My closet is connected to Two-dimensional

Passing by a guest room, Lucifer saw Lianhua who was concentrating on tinkering with the Wanhua mirror. He deliberately let Bronya rest on his shoulder without making any unnecessary noise.

......

"Bronya tired?" Lucifer looked at Bronya lying limply on the sofa, and asked with a smile.

Unwilling to admit defeat, Ban Ya suddenly pushed the captain down, and sat on him, with flickering eyes wandering, and a blush that couldn't go away on his cheeks.

"It's not because the captain is playing so late, Bronya will be tired..."

174 Pretending to be a couple

Lucifer, who was kicked out of the Valkyrie's dormitory, returned to his usual routine this week.

There is a two-point line between home and school, and I occasionally visit a bookstore.

"Aiyi, why do you feel that you are in a good mood recently, are you ready for the final exam?"

Before the dining table in the evening, Lucifer put down the anthology of Edgar Allan Poe in his hand, and looked curiously at Ai Watanabe who looked at him with a smirk from time to time.

Hearing that Lucifer was forced to cook at home by himself again, it was impossible for her as a childhood friend to miss this rare opportunity.

"Hey~ It's better to be quiet at home. Phil, who obviously has no love experience, it always feels strange to have so many girls at home..."

As she spoke, Aiyi's expression became a little sad and unattractive.

Before the Valkyrie appeared, the trend of being Lucifer's future wife was unshakable.

After all, Lucifer, who only has eyes for learning, has no cuter girls around him, plus his childhood sweetheart, and even got the recognition of his dog mother and the teaching of painting skills.

——There is no way, if he doesn’t become Phil’s wife, he can only pitifully be a bachelor for a lifetime~

Therefore, the proud Aiyi has never taken the initiative to confess her love. She never expected that so many competitors would emerge overnight.

The black-haired elder sister, the silver-haired beautiful girl, the white-haired loli, and even the tablet girl...all crowded in Lu's house.

For Aiyi, it is simply blatantly robbing her boyfriend.

"Why don't they pester you recently? Did you make them angry?"

While holding the vegetables, Aiyi asked the question that had been in her heart nonchalantly.

——Because I want to open a harem! Emmm, in front of his childhood sweetheart whose cognition is still monogamous, Lucifer still doesn't want to blow himself up.

"That's right... As you said, I don't have enough experience in love, and I easily piss off girls, so I was kicked out by Qiyana and the others."

——However, I still have 3 days before I can go back and continue posting with them!Lucifer, who hadn't quarreled with Qiyana for a few days, couldn't wait.

"Kicked out!" Aiyi stood up abruptly.

A few days ago, when she learned that Lucifer and the dog mother were both living in Bronya's big villa, she was disheartened and thought that she would never have another chance.

Ai Yi realizes that this situation... It's like God has shown mercy and given her another chance.

"Yeah, why are you so excited? I didn't do anything too extreme." Lucifer immediately covered it up.

with a snap.

Watanabe Ai clapped her hands on the table.

"Those girls are so cute, stupid Phil, you don't know how to cherish them! Don't you want to find a relationship among them?"

"Hey, this..."

"Phil, don't scratch your face, you can't hide it from me! Ever since you were young, every time you wanted to lie, you would subconsciously do this little trick." Aiyi said firmly.

Lucifer was slightly taken aback, he really wanted to lie.

Seeing that he was speechless, Aiyi couldn't help but pouted, "Hmph~ You really like one of their girls."

"Well, you found out."

For this sake, Lucifer could only admit it.

——Aiyi won’t be angry, right? When she was a child, she always said that she wanted to be her own wife when she grew up...and when I was a child, with the encouragement of my dog ​​mother, I said that I would not marry if I loved clothes. .....

Men~ It’s by nature, I like to play with beautiful girls since I was a child, Watanabe Ai, who can cosplay Eriri perfectly, was famous for being cute in kindergarten when I was a child.

But in elementary school, Lucifer, who played with Aiyi all day long, found that he was ridiculed as a sissy by other boys because of this, so he was the one who started to keep a distance, not Aiyi.

Aiyi's arrogance and dishonesty are more or less influenced by me~~

Thinking of this, Lucifer secretly peeped at the expression of his childhood sweetheart.

Ai Yi, who had been prepared for the answer, only slightly darkened her complexion, but her eyes glowed persistently.

She suddenly spoke earnestly: "But now Phil doesn't know how to fall in love with girls at all! In order to help this idiot find happiness as soon as possible, as a childhood sweetheart, I can only help you... "

Lucifer blinked in surprise, the anthology in his hand almost fell to the floor.

——No way, Ai actually wants to help me fall in love with other girls? !Is there something wrong with her mind~~

"How do you want to help me!"

"that......"

Watanabe Ai suddenly turned her blushing cheeks to one side, and while twirling the ends of the ponytail behind her head with her fingers, she suggested to herself; "In order to make up for your lack of love experience, simply Phil you Think of me as... your girlfriend who is dating you."

"Ha!?" Lucifer didn't expect her to have such a trick to return the carbine, "You're so big, you still want to play house?"

Aiyi rolled his eyes at him angrily, and in an instant regained his golden-haired and arrogant nature: "That's why I said you are an idiot! Although it is a pretend relationship, it must be the same as the real one, so that Phil can learn how to please you." Girls are happy! You should be careful when you date, and keep in touch with your mobile phone at all times..."

Ai Yi is determined to let Lucifer know her own charm during the period of pretending to be a lover.

"Then let's go for a walk now!" As she said, she grabbed Lucifer's arm.

"Wait, the bowl hasn't been cleaned..."

"Let's brush again when we come back~~"

"Ehhhh-"

Lucifer was dragged by Ai Watanabe to the park for a walk, practicing the so-called love experience.

However, Lucifer's actual combat experience is almost full! !

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Looking at the figure of Aiyi returning home, Lucifer heaved a sigh of relief. It seems that Bronya should have received a text message from him saying "There is someone at home, stop making babies", otherwise, the two of them would have been discovered secretly when they met. It is estimated that there will be another bloodbath in the Shura field.

"Hentai-san." Lianhua's voice suddenly came from behind, interrupting his thoughts.

Lucifer is also embarrassed to refute now, Lianhua is not deaf, he and Bronya's violent movements for several nights, presumably Lianhua has also noticed it.

But Lianhua said another thing:

"During the period when you and that pair of ponytails went out, a strange woman stayed outside the door for a long time, as if she still wanted to break the law, but she hesitated for a while, and finally left... By the way, She has been here twice before, but there has been no one at home."

Lucifer frowned slightly, if an acquaintance came to visit, he should also call himself.

"Have you seen what she looks like?"

Lianhua looked contemptuously, "Foreign girls with blond hair and big waves, big breasts and sexy, should be the type that Hentai-san likes."

"..." Lucifer's eyes widened in surprise, among the girls he knew, who could fit perfectly——

Yolandale! ?

175 A Fu Forced the Captain to Earn Money for Milk Powder? !

Lucifer lifted a corner of the curtains in the living room, and secretly looked at the street outside the door, but found no suspicious figure, let alone the beautiful girl with blond hair and big breasts that Lianhua was talking about.

Of course, Youlandelle is just one of the possibilities. There are too many types of blond hair and big waves, and it might be Otto in women's clothing.

But only the closet in his own home was connected to the collapsed world, Lucifer felt that the chances of the goose finding him were extremely slim.

Besides, even if it's really Youlandelle, there's no need for me to feel guilty, she's not my wife, so she can still control me and my sister~

Lucifer turned on the TV and sat on the sofa.

The evening news is another series of reports on how the cult is demagogic.

"The doctrine is... as long as you release the desire in your heart, the Almighty God will make the believer's wish come true?"

Lucifer was dumbfounded, the real world is also outrageous, there are still people who believe in such unrealistic things.

Sometimes it's not that there are too many liars, but that there are too many fools and not enough liars.

"The daughter of the underworld bought off her hands and feet..." A short message was temporarily inserted in the news.

Lucifer sighed, this society is really getting more and more chaotic.

A message happened to arrive on the phone, and it was from Big Viagra, [Bronya's cv has been selected, come to Kangkang when you are free! 】

Lucifer somewhat admired Dawei Pigeon for working so late in order to build a villa.

[If you want to be healthy, you must stick to it! 】

The seiyuu part of the game doesn't belong to his management category, at most it's just a suggestion, Lucifer didn't take it to heart.

"By the way, Lianhuachan~ I'll give you my phone, if that blonde girl shows up again tomorrow, you can secretly take a picture of her, please~~"

He turned his head and looked to the side of the sofa, quietly watching the girl in kimono on TV.

"Okay, hentai-san~"

Lianhua's cute and delicate face suddenly raised an almost coquettish smile, "Then can you spy on this incredible Wanhua mirror again?"

Lucifer was slightly taken aback, again?

At the moment when he was in a daze, the cereal girl sat on his lap forcefully, stretched her arms and delivered the cylindrical Wanhua mirror to Lucifer's eyes.

"Hey, hey... I can say I didn't promise you!"

And when the pupils focus on the ever-changing colorful colors in the Wanhua mirror, the gradually lost consciousness seems to be pulled away...

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Lucifer suddenly opened his eyes, and found himself lying on a desk full of manuscripts and fell asleep.

He looked around and was surprised to find himself in a strange study.

The Victorian-style decoration cannot escape the cognitive category of his academic master, and it most often appeared in Britain in the 19th century, um, as in "Assassin's Creed Syndicate".

The Times newspaper on the table quickly proved Lucifer's conjecture, July 1880.

——Okay~ There is no doubt that this is the dream woven by the beautiful girl Wanhuajing, the bewitching dream woven by the beautiful girls, the butter setting that needs to experience ghs here to get out of the dream.

Treating it as a super real erotic dream, Lucifer finally figured it out.

"Well~ last time it was Mei-sister, who is it this time... Lianhua, can you hear me, hurry up!"

He just stood up from his seat when the door opened, and a familiar figure appeared in front of him.

Lucifer was so frightened that he almost shouted, could it be that he did that kind of thing with A Fu?

Fu Hua was wearing a monocle, a brown British-style plaid jacket, and a purple bow tie was neatly tied on the white shirt inside.

Although it was not the first time Lucifer saw this outfit, but A Fu suddenly dressed like this made him somewhat unexpected.

London in the 19th century, Afu... Could it be?

Lucifer was about to talk to Fu Hua, but was surprised to see a blond man standing outside the door behind her.

"Mr. Detective Conan Doyle~Please help me~~"

The man rushed in front of Fu Hua impatiently, grabbed Lucifer's hand, and begged helplessly with a pitiful cry.

He was a handsome, tall, blond man.

And when he saw clearly the outline of the blond man's facial features, especially the pair of rare green pupils, Lucifer only felt his scalp go numb.

——wdnmd, Bishop Otto! ?

Although he has a good relationship with the real Otto, seeing the adult Otto with his own eyes still made him somewhat apprehensive and vigilant.

Only in a dream, Otto-sama would make such a crying and funny expression.

Thinking of this, Lucifer gained confidence.

"You mistook the person, I'm Lucifer, not Conan Doyle."