"I... I am not a fake magical girl! Magic really exists!"
"Then prove it to me, Halloween bastard! Then I will use my 'Fantasy Killer' to wipe out your magic, and see who is the best! You fantasist full of big dreams!"
"Okay! I'll let you see it!" Index raised her hands angrily: "That's it! This dress! It's an ultimate defensive barrier called 'Moving Church'!"
Index raised her hands, allowing Kamijou to see clearly the nun's uniform reminiscent of a high-end teacup.
"What 'moving church', I don't understand! You have been talking about some technical terms such as the list of forbidden books and defensive barriers, will you explain it to the listeners? It's so unfriendly! You Have you ever heard what it means to explain in a simple way and teach students in accordance with their aptitude?"
"You...you don't want to understand at all, and you still come to complain to me?" Index waved her hands: "The facts speak louder than words! You can use a kitchen knife to stab my stomach and see !!"
"Okay! I'll show you the stabbing... what are you doing! It's better to stab it for you! Do you want to hurt me?"
"Ah! You don't believe me at all, right?" Index was so excited that his shoulders heaved up and down: "This dress contains all the necessary elements of the 'church', so it can be called 'the church with clothes as its body' ! Including the weaving method of the cloth, the sewing method of the thread, and the decoration method of the embroidery...all have been carefully calculated! A mere kitchen knife can’t hurt a single hair of mine!”
"I hear you farting... If I do stab it, it will be the most ridiculous juvenile delinquency ever!"
"You really don't believe me...! The fabric of this dress is a correct imitation of the City of the Holy Relics of Durin──that is, the Buye wrapped on the saint's body when he was pierced by the spear of Langinus. So its strength is the Pope's level Yes, in your terminology, it is the level of a nuclear bomb shelter, right? Whether it is a physical or magical attack, it will be completely absorbed by it... I did not say just now that I fell to the level because I was hit on the back Is it your balcony? If I didn’t have this ‘Mobile Church’, I’d already have a hole in my body! So you understand?”
This little head is really noisy!
Kamijou's affection for Index fell to the bottom in one breath, and he rolled his eyes at her clothes.
"...Yes, that's great, but since this is also a 'supernatural power', does that mean that if you touch it with my right hand, your clothes will be ruined?"
"That depends on whether your ability is real or not~hehe..." Index smiled disdainfully.
Kamijou thought, "I'll fight with you!" and grabbed Index's shoulder with his right hand.
... Huh... There is really a strange touch... It feels like grabbing a cloud, and all the impact is absorbed by the soft sponge.
"...ah, wait..."
Kamijou, whose mind calmed down instantly, began to think about a question.
What would happen if what Index said was true, and the clothes called "Mobile Church" were really woven with "supernatural power"?
If the "supernatural power" is really eliminated, does that mean that the clothes will fall apart?
A premonition of suddenly entering adult time welled up in my heart.
However nothing happened.
While Kamijou felt "Oh my god, I was a little nervous", at the same time he felt that it was a pity.
"Look, look! What fantasy killer! Nothing happened at all!"
Index folded her hands on her hips, puffed out her tiny breasts and giggled.But in the next instant, Index's clothes were all scattered on the ground like a gift ribbon being untied.
All the silk threads that originally sewed the cloth of the monastic uniform came loose, and the monastic uniform turned back into pieces of cloth.Only the cloth hat covering the head, perhaps because it is not connected with the clothes, still maintains its original shape, but that makes the whole look even more faintly sad.
The girl put her hands on her hips, straightened her small chest, and froze there with a smile on her face.
Yes, that is naked from top to bottom.
It seems that this girl named Index has a bad habit of biting when she gets angry.
"Aw, oh, oh, oh...don't bite me! Are you a mosquito from the summer training camp?"
"..."
She did not answer.
Index, who was only wrapped in a blanket, was sitting on the floor, using a bunch of safety pins, trying (in vain) to restore the monastic uniform that had been turned into pieces of cloth to its original shape.
A terrible and terrible atmosphere dominated the room.
Of course, it wasn't that the stuntman was about to break into the room.
"...Uh, Your Royal Highness? Excuse me, here is a set of shirts and trousers..."
"..." The girl answered him with snake-like eyes.
"...uh...princess?"
Kamijou Touma thought about how many expressions this girl had, and continued to think of a way to talk to her.
"...What are you doing?"
"It was all my fault just now!"
Kamijou didn't get a reply from the girl, only an alarm clock flew over.At the same time as Kamijou screamed, a huge pillow flew over.Then, what was even more frightening was that even game consoles and small radios flew over.
"Why did such a shameful thing happen, you can still talk to me as if nothing happened!"
"Uh...this...that...actually, the little one is also very nervous now, how can I describe this...this is youth!?"
"You're still joking... woo woo woo woo woo woo...!"
"Yes! Yes!...Sorry! I was wrong! I apologize! That was my rented video, not a handkerchief! Please don't bite!"
Kamijou Touma apologized to the girl in an exaggerated manner.
In fact, it was the first time in his life that Kamijou saw a naked girl, and now he was so nervous that his heart seemed to be crushed.
Luckily I couldn't see it on my face.Kamijou thought.
But in fact, he just thinks so.If he looked in the mirror, he would find that it was all written on his face.
"It's fixed……"
With a weeping twang, Index finally returned the pure white monk's robe to its original shape after a hellish time at home.Then spread out the monastic clothes to have a look...
...well, a monk's suit with dozens of safety pins shining on it.
"Uh...you really want to wear it? Do you really want to wear this 'Iron Maiden' thing?"
"...Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"
"I was wrong! I'm sorry!" Kamijou immediately threw himself on the ground again, kowtowing like garlic.Index, on the other hand, showed the eyes of a bullied child, biting the TV cable hard, and was about to bite it off.What an uneducated kitten.
"I want to wear it! After all, I'm a nun!"
Index let out a mysterious roar, and began to put on the blanket by scratching like a caterpillar.The only face protruding from under the blanket was as red as a bomb.
"...Ah, the way you change clothes reminds me of school swimming lessons──"
"...Why keep looking at it, you should turn your head away, right?"
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