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its not right.

Didn't Dagu not become Dijia yet?

How did he know?

God of Destruction: "How do you know Tiga is more than 50 meters long?"

Dagu made soup: "Because I saw..."

【Ding!The live broadcast of Dagu Boiled Soup has started! 】

[I'm curious to enter the live broadcast room! 】

[The horny fairy of Hama Mountain enters the live broadcast room! 】

[Nase Izumi enters the live broadcast room! 】

[Dark God of Destruction enters the live broadcast room! 】

[The Iron Fist of Love enters the live broadcast room! 】

At this time, Dagu was driving Shengli Feiyan 1 and hovering at high altitude.

And below, there are two monsters, destroying the stone statue of the giant.

I was very curious: "Wow~ this is a monster, it looks so big!"

Iron Fist of Love: "It looks like a dinosaur. Could it be a mutation of Tyrannosaurus Rex and Pterosaur?"

Dagu boiled it into soup: "It's not dinosaurs, they are Gorzan, the monster that shakes the earth, and Melba, the monster that cracks the sky!"

Nase Izumi: "Aren't you afraid of crashing the plane while flying the plane?"

Dagu boiled it into soup: "Don't worry, I'm an old driver, very stable, and it's impossible for me to crash in this life!"

God of Destruction: "Your flag is well established!"

Ye Lian smiled.

Old driver?

Very stable?

Impossible to crash in this life?

Tsk tsk, this flag is so standing that there is really no one else.

It should be noted that the little prince who crashed the plane was not called for nothing. After Dagu became Tiga, every time a monster appeared, he would find various opportunities to crash the plane in a fancy way.

Then you can hide your eyes and ears and transform into Tiga!

According to relevant statistics, in the 52 episodes of Dijia's feature film, Dagu crashed his plane no less than 20 times. He is really a crash maniac!

so scary~

The lustful fairy of Hama Mountain: "I don't know how the strength of these two monsters compares with the tailed beast."

Dark God of Destruction: "It's far behind. Gorzan and Merba are just two novice monsters. They are used for Dagu's leveling. Their strength is far inferior to that of the Tailed Beast."

The lustful fairy of Hama Mountain: "If you say that, these monsters are not very good."

Dark God of Destruction: "Not good? Some powerful monsters can blow up a planet with a mouthful of adult phlegm. Do you think it's not good?"

Iron Fist of Love: "A mouthful of phlegm explodes..."

Nase Izumi: "I can't imagine."

I'm curious: "Okay... so amazing! Surprised.jpg"

Hama Mountain Lust Immortal: "Excuse me, goodbye!"

Dagu boiled it into soup: "Boss Ye Lian, I shouldn't encounter the powerful monster you mentioned, right?"

Dagu trembled a little.

With a mouthful of phlegm, a planet explodes.

It's too exaggerated!

Although he hasn't turned into Di Jia yet, and he doesn't know what Di Jia's specific strength is, but even if he changes, he doesn't think he can beat the spitting star-exploding monster.

Nima is outrageous!

God of Destruction: "Don't worry, most of the monsters on your side are quite friendly."

Dagu boiled into soup: "Big...portion?"

Dagu panicked.

He was thinking, is it too late for him to turn around and run away in Shengli Feiyan No. 1?

Dijia or something, I have not changed!

Whoever loves to change will change!

Dark God of Destruction: "Okay, don't think so much, pay attention to the situation in front of you first, Gorzan is ready to destroy Tiga's stone statue."

Dagu boiled it into soup: "I...what should I do?"

Iron Fist of Love: "Aren't you driving a fighter jet? Take bullets and shoot it!"

When Dagu heard the words, he immediately held the joystick on the side and pressed the launch button.

"call out---"

A smoke bomb was launched, hitting Gorzan's forehead.

Although it didn't cause any harm.

But these actions annoyed Gorzan, he immediately threw down the Tijia statue, got up and prepared to shoot Shengli Feiyan No. 1, an annoying mosquito flying around.

Dagu boiled it into soup: "Damn it! I forgot that Shengli Feiyan 1 hasn't undergone weapon modification yet!"

Naseizumi: "This is the end of the calf, the monster is after you."

The lustful fairy of Hama Mountain: "It's hopeless, just wait for death."

Dagu boiled it into soup: "Don't! Give me a trick, I don't want to die young!"

I was very curious: "Didn't Brother Ye Lian say that he wants you to become a light, a Dijia?"

Dagu boiled it into soup: "I don't know how to change it!"

Dagu boiled it into soup: "@黑色恐怖神, Mr. Ye Lian, hurry up and save the child!"

God of Destruction: "Stop the plane, don't move, just let Gorzan slap you."

Dagu boiled it into soup: "???"

......

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Chapter 13

Dagu was dumbfounded.

What did Ye Lian just say?

Tell yourself to stop the plane, don't move, let Gorzan slap you?

Sir, are you serious?

With Gorzan's sturdy and huge body, if he slapped him, he would definitely die suddenly on the spot, the kind of dead!

Dagu boiled it into soup: "Boss Ye Lian, please stop joking, how can my small body withstand Gorzan's slap!"

Dark God of Destruction: "Who stepped on a horse to joke with you, you have inherited the genes of an ultra-ancient warrior, and only in critical moments can you turn into light and revive the Tiga statue."

Nase Izumi: "So that's why Dagu was slapped by the monster."

Hamo Mountain's lecherous fairy: "I thought Ye Lian, like me, told Dagu to wait to die!"

Iron Fist of Love: "Do you think everyone is as heartless as you? Despise.jpg"

The lustful fairy of Hama Mountain: "Hey, I'm just kidding!"

Dagu boiled it into soup: "But...but I dare not!"

Let Gorzan slap.

That's easy to say.

In a way, how is this different from suicide?

Although Ye Lian said that only in a critical moment can he turn into light and revive the Tiga statue, but if he is alive and well, who has the courage to do something similar to suicide?

No one can face death calmly!

I was very curious: "Brother Dagu, the monster is about to catch up with you!"

Iron Fist of Love: "Although your plane is very fast, you can't bear the monster's long legs. If you take a step, it will be tens or hundreds of meters."

Hamo Mountain Lustful Immortal: "Stay actively, let the monster slap, passively catch up, or let the monster slap, in fact, it doesn't matter which one is Daguxuan, you will be slapped anyway."

Nase Izumi: "But it can reflect the problem of attitude."

Looking at Gorzan who was getting closer and closer to him through the rearview mirror, Dagu gritted his teeth:

"Hey! Life and death are fate, wealth and honor are in the sky, fight hard!"

Release the joystick and pull the hand push down.

Dagu hovered Shengli Feiyan No. 1 in mid-air, waiting for Gorzan's attack.

Just like what Jiraiya and Nase Izumi said.

Although taking the initiative to stay is a slap in the face of Gorzan, and passively catching up is also a slap in the face of Gorzan. There is no real difference, but this can reflect the problem of attitude!

It's about being a softie and admitting to the end.

Or be a real man and face it bravely!

Nase Izumi: "Hey~ I stopped, it seems that I mustered up my courage."

The lustful fairy of Hamo Mountain: "Dare to face death, Dagu, I respect you for being a man!"

Iron Fist of Love: "Why do I feel that he was limped by you guys..."

I was very curious: "Sister Jing, if you want to talk about fooling big brother Dagu, you also have a part~"

Dark God of Destruction: "Look at you, you don't learn well every day, and you play tricks to fool people, and you have taught the pure Ai Ru sauce!"

Nase Izumi: "..."

Iron Fist of Love: "..."

The Lecherous Immortal of Hama Mountain: "..."

I'm curious: "Grievance.jpg"

The people in the chat group knew why Dagu stopped, but his teammates of the victory team didn't know.

"Why is Dagu not moving?"

"Could it be that Shengli Feiyan 1 broke down?"

"Dagu! Skydive, skydive!"

Inside Shengli Feiyan No. 2, Lina, Zong Fang and others yelled into the walkie-talkie.

However......

That's too late!

Gorzan stepped forward, raised his paw, and slapped the Shengli Feiyan No. 1 hovering in mid-air with a huge force, destroying the entire fuselage in an instant!

Just when Dagusi gritted his teeth and closed his eyes tightly, thinking that he was going to die.

"Om—"

A bright and holy white light suddenly enveloped him.