Ask your scalp numb!
The stinky brother seemed to be possessed by a gangster, and started the gangster mode: "Big brother, the maggot is dead, will there be maggots in the maggot's body?"
Seeing Ye Xiu's silence, Brother Smelly was full of complacency.
Can't answer the first question?
Still want to be my brother-in-law?
That's it?
The stinky brother smiled smugly.
The result was when the stinky brother smirked.
Ye Xiu suddenly said, "Maggots will grow, and when the conditions are right, maggots will grow. It's called... maggots within maggots."
Smelly brother:? ? ? ?
Maggots within maggots?
I really have you!
Chapter 638 The peak showdown with the stinky brother
The smelly brother asked: "Big brother, the maggots are dead, will there be maggots in the maggots?"
Ye Xiu: "It will produce maggots, it's called maggots within maggots."
Smelly brother:? ? ?
Maggots within maggots?
Does this work too?
brush!
When the stinky brother was in a daze, the sister next to him gave him a hard look: What's wrong with you?How dare you ask someone such a weird question!
The smelly brother forcibly ignored his sister's gaze and stared at Ye Xiu.
Don't think that if you answer one, it's great!
I have so many questions!
You are listening!
The smelly brother asked: "Big Brother, do you know Thunder God and Lightning Mother?"
Ye Xiu: "I know. In mythology, it is the one who controls thunder and lightning."
Smelly brother: "Oh, so do they use direct current or alternating current?"
Ye Xiu:? ? ?
He took a deep look at him.
Good guy, you know DC and AC at such a young age?
The key is also related to Thunder God and Lightning Mother?Who taught this?
outrageous.
The smelly brother saw Ye Xiu's expression and thought he couldn't answer, so he felt complacent.
result.
Ye Xiu: "Thunder and lightning...Generally, direct current during the day, and...alternating current at night~"
Smelly brother:? ? ?
Suddenly turned to look at her sister: "Sister, what do you mean by big brother's words?"
My sister blushed and turned her head to look out the window: "Don't ask me... I don't understand...!"
However, as my sister's own brother, how can I not understand my sister?
My sister's expression is obviously... I understand it~
snort!
Don't try to lie to me!
"I don't agree!
Come again! "
The younger brother turned his head and yelled at Ye Xiu again.
Ask: "Why are cucumbers green?"
Ye Xiu: "Because it's not ripe yet~"
As we all know, cucumbers are yellow when they are ripe~
Smelly brother:? ? ?
Dissatisfied!
Come again!
Question: "Why is seaweed black?"
Ye Xiu: "Haven't you heard of it?"
Smelly brother: "What did you hear?"
Ye Xiu: "The red ones turn purple, and the purple ones turn black~"
Smelly brother:? ? ?
"Can the walnuts caught by the door still nourish the brain?"
Ye Xiu: "It can be mended, the mended head is like being caught by a door~"
Smelly brother:? ? ?
"Then how do you put your tongue in your mouth to make it more comfortable?"
Ye Xiu: "It will be more comfortable to put... in someone else's mouth~"
Smelly brother:? ? ?
Turning to look at my sister again: "Is that so? Sister."
The elder sister blushed and stared, "Don't ask me, I don't know!"
The stinky brother shrank his neck, turned his head in fear, and muttered: "If you don't want to say it, then don't say it...how fierce..."
Wronged Baba.
When he turned his head to look at Ye Xiu again, Brother Smelly already had an expression on his face.
Ye Xiu was the first to be able to answer so many of his questions.
He was very unconvinced.
Continued to say: "Then can I eat on an empty stomach?"
Ye Xiu glanced at him: "It is not recommended to eat on an empty stomach, it is recommended...to eat shit first."
Smelly brother:! ?
He's definitely not just teasing me, is he?Absolutely more than that, right?
Smelly brother: ('dish?)
"Does beating a pregnant woman count as gang assault?"
Ye Xiu: "It doesn't count, because the child didn't do anything."
Smelly brother:? ? ?
"Will a rat get better if it takes rat poison?"
Ye Xiu: "If you don't have a wife, you won't have a wife if you eat wife cake."
"Why are oysters still called oysters when they are cooked?"
Ye Xiu: "Because you're not familiar with oysters yet."
Smelly brother:? ? ?
"Is the poison still poisonous after it expires?"
Ye Xiu: "The poison has expired because the medicine has expired, not the poison has expired."
"What about taking laxatives and antidiarrheals at the same time?"
Ye Xiu said leisurely: "Then... it should be halfway~"
puff!
The sister next to me almost laughed out loud.
He quickly covered his mouth and suppressed a smile.
The stinky brother also opened his eyes.
Is it okay to pull in half?
Thank you for thinking it out!
Smelly brother: "The mushrooms that fall into the dung can still be called mushrooms?"
Ye Xiu glanced at him through the rearview mirror: "Can you call someone if you fall into the dung?"
Smelly brother:! ?
(???Dish??)?????!
"How much does a computer with a configuration of about [-] cost!?"
Ye Xiu: "Maybe this many, maybe that many~"
Smelly brother:? ? ?
What the hell...you know how to do it!
The stinky brother was furious, feeling like he had encountered a strong enemy!
"I still have!"
The smelly brother yelled angrily: "The pig's kidney is deficient, so can the pig's kidney nourish the kidney!"
Ye Xiu: "Of course I can."
"What?"
Ye Xiu: "Because the negative makes the positive~"
Smelly brother:? ? ? ?
For a moment, he looked depressed.
Because he felt...he lost...
Lost to the handsome and disgusting smelly brother in front of him.
Ye Xiu: "Is there any more?"
The stinky brother was frustrated: "No, no, you won."
The elder sister next to her looked at her with shining eyes.
I don't know where this brat came up with so many weird questions.
But Ye Xiu can answer all these questions, so amazing~
Looking at the light in the eyes of the sister next to him, the smelly brother sighed and said.
"Okay, this day will come after all. Instead of letting others succeed, it's better to take advantage of you. After all, you are quite handsome and powerful."
Ye Xiu: "What's wrong with me?"
The smelly brother raised his head and shouted solemnly: "From today!
I, Sun Zhengyang, officially admit it!
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