I seriously doubt there is something wrong with my Chaldea

Finally, Cu Chulainn couldn't bear it anymore.

Then he grabbed the front collar of Tachika's magic uniform and shook it vigorously——

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah------"

"Hey, hey, it's about to fall apart!!"

"Noisy!!!"

"Are you annoying, boy?! If you want to eat your food, why are you eating so loudly in front of me?! It's fine if you eat it, but you still have to talk, talk, talk, talk about your size! !!"

As Cu Chulainn pulled Li Xiang's collar and shook it for a while, all the anger he suffered just now turned into a pile of complaints with Cu Chulainn's outburst, almost swallowing Li Xiang.

Cu Chulainn didn't know how long he had been shaking Lixiang, and the staff beside him didn't dare to stop him too much, that is, when Lixiang felt that he was really falling apart, Cu Chulainn let him go.

"what!"

Supporting his body that felt like it was about to fall apart, Li Xiang couldn't help saying: "Don't say that, even a Servant can eat as long as he's not in the spiritual state, right? If you want to eat, just go to the window and get it. gone?"

"Really?"

Cu Chulainn couldn't help asking a silly question, completely ignoring Hei Dai and Xiao Mo who had just taken a box of hamburgers and a box of bread from the window.

"Isn't this kind of thing very obvious? Why don't you go and get it yourself?"

Li Xiang said with such certainty.

"........."

Facing Lixiang's swearing look, Cu Chulainn didn't know what to say, he just said to Lixiang like a warning: "You boy, don't try to lie to me."

"of course."

Li Xiang nodded.

"........."

Although Lixiang's current behavior was really suspicious, Cu Chulainn didn't see anything unusual in his behavior, and then he turned and walked towards the cafeteria window.

Looking at Cu Chulainn's back, Lixiang couldn't help but said to himself:

"Of course, if you can get the chef at the window."

And through Lixiang's line of sight, Cu Chulainn also walked to the cafeteria window that Lixiang pointed out. Ordering ingredients added according to personal preference.

And the kitchen with the window was blocked by curtains, which blocked Cu Chulainn's view, making it impossible for him to see the interior of the kitchen and the chef.

"Eh? Is there no one?..."

Cu Chulainn snorted lightly, and then couldn't help saying, "Hello, is there anyone?"

"New diner? What would you like?"

A magnetic male voice passed through the curtain of the window and reached Cu Chulainn's ears.

"What do you want..." Although the voice he heard made Cu Chulainn almost instinctively uncomfortable, Cu Chulain still felt that eating was more important, so he subconsciously ignored the voice that made him uncomfortable.

"—Just that noodle, noodle."

"Noodles? What kind of noodles?"

The voice that made him uncomfortable came again.

"What kind of noodles? Is there any other kind of noodles?...Ah...why is it so troublesome to eat a meal---but forget it, it's that kind of noodles---that kid...no, it's the kind that the master eats .”

Even though he was extremely upset, it was also to reminisce about the original feeling of being a human being and eat some delicious food, Cu Chulainn still explained patiently with his irritable temper.

"Master's... is that noodles?" The cook in the kitchen couldn't help but hesitated for a moment, but since he knew what the other party was going to eat, he still didn't slow down. Cu Chulainn didn't have to wait long, a big bowl of beef The vermicelli soup was brought out by the chef.

"It's been so long, Lancer."

Cu Chulainn couldn't help but suddenly paused when he heard the words, and his body couldn't help but stop. This familiar voice was——

"Archer?! Tch—is the cook here actually a bastard like you?!"

Seeing that Emiya came out of the kitchen with a plate and walked to the window, Cu Chulainn's expression suddenly became ugly.

"Yeah, the chef here is me."

Emiya put the beef vermicelli soup in his hand on the platform next to Cu Chulainn without changing his expression, and couldn't help saying: "Although I don't want to cook for you, but with the concept of 'don't waste food', give It's okay for you to prepare a meal."

"However, it's just that I don't want to waste food."

"Then, please, Lancer."

It was impossible for Cu Chulainn to believe Wei Gong's words, but he still picked up the bowl of beef vermicelli soup, turned and left.

"------"

Looking at Cu Chulainn's back, Emiya didn't say a word, and didn't even show any strange expression, it was so normal.

"Hey...I said Archer...you didn't know it was Wang Jiang outside, did you?"

Lixiang responded to Wei Gong's silence for a while, but facing Wei Gong's acquiescence, Li Xiang couldn't help but asked quickly: "What did you put?!"

Emiya smiled slightly: "Don't worry, it's just some magic degradation agent."

Li Xiang couldn't help but froze when he heard the words, and couldn't help thinking that it was over.

Magic power degrading agent, as the name implies, is a special substance that can degrade magic power. Although it has a degradable effect on the surface, a small amount of magic power degrading agent is not of much use to Servants.

...However, if Emiya used this kind of thing for Cu Chulainn, it would not be "some", but the whole pot was cooked with magic degradation agent, right? !

Just when Lixiang was about to go out to stop Cu Chulainn, there was an exclamation from outside the window.

"Lancer is dead!"

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Chapter 59: A Journey to Heresy

In this heretical time and space, the city soaked in strong French style is empty.

——On the bustling street, there was no one there.

——In the market that should be noisy, there is no one there.

——In the originally sacred church, there was no one there.

The entire city, whether it is a slum surrounded by garbage and sewage, or a magnificent noble mansion, is empty.

But in the center of the city, the heart of the city, in the tallest castle, there are people who are chanting spells that don't belong to this era at all.

"——I declare here."

"—Your body lives under my mill, and my fate rests on your sword."

"——to be called by the Holy Grail, if you wish to follow this principle, and answer my call."

"—I swear here."

"——I am Hongbu, the person who is evil in all the world."

"—but you should serve my body with your eyes blinded by chaos."

"—You are the one in the cage of madness, and I am the master of its chains——"

"—You are the seven heavens haunted by the three great words, and you come from the wheel of restraint!"

"—Guardian of the Scales——"

Unlike the mantra chanted by Lixiang, the mantra chanted by that person deleted the original "good man" part, and added an additional mantra with a maddening effect.

And as the person finished singing the last verse, the red and black summoning array in front of her also released a dazzling light.

"Ooh—"

While exclaiming, the light faded, and several black-stained figures appeared in front of the man.

Looking at the Servant summoned by herself, she said, "You are finally here. My fellow citizens."

"I am your master——do you understand the reason why you were summoned here? Destruction and killing. This is my order to you."

"—if there is a vibrant street, destroy it to your heart's content."

"——If there is a village full of vitality, ravage it to your heart's content."

"No matter how evil it is, no matter how cruel it is, the gods will forgive it—even if it is punished by the gods in the end, it doesn't matter—because that is just a means to prove the existence of gods and their love."

"------"

Suddenly, she who was still talking to herself suddenly stopped.

She turned her eyes to the very weird tall man with protruding eyes, and said, "—————————————————————— and Jill, bring him to me."

"Yes, as ordered."

Immediately, Jill threw a bloated and ugly man in a luxurious robe to her feet like throwing trash.

"You—you are—ah—"

The ugly man obviously didn't understand the situation, and his bloated and wrinkled body fell to the ground like a disgusting fleshy bug.

"Ah—Pierre, Bishop Pierre Cauchon! I dream of seeing you again—"

But when Pierre Cochon saw her in front of him, he said almost subconsciously, and then his body began to tremble violently.

"----impossible."

"Impossible, impossible, impossible, impossible!"

"You...you...you...you are—Jeanne Arc!?"

"Impossible—this is absolutely impossible! You should have died three days ago! I killed you! You should have fallen—"

In the middle of speaking, he suddenly realized how stupid his current words were, and he couldn't help closing his stinky mouth like a duck being strangled.

"——Should I fall into hell......?"

"—Perhaps, Bishop, it doesn't matter whether the dead Joan of Arc went to heaven or hell."

"So——what are you going to do next, bishop!? Joan of Arc, who you impeached as a heretic, is standing in front of you right now?"

"What?! Don't you plan to hold on to the cross and pray to heaven?! Don't you need to insult, ridicule, trample, and ravage me?! The evil Joan of Arc is standing in front of you now?! Don't be like a brave lion. Roar?!"

However, in the face of Black Joan's anger, in front of Pierre, these words and roars suddenly disappeared.

Seeing Pierre's appearance, Joan of Arc couldn't help feeling helpless at her own stupidity.

"Rao-"

Facing Joan of Arc's roar, Pierre could only answer this one word timidly.

"Excuse me?"

"Forgive—forgive—please spare me!!!...I am willing to do anything, please, just spare my life!!!"

"----what."

Facing Pierre's disgusting performance, the corners of Joan of Arc's mouth twitched.

"Ahahahahahahahahahahaha—hey, did you hear that, Jill!?"

"He said—forgive me, spare me! The bishop who tied me up, laughed at me, and burned me—"

"It's so humble now! The bishop who killed me like a moth and ant and taught me with loving eyes is now begging for my life!"

"Ah -- what a sad silence this is, it makes people weep."

"—a faith so thin as paper cannot be communicated to God."

"—A belief so light as a feather cannot sprout on the earth."

"You actually forgot to ask God for help, and instead begged for mercy from me who has been reduced to a witch. You are really a scum among believers. Do you understand? Bishop——"

"——Haven't you now personally proved that you are a heretic?"

Pierre's body was already shaking violently from fear.