key to come

Then, let's figure out the information of this world first, and then try again when the time comes.

"What are you doing?" Li Yunchen looked at his hands, although his gaze seemed to be on her body, but it didn't seem to be looking at herself.

In Shen Lang's eyes, she could only see her own reflection, and could not see anything else.

He is using a weapon?

No, there was no fluctuation of spiritual power in his body, nor around him.

She is very confident in the magic circle she has set up in this cave, so there shouldn't be any problems.

"It's okay." Shen Lang shook his hand: "I'm used to practicing my fingers. As a luthier, it's normal to do this every day."

Li Yunchen said, this is not normal at all, okay?It's not that she doesn't know the luthier, it's the first time she saw such a practice, especially he didn't seem to be playing the piano, but his fingers seemed to be beating something.

"Then, I will call you Master from now on?"

"No, your luck is good, you may be able to worship my master in the future, you can call me senior sister first."

Li Yunchen was not in a hurry, the more he cooperated with this kind of thing, the better, at least he could not resist when taking the medicine, otherwise he would not be able to maximize his benefits.

"Senior sister, how do we practice in Taoism?"

"My Daoist practice emphasizes the unity of heaven and man, mainly refining Qi and supplementing body training. When the realm is advanced, it can communicate with the world."

"How far can a powerful practitioner do?"

"It is rumored that a second-rank cultivator can divide mountains and rivers with one sword."

"So weak?"

Seeing Shen Lang's surprised expression, Li Yunchen's head was covered with black lines.

Huh... no, don't be angry, this kind of ordinary people make practitioners a myth.

weak?This is already very strong!

In ancient times, there was a powerful mage named Liu Xiu, who could even summon meteorites from the sky.

It's a pity that he met a generation of arrogant Wang Mang. When the two led the decisive battle, Wang Mang had an absolute advantage, and the imperial driver personally conquered. He shattered countless meteorites with a wild ball fist, retained his own army, and ruined Liu Xiu's ambition.

This incident was recorded in the annals of history and became a legend among practitioners.

During Wang Mang's reign as the new emperor, he invented countless useful things. His contribution to the whole world is not only his literary and martial arts, but his inventions can be said to have been blessed for thousands of years.

"Phew... this world should be regarded as Chinese martial arts, right?" Shen Lang said thoughtfully, "It's not the kind of martial arts that explodes as soon as Yuan Yingqi says it's a star, and it's not a normal martial arts either."

"National Infant Stage? What Nascent Infant Stage? You can become a Nascent Soul by cultivating the Primordial Spirit." Li Yunchen looked puzzled.

"Don't pay attention to these details, I just realized that you are wearing high heels?" Shen Lang pointed at her feet in surprise. These are not the formal shoes worn by women in the Zhou Dynasty, but modern high heels!

"Hmm." Seeing that he was so surprised when he saw the high heels, Li Yunchen was relieved a lot. It seems that he is not a member of a noble family.

"Why is there such a thing?"

Shen Lang felt that this style of painting was a bit like Qin Shimingyue, with a high chest, thin waist and long legs, and high heels on her feet.

"Bigger cities sell them."

"No, I mean, who invented this thing?" Shen Lang continued.

"The new great ancestor." Li Yunchen frowned slightly, this person is a bit ignorant.

Now it is not so difficult to learn literature, as long as you buy a general history, you can read it.

"The new great ancestor..." Shen Lang felt that this person might be a senior time traveler.

Otherwise, why is it so creative.

The first appearance of this kind of high heels should not be in Huaxia, and the reason for its appearance is quite disgusting.

Due to Shen Lang's limited knowledge, he really doesn't know who the new great ancestor is.

If he studies history well, or if that history is made into an interesting TV series, he should still know what happened to the new great ancestor.

"Well, do you have any questions?"

In order to be kind, or to make up for him, Li Yunchen knew everything about Shen Lang.

"How many ways of practice are there in the world?"

"Confucianism cultivates Confucianism, and emphasizes that words follow the law; Legalism cultivates law, and emphasizes using the law of heaven and earth to shock everything; there are also warlocks, alchemists, mages, wooden armor techniques, and the most common martial arts, etc., etc., countless sub-categories."

"The grade you mentioned before is..."

"The ninth rank is the lowest, and the first rank is the highest."

"Isn't nine better than one?"

"A ninth-rank official is older than a first-rank official?"

"Oh, oh, forgot, I used to have a lot of fights online."

"What do you mean?"

"It's nothing, let's continue... What dynasty is this?"

"Are you courting death? Huh...it's Da Zhou now."

"What's the name of the emperor?"

"Ji..."

"Fuck? How old is it now?"

"What is AD?"

Fortunately, Li Yunchen is very patient, otherwise normal people would not be able to bear Shen Lang, a curious baby, and many of the questions he asked were too common sense.

He asked for a full hour, and stopped when he was tired of asking himself.

Have a good time first, and look for an opportunity to continue asking when you are resurrected next time.

"Huh, let's do this." Shen Lang stretched his waist and lay directly on the ground: "Come on, face me! By the way, I'll try my best one last time, can you hurry up when I'm done having fun?"

Li Yunchen:? ? ?

Chapter 04 Neuropathy

"What do you mean?" Li Yunchen looked at Shen Lang inexplicably.

Silence?When am I going to shut up?

After absorbing Shen Lang's luck, she planned to secretly raise him and leave some money for him so that he could become a rich man in peace.

Without luck, his family property may lose quickly, but it will definitely not make him unable to survive.

After being absorbed by himself, his second-tier luck will at most become lower-tier, which is worse than ordinary people's luck.

"Actually, I'm a fortune teller..." Shen Lang looked at Li Yunchen mysteriously, thinking about the skin wrapped under her purple clothes, he couldn't help but feel a little ready to move.

"Don't be kidding, how could I kill you? We will be in the same sect from now on... The Taoist sect is good at dual cultivation, and my Tianzong is not good at dual cultivation." Li Yunchen suddenly said: "I know, it was you who knew it before you knew it." Did you ask about something taboo?"

"It doesn't matter. My Tianzong of Taoism is the state religion. Today, I vigorously promote my Taoism. We are monks. You asked about taboos before, and only you know and I know."

"Are you tired of explaining so much?" Shen Lang curled his lips: "Hurry up, fuck me quickly, I don't want to procrastinate any longer, I'll have a good time first, and I still have a lot of information to ask you later. "

Li Yunchen frowned, she felt that the person in front of her was a psychopath.

If I really want to kill you, why are you so calm?

Then ask me for information, how can you ask me when you are dead, soul?

A person like you who has no practice is a lonely ghost, and you still want to become a ghost?

"Okay, I won't act anymore, I've got a showdown, I can read minds and know what you're thinking." Shen Lang said with a mysterious face.

"Then tell me, what am I thinking?" Li Yunchen snorted.

"You're thinking, how about my figure, will you feel good in a while." Shen Lang grinned and sat up suddenly.

"Are you kidding me?" Li Yunchen felt that her Dao heart couldn't be suppressed.

She didn't practice Taoist Kungfu since she was a child, but she joined Tianzong halfway because of her better aptitude, and her skills in nourishing Qi were much worse.

"So hurry up, I've been chatting for a long time, my mouth is dry, otherwise why don't you think I didn't ask?" Shen Lang slapped his mouth.

He glanced at the plot, but there was still no change, this bitch just wanted to kill her.

He moved his fingers and tried to modify the ending of Shen Lang's death again, but it still couldn't be changed.

Forget it, hurry up and comfort the sword that has been with me for many years and has not been sheathed.

"Huh, why on earth do you think I'm going to kill you?" Li Yunchen rubbed her temples.

"With your IQ, it's hard for me to explain things like the plot and the keyboard to you."

Seeing that she was still pretending, Shen Lang couldn't help feeling that the trust between people was gone.

Li Yunchen felt that the person in front of him was strange and strange.

I couldn't understand a lot of what he said, as if he was talking nonsense.

"If you kill me, will it affect your practice? Don't you have any psychological burden?" Shen Lang asked, as if he was not about to die, but asked if she would feel that she was harming living beings by eating meat dishes. Same.

Li Yunchen stared at Shen Lang earnestly, she felt that the person in front of her might really have persecution paranoia.

"Okay, since you think I will kill you, then I will silence you. After eating it, you have no right to choose now." Li Yunchen was also angry, and directly handed Shen Lang a pill: "If you don't If you eat, I will force you to eat."

"Is this little pill to increase my ability or something?" Shen Lang said enthusiastically after taking the pill.

"Eat this, you will fall into a coma, and you won't know anything after that." Li Yunchen sneered, "I will let you die silently."

"Huh?" Shen Lang was stunned for a moment, then frowned and said, "Let's discuss it, don't do this, okay? I'm still a virgin, even if you want to kill me, you have to let me have a good time."

"You!" Li Yunchen became angry.

It's not like she hasn't seen someone like Shen Lang who is unforgiving and speaks vulgarly, and some crooked ways are even more vulgar than him, but those people are all enemies, but Shen Lang is different.

It is true that I and Shen Lang will only have sex once in this life, and then I will deeply engrave his image in my mind, and then cut off this fate when I am successful in cultivation.

The better Shen Lang performed, the better her impression of Shen Lang would be, and the more helpful it would be to her practice in the future.

But Shen Lang opened his mouth and shut it up now, it's refreshing, which made her want to beat Shen Lang to death.

No, don't be angry!

"You have to eat!" Li Yunchen said softly.

"Okay, okay, I'll take it in a while. I'm about to die, can you give me some benefits? Cultivation techniques, pills, etc."

"Why do you want these?" Li Yunchen saw that he said that he was going to die and was asking for benefits, so he was even more speechless towards this person.

"Isn't it okay to be buried with you?"

Shen Lang curled his lips, took the pill, and tapped the keyboard again.

[Li Yunchen caught Shen Lang to help her practice and eliminate the hidden danger of becoming mad. She originally wanted Shen Lang to double cultivate with Shen Lang without knowing it, but it was the first time she saw Shen Lang, and she felt pity...]

boom!

Shen Lang only felt a headache for a while, then his vision went dark and he lost consciousness.

"Phew, it's more headache than Luoxi." Li Yunchen pried open Shen Lang's mouth, stuffed the pill into him, and then helped Shen Lang take the medicine.

Taking medicine after being stunned would definitely not be as effective as before, but it was the only way to do it.

Otherwise, if you let him continue talking, your Dao heart will definitely be affected.

This is a neurosis!

Li Yunchen shyly unbuttoned Shen Lang's clothes, at this moment she finally noticed the words on Shen Lang's clothes.

Castle Peak Mental Hospital?

This... What does a mental hospital mean?

Is he really crazy?

For a while, Li Yunchen wanted to change.

But thinking about absorbing the luck of a psychopath, it's better than harming other people, she had a better idea.

No, I still want to return it!

You can't retreat, you can't retreat, the luck of Yishang...