This King Zhou is not stupid

Before all Xiqi's soldiers reached the wooden wall of the camp to meet the enemy, the chariot had already slammed into the wooden door of the camp, and the wooden door visibly shook.

The wooden door made of this wooden pile is still strong enough, and it was not instantly broken through by the chariot. After all, it is not a chariot made of pure steel, and the tonnage is not enough.

But the one behind is not something the wooden door can block.

"Moo!"

The five-colored bull flew overhead, and Huang Feihu sat on the five-colored bull, holding a golden gun and carrying a reed spear in his hand, and shouted: "All generals, follow me!"

The chariot entered with the gate, this time it was really a tiger entering the flock, and it was a group of tigers, which destroyed the morale of Xi Qi in the camp in one fell swoop.

Before Shen Gongbao even had time to call for reinforcements, the battle was over.

As for the ten thousand people who came later, they only had time to clean up the battlefield and take in the surrendered soldiers.

"Squat down for me one by one, be honest!"

Huang Feihu looked at those Xiqi soldiers who abandoned their weapons and surrendered, and the previous resentment because of the delay in being able to move forward due to the ice surface was swept away.

The battle report was soon uploaded to Chaoge.

The Yin Shang had almost no loss of personnel, captured more than a thousand Xiqi soldiers, and even took down Qishan, a strategic location, which can be said to kill three birds with one stone.

"This is just the beginning."

Looking at the system's battle report, Di Xin knew that this could only be regarded as a small friction, and it would be scary when the immortal was gone.

The next day, despite the presence of ice, Huang Feihu led chariots and more than [-] people equipped with spiked boots to the front of Xiqi City to call for battle.

After yesterday's battle, the morale of the army was high, and Huang Feihu naturally knew the benefits of pursuing the victory.

He rode a five-color bull, and shouted outside the city of Xiqi: "Child Jifa! You are a traitor who has violated the etiquette of the emperor and his ministers, why don't you come out quickly and die!"

Ji Fa didn't show up, but Guang Chengzi and Shen Gongbao did.

"Huang Feihu, you don't want to spout blood, Mr. Ji Fa is the Holy Lord of Xiqi, how can you allow you to be presumptuous here!" Shen Gongbao responded.

"Who are you?"

"I am Shen Gongbao, Master of Xiqi State." Shen Gongbao said proudly, pinching his mustache.

"Shen Gongbao, the Holy Lord of Xiqi you mentioned is Ji Fa?"

"That's right!"

Huang Feihu laughed on the spot and said: "Hahaha, could it be that people laugh their ass off, just because of him, Ji Fa, He Dehe can bear the name of the Holy Lord, the current King is the Holy Lord of the world!"

"Bah! Today's king, don't make the poor man laugh, do you know why I, Xi Qi, turned against me?"

"I want to bring chaos to Chao Gang!"

"Wrong!" Shen Gongbao raised his head, he had already thought up his speech.

"Huang Feihu, General Huang, it seems that you don't know anything, so I will tell you, the poor man, in fact, the current king is not the original Di Xin at all, he is a fake!!!"

Di Xin's expression froze at that time, Huang Feihu was dumbfounded, the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs opened his mouth wide, and even the people who were watching the 'live broadcast' were dumbfounded.

Even Guang Chengzi turned his head to look at his junior brother, wishing he could be killed by a seal of heaven.

'How did he have the brains to come up with such nonsense reasons? ! ! ! '

And Huang Feihu recovered from the shock, and a smile gradually appeared on his face.

His thoughts were a little more ruthless than Guang Chengzi's. He didn't think that Shen Gongbao's brain had grown crooked, but he didn't have a brain when he went out.

Shen Gongbao meant that Di Xin was a puppet emperor, and it would be better to have other people behind him controlling the government than this reason.

"Don't make me laugh, you said that the current king is not real, do you have a reason?"

"Hmph, the king a few years ago came to the court every day, but now he doesn't think about government affairs; the king a few years ago was not good at women, but now he has countless concubines; the king a few years ago was powerful, but now he is greedy for life and afraid of death, hum , All the changes in the Shang Dynasty in the past few years are all because the current king has long been replaced, he is a fake!!!”

"..."

Di Xin narrowed his eyes slightly as he watched Shen Gongbao speak out.

'It's okay, it's okay, if it weren't for this explanation, I really thought that Shen Gongbao was a time traveler who had read the script. I was shocked, as expected of Shen Gongbao, the nonsense is so true. '

"Everything he did was to control the power of Yin and Shang, and bring disaster to the people of Yin and Shang. Ji Fa, the Holy Master of Xiqi, discovered this, so he launched an army to attack Shang. This is not treason, it is for the orthodoxy of the human race!! !"

"Bullshit doesn't make sense! Shit doesn't make sense!!!" In the Longde Hall, Shang Rong finally couldn't help but cursed.

"What this person said is pure bullshit!!!"

"Old Prime Minister, calm down, calm down, don't do anything that insults the gentleman." Bigan persuaded from the side.

"This person has a lot of fallacies, it makes me angry!!!"

Shang Rong turned around and said to many civil servants: "Since ancient times, it has always been someone who has changed from benevolence to cruelty before being suspected of being replaced by others, but now there is a fallacy that changing from benevolence to becoming more holy is suspected of being replaced by others. I am a veteran of three generations, and I have assisted the two former kings, and I have never heard of such fallacies! If I am not old, I can’t wait to conquer this rebellious minister and traitor myself!!!”

But it wasn't over yet, Shen Gongbao continued to shout.

"Although Xiqi is not as powerful as Chaoge, my holy master is the son of destiny. It is precisely because of this reason that Chaoge sent an army to pacify Xiqi, telling Xiqi to shut up and conceal the matter. , General Huang, it’s still too late to submit to Xiqi as soon as possible, and obeying God’s will is the right way.”

Chapter 240 Four: New Proposition: On How the Human Emperor Proves He is the Human Emperor?

Di Xin still admires Shen Gongbao's eloquence. There are not many great truths, but fallacies do come out one after another.

It's even better than some public knowledge in the previous life, and it's on par with some media.

It's just a little too bullshit.

Look at the civil and military ministers under the white jade rank, which one of them seems to be ignoring the government?Looking at the harem that has only increased by one person in a few years, how does it look like it is obsessed with women?

'Even if you're looking for a reason, find something reliable, okay, you see Shang Rong is so angry, I wish I could smash you to death with a shoe. '

Back at the front line, after hearing Shen Gongbao's unreasonable reasoning, Huang Feihu scolded at that time: "Presumptuous, it is obvious that you, Xiqi, were the first to rebel first! If you didn't fight at Sishuiguan, Chaoge wouldn't send a large army to encircle you. It's ridiculous!!!"

"Hmph, do you mean that General Huang, you want to serve a fake Emperor? I'm afraid you will become the laughing stock of the world!" Shen Gongbao was still retorting.

"Today's great king's benevolence is known to everyone in the world. His great king promotes industry, agriculture and commerce, revitalizes the economy, builds roads, and exempts taxes for several years. Everyone in Pennsylvania and the world knows it. In your mouth, it has become a fake?!"

"It's all a scam. It's the fake emperor who has a guilty conscience, that's why he pardoned the world. Even if the real emperor doesn't do those things, some people will follow him to death!"

"Bullshit!"

At this time, even Nezha couldn't stand it anymore, and pointed at Shen Gongbao in the army and cursed: "The king's tax exemption and tax reduction are praised by the world. My father said that an emperor can think about the people of the world, and it is the blessing of all people." , it will become a guilty conscience in your mouth? I am afraid that you are not only hard-headed!"

'Hehe, Nezha speaks for me, I didn't expect that. '

Di Xin watched the confrontation between Huang Feihu and Shen Gongbao with great interest. Such scolding was also common in ancient wars, especially in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Three Kingdoms.

"You kid knows what a fart!"

Shen Gongbao blurted out, and Guang Chengzi next to him didn't have time to stop him, even Guang Chengzi knew it was going to be bad.

"I thought you were young, so I don't care about your ignorance. There are some things that a child like you can't understand. The dummy emperor who stole the Xuanyuan sword was obviously guilty of a thief, and the dummy emperor who attacked Xiqi to seal his mouth was also a guilty conscience. That fake emperor pardoning the world is still a guilty conscience, how do you understand these great principles at such a young age!"

Di Xin raised his hand and yawned.

'Then what are you talking about, why don't you have a guilty conscience?It would be wrong to abdicate to Ji Fa, alas, this Shen Gongbao is the tough gangster among the gangsters. '

"The dummy emperor recruited the demon clan just to harm the world; the dummy emperor recruited the demon concubine as his harem just to harm the harem. You don't even understand this?"

"Then according to what you said, Xiqi recruits demon clans just as much as it does harm to the world. Could it be that Ji Fa is a fake Ji Fa?!"

"You yellow-mouthed child, why don't you understand the difference between the fake emperor and the Holy Master Xiqi? I, the Holy Master Xiqi, obeyed the will of heaven and was the son of destiny. How can the fake emperor be compared? I am too lazy to compete with you." You explain, you better go home and cry to your parents!"

Nezha was very angry at that time, even if he was educated, it didn't mean he could tolerate Shen Gongbao's insult like this.

Standing in front of the army on a hot wheel, he pointed his pointed gun at Shen Gongbao and said, "My name is Nezha, and I am the third son of Li Jingzhi, the commander-in-chief of Chentangguan. can say!"

"Nezha? That sounds familiar, oh, who am I?"

Shen Gongbao chuckled and said, "Nezha, do you know that I and your master Taiyi Zhenren are from the same school, and you still have to call me Shishu in terms of seniority."

"I bother!"

Nezha shouted angrily: "Is it true that any stinky fish and rotten shrimp can be my uncle? Today is my master's visit, and I want to ask him for an explanation!"

After Huang Feihu heard this, he laughed loudly, and the Yin Shang army was also full of laughter.

"That's right, Nezha, today you will be the vanguard and give Xiqi a boost!"

The Yin Shang army also beat drums to boost morale, and the army even shouted the name of Nezha. For a while, Yin Shang's morale rose again.

Shen Gongbao wanted to say something, but Guang Chengzi pushed him away, and even Guang Chengzi couldn't stand it anymore.

'Look for a reason and something reliable. You say that he is fatuous and unreasonable, and he is obsessed with women. How do you think that he is a fake emperor? '

Can the Emperor be fake?It's shameless to be the Three Holy Emperors of Huoyun Cave, it's shameless to be the Empress Nuwa, and it's shameless to be the head of the Sanqing.

A fake who can escape the scrutiny of these powerful people and sit on the throne of the Emperor.

Then there are only two people in the whole prehistoric world!One is Pangu, the original body of the prehistoric land under his feet; the other is the ancestor Hongjun of Master Sanqing.

It's okay to talk nonsense and be reliable? !

"Nezha, stand back, today is not suitable for fighting!"

Guang Chengzi shouted at the city gate: "It's all a misunderstanding. The reason why Xiqi opposes business is because the current king has no way. Maybe he is a fake emperor as Shen Gongbao said."

Guang Chengzi's words were much more tactful, he said this with a suspicious tone.

In the future, it will be confirmed that Di Xin is the real emperor, and he will not offend people too much, anyway, he will be less offended than Shen Gongbao.

"That's right, unless he can prove that he is the real emperor, he is a fake!" Shen Gongbao chimed in.

Guang Chengzi glanced at him, and he took out the Yuxu Holy Decree and said to Shen Gongbao: "Shut up!"

Shen Gongbao shut up.

But the civil and military ministers in Longde Hall all laughed.

"This is the first time I've heard that the Emperor still needs to prove it." Wen Zhong shook his head and felt ashamed.

"I would like to know how the Human Sovereign can prove that he is the Human Sovereign?" Bigan laughed even more.

"I can probably guess what he said, and I must have said, 'I, Shen Gongbao, said whoever is the emperor is the emperor'" Cao Bao said with a smile.

"It's the same as what I saw. Presumably he would say 'my Shen Gongbao said that whoever is not the emperor is not the emperor', hahaha, I don't know how the Sanshenghuang will feel when he hears this." Xiao Sheng also echoed.

In fact, anyone with a discerning eye could see that at the moment Xuanyuan Sword appeared and landed on Chaoge, even if some people thought that Di Xin was not a good Emperor, it was useless.

Because the three holy emperors are the boss behind the scenes of the human race, they say that Di Xin is not a human emperor, then Di Xin may really have to abdicate, they say that Di Xin is a human emperor, even if Di Xin is not a human emperor, he can be a human being Emperor.

Who cares what your identity is, they only want to see the prosperity of humanity, and they don't care about blood.

If you really care about blood, Xia will not be destroyed, and dynasty poems will not appear. Even if your surname is Ji, Xuanyuan Huangdi will not give you good looks.

It's just a pity...the same sentence.

The Three Sage Emperors would not come forward easily, unless something major happened that would affect the fate of the entire humanity, and the level of the Great Tribulation of Conferred Gods was not enough.

Chapter 240 Five: Eating dumplings in winter is not just a custom

Shen Gongbao's logic seems reasonable, but anyone with a discerning eye can see that the reason has gone to Nantianmen.

He can tell you to prove that you are the Emperor, so he dares to say, 'How do you prove that the proof that you are the Emperor is true? ', if you show another proof, he will still say, 'How do you prove that this proof proves that you are the real proof of the proof of the emperor? '

Unlimited nesting dolls, you will faint if you don't faint.

After doing it two or three times, you will not only find that you are not yourself, but you will also find that others are not others.

Shen Gongbao was very angry with others, but he never thought that this kind of thing would lead to a decrease in the trust between the people, and it would even lead to a decrease in the trust of the people in the imperial court.

The effects are dire, like a 'cry wolf' story.

None of the ministers in the Longde Palace understand this truth, smart civil servants can figure it out as soon as they think about it, but stupid generals don't even think about it.

As for doubting that Di Xin is a fake because of Di Xin's changes in the past few years, bah, it seems that people will not change, and they still doubt Di Xin's authenticity by changing for the better.

Does that mean that the ministers of Longde Palace can use the length of Ji Fa's pee to doubt Ji Fa's authenticity?

Long urine is fake, and short urine is fake too. It depends on how he urinates.

Nezha continued to call for battle in front of Xiqi City, while Guangchengzi kept the door closed and did not fight, thinking about countermeasures.

Twenty miles outside Xiqi City, Huang Feihu set up his camp at the throat of Xiqi City. Because the strength of Xiqi's troops is currently unknown, he did not take countermeasures to siege the city.

At the same time, every day Huang Feihu brought a small group of people and Nezha to the gate of Xiqi City to fight. Although Nezha was young, he held a grudge.

"Senior brother, why are you afraid of Huang Feihu?" Shen Gongbao was still making up his mind.

"He's just a mortal, even if he has spirit beasts like the five-colored bull, he's just a mortal, and I can capture him in a matter of minutes!"