key to come

She is seducing Shen Lang now, it's okay to suffer a little loss, she must not let Shen Lang be unable to hold back and practice double cultivation with Li Yunchen, otherwise her life will definitely be lost.

"Then what should I spend money on?" Shen Lang continued.

"If you spend a lot of money, you can reach her current level within two years, and follow-up depends on your understanding." Luo Xi explained: "However, in these two years, you can't be close to women, and you have to be a child."

"I am a child."

Shen Lang said that today he is still a virgin.

Li Yunchen's eyes lit up when he heard Shen Lang's words.

"However, it's too boring to live a life without getting close to women for two years." Shen Lang shook his head resolutely: "What about the others? Confucianism, Legalism, magicians, mages, wooden armor art, what are these?"

"Little brother understands very well." Seeing that he didn't want to practice martial arts, Luo Xi felt a little regretful, and became a little more vigilant: "Confucianism and Legalism pay attention to following the law. Law."

"Look at me, do you have the posture of a great Confucian?"

Chapter 12 Hypnosis

"This, the posture of a great scholar..." Luo Xi glanced at Shen Lang cautiously: "Do you want me to tell the truth?"

If it were a great Confucian, how could he spank girls indiscriminately!

"Isn't Confucianism just a group of sour literati? They only care about party struggles, don't be rational, only care about personal and party interests, and don't care about the life and death of the country and the people. Without any integrity and loyalty, changing the emperor is like changing clothes." Shen Lang looked at Luo Xi suspiciously : "I'm not as good as them?"

"You mean Confucianism?" Luo Xi looked strange.

Confucianism taught the six virtues, six elements, and six arts, and contributed countless talents. Why is it so unbearable in Shenlang?

The last emperor of the new dynasty died for his country, and the three great Confucian scholars died generously. This is quite upright...

"Of course!" Shen Lang nodded firmly.

"This... how should I put it, how is your reading?" Now that Luo Xi is in the hands of a traitor, she dare not discuss this with Shen Lang, she only thinks that Shen Lang is a psychopath.

Cauldron, there are scoundrels in every school of thought, have you been deceived by a teacher who claims to be a master of Confucianism?I have such a big opinion on Confucianism.

"What book? I'm familiar with "Golden Scale", "Ah B" and "Sister Bai", do these count?" Shen Lang said: "I also read the four great classics when I was a child, but I couldn't stand reading two episodes of Dream of the Red Chamber."

Obviously, the four masterpieces he mentioned are not books, but TV series...

There are absolutely a lot of people like this, because the books of the four great classics are really not the reading materials of most people, especially those who are ignorant and incompetent like Shen Lang.

""Book of Rites"? "The Analects"? "Mencius"?" Luo Xi blinked her big eyes and looked at Shen Lang curiously.

"Threesomes must have my teacher..." Shen Lang opened his mouth, who can remember this?

"Ahem, why don't we talk about other systems?" Luo Xi suppressed a smile.

This person is ignorant!

Snapped!

"ah!"

"Are you trying to laugh at me?" Shen Lang looked at her dangerously: "Do you know that your articles are all old articles, and no one here memorizes them, and my nine-year compulsory education is also yours. What can be compared with a feudal tradition?"

"I dare not, I haven't read it..." Luo Xi shook her head repeatedly.

"Tsk, you are doubting my cultural level, I will write you a poem to show you my ability!" Shen Lang snorted: "Hey, the danger is so high! To the blue sky!"

Luo Xi froze for a moment, then looked at Shen Lang curiously.

This paragraph is not bad!

"What about the back?" Luo Xi continued.

"Forget it, let's talk about other systems." Shen Lang found that it was difficult for him to memorize the Road to Shu.

He has memorized other poems before, but it is embarrassing now, so it is better not to continue embarrassing.

"Then, the next system, Mage and Warlock, are actually similar. Many systems are similar. For example, the system of Buddhism is similar to the system of warriors. Only relying on comprehension and affinity for Buddhism to offset part of the need for medicine. "

"For example, the warlock system, stepping on the direction, looking for good luck. Xiu Qimen Dunjia, great success can be measured, and it is more dependent on the position when facing the enemy. If it occupies a good location, it can be said that apart from being restrained by the words, martial artists of the same level To drink hatred."

"If you practice to the extreme, you can even summon meteorites from outside the sky."

"Meteorite from beyond the sky?" Talking about this, Shen Lang won't be sleepy: "Isn't this similar to the great magister Liu Xiu?"

"Liu Xiu? He is indeed a mage. There is no difference between a mage and a sorcerer, but the sorcerer's knowledge is more complicated."

"Huh? Liu Xiu is really a great magister?" Shen Lang was stunned for a moment: "What about Wang Mang?"

"Martial master! The new great ancestor Wang Mang, with a field boxing unparalleled in the world, defeated the great magister Liu Xiu and laid the foundation of the new dynasty..."

"Wang Mang is the new patriarch?" Shen Lang focused his eyes on Li Yunchen: "Why didn't you tell me?"

The fact that Wang Mang is a time traveler does not need too much evidence. Shen Lang firmly believes in the fact that Wang Mang is a time traveler.

Co-authoring the history of this world is like this. Wang Mang defeated Liu Xiu, so there is no so-called Eastern Han Dynasty, let alone the so-called Three Kingdoms, the cannibalistic Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, and there is no such tragic period of chaos in China?

Wait, Field Punch?Is this Little Xiami crossing?Which player...

"Me? You didn't ask me..." Li Yunchen was stunned, why did the blame fall on me?

Snapped!

Li Yunchen gritted her teeth.

Unfortunately, I thought you were a gentleman before, but now that your nature is gradually exposed, you just want to take advantage of me.

"So, after all, I'm only suitable for the cultivation methods of academics, right?" Shen Lang looked at Luo Xi.

This warlock's system is tailor-made for him, and it is a perfect match with his keyboard!

With a keyboard, I'm afraid I don't have a good location?

However, seeing through the secrets and the plot on my keyboard are somewhat repetitive...

It doesn't matter, it is impossible to learn martial arts. If he wants to learn martial arts, he has to save a lot of money. He has no foundation now. When will he be big?

Coupled with the fact that he and Li Yunchen know each other well, seeing her busy with double cultivation, maybe I have to help her again this time.

Just be a warlock!

"Witchcraft and the like, or Mohism's wooden armor technique, can be used for research work..." Luo Xi whispered: "If you really want to practice, Taoism is actually the best choice. Taoism accepts disciples. Challenge, achievement depends entirely on chance, comprehension and aptitude.”

"Will you?" Shen Lang asked.

"No..." Luo Xi shook her head: "In addition to the cultivation method of the Yin Yang family, I only know the art of witchcraft."

"What's the use of you!" Shen Lang gave her a look of disgust, and then looked at Li Yunchen: "Then teach me."

"I do not know either……"

"If you say you don't know how to do it again, I will save her." Shen Lang said calmly: "At worst, I will die with you."

"You, you are simply a rascal, why do you think I will!" Li Yunchen blushed with anger: "I am a member of Tianzong of Taoism, isn't it normal that I don't know?"

If Luo Xi knew that she knew how to practice as a sorcerer, maybe she would try to kill herself with the idea of ​​self-mutilation.

As a fellow practitioner, I may recover faster than her!

What she could accept at the beginning was just to teach him the superficial cultivation method of Confucianism or Dharma cultivation.

Musha?She still wants to use Shen Lang.

"Miss Luo, how can I save you?" Shen Lang looked at Luo Xi.

"It's right on his chest. Little brother, you put your hand into his belly pocket, and you have a pill in his pocket. Just take it out and feed it to him." Luo Xi's peach blossom eyes suddenly became deep like an abyss. unpredictable.

Shen Lang felt a familiar feeling, this is... hypnotism.

"Little brother, you have touched him so many times, don't you want to? Just reach into his clothes, take out a small pill, and feed it to him, and he will satisfy you." Luo Xi's voice seemed to carry Like endless temptation.

It was also the first time she used it like this, but in order to escape, she went all out.

"Cover your ears and mutilate yourself!" Li Yunchen was taken aback, this Luo Xi can really perform?All co-authors are dead?

Shen Lang slowly squatted in front of Luo Xi, and stretched his big hand towards her bellyband.

Chapter 13

Li Yunchen regretted it, regretted it very much, taught him that there is a [-]% chance of dying, and he can say that the probability of his death is [-]% after he got the soul sedation, and in the end [-]% will be respected by Tiandao.

Wait, if she could use it, why didn't she use it before?

Casting it now can only restore her spiritual power. She has no spiritual power, so she can't cast the soul suppressing spell out of thin air.

But even if she recovered a little, it would be easy for her to kill this young man and herself.

Is it...

"Yes... people..."

"Is that enough?"

At this moment, Shen Lang's teasing voice sounded.

"What?" Luo Xi stared blankly at Shen Lang.

"How do you think I've been living in the mental hospital all these years?" Shen Lang said with a half-smile, "Your Master Lang's spirit is so strong that it makes you afraid."

Luo Xi swallowed her saliva cautiously. As long as her soul control technique is combined with medicine, even if she does not use spiritual power, it is enough to catch a ninth-rank practitioner. This person actually broke free?This is not true!

No matter how he looks at it, he is a completely ordinary person, so he will be tricked no matter what.

"Tsk, what's the matter, do you have a long memory?" Shen Lang turned around and looked at Li Yunchen: "Do you want to teach?"

"I teach...you tell me to stay away from her." Li Yunchen sighed: "I don't know how much she has recovered and how many cards she has. In other words, she wants to control you and kill you. You don't plan to take revenge?"

Seeing that Shen Lang was fine, Li Yunchen was relieved, if something happened to him, he didn't know what to do.

What kind of a guy is this guy that can resist this?

Li Yunchen wouldn't believe it if he was said to be an ordinary person with good luck.

"No, who will check and balance you when she dies? Do you have anything to slow her recovery?"

"Yes!" Li Yunchen was overjoyed, ignoring the previous sentence: "There is a purple pill in my waist pouch, give her a pill and she won't be able to move."

"Then it's just you and him." Luo Xi snorted, "When you wake up, you can kill him after harvesting."

"I said that she can't be killed." Shen Lang rubbed his temples.

Can these two guys live in peace and teach themselves well so that they can reach the pinnacle of life?

Tsk, in this world full of love, there should be no disputes.

"That won't kill her."

"That means I'm not pinned down!"

Seeing that the two were about to start arguing again, Shen Lang carried Li Yunchen into the cave and placed her on a big rock so that she could lean on it.

"Okay, let's talk now, how to practice?" Shen Lang said: "Don't expect me to feed her medicine."

"Listen well..." Seeing that Shen Lang was not fooled, Li Yunchen felt a little disappointed.

"Miss Luo, listen to me, if what she said is wrong..."

"He likes little brother so much, so he will remind you."

"You still wanted to control me just now."

"Oh, it doesn't mean that he likes you so much and wants to do something o(*////▽////*)q with you."

It has to be said that although Luo Xi was full of murderous intent, she always wanted to kill Shen Lang, but Shen Lang felt that this girl was much cuter than Li Yunchen, and she didn't know that she was better if she hadn't slept.

What she does is quite hateful, but she looks good and speaks well, just like normal men would like green tea...

Since ancient times, the true feelings have not been retained, and only the routines have won the hearts of the people.

Shen Lang's spirit is different from that of ordinary people, it is estimated that there are very few people who think that people who kill him once and still want to kill him are cute.

Shen Lang will not admit that he is really crazy, he can see it.

Besides, his so-called liking, looking at her cute, is purely greedy for her body and the benefits he can get.

"Finished? Listen well, the practice method of warlocks is very simple to get started, and most charlatans are just beginners..."

Shen Lang was afraid that he would not be able to remember, so he finally opened the keyboard that he disliked not being able to code by himself.

What happened before has all been recorded in this plot, and the current plot is...