wen shook the pot: "You did it first."

Ji Shuang was furious: "Then I didn't intend to kill you either."

Zhu Wen argued: "I'm useless."

Ji Shuang was speechless: "Thank you."

She covered her shoulders and leaned against the wall, and after a while, she raised her hand.

Zhu Wen really didn't use any strength, or she wouldn't need to use her hand.

"Are you okay?" She heard Zhu Wen ask.

Ji Shuang shook her head: "It's okay."

Two people: "..."

Alice 2 and 5 ran out when they heard the movement.

"Ok?"

They tilted their heads strangely, looked at Ji Shuang, and then at Zhu Wen.

Zhu Wen looked down at them: "What were you talking about just now?"

He didn't hear the whole thing, but he heard part of it, "Ji Shuang didn't hit me with a stick, you made up stories about us?"

Zhu Wen put bows on Alice No. 2 and No. 5 respectively.

The one with the black bow is number 2 and the one with the white bow is number 5.

Alice No. 5 blinked and put her hands on her hips: "I didn't make up a story! It's true..."

Before finishing speaking, Ji Shuang gave Alice No. 5 a kick.

Alice No. 5 said "噫噫" twice, and started howling again after a long absence.

Zhu Wen looked at Ji Shuang: "Huh?"

Ji Shuang's eyes fluttered, she covered her shoulders, looked back and forth, pointed outside and said, "What's going on outside?"

Zhu Wen was speechless: "This topic has changed..."

Ji Shuang curled her lips, it doesn't matter if it is blunt or not, as long as it is useful.

She turned on the light, and finally saw the situation outside through the light.

The texture of the entire ground has changed, it looks like the kind of slime sold online for decompression, a soft lump.Ji Shuang frowned, and touched the ground with the toe of her shoe.

When I wanted to pull my foot back, I found that I couldn't pull it out no matter what.

With a "tsk", Ji Shuang simply discarded her shoes and retreated into the house.

"Can you go out at night?" Zhu Wen asked leisurely behind her.

Ji Shuang: "It seems to be."

Zhu Wen: "Now comes the problem."

Ji Shuang: "Huh?"

Zhu Wen pointed to the two talents Alice No. 2 and No. 5, "The protagonists of their bedtime stories are you and me."

Ji Shuang patted his forehead: "It's troublesome."

Zhu Wen nodded, "Indeed."

After speaking, he took out the butterfly knife and walked to the children's room with his back behind his back.

Signaling Alice No. 2 and No. 5 to silence, he looked into the children's room.

The five children were lying on their respective beds, sleeping soundly.

Zhu Wen frowned.

Is the bedtime story here different from the bedtime story outside?

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"What's the time now?"

Zhu Wen turned around and asked.

Ji Shuang turned her head to look at the time: "11:40."

While Ji Shuang was looking at his watch and talking, the minute hand moved forward again.

There was a rustling sound from upstairs, and Alice No. 2 and No. 5 raised their heads in ignorance, stared at the empty corridor and blinked. With a sound of "Wow~", they dragged Zhu Wen into the children's room.

"stand up!"

Alice No. 2 slapped a little boy on the face, stared and said, "Lesson is about to start!"

The little boy opened his eyes in a daze. Before his brain was fully awake, he heard Alice No. 2 chirping and quacking a word problem about 300 words in length regardless of the total number of characters.

little boy:"???"

Zhu Wen also said "Huh?", then turned to Ji Shuang and asked, "Did you hear the question clearly?"

Ji Shuang shook her head: "She was fighting with her tongue when she spoke."

I just didn't hear the meaning clearly, Zhu Wen felt relieved.

The voice from upstairs got louder, Zhu Wen exited the children's room and closed the door, and turned his head towards Jishuang.

The two turned on the lights on the stairs all the way, and walked upstairs lightly.

The ghost thing upstairs obviously didn't have the concept of "cautious". Hearing the sound, he was probably coming this way, and the jingle and palm tree knocked down a row of things.

Zhu Wen walked in the front, touched the second floor and opened the bead curtain, and a π flew towards him like a boomerang.

He subconsciously pressed Ji Shuang's head and dodged together.

Then: "?"

π?

The π nailed into the wall is about 50 centimeters long, and the whole body glows with a cold metal light.After nailing it into the wall, it flicked twice, and it flew out again with a "swish!——".

Zhu Wen dodged sideways, feeling like he was being chased and beaten by Science.

He pushed Ji Shuang away, rushed into the second floor with π flying all over the sky, and saw a strange figure in the shape of a middle-aged man.

That man has symbols like δ, ξ, β, Σ, θ... and so on all over his body. He has a Chinese character face, black-rimmed eyes that reflect light, and his hair is parted. Meticulous.

The man raised his right hand, stretched out his middle finger, and helped his eyes: "Today, let's learn..."

Zhu Wen rushed up and kicked his waist.

The man took a step back, but instead of being kicked away, he picked up the Σ on top of his head and slashed towards Zhu Wen's facade.

While dodging shortly, Zhu Wen quickly bullied and approached the man, quickly swiped the butterfly knife between his five fingers, adjusted it to the most suitable grip for cutting the throat, and slashed at the man's throat.

"Ding,"

The man was unharmed.

Zhu Wen: "Tsk!"

The man grinned: "Study hard, kid!"

Zhu Wen is speechless.

"??? What the hell is this?"

"Fuck! I'm in pain! What are those symbols on his body? I seem to know it, but I don't seem to know it."

"Someone kill me! Why did I see such a strange thing in the game?!"

"Thank you for your strong sense of substitution, I'm already writing papers"

"How do you do this? Sit down and work hard?"

The situation looks very unfavorable for Zhu Wen.

The man seems to be invulnerable, and he really complied with the phrase "Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you will not be afraid to travel all over the world."

Zhu Wen retreated while avoiding various symbols thrown by the man.

The scene is bathed in the fragrance of knowledge.

Zhu Wen retreated all the way to the window, there was no way to retreat.

The man grinned: "Hey hey hey hey hey!"

Zhu Wen also laughed.

After laughing, he shattered the glass with a backhanded elbow, then dodged the θ that was coming towards his front, and raised his eyebrows at Ji Shuang, who was behind the man and directly opposite him.

With a cold face, Ji Shuang swung the baseball bat, weighed it, and swung the bat towards the man's knee.

The man's legs softened suddenly, and he jumped forward: "???"

Zhu Wen immediately made up for it and sent the man out of the window.

He leaned on the window sill and looked out, and saw the man fell to the ground, sunk into the soft ground and was firmly grasped by the ground, so he relieved his heart and turned to Ji Shuang, "Zhenyin, even hit the hollows of his knees."

Ji Shuang was carrying the club, "You can't even kick something, so I have to play dirty."

Zhu Wen nodded, "Yes."

The two turned around at the same time, intending to go downstairs and beat up Alice No. 2 and No. 5 first.

But when they looked up, the two said: "..."

As if the cooperation between the two of them just now was a fucking hallucination, the man appeared in front of them again, raised his middle finger to adjust his glasses, his seven-thirds hair was shining with pomade, and his whole body was shining brightly.

Taking a closer look, there are a lot of symbols on this shit.

Zhu Wen: "I have a..."

"Huh!—"

Another symbol flew over, saw Zhu Wen cut off several hairs.

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