Zongman: I like this chaos

"What's the matter?"

"Ah...Master, a little girl came over just now and buried something in our backyard..."

"I... can't be a bomb!"

Remlam looked at Bai Ye who said it was scary but was actually very happy, and didn't know how to complain, master idiot, if it was really a bomb, they would have called the police.

After all, ghosts can't defuse bombs without magic (funny)

"It's not a bomb...Master, please be serious, that little girl buried something like a toy"

"Eh? Toys? Is there any need to report?"

"Uh...that kid flew away in a mech..."

Bai Ye was stunned, driving the mecha?Ram, are you sure that thing isn't a bomb? !No way, didn't you just do something too much?Are those old men planting bombs in my house?

"Go! Ram, Rem, take me to see!"

"Yes! Young master!"

When Bai Ye saw that "toy", the corners of his mouth twitched, he didn't know how to complain, a pair of rabbit ears were stuck on the ground, Bai Ye covered his face and scolded the idiot in his heart.

"Sister, sister, what's wrong with the young master? Do you want to play with that toy too?"

"Rem, that's impossible"

With a dark face, Bai Ye ignored their complaints, and walked slowly towards the rabbit ears, and then kicked the rabbit ears into the sky with a "Yi Ku".

"Master..."

"Rem Ram, if you see rabbit ears like this in the future, no matter what you do, destroy them, definitely destroy them."

"Yes! Young master!"

Bai Ye looked at the two pits on the ground with a stomach ache, feeling really uncomfortable yuppie.

"Ah! Xiaoke! Mom's locator has been destroyed!"

"Ah... is it?"

At the research station, Shinozhishu, who had done data debugging, looked at the positioning signal in front of him in shock, and found that the latest one was missing!It was the pair of rabbit ears that Chloe had inserted in the backyard of Bai Ye's house just now, they were gone!

"Beam...Master Bai Ye will definitely feel that thing..."

"Hmph! Xiaoke! How could mom give up so easily! This is the most handsome appearance I have researched!"

Seeing Shu's appearance, Chloe subconsciously wanted to run away, but was pulled back by Shino's Shu immediately.

"Xiao Ke... I'm going to help my mother once~"

"what...."

Chloe was finally crushed by Shinozhishu, even if she is much stronger than ordinary people, she will be tired!She hasn't rested for a long time now!She now misses the pillow and the bed where she didn't get cold so much.

The three of Bai Ye took a leisurely walk around the villa, chatting about the past, but mostly Bai Ye was talking, because he knew that the past of the two sisters was not very good, so he tried to avoid their past as much as possible. Just tell them your story.

"I said, how can the young master be so powerful? Does he still have such an identity?"

Listening to Bai Ye's experience of learning cooking skills in Tianchao, Ram felt a little bit of admiration and admiration. Such a young child ran to a strange place alone and suffered so much to learn cooking skills, and finally achieved his current achievements.

"Hey... Ram, your identity is just the recognition of you by others, there is nothing to show off."

"Yes! Young master!"

Rem hugged Xiaobai and tilted her head at the same time, she couldn't help sighing in her heart, the young master is indeed a treasure, you never know what else he hides, and what surprises he will bring you in the next second, even his personality The same is true, sometimes acting like a child, being willful and loving to make pranks, sometimes being as wise, alert and rich as an old man who sees through the world.

But that's why there are so many people doting on him, Rem looked at his sister and Bai Ye who were walking away and smiled, and quickly followed.

"Yo~ My Sleeping Beauty is awake?"

As soon as Asuna woke up, she found another strange place, and then remembered that she was at Bai Ye's house, and then sat up, and found that Bai Ye was squatting aside and watching her quietly.

"I'm sorry, Bai Ye, I fell asleep just now."

"Well~ It's okay, Asuna, I saw a great sleeping face, and even took a photo for memorabilia."

Asuna who heard it before was quite happy, but as soon as he said that he still took pictures as a souvenir, Asuna's face darkened. This guy is really full of bad humor.

"Eh? Asuna, you didn't ask me to delete it!"

"I ask you, will you delete it?"

"of course not!"

"Then why should I ask you to delete it?"

Bai Ye was a little stunned, it's amazing my Asuna!IQ is online!But he really won't delete that photo, it's just that one day after that, this photo was turned out by a white hair, and then the whole family boiled up, the drooling Asuna is the cutest, then This photo has also become the most popular photo in the family. Asuna almost stabbed Bai Ye with a knife. Of course, this is all for another story....

The fourth change, the fifth change after a bath for an hour and a half, the white hair has already appeared, you can guess for yourself~

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Chapter 42

After Bai Ye's various troubles, the relationship between Asuna and Rem Ram has greatly improved, and the three of them can already ignore Bai Ye and chat.

As for Xiao Bai, he fell asleep lying on Bai Ye's shoulder.

It's not for nothing that the three women play one drama. Right now, the three girls completely ignore the existence of Bai Ye, only occasionally asking Bai Ye to intervene.

"Then let's chat first, I'll take care of dinner, don't swallow your tongue tonight, Asuna."

"You think I'm a pig!"

Asuna said shyly and angrily, but she was still looking forward to it. The lunch menu without any plans was already so amazing. I don't know how convincing the evening menu will be.

"Eh? Ramrem, are you going too?"

"Yes, Asuna, our cooking skills are not weak."

"Eh? Let's forget about Ram, is Rem too?"

When Rem heard this, her cute little face swelled into a bun face. Is she so unlikely to be a person who can cook? !Does she look like it? !

"Wait, I want to help too, my cooking skills are pretty good for now."

"Hey, don't look at me like that!"

Looking at the strange eyes of the three of Bai Ye, Asuna was a little annoyed, she was just joking, but she was good at cooking, okay?

But she soon abandoned the idea.

Because the culinary skills of these three people are obviously not in the same dimension, and she never thought that cooking could be done like this, so he stood quietly watching as if he was watching a wonderful performance.

"Bai Ye, you guys..."

"Does Asuna want to learn? Ram can teach you~ It's too early for me to teach you."

Bai Ye was handling the pot in his hand while cutting the ingredients with the other hand, and he was able to communicate with Asuna with his other hand, which shows how strong Bai Ye's cooking skills are.

"Eh? But don't you still have to go to school?"

"It's okay, you can come here often~ I'll give you the key later"

Asuna just took the key to Bai Ye's house in such a daft way.

Looking at the golden rays of light on the table, Asuna said that she must learn Bai Ye's cooking skills!But she has to reach Ram's level first.

As for why she must learn Bai Ye's cooking skills, it is easy to explain, because Bai Ye said something to her just now, although it was full of jokes, it concealed a trace of seriousness.

"Asuna, if you can achieve the culinary skills of Ram, I will take you with me when I go to Yuanyue as a lecturer."

This sentence was the reason why Asuna really ignited her motivation. She didn't want to see this person for more than two months.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Bai Ye propped her chin and looked at Asuna with interest and laughed out loud. As Bai Ye said, this idiot bit her tongue more than once.

"What are you laughing at! You are enough!"

Seeing Asuna's big tongue, Bai Ye didn't smile anymore, but poured her a glass of black water for her to drink. Out of trust in Bai Ye, Asuna cast a glance at him and drank it.

As for Remlam, she held back her smile and her eyelids twitched. They have a deep understanding of that glass of water. The two of them bit their tongues the day they first came home, but Bai Ye gave them this water. ,how to say.

This water has a thousand flavors for a thousand people, and each of them is terribly unpleasant to drink, but after drinking it, the pain in the tongue will soon disappear.

Right now, Asuna is being tricked like this, she swallowed it down, and almost didn't spit it out, but Bai Ye stretched out a finger and gently pressed it against Asuna's lips, making her swallow it all at once.

"Bai Ye! You... eh? Why doesn't it hurt anymore?"

Bai Ye smiled and said, "That water is something from the dark side. It is made of special medicinal materials. After drinking it, it can quickly heal pain and has no side effects. It is also good for the body."

"What's the benefit?"

When Asuna was wondering, she saw Rem and Ram looking at her with strange expressions. Through understanding the two women, she knew that something magical must have happened to her...

"Pfft...Nong Asuna, wipe it off"

"Eh?"

"Eh?!"

It's not a typo, but it's true. Asuna said the first time because she didn't understand Bai Ye's words, and the second time because she found that she was bleeding from the nose.

"Of course it's good for replenishing qi and blood~"

Asuna didn't want to talk anymore, she felt that she could be pissed off by Bai Ye, especially Bai Ye's bad taste, she felt that if she spoke, she would be teased even worse.

"Well~ the intelligent Asuna is really not cute~"

"Forehead....."

When Bai Ye was teasing Asuna crazily, he froze suddenly, and then his expression also froze, maintaining his smiling appearance.

Only the occasional twitching of the corners of his mouth and trembling hands proved that he was enduring something.

"Rem!"

"Master... wipe it off..."

It turned out that when Bai Ye was teasing Asuna just now, Rem quietly poured him a glass of "big tonic" black water, and then Bai Ye just took a sip, and then he almost died.

Looking at Bai Ye who was wiping his nosebleeds, Asuna stuffed a paper and made fun of Bai Ye, and Rem Ram also laughed beside him.

Finally, Bai Ye, who was wiping his nosebleeds, turned sharply to look at Rem and Ram, who were holding back their laughter, with the corners of their mouths curled up.

"Sister, sister! The young master is so scary!"

"Master... let's go see if breakfast is ready tomorrow."

The two sisters wanted to slip away as soon as they spoke. Bai Ye was used to Ram's topic-changing method, but it was the first time for Asuna to see her, so she immediately added a label to Ram to hide her black belly.

"what!!!!"

"Master..."

After a while of chasing, four teenagers and girls with nosebleeds stuffed with paper were sitting on the sofa in the villa. Xiao Bai was stunned, and the little fish forgot to eat.

Ah la la~ the fifth update, the sixth update in an hour, please remember this black water.

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Chapter 43

At nine o'clock in the evening, I finally remembered Asuna who was going to class tomorrow, put down Xiaobai in her arms, got up and prepared to leave.

"Asuna, wait a minute, you take this back to your uncle and aunt."

Seeing that Asuna was about to leave, Bai Ye got up and walked over to push her back on the seat, then turned and walked towards the kitchen.

"Nong~ Asuna, give this to your uncles and aunts, it will help their bodies."

"Eh? When did you bake Bai Ye?"

Asuna took the cake that Bai Ye handed her a little confused, it's not right, she was surprised the whole time while making dinner, where did she see the cake made by Bai Ye?

"I made it when you weren't paying attention. Don't worry, it's delicious~ Uncles and aunts will change their bodies after eating~"

Thinking of the black water that Bai Ye gave her to drink, she shook her head instantly, but after thinking about it, it is impossible for Bai Ye to cheat her parents, so let them taste it.