Alright, today I will let you experience the lethality of earthy love stories.
By the way, help Xinran's video to be recommended on the homepage of Station B!
Killing two birds with one stone, Xinran will definitely be grateful to me and look at me with new eyes in the future!
Correct!
Just do it!
Having made up his mind, Zhao Lufeng looked at Ye Xiu provocatively, and asked, "You look down on earthy love talk?"
Ye Xiu: "It's not that I don't look down on earthy love words, it's just that I simply think it's not okay to say it from your mouth~"
Zhao Lufeng: What the hell are you...
This is sarcasm, right?This is definitely a direct mockery of me, right?
Can this be tolerated?
Can't stand it!
"Okay, I want to challenge you!" Zhao Lufeng shouted at Ye Xiu.
Ye Xiu: "Challenge?"
Zhao Lufeng: "That's right! I'm talking earthy love words, you come to refute, if you can't refute, then I win!"
Refute the earthy love story?
Is this what the Internet calls anti-killing?
Ye Xiu was taken aback for a moment, then smiled, it was interesting.
but.
Playing with Ye Xiu and me, brother, it is no exaggeration to say that you are looking for abuse~
Immediately, Ye Xiu said: "Yes, yes, but you don't have to tell me, after all, I don't engage in foundation."
Zhao Lufeng: "..."
Ye Xiu patted the stunned Li Xinran on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "You tell her what I say, let her speak for me, how about it?"
Speaking to Xin Ran?
Zhao Lufeng's eyes lit up immediately, and he agreed without thinking: "Okay, okay."
After all, he has prepared so many earthy love stories for Li Xinran.
He wished he could tell Li Xinran himself.
Ye Xiu simply created an opportunity for him to confess his love!
Can he not cherish this?
Zhao Lufeng was extremely excited at this moment, and his spirit was extremely high.
Unfortunately.
How excited he is now, how sad he will be in a while~
"That's fine, you come here to talk about love, I'll let you see it today, it's called anti-killing."
Ye Xiu laughed.
Li Xinran on the side was still a little dazed and wanted to stop it.
After all, she knew Zhao Lufeng a little bit.
This population flower is very powerful.
She said one thing after another, she was really afraid that Ye Xiu would suffer.
Turning to look at Ye Xiu: "Are you sure you want to pick it up?"
Ye Xiu's eyes signaled: No problem.
Li Xinran was relieved, turned her head, frowned slightly, her eyes were firm.
She also hates this follower Zhao Lufeng very much, why not use brother Ye Xiu's hand today to teach this guy a good lesson!
Zhao Lufeng: "Okay, then I'll start!"
Ye Xiu: "Let the horse come here!"
Anti-killing of earthy love story~~
The words fall.
Zhao Lufeng started facing Li Xinran.
With sincere eyes, he said affectionately, "Miss, what do you belong to?"
Looking at Ye Xiu happily, Ye Xiu replied, "It's a dog."
Li Xinran turned around and responded, "It's a dog."
Zhao Lufeng smiled wickedly: "No, you belong to me."
Li Xinran already knew that what Zhao Lufeng said was the same thing, how could he turn back his words?
Suddenly, his heart tightened, and he turned to look at Ye Xiu.
Ye Xiu smiled and shook his head, hey, this child is still too tender.
This routine, is it familiar?
Isn't this what I played back then?
You can fight back easily, right?
Ye Xiu immediately told Li Xinran the answer.
When she heard Ye Xiu's answer, Li Xinran burst out laughing.
Turning to Zhao Lufeng, he said, "But you are not a dog either."
Zhao Lufeng:? ? ? ?
First Blood~~
Chapter 513 Ah, what a painful realization
"What do you belong to?"
"Dogs."
"No, you belong to me."
"But you're not a dog, are you?"
Zhao Lufeng's expression turned ugly, how can he still pick up this rustic love talk?
Zhao Lufeng was very unconvinced.
Continue to yell: "Xin Ran, I checked my eyes, you are the one I love!"
Li Xinran: "I've checked my eyes, I'm someone you can't date~"
heartbroken~
But keep going~
Zhao Lufeng: "Thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains are always love, can you love me a little more?"
Li Xinran: "An inch of time is an inch of gold, I advise you to give up your heart~"
Zhao Lufeng thought to himself: What the hell...#¥%...! !
Angry.
He stared at Ye Xiu.
Roaring in my heart: Good boy, you have some skills! ! ! (╬ ̄dish ̄)
Zhao Lufeng: "Xin Ran, you're a little weird today, you're so cute."
Li Xinran: "You are a bit weird today, ugly (sing)~~~"
Zhao Lufeng: ...
Zhao Lufeng: "I made a cut on my hand, so you should cut it too, so that we will be married."
Li Xinran covered her mouth and suppressed a smile: "Get out, I'm afraid that the blood will melt together, and I will find out that I am you, your mother~~~"
Zhao Lufeng (`炸?): "Xin Ran, can I take you somewhere?"
Li Xinran: "Where are you going?"
Zhao Lufeng: "Go to my household registration book."
Li Xinran suppressed a smile: "Yes, I'm sorry, I won't accept my son..."
Zhao Lufeng (#`皮?): "Xin Ran, do you like drinking water?"
Li Xinran: "I like it."
Zhao Lufeng: "Then you already like 70.00% of me."
After listening to Ye Xiu's answer, Li Xinran continued to hold back her laughter: "You, didn't you count that part of your mind..."
Zhao Lufeng: "..."
Desperate, impotent rage.
They stared wildly at Ye Xiu.
Damn, I met my opponent today!
It seems that I have to use all my strength!
Zhao Lufeng snorted coldly: "It was just a warm-up just now, and now it's really starting! Take the move!"
Ye Xiu: "Let the horse come here."
Zhao Lufeng raised his head high, his eyes were sincere, and he looked at Li Xinran: "All living beings are suffering, but you are the only one who is sweet!"
Li Xinran suppressed a smile: "Taste all beings, you speak for a scumbag~"
Zhao Lufeng: "..."
Zhao Lufeng: "Do you know the difference between me and Tang Seng?"
Li Xinran: "What's the difference?"
Zhao Lufeng: "He learns scriptures, I will marry you."
Li Xinran: "Do you know the difference between you and Zhu Bajie?"
Zhao Lufeng: "What's the difference?"
Li Xinran suppressed a smile: "There is no difference."
Zhao Lufeng: "..."
"…………"
In the next 5 minutes of PK, Zhao Lufeng was tortured by blood~
Talking dry and out of breath, but being killed by Ye Xiu, he threw away his helmet and armor, and was in a mess~~
Complete massacre!
Li Xinran wanted to laugh, but it was not easy to laugh at Zhao Lufeng, after all, they were still old classmates.
But the cheeks hurt!
Already in my heart: Hahahahahahahahahaha...
Many passers-by stopped and listened to Ye Xiu's answer, each and every one of them whispered, astonished.
It turns out that the earthy love story can still be answered like this?
Cowhide! !
666666
Zhao Lufeng panted heavily, staring at Ye Xiu with a calm face, mad MMP in his heart.
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