This King Zhou is not stupid

Chapter 120 Eight: Guangchengzi Xiqi Offers Ten Strategies, Chaoge Cannon Roaming the Streets!

(woke up late)

Back in Xiqi, Guang Chengzi immediately went to the study where Ji Fa was, and offered his strategy.

He bowed his waist and said: "Young Master Ji Fa, but listen to the words of the poor Taoist, the poor Taoist has ten plans in his heart, and he will definitely be able to keep the wind and rain in Xiqi smooth and the people admire him."

"Teacher, please tell me." Ji Fa didn't make a fuss, Guang Chengzi said it was Guang Chengzi's business, and whether he listened or not was Ji Fa's business.

"The first strategy: rebuild the flying boat, and revitalize the road to business."

"The second strategy: Rebuild trucks to solve the worries of the people."

"Third strategy: send envoys to Fengdu City, friendship and brotherhood."

"The fourth strategy: Change the law and be strict with the people and yourself."

"The fifth strategy: revitalize education, the Twelve Golden Immortals will enter the Xiqi monk school."

"The sixth strategy: Recruit the monsters from all over the world, win over the monsters."

"The seventh strategy: Young Master, go to Chaoge personally, and ask Xibohou to return to Xiqi."

"The eighth strategy: recruit auspiciousness into the harem, and the people will praise it."

"Ninth strategy: Ask Jiang Ziya to go back to Xiqi and open up his voice."

"The tenth strategy: open warehouses for disaster relief, give gifts to please, and win over the princes of the three parties."

There is no doubt that each of these ten strategies is useful.

Even the last one is still useful to Xi Qi as a courtier, but it is not glorious.

But this is the way of being human.

After hearing this, Ke Jifa said with a serious expression: "The first thing is right, the fairy family said that if you can fly in the sky, you can fly in the sky; the second thing is right, there is nothing wrong with the truck, and the third thing is Yes, the fifth and seventh are also allowed, but the rest are not allowed!"

Guang Chengzi was stunned, he thought half of the way, and Ji Fa was right half?

He asked in a panic: "My lord, why are you not allowed!"

Ji Fa also stood up and said: "The fourth thing...Although there are problems with the law, I can't change it by myself. If the order is changed day by day, how majestic is the law!"

As he walked, he said: "The sixth thing, hmph, I, Xiqi, am an orthodox human race, how can I live in the same city with demons, no."

Guang Chengzi sighed after hearing this.

Even his master, Yuanshi Tianzun, had to accept Yaozu as his disciples for the sake of his great plan to conceive the gods. You, a little son of destiny, want to lose face and die, don't you?

"Article [-]: The reason for recruiting auspiciousness into the palace is the same as Article [-]. Humans and demons cannot get along with each other. Although gods and beasts can appear, it is absolutely impossible to enter the harem!"

Guang Chengzi wanted to call Ji Fa shameless.

'Without 'Fengming Qishan', you're a fart Lord of Destiny!Even Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor was not as arrogant as you back then! '

You must know that Xuanyuan Huangdi also asked Yinglong to help him in order to defeat Chiyou, so Ji Fa might say that he would be called a demon.

"Article [-]: Recall Jiang Ziya? He left as soon as he left, and there is absolutely no reason to bring him back."

All right, anyway, Guang Chengzi also felt that Jiang Ziya couldn't be pulled back, so he just said a few words.

In order to argue, Jiang Ziya's cultivation was abolished, even if Ji Faba carried a sedan chair to invite him, he would not be able to invite him.

"Article [-]: Win other princes, hum, why do they need me to win them over, the Southern Capital is still being rebuilt, Donglu and Chaoge are far away, Chongcheng is even more of a barbarian, how can it compare with me in Xiqi."

Guang Chengzi was dumbfounded, why is Ji Fa so confident! ! !

Let alone Chaoge, I am afraid that the two brothers Chonghouhu and Chongheihu will be able to win Xiqi.

Still a barbarian?Pooh!It's not that Guang Chengzi has never been beaten by barbarians, and the fights are much more fierce than gentlemen!

"Teacher, I will adopt the other five strategies, but the other five must never be mentioned again."

"This, this, this."

Guang Chengzi was too angry to speak.

"As you like."

Only five words can still improve people's livelihood, Guang Chengzi also sighed, this Ji Fa used to listen to wise people, why is he confused now?

As soon as he walked out of the room, he saw a shrewd light in Ji Fa's eyes.

"Sure enough, as Teacher Shen said, Chanjiao wants to lift Xiqi up, and the Twelve Golden Immortals are not enough. He also wants to use the side wind. Hmph, why can't I see it."

Ji Fa was full of self-confidence, but he didn't know that the punishment on his side had not yet been established, and Chaoge's side had already begun to popularize the law.

On the main street of Chaoge City, an amazing scene appeared.

A man with only clothes left on his waist was tied to a copper pillar. There was charcoal in it, which burned the copper pillar red. A bronze-skinned man was tied to the copper pillar, wailing tragically.

Both the copper pillar and the man were placed behind the front of a lorry, and they were slowly showing off on the street, but his face was covered by a mask.

"Ah! It hurts so much, please forgive me, I won't dare again!"

His tragic cry terrified the human race and demon race in Chaoge City, even the demon race was afraid of being hot.

There was some pity in their hearts, and they didn't know what this man had committed to be treated like this.

However, there are still monks from the Ministry of Humanity at the back who use the method of loudspeaker to publicize: "This person is a human trafficker. He abducted and sold several young children. He was captured by the Ministry of Humanity. He will actually be tortured by cannon."

Hearing about child abduction, the pity in the hearts of some citizens suddenly turned into anger!

"Damn him!"

"Kill him, kill him!"

Some citizens even picked up the vegetables in their hands and threw them at each other's faces, and the vegetable vendors on the street were also beaming with joy.

After going around Chaoge Street in this way, the truck finally returned to the palace with a load of vegetables and eggs. Immediately, someone watered Pao Lao and untied the people from the pillars.

Looking carefully, although the person on the pillar was screaming all the way, his back was not injured after being scalded by the cannon. It was obviously not an ordinary person, but a monk.

"You've worked hard, you've worked hard. It seems that the people have a great response to the punishment of being burned." A civil servant came over and said to the monk tied to the pillar.

"That's a vegetable leaf!" The bound monk also took off the mask on his head, revealing the appearance of a handsome young man.

The maid next to him also presented his human uniform with both hands.

That's right, this is another law popularization by the Ministry of Human Resources, and firing is also a form of punishment that the ministers were 'inadvertently' reminded of by the Nine-Tails Empress. I have to say, it's really miserable.

If it weren't for the body-building exercises practiced by this monk, he wouldn't be afraid of being burned or flooded, otherwise he wouldn't be able to carry it.

"This is today's remuneration, please accept it." The civil servant also gave today's extra remuneration to the cannonball demonstrator.

"It must be uncomfortable to be pointed at and scolded by others."

"It's okay, it's okay, wearing a mask, and there are no birthmarks on her body, ordinary people can't see it."

The monk from the Ministry of Celebrity received a performance salary, and he was quite happy in his heart. At first, he thought that exercising was not very useful, it was just a little bit more durable, but now it seems that any kind of exercise can be found.

"What is that punishment?"

"It's a pot. Dig a big hole and fill it with poisonous snakes. Let the poisonous snakes bite people and suffer from the pain of my heart devoured by ten thousand poisons."

"This...where are there so many poisonous snakes?"

"Yes, with so many poisonous snakes biting people, wouldn't the poisonous snakes be exhausted to death?"

At this time, the brain circuit of the human cultivator has changed.

They no longer worried about the safety of the people in the pot, but felt a little sorry for the poisonous snake.

After all, those who can be thrown into the basin must be those who have committed great crimes, and the kind of people who are not worthy of death.

"Don't worry, the Ministry of Human Resources has its own arrangements." The civil servant said with a smile.

Chapter 120 Nine: Viper Reemployment Plan, complete!

In addition to normal farms and livestock farms, Dixin has also started to build some abnormal farms.

As we all know, no one dares to raise snakes. Firstly, snakes are femininity. They like to live alone, so it is not easy to raise them. Secondly, they have no experience. thing.

But it's the same as the classic phrase "men know men best" and "women know women best".

The one who knows the snake best is the snake.

Snake demons are the most common in nature. Snakes are long-lived creatures. Even in modern society, wolves and tigers are not seen in some forests, but snakes are mostly seen.

Considering the large number of snakes needed, Di Xin started to build a snake farm.

It is similar to pig farms and chicken farms, but Di Xin did not raise too dangerous snake species. In this era, some snakes from the prehistoric era would not dare to touch even immortals. Most of the snakes he raised were golden ring snakes and silver ring snakes. Snake, Zhuyeqing, etc.

Each snake has a separate residence, imitating the natural environment, with sand, stones and branches. After all, the medicinal value of snakes is higher than that of other domestic animals, and the treatment is better.

Outside each individual living room, there is a snake demon who twists the body of the snake or spits out snake letters to watch over it, and Di Xin also made it clear.

[Snake monsters are not allowed to guard themselves and steal the snakes in the farm! 】

Many people here may not know that it is very common for snakes to eat snakes. Big snakes eat small snakes just like big fish eat small fish. Even mammals have this characteristic.

Mice will kill their cubs, and rabbits will kick their cubs out of their nests.

Therefore, there is no such thing as sympathy for the family, unless it is a big monster, but there is almost no difference between a big monster and a human, and you can clearly distinguish right from wrong.

"You little guys, the food is really good."

The snake demons grabbed a lively little mouse from the small bag in their hands, opened the lid, and put the little mouse in.

The biggest characteristic of snakes is that they eat less and are not picky eaters. As long as they don’t stink, they will eat both alive and dead. They can last for a long time after being fed. The rat plague just caught a while ago can be treated.

The snake in the cage hissed at the snake demon and spit out the snake letter.

The snake demon immediately retorted: "Don't complain, it's good to eat something, you still have something to eat here, and you are the only one who is eaten alive outside."

The snake curled up in a circle again, ignored the mouse, but raised its head and continued to spit snake letters.

"Pull you down, you still need to reproduce? Look, you can do it, not to mention transforming, the scales are not fully grown yet, you love to eat, if you don't eat, you will starve to death, don't even think about running, you will be made into a human if you run out. Snake soup!"

These young little snakes just don't know the ways of the world. They really don't know how the snake demons escaped from the hands of various mountain spirits and wild monsters when they were young.

That is all history of blood and tears!

In the past, such juniors would eat them as snacks, one bite at a time!

Put down the lid, and the snake demon went to feed the snake next to it.

The snake next to it was very honest, bit the mouse with one bite, entangled the mouse's body, and began to slowly open its mouth to eat.

The snake demon said with great relief: "That's right. Only by eating well can you have the strength to produce poison. If you transform into a human form in the future, you can still join the human race as a demon clan, but... I guess most of you will die of old age naturally. "

When he said the last sentence, the snake demon was obviously more humane than these ordinary little snakes.

Even if he is a demon clan, he can't guarantee that his remaining children will be demons, let alone guarantee that his children's cultivation base will be higher than his own, and he can't even guarantee that he will die of old age earlier than his children.

It is a very common but sad thing for a white-haired person to send a black-haired person in the era of cultivating immortals.

That's why Princess Iron Fan hates Monkey King.

After speaking, the snake demon took out another little mouse from the bag in his hand, stuffed it into his mouth, and swallowed it directly.

"Well, this mouse is quite fat, you guys are really lucky, don't talk about it, and continue to distribute meals."

The snake farm does not need too many snake monsters to maintain, just check every day to see if there are any snakes escaping, and then feed them after a while.

And some snakes that are about to grow up are not so lucky.

They're going to 'work'.

"Little ones, ah no, little brothers!"

A female snake demon is raising her right hand, and is educating other snakes who have not transformed.

"You have grown up, are adult snakes, and have the ability to work. Today, Boss, I will take you to see the workplace. Don't run around. Running around will kill the snake!"

Although the snakes hadn't transformed, they still followed her to the execution ground under the pressure of the snake demon.

A hole has already been dug in the execution ground. This hole is so big and deep that ordinary people will never be able to climb out if they fall into it.

The design of this basin is more reasonable than the original version. It is divided into an inner circle and an outer circle, surrounded by a wooden fence in the middle.

It looks more like a small arena, but it is just a fight between a person and a group of snakes. There is only soil in the pot, no branches and stones, so that criminals will not be given weapons. .

The snake demon stood in front of the pothole and explained to the snakes: "This pothole is called a pot. From now on, you adult snakes will work in it. As long as someone is pushed down, just bite them when you go up. Come, I will take you." Go in and have a look."