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Lucifer sat up from the bed suddenly, his back was soaked with sweat, he looked around anxiously, and found that he was still lying at home.

Looking at the wall clock on the wall, it was 6 am, it was already the next day.

I didn't see Lianhua around, and I didn't see Shangxian's wife who was full of anger.

Lucifer let out a long breath, luckily it was a dream.

Caught by his wife at the scene of having an affair, but his wife is the most difficult to mess with, Afu, you really belong, Lianhuajiang......

Lucifer comforted himself whose heart was still beating wildly. Before playing Wanhua Mirror, he saw Fu Hua breastfeeding. After waking up, A Fu didn't have any strange impulsive behavior. This time it definitely doesn't matter!

The captain's deduction is very close to the truth.

In the dreams woven by Wanhua Mirror, only users like him can retain their own consciousness and memory. For other participants who appear in the dream, it is more like an ordinary dream. After waking up Just spontaneously forgot.

But the captain missed one point, some too exciting dream scenes are hard to forget!

For example, sister Mei's time, and...

In the Valkyrie dormitory, Fu Hua woke up looking at the ceiling in a daze, but his mind was full of pictures of Rita helping the captain, and even his voice echoed in his ears.

"It's clearly a dream, why would I...have an inexplicable feeling of being green!!" A Fu clutched his chest, feeling an unprecedented tear.

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Lucifer changed his clothes again, ■■■■■, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching slightly.

After finishing an extremely realistic dream, there is bound to be such a result.

It seems that it has to be cleaned secretly so that the dog mother cannot find out, otherwise she will say something about her son growing up, which is super annoying.

With a ding dong, the phone rang suddenly in the quiet morning.

Lucifer's heart trembled slightly, he picked up the phone and found that it was a message from Rita.

"Master Captain is really confused. After waking up, there is no message of greeting. It seems necessary to remind you about the relationship between you and me~~"

Immediately afterwards, Rita sent a photo she had just taken——a pretty black lace panty ■■■■■■■

"Thanks to the captain~" She also added such an intriguing sentence.

Rita will take advantage of the victory and pursue it!

Lucifer, who knew it well, blushed, his mind was full of images of doing good things with Rita.

——But the meaning in Rita's words seems to be caused by my unilateral hotheadedness, she is also responsible for it!

Unconvinced, Lucifer took a photo and sent it to Rita.

When he was about to type and say it was thanks to Rita, he was shocked to find that...the name set in the dialogue box was not Rita, but——

The Hyperion Valkyrie crowd! ?

The trembling is in the wrong place! ?Lucifer's strategy is backward, he will die, die, die~~

Withdrew...but it was too late, and there was no way to get it back.

The group leader is the wife of Ban Ya, Lucifer hastily contacted her, but Bronya played games all night last night and was sleeping soundly.

Seeing the incoming call, the clever Reloading Bunny even shut down the phone for the owner. Xier said that the captain's call is a harassment to the owner!

Lucifer was dumbfounded.

In the group of Valkyries——

Seeing that the captain is so blatant, Rita hinted that she is the main palace: Mr. Captain is really healthy~~

Lucifer wants to cry but has no tears, you bad maid, stop talking!Can't you see that I posted it in the wrong place~~

Mei: ... (The captain and Mei have been separated for so many days, they must be missing Mei!)

Himeko:!

Lucifer covered his face, why are you all awake so early!

Kiyana: Captain, are you sleepy? Drink milk early in the morning, and you can still spill it on your pants.

Cecilia: ? ? ?

【Good job! 】The system started to get excited.

Lucifer felt that he was socially dead.

"Listen to my explanation, mother-in-law!!"

182 Cecilia: So the captain is such a pure child~

"Mom, come and watch the group! The idiot captain made a fool of himself early in the morning, and managed to spill yogurt on his pants, hahaha~ so dumb~~"

Kiyana lay on the bed giggling, and at the same time wanted to share the happiness with Cecilia-sama beside her pillow.

Cecilia was slightly startled when she turned on the phone, she was a married woman who had seen big scenes, she could see what was stuck on Lucifer's pants at a glance through the phone screen.

clap clap-

The mother-in-law had a cold face, her slender fingers were fast, like a flashing acupressure master, and she typed a few lines within a second:

【Lucifer!Please explain to me why you post this kind of thing in the group! 】

Master Cecilia is angry, and this kind of shameful play early in the morning, don't tell me what a big adventure it is!Captain, you are so disappointing, how can I rest assured that I will hand over Kiyana to you!

Kiana, who didn't know the inside story, leaned closer to Cecilia, put her chin on her mother's shoulder, and blinked while staring at the content of the group.

"I know, Mom! The idiot captain must feel lonely after staying alone for a long time, and want to find some sense of existence! I used to be the same way, in order to attract everyone's attention, I deliberately did some stupid things...so everyone That’s why I think I’m stupid. In fact, I’m very smart. I even know that 7 multiplied by 3 is 21! Well, with three meals a day, you can eat 3 meals seven days a week. The captain taught me and I learned it.”

Qiyana pouted sullenly again, "Oh~~ Idiot Captain is really, just send me this kind of embarrassing thing alone, if you have to spread it in the group to attract Bronya and the others Notice......"

Seeing her daughter's cute jealous expression, Master Cecilia's heart softened again.

Thinking about it carefully, Lucifer is actually a very good boy, gentle and kind and very low-key, otherwise there wouldn't be so many girls secretly liking him.

The so-called loving house and black, Cecilia, who is full of motherhood, also regards the captain as one of her children.

——But the captain can't be easily forgiven for this matter, Kagura Nana is usually too used to her son, she is actually a mother who encourages a harem, if things go on like this, Lucifer will become a hentai!

For the future lifelong happiness of her daughter, Cecilia decided to become the captain's mother and guide him well.

At the same time, among the group of Valkyries who were about to fry the pot, the captain's message came again:

[Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ..Thinking that the big sister in the group is well-informed, I just sent it with the cheek... Is it really a very bad thing? 】

Lucifer seems to have learned a lot of superb acting skills from Rita.

In a short text, Cecilia seemed to see a pure and ignorant young man looking at ordinary physiological phenomena at a loss.

And Sister Mei, who knows that the captain is already well versed in this way, will not be so stupid as to tear through his disguise on the spot, after all, the future is long.

——So Lucifer is such a pure child~ I misunderstood~

--etc!You are 17 years old, don't you even know this bit of knowledge?Master Cecilia is not so easy to deceive.

"Hey, Mom, what's the matter, Captain?"

Cecilia looked at her daughter with clear blue eyes in surprise, emmm, well, some people really don't understand.

"Mother-in-law, how can you doubt your son-in-law? My son-in-law has watched him grow up since he was a child, and he is as pure as white paper! The kind that would make his mother blush~~" Kagura Nana patted her chest firmly.

"..."

The corner of Cecilia's mouth twitched slightly, I believed it, but when did you get into my bed!

"Mother-in-law, why are you blushing~~ Let me be healthy!"

Kiyana tilted her head, and the two mothers were posting...

[Master Captain, don’t worry, this is a very normal physiological phenomenon...] And when the mother-in-law was distracted, Rita began to explain seriously.

【Hey, is that so?How embarrassing...I knew I wouldn't post it in the group~~] Lucifer continued to act very uneasy.

【Captain, you don’t have to feel ashamed about this, it’s just that the country and society you live in have relatively conservative education in that area, so your knowledge of this matter is weak. ] Rita cooperated with the captain to make a speech, showing that it was sent to Cecilia for viewing.

——Huhu...As expected of the captain, he can even explain this kind of deadlock clearly~

The maid slightly raised the corners of her lips, she was suddenly curious, if she had a baby, how would the captain explain it~

[If there is still something you don't understand in the future, the captain can contact Rita at any time. It is the bounden duty of a maid to solve problems for the master. 】

[Okay, I'm going to school first. 】Lucifer found an opportunity, and hurriedly said goodbye and retreated.

Although she has much more social experience than when she was young, the gentle-natured Cecilia-sama is still easy to trust others.

This big lie, coupled with the seamless cooperation of Rita who has a good heart, has no choice but to convince Cecilia that the captain is a pure and good boy.

And between the lines, the keen Master Cecilia also saw that Rita wanted to create an opportunity to be ambiguous and alone. How could Rita, as her precious daughter's rival, do what she wanted.

[All Valkyries gather in the living room on the first floor, I have something to discuss with you! 】My mother-in-law made an announcement in the group of Valkyries.

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Not long after, in the huge living room, all the Valkyries on the Hyperion started a fierce contest over who would popularize physiological knowledge for the pure captain.

Sister Mei recommended herself.

Sister Jizi felt that such matters should of course be left to professional teachers.

But in the eyes of Master Cecilia, Lucifer is too simple, and a reliable candidate must be selected.

I can't do it myself, how can a mother-in-law teach her son-in-law, Himeko Rita Mei...they are too big, and the mother-in-law is worried that the captain will change his mind.

She looked around and saw Fu Hua standing on the edge of the crowd.

——Fu Hua and himself are also good friends, and he is a reliable candidate with profound knowledge. Fu Hua, who has always been single, should not rob his daughter's husband~~ Cecilia judged.

"Miss Fu Hua, I entrust you with the task of popularizing physiological knowledge for the captain this time."

A Fu was slightly taken aback, and was about to give up, never expecting his luck to meet such a good thing.

——Then Captain, I will teach you well this time!

183 Rita: Husband, you are back~

"Reloading Bunny—"

Bronya clenched her fists and her shoulders trembled with anger. This idiot little rabbit actually hung up the captain's phone. When she was dating the captain in her dream, she was actually taken advantage of by other Valkyries.

Flipping through the chat records in the group, Bronya's face was full of black lines, the more she thought about it, the more angry she became.

Captain Huaxin, what are you pretending to be pure? You obviously tried various methods when eating ducks, and you even put your hands on the ducks creatively, so that the cute ducks soared into the sky and then fell straight to the ground. What can you say to make ducks feel it? Take a look at the joy of the Red Lotus Lift...

It's a good thing now, I have fooled Lord Cecilia, and asked Fu Hua to teach the captain's physiological posture, not knowledge... In short, Bronya had a very bad premonition.

——What if the squad leader taught and taught, from theory to practice!

She puffed her cheeks and looked at Er Wu Zai's heavy-duty bunny, "If this happens again next time, Bronya will lend the bunny to Mr. Stargazing for a few days to play with."

danger!The reloading bunny shivered. It was particularly afraid that Deli who was shaking the feather fan would be stupid. Emmmm, ever since watching the stars and seeing that the bunny can transform into a motorcycle, he has developed a strong interest in dismantling its mechanical structure.

——Little Rabbit, I don’t dare anymore!

Unless you can't help it...

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After school, Lucifer came to the door of the Valkyrie's dormitory. He was in a terrible and desperate mood like a death row prisoner before execution, and tremblingly pressed the doorbell.

He received a text message from Cecilia at noon, saying that it was for his reckless behavior of sending out milk pants in groups, and asked Fu Hua to personally teach this cute new captain who was as pure as white paper.

Thinking of this, Lucifer couldn't help swallowing, his heart beating faster and faster.

——There is no doubt that my mother-in-law has seen through my disguise, and actually wants A Fu to repair my useless hentai son-in-law, and then... expel me from the house!! ?

emmmmm, this expansion seems wrong, but no matter what my mother-in-law arranges for Afu to do to me, I will not resist!If you don't even have the courage to undertake, you are not a real gentleman.

Just when the captain was thinking wildly, Rita had already opened the door for this long-lost guest.

The short-term ambiguous interaction between the eyes of the two, Lucifer who is as witty as everyone in front of the screen, and the maid who is good at manipulating people's hearts, know that they can't let other girls know about the Wanhua Mirror.

This is a secret between Rita and the captain, and it will continue...

Seeing Kiyana and the others approaching their captain while saying hello, Rita smiled knowingly, so let's put on a show first, as usual.

——On the surface, I am the maid standing behind the captain, but in private, I am the wife lying under the captain. I am such an excessively bad woman~~

"Old, old..." Rita's face was suffocated, and she almost yelled out what was in her heart on the spot.