Bitch living in an apartment

"Ah! My hood..."

"My comic book, doll, I thought Lu Ziqiao did it, but I didn't expect it to be here."

"..."

"This, it seems to be my cosmetic cover?"

Lu Zhanbo, Wan Yu, Meijia, and Yu Mo all found their own things in this pile of things, and there were also some things that belonged to Zeng Xiaoxian, Guan Gu, and Lu Ziqiao.

There is only Yifei, and she seems to have fewer things, just some unnecessary things, or hair ties or something.

"Cough~" Bai Zhi coughed, explaining their confusion with some guilt: "Actually, I also discovered it by accident..."

"You seem to know something?" Several people looked at him dangerously. It was this guy who said he was surprised just now. Now he moved the things away and looked, and he was really surprised. . .

"Of course I know." Bai Zhi said out what she saw and thought 357 in a bachelor's way: "It's actually very simple, these two dogs did it~ This may be one of their small treasuries, and I am too." It was discovered by accident, the two dogs were holding something in their mouths, and then they disappeared as soon as they turned around."

"..."

"One of them?" Yifei directly grasped the key point of Bai Zhi's words.

"That's right! I remember last time, they were holding my hat in their mouths. They don't have it here, but they don't have it here. There must be other places to hide~"

"But why does my sister have so few things and everything else belongs to us?" Lu Zhanbo asked innocently.

Indeed, Yifei has the least things here, and the most hair ties!Or some things like fake nails. Among them, Lu Ziqiao has the most things, and all of them are scrapped.

"Who told you to throw your things around? They must have grabbed them and ran away." Yifei was a little gloating. It seems that here, except for her and Wanyu, everyone else's things are relatively casual, especially Lu Ziqiao, who likes to mess up the most. throw things.

"No, I'm going to settle accounts with Daha and Xiaoha. I told them that my comic books and dolls could not be found immediately, so they hid them privately."

Meijia put down her harsh words viciously, and planned to talk to the two dogs today.

"That's right, I must teach them a lesson, my Transformers!" Lu Zhanbo was still feeling sorry for his Transformers, he could put it back when he found this leg, but now. . .It's already rotten, so it can only be glued on, but can it be the same as the intact one?

Everyone turned their attention to Bai Zhi. After all, beating a dog depends on the owner. If the owner doesn't speak, they really don't know what to do.

Unexpectedly, Bai Zhi waved her hand angrily: "Do whatever you want, if it kills us, we will eat dog meat hot pot for supper tonight, but we just don't know if it is enough to eat."

"..."

Everyone came to 3602's kennel arrogantly, and the two dogs huddled inside, as if they knew that they had caused trouble, so they just didn't come out.

However, it was useless how they shrunk, and they were pulled out with a swipe.

"Wow... woof..."

What followed was half an hour of ravages. Yifei dragged the two dogs to the gym in a daze, tied them to the treadmill, turned on the treadmill, and the few of them bought beer and drinks. Watching it from the side and eating it, it can be said to be insane!

It wasn't until the two dogs fell down from exhaustion that Yifei wiped his mouth in satisfaction, packed up his things, and returned home.

"When you are so skinny, have you suffered a lot now? You dare to hide a small treasury privately, and you are not married, what kind of small treasury are you hiding?" Bai Zhi babbled to teach the two dogs as they walked back, Whether they can understand or not.

"It takes two hours to go back to face the wall before going back to sleep, do you hear me?"

"However, I did a good job of hiding gifts. I will leave some meat for you to eat when I go back. I don't know if you have that tooth, or I will leave the bones for you."

Hey, people nowadays~ Sometimes meat is not as good as bones!Drinking bone broth is king.

Such a thing happened, on Christmas Eve, she was forced by Yifei to clean up. Baizhi originally wanted to drag Yumo to escape, but Yifei focused on him, because it was his dog who broke into the incident Yes, anyone can run, but he can't.

At this time, Bai Zhi felt a little regretful, why did Mao want to tell them this kind of thing?Now it's all right, the kitchen, under the attic stairs, and the bathroom, all have not been spared.

Countless missing things were released from various corners, such as coins, clothes, socks, various toys, and even soft sister coins. Of course, not all of them were hidden by dogs, some of them were dropped in corners due to their lack of hygiene of. . .

. . . . . .

Compared to the appalling cleaning trip in the apartment, Zeng Xiaoxian, Guan Gu, and Lu Ziqiao's actions went much smoother. It has been an hour or so now, and they have reaped a lot, basically sending out all the cards in their hands.

Well, of course, it's not that they don't like any of them, but that they don't like any of them. Their so-called harvest is actually enough to earn enough good man cards. . .

"..."

The three of them looked at the card box that had been sent out on their bodies, and felt like crying. The cold wind is howling in this winter!There was no gain at all.

When the three of them gathered again downstairs in their own apartment, their faces were full of wind and frost.

"Zi Qiao, didn't you say that this method has no risk at all? Why do I think my life is in danger?" Guan Gu sniffed his nose.

"Did they slap you?" Lu Ziqiao asked in disbelief.

"That's not it."

"What's the risk in that?"

"Um, I think what Guan Gu means is that we will freeze to death here soon." Zeng Xiaoxian nodded in empathy, and helped Guan Gu express what he was thinking.

"Cut, compared to what we have gained, this bit of wind and cold is unbearable. No wonder you don't have girlfriends yet." Lu Ziqiao said helplessly. He had already made up his mind and prepared props for them. I can't stand the cold, so I really deserve to be a bachelor for the rest of my life.

"But, tell us where the harvest is? Don't you yourself ride horses with any beautiful women here?"

"You? Could it be that you didn't change at all, and did as I said?"

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu looked at each other with a bad feeling. . . .

Chapter 189

"Yes! Isn't this your idea? We feel pretty good! But why is it different from what we imagined?"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu answered weakly, they thought it was pretty good!

"Hey, children can't be taught..." Lu Ziqiao shook his head helplessly covering his face, and sat down on the steps: "Next, I will teach you the second lesson: adapt to the situation.

What I said in the apartment was a general plan. Can you think about it with your brains, who would be so moved by a card and a greeting, and then let a stranger spend Christmas together?Are you thinking too much?

In the final analysis, although they are touched a little in their hearts, it is only a touch. The first step is naturally to judge how moved they are. If they look very moved, it means that they can be taken down. Pass, if you are more enthusiastic, you can ask for a phone number, and then boil the frog in warm water!

In the end, you just expect a card to make a girlfriend?If it's really that easy, then it's not your turn! "

"..."

"I don't play anymore. I just want to have a girlfriend. Is it necessary to do this routine?" After hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that such a thing was completely beyond their control.

"I don't play any more, instead of wasting this time, I might as well draw manga!" Guan Gu also took off Santa's hat, it's just that he wants to find someone to spend Christmas with That's all, it turned out to be frozen for a long time, you tell me this method ~ can't you?

"Hey, Teacher Zeng, believe me, after you really have a girlfriend, it will only be more routine than this." Lu Ziqiao put his arms around Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulders, trying to stop them from leaving.

"Then how much have you gained?"

"Not many, it's going to be more than [-] calls! I'm going to screen it."

"Damn~" Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu swear, is it really a matter of eloquence?But as a host, there is no reason why I would lose to him in eloquence?

"Forget it, Mr. Zeng, Guan Gu, let's go, I have a few more here, let me demonstrate to you."

Lu Ziqiao stood up and patted his butt, Guan Gu and Zeng Xiaoxian had nothing to do, and now they have nothing to do when they go back, so let's go and try together~

. . . . . .

Let's not talk about how the threesome's trip to pick up girls is going, but the cleaning in the apartment has finally come to an end. Every corner of the halls of the two suites has been cleaned, and the things are moved back after making sure they are clean.

It's just that after cleaning, several people were exhausted and paralyzed, leaning on the sofa and not wanting to get up.

"My God~ Why do I have to stay at home and clean up on Christmas Eve? Can't you give me a handsome guy?" Meijia looked up to the sky and sighed, not to mention how exciting Christmas Eve is, but at least let me have a rest!

"By the way, what about Zi Qiao and the others? Why haven't they come back yet? It stands to reason that they've been over for so long, right?" Bai Zhi was dissatisfied. The corners are inherently dirty and they can't be blamed entirely.

But these guys haven't come back yet, if they didn't clean up on a whim, maybe Bai Zhi would think they ran away on purpose.

"You pull it down! Those whores may not come back tonight." Yifei felt a little uncomfortable.

Lu Ziqiao and the others are used to it, but Guan Gu and Zeng Xiaoxian will go with them, especially Zeng Xiaoxian, she can recite what he said when he was drunk last time when he came back, and now facing Shen Linfeng, she doesn't know what's going on. manage.

But just as she expected, Zeng Xiaoxian forgot everything the next day. He originally wanted to forget these words as if to coax a child, but he found that he couldn't forget them no matter what.

"You think too much, do you think girls are so easy to deceive? Forget about Zi Qiao, he may not come back tonight, but Guan Gu and Teacher Zeng will definitely come back."

It's not that Bai Zhi looks down on them, but, of course, he also understands what to do with the plan Lu Ziqiao mentioned. Things like picking up girls require too much adaptability, and Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu are obviously unqualified in this respect.

"Then if they haven't come back now, maybe it will really happen~" Yifei said sourly, he admitted that what Bai Zhi said made sense, but you are lucky if you don't like others?

"Forget it, leave them alone, let's exchange gifts ourselves!"

Bai Zhi sighed helplessly, he had already given out his gift, and he was exhausted, so he really didn't care about the life and death of those three people.

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However, is this really the case?

Of course not, at this moment, the three of Lu Ziqiao were sitting shivering on the steps in the corner of the apartment door.

"Aqiu~Zi Qiao, didn't you mean to demonstrate? Why are you still moving? Let me tell you, I don't know how to play hooligans." Zeng Xiaoxian shuddered, and put Santa's hat on his stomach.

Their condition was very bad. The Christmas suit was torn and tattered, their faces were white, some skin was exposed in some places, and they were covered in goose bumps from the cold.

"Who made a move? I told you I just fell down." Lu Ziqiao wanted to cry without tears: "Besides, who knew that there is a brother who is 1.8 meters tall in her family! Xiao Hei's information is too inaccurate Bar?"

 …  

"Don't push the matter to Xiao Hei, okay?"

"Don't talk about it." Guan Gu trembled all over: "Let's go back and change our clothes! Then I will freeze to death here."

"Yes, go back quickly..."

Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu quickly stood up and walked towards the lobby of the apartment. They poked their heads out and saw that there seemed to be few people in the lobby. Everyone thought it was cold, so they were all blowing on the air conditioner at home, so they sneaked into the elevator.

"Damn, why is the door locked? Who brought the key?"

"I just changed my clothes, and I didn't have time to bring back the original clothes."

"Then knock on the door! What are you doing in a daze?"

'Bang bang bang~'

3602. In the room, Bai Zhi and Yu Mo were wrapped in quilts, leaning against the head of the bed. There was a computer in front of it, and a domestic horror movie was playing on it.

At this time, there was a 'da da da' knock on the door, and Yu Mo screamed in fright: "Huh?"

"Huh? There seems to be someone knocking on the door outside." Bai Zhi glanced at the door, as if it wasn't from the computer.

"Don't, don't go, I'm afraid~" Yu Mo pulled Bai Zhi's arm pitifully, but his eyes didn't move away from the computer screen.

"Oh~ good." Bai Zhi straightened her body and leaned back. This horror movie is not scary at all, but it's a pity that it can't hide Yu Mo's timidity!No way, anyway, it's late at night, no matter who knocks on you, you won't open the door. . .six.

Chapter 190

"Still... haven't got through yet?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's fingers were trembling, and he kept pressing the buttons on the phone. A gust of cold wind blew by, and he couldn't help tightening his tattered clothes: "See...hell, why can't I get through to any of them, not even the landline?" .”

"Then you called Meijia, she... she has the key to our apartment, hurry up! I'm almost freezing to death." Lu Ziqiao begged, and couldn't speak fluently.

"You still have the nerve to say, it's all your fault." Guan Gu was still trembling, but he still had time to blame Lu Ziqiao: "How nice would it be if I were at home? I will never go out to fool around with you in the future."

"How can this be called fooling around? I only took out this resource when you were brothers, and besides, didn't you agree with it at the time?"

"stop fighting..."

Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly stopped the two of them, it's late at night, and they are still dressed like this, if they are regarded as beggars and thieves, it will be troublesome.

"It still doesn't work, what happened to them? I called them all, and they all turned off." Zeng Xiaoxian was about to cry, and the landline phone didn't answer the call. They could hear the phone ringing outside the door, but no one answered it.

When calling the mobile phone, everyone's mobile phone is turned off, as if it was negotiated.

Are they negotiated?Of course, Bai Zhi was all to blame.

Things go back to a few 10 minutes ago. . .

After everyone exchanged gifts, each of them passed on their joy, whether they liked it or disliked it, they should talk about it and accept it.

At this time, Bai Zhi was very shameless, and helped her wear the necklace given to Yu Mo around her neck, making them eat enough dog food.

This also caused a few people to be full of resentment, and their hearts were cold in this cold weather.

This resentment penetrated the space, making Bai Zhi see it seriously: "Don't do this, I will be shy."

"Depend on..."

"Otherwise, like Joe and the others, how about I pretend to be a kind person this Christmas and send you some roses? It can be regarded as an apology to Daha and Xiaoha~"